stop saying tendou is b*ld he’s not b*ld. that’s a lie it’s pretend it’s not real.
what the fuck What The Fuck WHAT THE FUCK-
IWA?? TENDOU?? WAKATOSHI’S DAD?? I’M NOT OKAY
a tendou x fem!reader smau <3
summary: being in quarantine has got you bored and out of your mind. you hate to admit it, but you NEED to meet somebody new— you’re tired of your friends and their tiny dicks (except iwa!). thankfully, there’s a tiktok matchmaker form ready to give you a cockbig-19 boy. he seems a bit too familiar, though…
A/N: bit more angsty today! toorus insecurity isnt very important to the plot but yn’s reaction and tooru’s comments are <3 just want to make sure everything is clear! feel free to send in an ask if you’re ever confused about anything!
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warning for suggestive content
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→ i feel like he plays minecraft. man is a boomer but he plays minecraft with the other third years
→ but when u do this he’s just playing by himself
→ you set the camera up just out of his vision and walk over in front of him
→ and u drop to your knees
→ and this catches his attention Immediately
→ he looks down at you and his cheeks go pink, and a little smile crawls onto his face when you tie your hair back
→ “babe? what’re you doing? i like your hair down…”
→ he goes to put his hand in your hair to untie it from the ponytail when you duck away
→ he goes ???????
→ and you grab a book you dropped their earlier and look up at him trying to restrain your giggles
→ “what? what did you think i was doing, babe?” you stand up and he goes BRIGHT RED
→ he’s sputtering and you just start laughing bc mans really thought. he really thought
→ this is the greatest rq i have ever gotten for tanaka
→ he’s playing COD with noya and hinata
→ he’s yelling into his headset but goes SILENT when you drop to your knees in front of him
→ he swallows, his adam’s apple bobbing a little as he stares you down
→ you just look at him as you tie your hair back
→ he shIFTS FORWARD A LITTLE, noya’s yelling at him in the headset about something but it’s very clear he’s not listening
→ you lick your lips to tease him and he goes RED, “babe?”
→ but then you duck down between his knees to grab something from under the bed, “found my sunglasses! i dropped them earlier. what did you think i was doing?”
→ he sputters before pushing his headset off to fall back onto the bed with a loud groan, “I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BLOW ME! I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BLOW ME, GOD I WAS SO PUMPED FOR A SECOND!”
→ he’s yelling and you’re laughing so hard you’re gripping your stomach because you KNEW he would react like that
→ iconic vid. also tanaka made noya and hinata lose the game
→ he’s reading a manga at the edge of his bed
→ literally just vibing
→ you got bored and decided to pull this on him
→ he didn’t hear you set up the camera so he didn’t catch on
→ so when you dropped to your knees he sAT THE FUCK UP
→ literally thREW his manga over his shoulder with that dumb smirk on his face
→ “oh, we’re doing this, doll? i don’t know what i did to deserve it.”
→ you ignore him to tie your hair up, and he actively bats your hand away, “i like your hair down, baby!”
→ “babe, i’m just tying it back to see better. i dropped my pen down here.” you batted his hand away in returned and tried not to laugh while you grabbed your pen, “see?”
→ he’s staring at you slack jawed while you get up and snort a little at him because he’s just frozen now
→ he really got his hopes up for that gawk gawk samsung spin cycle 9000
HES FUCKING BALD??????????????
We got Iwaizumi and Tendo in the new chapter! 🤩🎉🥳
But wHERE THE FUCK IS KUROO
I’m sorry but if I don’t see him in the next chapters I’ll have to go to my new husband, Kiyoomi, for real 😔✌🏼
I think we’re going to be seeing more of tendou at some point as he wasn’t introduced like everyone else (e.g. current occupation) even thought its the first time seeing him in the timeskip
tendou has never looked cuter and y'all can fight me on that
I bet Tendou had a Britney Spears moment after leaving Shiratorizawa and just shaved all his hair off
USHITEN CANON BOYFRIENDS BTW … WHO ELSE COULD SPEAK TO USHIJIMA LIKE THAT IF NOT HIS BOYFRIEND????
Rip Tendou’s hair 😔✊ we’ll never forget u bro
chapter 1 - new roomies
2 sum it up: Hairstylist, y/n desperately needs to get away from her less than ideal roommate. And it just so happens one of her besties has the perfect suggestion. Sugawara, in his final year of his college, has decided maybe romance is dead. Or maybe just not for him. Thing is, fate (and their friends) has plans for both of them.
yaay chapter 1 ‼️ i don’t have much to say this time but I hope you liked it!! now I’m going to go redo ch2 because it was just not it 🚮
Am I the only who actually likes Tendou’s new hair ??? Hello ??? Why y’all hating he looks good!!
so are we rly just gonna ignore the fact that furudate did tendou dirty like this or
WHY DID WE ONLY GET A MEMORY OF TENDOU? FURUDATE, I NEED ANSWERS. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!!!
Haikyuu Chapter 395
Tendouuuuu bby u look so cute with your shaved head ❤️
I’m so glad they still keep in contact (not that I would have expected anything less from Furudate, God bless this man)
Iwaizumi interacting with Ushijima after the time skip, this is not a drill, I’m dying
I love how Oikawa bullying Kageyama with the Pic he took when he met Hinata is probably based on the fact that Iwa bullied him first with Ushijima (or they’re both just two little shits who share the same braincell)
Look at him go!!!!
Do you see his smile, this chapter is all I could ever ask for as a major Ushijima simp
I love this throwback, they’re so cute, geez
(Since I already hit the limit with 10 pics, let me just end this on the note that this is one of my favorite haikyuu chapters ever and it single-handedly solved all my problems, thanks for coming to my Ted talk)
the only thing I’m missing now is Kuroo, so I hope we’ll see him soon
tendou rly got a buzzcut…