#tellyholeincorrectquotes

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Ughhhhh: Going to go stand in a creek, does anyone need anything.

Roger: Yeah, I need you to find a leaf, set it in the water, and watch solemnly as it floats past you and out of sight.

Ughhhhh: Finally, a reasonable request.

#love making quotes between two tellies kinned by a w. xylophone member i'm like ooh y'all are seeing this? give me the expert reviews #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #other times i think about how much of this stuff qotice &/or inukshuk201 have seen and i'm like damn. give me the expert reviews #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: *hands Zak some sheet music* So what do you make of this?

Zak: Oh, I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl, or-

Roger, taking it back: Alright I’ll ask Ughhhhh instead.

#idea: telly hole version of the soup store video #tellyholeincorrectquotes #telly hole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #xe knows origami what can i say. lola of liquid licorice picked up learning it to follow in eir footsteps

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Anthony: Oh, can’t I smile because I feel like it?

Roger: You never feel like it-

Ughhhhh: Boris fell down in the parking lot.

#roger tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #remember that comic by inukshuk where anthony meets andrew and really struggles with smiling? yeah it's just the sort of nd #where he has a load of trouble expressing their emotions visually so when it does happen there's often a good reason for it #like a long-developed plan coming to fruition or getting a month's worth of work done. or boris tripping while playing fivesquare #(fivesquare being the telly version of foursquare of course) #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i like saying things about telly hole and not only being right but having multiple comics to back me up on it #(remember the international baccalaureate one? yeah <3)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

&eorge: Do I befriend tall people so they can see me from my best angle? Or is that just a bonus for them?

Zak: Well, how tall are you?

&eorge: 5′2′‘

Zak: You befriend tall people because everyone is taller than you.

#&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #it should be said that whenever i write the word tall my instinct is to make it tally #does this imply that ughhhhh (smaller than &eorge) is an absolutely miniscule man?? yes. yes it does. it is tiny #relative to the general tinyness of the hole. mini-men with a minier-mole #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #@saturday yes he is precisely your height i have control over the canon nobody can stop me from doing this

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

&eorge: Man this coffee I just drank is so good, I feel like I could do a math problem right now!

Anthony: Correctly?

&eorge: I don’t know. Probably not

#&eorge tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #re: that quote salem submitted- what's &eorge going to do with a pot of coffee if not drink at least some of it! #also this is the return of dyscalculia &eorge our beloved of course. where would we be without him #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: *coughing*

Roger: Careful, don’t die on us.

Boris: *still coughing* Don’t tell me what to do!

#sometimes i have no coherent reasons for making the quotes i do. sometimes they simply are beamed into my head & i can't do anything #boris carmicheal tellyhole #roger tellyhole #death mention #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #roger knows the heimlich maneuever however i can't for the life of me think of some other germanic name to make an #au counterpart to. that. so this joke gets to be a little simplistic. as a treat

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: Time for plan G.


&eorge: Don’t you mean plan B?


Roger: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.


Zak: What about plan D?


Roger: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.


Ughhhhh: What about plan E?


Roger: I’m hoping not to use it. Boris dies in plan E.


Anthony: I like plan E.

#here ya go :} #(not sure what other tags to use so I’ll just leave it like this) #roger tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #(tags by me) my god lina you understand the tellies on a level i could never imagine this is incredible #of course roger has all these plans anthony comes up with plan a (for anthony) and then roger goes this isn't going to workkkkk #and anthony goes nah i'll just ask ughhhh to help if things go wrong and roger's like that's still not going to workkkkk so comes up with 10 #failsafes (also you remember that incorrect quote from fuckin ages ago where roger goes ''why does anthony always have the plans?'' #''do you have any plans roger'' ''uh no i don't'' roger started devising backup plans for anthony's schemes on a regular basis after that <3 #see we have continuity on this bitch of a blog! i have that power bay be! anyway this is enough tags thanks for the submission #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #plan a for anthony? plan g for roger. nobody knows where plan & for &eorge falls on here but it sure does at some point #submission

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Anthony: Okay, we’ve gotta get through this locked door somehow. Boris, give me your credit card.

Boris: *hands it over* Alright, now what?

Anthony: *pockets it* Cool. Zak, cut down the door.

#anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #zak tellyhole #i mean zak's gotta put the ''skills'' (whether this means actual skills or a fascimilie of them is to be determined) xe learned through #xir buzzcut phase to use somehow right. if there's one thing anthony knows how to do fuckin well (and really. there are many) it's #put the other tellies' skills to good use #tellyholeincorrectquotes #telly hole

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Anthony: I have my eye on you, &eorge.

&eorge: And I will watch your back in turn!

#remember that time june said she doesn't trust &eorge? w. xylophone kids remember #&eorge tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #every day when i know there's stuff in this queue and 2 p.m. rolls around i think to myself well! am i going to get an explosion #of circa 6-7 notes in my notifs all at once? or am i going to get like 2 max spread over a solid number of minutes? #fun little game.

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Ughhhhh, crouched down next to some birds: that’s when you swoop in and-

Roger: Um, what are you doing?

Ughhhhh: Nothing

Roger: ...Alright.

Ughhhhh, once they’re gone: you land on eir head and stay there, don’t let go,

later, Zak, on the phone, with two crows on his head: Hey, is this &eorge? Yeah, tell Ughhhhh that I won’t give up until their birds do.

#the original quote was a bit messy and also included swearing and considering i've not let the tellies say fuck Yet i'm not doing it here #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #ughhhh did in fact come to regret this bird shenanigan of its but mostly because anthony made a way bigger deal out of it than it intended #like damn not even zak cared as much after the birds went somewhere else (were scared off by the mini-mole despite ughhhh's best efforts) #but anthony really wanted to know if that was something ughhhh could do with all animals & quickly & what it could make them do #&eorge was also inclined to ask questions but figured it was better to wait until anthony was done with hir turn and by that point #ughhhhh was just kinda fed up so she and roger made n or n cookies and called it a day #I Should Really Write Telly Hole Fic Huh #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #(if it wasn't obvious n or ns are the telly universe version of m&ms. funny & cool)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: To be honest, I’m a little scared of Ughhhhh

Zak: Oh, don’t worry, he wouldn’t hurt a bee.

Boris: That’s reassuring!

Zak: It would kill a man though.

#i couldn't figure out a way to make the phrase ''wouldn't hurt a fly'' into that of an alternate dimension while also being comprehensible #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #first meetings with ughhhhh can go like that #ughhhhh tellyhole #zak tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #murder tw #<- god knows what else to tag this with

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Zak, reading the newspaper: Some idiot at the aquarium tried to fight a squid this morning.

Boris, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was asking for it.

#i'd say ''gee it's been a while since i did any incorrect quotes'' but literally nothing has been motivating me to make them so #telly hole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #zak tellyhole #tellyholeincorrectquotes

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

&eorge: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Roger: Please don’t eat lava, &eorge

Boris: Try it and let us know!

Anthony: Actually, since it’s just molten rock, it would probably taste dusty and gross.

&eorge: You’re the only one here who understands me

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #honestly doing quotes with 3+ people in them is pretty fun i should do them more often #&eorge tellyhole #roger tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhh has probably actually eaten lava but zak has sworn to keep that a secret to xir grave

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Zak: Have you had anything to drink today?

Boris: Just three mugs of juice.

Zak: I think you’ll be fine. 

Boris: …No! I lied. It was seven mugs, I just didn’t want you to judge me.

Zak: That’s too much juice, Boris.

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i got this one from incorrecttellyholequotes so if you're wondering why it's written weird as fuck there ya go #zak tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #food mention

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: So what’s your gender?

&eorge: Yeah :)

Anthony: Me? Oh I'm, I'm uh- me? Oh, my gender? Me? My gen- me? My gender? I’m, well, not an anything.

Ughhhhh: hghmggh.,mguh.g,h.mggphhugh,.gh.ghmghp

Zak:

Roger: Well, a little bit.

#boris: cool. &eorge how did you do that with your voice #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i feel like i should say boris is also nonbinary he's not an exception. he's just also like this most of the time #''like what?'' oh you know #boris carmicheal tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #zak tellyhole #roger tellyhole #anyway i'm pretty sure this marks the first 100% original incorrect quote i've written on this blog. wah hoo #that is. only if copying a west xylophone convo (that i took part in) counts. debatability shall be the death of me #and it's always been the life of me #telly hole #(by the way you aren't mean to really be able to read zak's long-ass paragraph there it was done like that on purpose <3)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: Why are your shoes so wet?

Ughhhhh: There was a puddle

Roger: Well, why did you step in it?

Ughhhhh: It was a puddle

#roger tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #ahaha it's been a hot minute since i put anything on this blog hasn't it. boy #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #as usual i stole this one from incorrecttellyholequotes and you'll never fucking guess who took the place of ughhhhhh! #i'll give you one hint: i am so fucking mad (/ref but also /srs but also /hj i hate seeing people infantilize andy)