#tempestmemes

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my sole goal with this blog is to roast the shit out of any tempest character that isn't Ariel. It's what you're meant to do with literary analysis.

#tempestmemes #shakespeare #the tempest #make shakespeare gay again #it's only because I relate to ariel #but let's not talk about that shall we #sometimes you just gotta project your emotions on some dead guy's ocs #it's what we do here

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"oh hey look at this weird island we just got stranded on because of that storm that came outta nowhere and then disappeared in like,,, a minute which was clearly because of magic. Let's wander around like headless chickens, nothing could possibly go wrong with that plan" - Alonso, probably

#the tempest #shakespeare #tempestmemes #make shakespeare gay again #no wonder they wanted to murder him #the poor sod had no clue what he was doing #oh we're a bunch of nobles with no real life experience let's go wander about this unknown island without the rest of our crew #that seems smart #anyways #good job on not perishing immediately i guess

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#poor sycorax #or maybe not she kinda was an asshole #tempestmemes #Shakespeare #okay but for real I want a sycorax spinoff #why didn't people write as much fanfic back then?

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#tempestmemes #deadmemes #what a beautiful love story #thetempest #Shakespeare #what even is this

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I'd gladly take the dragon.

#red #just take the dragon ffs #what time of the year does the tempest take place in #free your spirits #is it actually winter already #shit I have to buy Christmas presents #prospero is an asshole #poor little Ariel #freedom #the tempest #tempest meme #tempestmemes #Shakespeare #shakesqueer

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#our poor little baby ariel #free him ffs #prospero is a meanie #we love ariel #tempestmemes #the tempest #Shakespeare

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someone save Ariel.

#please just free ariel he hasn't done anything wrong prospero #free your mind #free yourself #free your body #free your soul #free your spirits #they are nice spirits #prosperoisanasshole #the tempest #tempestmemes #Shakespeareshitpost #ship it

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#tempestmemes #caliban isn't the brightest #what the hell caliban?!

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Prospero: I'm nOt oVerLy DrAmatIc

Also Prospero: summons Gods to tell his daughter not to have sex until marriage

#tempestmemes #what was shakespeare thinking #is that allowed #the tempest #Shakespeare

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The tempest out of context.

Ariel: [...] Do you love me, master? No?

Prospero: Dearly my delicate Ariel. [...]

#what is this play even about #is that allowed #was Shakespeare a shakesqueer #Ariel has Stockholm syndrome #Ariel x Prospero #the tempest #tempestmemes #can someone hug ariel

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Boatswain: I ship thee, Sebastian and thy old counselor Gonzalo.

Sebastian: well, I sure hope you do. That is what we payed you for after all!

Boatswain, muttering to himself: yeah... exactly... that type of "shipping"...

#boatswain why would you say that #shitpost #make shakespeare gay again #thetempest #tempestmemes #ship #shipping #sebastian x gonzalo #shippost

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#if ariel is a spirit. can he fly? #just fly away and watch as prospero tries to get away from the island by himself #ariel i free you #what was shakespeare thinking #isn't ariel way more powerful than prospero #thetempest #tempestmemes

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#tempestmemes #tempest #freeariel #prosperoisanasshole #fight for freedom #but not with crime

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Caliban: Thou makest me merry; I am full of pleasure: Let us be jocund. [...]

Stephano : at thy request [...] I will do reason, any reason.

Ariel, muttering to himself: And there goes another ship.

#we know that's what actually happened #ariel ships it #he won't sink that ship #stephano x caliban #thetempest #tempestmemes #make shakespeare gay again