Here’s my head canon: Yamato’s been lonely since getting back from his last mission and decides to check out the new dating app (Konoha-grindr or tinder you decide!).
Currently thinking about: Team Rho vs. Facts of Life
Tenzo and Itachi are freaking out because Kakashi's bleeding from between his legs and Itachi couldn't find a wound so that means sempai must have some internal bleeding and he might be poisoned or dying right now!! Three genius shinobi and not a one of them knows what a period is.
Please give your murder babies anatomy lessons beyond where to stab
(Kakashi's a late starter I guess, because he lived on food pills for years lmao)