#terrible!

[theregoesmylurkerstatus]

Being grappled by teeth and tentacles ripping into your FACE? Thank you Matt, good to see your absolutely horrifying creativity has been at work this whole time! :))

#critical role #campaign 1 #ramblings #c1e07 #terrible! #i both love and hate it

[jentlemahae]

#ohhhhhhhh……… #terrible!

[nim-lock]

prayer hands I did not get covid from the recent kansas city trip (very fun, had a good food & science time),,, we know people who went to ICON who are now ill, and I’ve gotten two negatives so far, so we’re just being super cautious around people until I know for certain 

#covid mention #ahhh !!! I went to see friends today (downed 2 tests right before it) #stayed mostly masked indoors just in case #glad that I generally can trust my friends to take reasonable precaution #I don't feel any covid-like effects; however there's these fucking lumps that look like insect bites that I occasionally get recurring #it's like you hit a certain age and get new debuffs #terrible! #but glad I don't yet have covid hfhfh

[tompettyscontroversiallyyounggf]

love cats, love babysitting cats, but i really need to discuss this litterbox situation w/ whoever is in charge of animal toilet innovation

#terrible! #literally the only reason i don't have a cat tbh #they are so sweet and cuddly and yet #coiffure texts

[onlyseokmins]

My dash refreshed and I lost the foursome fic I was gonna read tn 😭

#Terrible! #God damn it #Jdjskska #ez.monches

[autisticbillpotts]

all the little ocs that live in my head

so many little lesbians

#been trying to write for one set of them and making some sort of headway #when a new concept wandered into my brain and have been Haunting me #just churning out little scenes and scenarios for them ghff #got 3 days off in a row soon i will try to churn some real words out then #personal #like 12 little guys not even counting my trek ocs n other non original fiction ocs #terrible!

[thesituationroom]

this woman is about to receive the response of the century

#TERRIBLE!

[codenamejudas]

Jaden is full of love today. Unfortunately for Judas though, Jaden doesn't express his love through hugs like Dennis does. He expresses it with raspberries to the tummy.

Judas was having a quiet, comfy night in on the bed. 'Was' being the keyword there. He assumed Jaden was coming to join him on the bed right up until his shirt went up. "He- EY!" His legs kicked as he squealed out laughter, smacking at Jaden's shoulder.

#anotherhumanpet #Jaden #terrible!

[portablecity]

So I found a metaphor that helped me explain the appeal of Jane Austen and similar movies/books:

- the dialogue that happens on screen is about as relevant to what’s happening in the character’s minds/hearts/etc as an interview with one of the hockey players before a team game

- much like the fun of watching teams play one another over the season and collect rivalries and beefs they would never just, like, explain to a reporter, the fun of the jane austen plot comes from the reader’s ability to put together all the clues to the emotional rollercoaster happening behind the scenes

- which builds tension and anticipation to the inevitable face-off/all-out brawl/intense emotional confession scene

which then leads me to the thought that a jane austen novel maybe is to a hockey season what a harlequin novel or hallmark holiday movie is to, maybe, wrestling?

#no i will not explain myself further #jane austen #wwe #hockey #harlequin romance #this thought brought to you by that new Persuasion adaptation #terrible! #but very fun to pick apart

[bayleymania]

You saying you hate MJF is like me saying "I hate Rhea Ripley" or "I hate Taylor Swift" 🤭

I feel like this became a game: “Lexie saying she hates MJF is like me saying I…”

#TERRIBLE! #I hate MJF #You saying you hate MJF…

[jentlemahae]

#apparently his friends described him as a ‘ladies man but didn’t actually try to get any girI’ 😒😒 #terrible! #anw he looks very pretty here or whatever #mk

[seventeengoingunder-archive]

i have exams every single time fontaines play croatia and now i have to walk by a billboard for inmusic every day.

#i have to walk by it before my exam tomorrow that's just bad vibes before i even step foot in the college #terrible!

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[ozziyo]

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowly x aziraphale #digital art #my art #my fanart #i made the mistake of looking at Sergio Cupido's Romeo and Juliet #and this sort of just Happened #so terribly sorry

[stealthrockdamage]

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

#TERRIBLE post sorry

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

#game changer #game changer season 6 #game changer spoilers #sam says #sam reich #lou wilson #jacob wysocki #vic michaelis #this is the worst thing I've ever seen actually #i almost cried #the sheer joy of Henry and the thought of not being allowed to see him #also sorry for the terrible quality of the video 😭 #pretty sure it's lagging badly but that's all i got 🥲