#testingforcake23

[gehayi]

What do you say to people who want minorities and literal Nazis to get along?

Nazis are primordial scum. Nazis are garbage. Nazis slaughtered fourteen million people for the “crimes” of being Jewish, Romani, physically disabled, mentally disabled, Roman Catholic, trade unionists, Communists, or queer. Why the hell would anyone think that modern fanboys of the Nazis are WORTH getting along with?  And why would they believe that the minorities are the ones who have to move toward the Nazis, rather than the Nazis moving away from their morally bankrupt stance toward ethics and humane behavior?  

Here’s my stance: 

NO ONE SHOULD GET ALONG WITH NAZIS. 

NO ONE SHOULD WANT TO. 

Nazis should be pariahs. People should vomit on Nazis’ shoes upon learning what they are. Nazis should be yelled at, mocked, and shamed for being the vile, despicable cockroaches that they are. They should be undateable, unmarriageable, and unhireable.  Their families should shun them; their erstwhile friends should gaze on them with loathing and contempt.  The media should treat them and their ideas as undeserving of people’s attention and refuse to give them any free publicity. The whole world should let them know that they are not only unworthy of associating with human beings, but that they have become unworthy and inhuman through their own repugnant choice.  

I do not think shaming them or shunning them would change their beliefs. But it would sure as hell let them know that their beliefs were not acceptable to the public at large and that they needed to crawl back under the rock where they were spawned.

#testingforcake23

[luimnigh]

How likely is it that Atlesian refugees will be attacked by citizens of Vacuo?

There is absolutely going to be suspicion, resentment, hatred even. I think the citizens of Vacuo may only want to do the bare minimum to help. 

But if anyone is attacking anyone, I think it’s gonna be the other way around. 

#rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby8 spoilers #rwby8 #testingforcake23 #asks

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Genstealers melding technology and Tyranid bits and the swarms that come in are like "huh neat" after eating them so the hive mind decides to steal some Titans and mimic daemon engines

I actually have a longstanding desire to make cyborg Tyranids that have appropriated AdMech technology. It would be sexy. I want Bio-Engines and Genestealers with power claws and a stonecrusher carnifex that’s been partially fused with a locomotive to create something that’s spectacular on the charge.

#Ask #Warhammer 40k #Tyranids #Genestealers #testingforcake23

[skyrim-said-that]

In the modern Tamriel au, are there magic guns?

my brain is screaming “youre against guns and if they had magic that would make everything worse” but my heart says “MAGIC GUNS DUDE THAT ABSOLUTELY FUCKS.”

so yes they do they have magic guns but better gun laws welcome to my perfect world. 

#Modern skyrim #bro your mind #magic guns THATS SO COOL #modern db #au #my au #testingforcake23

[craftyjellyfishcat]

Owlet Au: Belo’s question

Emperor Belos: *has Eda cornered* finally I have you cornered Owl lady, now I want you...

Eda: *prepares for battle with a tense glaze*

Emperor Belos: *holds out a bouquet of flowers*....to go out with me, a powerful witch with another powerful witch

Lilith: *hiding behind a door, praying* please work please work...

Eda:*grins* I thought you’d never ask, how does that new restaurant at 8′o clock sound?

Emperor Belos: wh-why yes that sounds great...

Eda: of course I’ll have to wear a disguise but see you then *files off with Owlbert*

Emperor Belos: *walks a bit before jumping with excitement in empty hall* YES YES YES!

Lilith: *sighs in relief* thank the titan....wait oh no.....*has a horrible realization* 

(for @testingforcake23)

#owlet au #emperor belos #eda clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #testingforcake23

[pilot-boi]

ozpin would be jean valjean

yOU RIGHT

I made a whole Les Mis AU once, but I never figured out how Valjean would be. So thanks!

#rwby #professor ozpin #les miserables rwby #mine #asks #testingforcake23

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

What constitutes a toon in the Animaniacs fic? Are Pinky and the Brain considered toons or just mice?

They’re still lab mice, so they’re an odd mix. They’re mice, but the experiments led to them developing some toon powers

#testingforcake23 #answers #anastasia au #pinky and the brain #worldbuilding

[spacepiratethirstclub]

I wonder what it would be like to take Balan to the beach?

Ooh! I think it’d start out like a “Whole New World” situation, except with him and you flying and dancing across the beach. Maybe he’d be wearing an adorably old fashioned striped swimsuit. He’d more than likely splash water at you and maybe to a sneak splash with his doubles and a hug from behind.

Expect at least a few flying-in-mid-air kisses and touching. =w=

Maybe he’d be teasing you once they’re lounging on the sand, walking his fingers all across his your body, inching ever so close to that super sensitive spot. If the tims or costumes are around, he’ll likely save any actual intimate encounters for later when there’s more privacy.

But, if no one’s around... >3<

Let’s just say, the good thing about swimsuits is that there ain’t much to take off, and he does like to show off after all, so.

#nsft #smut #self shipping #fluff #balan wonderthirst #little bit of wholesome beachy fun #and a little bit of romance #*sigh* #imagine #testingforcake23

[monkeymindscream]

You've had Warden Wrath hcs, what about our dear Emperor Belos?

Of COURSE I have headcanons for Emperor Belos I love him!!

- He is ridiculously charismatic. This is the guy who managed to gain the support of an entire populace and radically alter their way life shortly after appearing seemingly from nowhere. Even if we assume that the majority of that influence came from people believing he could talk to the Titan, he still would’ve had to make them believe he could in the first place. A big part of the borderline-worship admiration his subjects have for him stems from his people skills back before he shut himself up in his castle.

- Pumpdrake spice season is his favorite time of year. What is a pumpdrake, you ask? It’s the botanical Frankenstein of a pumpkin and a mandrake. Instead of “carving jack’o’lanterns,” the tradition on the Boiling Isles is to hunt and slay the pumpdrake with the face/expression you want. Afterwards you gut your kill then display its rigor-mortis-ridden carcass on your porch or in your window or something. The guts themselves are super flavorful, with the smaller, more yellow-y ones being more savory (often used in soups and things) and the darker orange ones being sweet (the aforementioned pumpdrake spice). EB will eagerly consume literally anything containing pumpdrake spice in it. — Also: Like on Earth, there’s kind of a stigma against openly liking pumpdrake spice, because God forbid anyone be allowed to like harmless things on this wretched plain of existence. It’s a good way to get yourself labeled as “basic,” actually. Enter our Emperor, gracefully not giving a damn. Should he ever come across anyone complaining about people liking pumpdrake spice, he’d likely take great pleasure in materializing behind them and politely interjecting, “Well I happen to quite like pumpdrake spice, actually; would you care to explain to me why you’re so offended by it?” then quietly enjoy the rest of his drink as they shat themselves and tried to backpedal. — I have no idea how he enjoys the aforementioned drink while wearing his mask. Maybe he pours it into his eyes like he did with the palisman innards; maybe he has some sort of proboscis that pokes out from under his mask that he uses to slurp it up. Maybe he just uses a straw. Who’s to say.

- He has a genuine soft spot for Kikimora. This derives solely from the fact that he called her “Kiki” at the end of Young Blood, Old Souls. Like yes I know Lilith called her “Kiki” too and they obviously didn’t care for each other, but look: as far as we’d seen up until that moment EB referred to people almost exclusively by their formal full name/an unshortened form of their first name (“Edalyn/Lilith Clawthorne”), or by a derisive title (“Human”). But he gave Kikimora a (seemingly honestly affectionate??) nickname of sorts. Plus she’s essentially his face and mouth when he either doesn’t feel like making public appearances or just plain can’t - that has to imply at least some level of trust there. — Kiki’s fully aware of this, and is insufferably smug about it. She’s lucky the Isles’ Top Dog likes her, because literally no one else does. (She’s not particularly bothered.)

- Romance is his favorite book genre, believe it or not. Or at least it would be if the writers on the Boiling Isles could step away from clichés for five freaking seconds. — DO NOT GET HIM STARTED ON PINIET PUBLISHING HOUSE THEIR BOOKS ARE THE WORST OFFENDERS OF THEM ALL. Hell, their books are the reason half those clichés are even clichés to begin with - they mass produce utter shit. He’s wanted to petrify righteously arrest Piniet for years, but Kiki always stops him by pointing out that the publishing company’s books are wildly popular amongst his coven (the whole Isle, really, but speaking specifically here) and destroying the source would likely cause a massive dip in morale. And anyway, he hasn’t technically done anything legally wrong that they could bring him in for - it’s ultimately more trouble than it’s worth.

- He’s fucking clueless when it comes to some of the actual responsibilities that come with keeping an empire running. Don’t get me wrong, he understands there are certain things that need to get done, and he understands why they need to be done. He just doesn’t have the instincts for how. Like if some official-whoever were to come up to him and ask him “Emperor,  how do you plan to stimulate the economy in some of the Isles’ poorer areas?” he’d be lost. Fuck if he knows, man, how is one person supposed to be able to answer that?? He knows magic - he has dissected magic down to its core and could list the names of all its squishy bits by heart. He knows greater-scope things. He does not know how to break-up infighting between two townships. — When he’s asked questions like this, he will usually respond by looking to his right. Kiki (who was standing there, waiting) will then promptly step forward, say something to the effect of “The Emperor has discussed this issue with me previously, he is of the mind that-” and will then offer a suggestion. No one questions it because well the Emperor is sitting literally right there, so obviously if he had any issues with it he’d have punted the little gremlin into orbit by now, right? Everyone just assumes EB doesn’t feel like repeating himself when he’s already discussed it with his assistant. Truth is Kiki pulled that out of her ass on the spot. Lucky for the Isles she’s good at her job. — This plays a big part in why EB’s likes Kiki so much. She takes a good chunk of responsibility and stress off his shoulders so he can focus on whatever mysterious tasks the Titan may (or may not we’ll have to see) be instructing him to complete.

- His omnipresent/all-seeing shtick comes from his connection to the Titan. By virtue of the Isle literally being made from their body, the Titan is, essentially, everywhere. Therefore, EB’s awareness spreads everywhere. This has limits, obviously, since at the end of the day EB’s just one person and can only split his focus so many ways (not to mention it takes more energy to “see” the farther he looks away from his physical self), but it’s still more than what most people can do. Even more than what most Oracle witches can do.

- He takes abysmal care of himself. Yes, I know, it’s shocking to think that the guy who’s dumping magic goop into his face wouldn’t be a paragon of self-care, but trust me on this one. He will go days without sleep then get frustrated that his body is behaving so sluggishly; he’ll neglect to eat until his stomach is so empty it’s cramping, and he’ll still put it off for “just a bit more, it can wait for just a little longer.” The man is a disaster. — This also actually stems from his connection with the Titan. Over time, EB has become so entwined with it (see: its heart beating faster when he’s agitated/excited) that his own body has slowly stopped registering its own needs. Its attuned to what the Titan needs, and the Titan doesn’t need anything. Which is a flawed fucking system, really, because he still needs everything, he just has no way to gauge when or how much anymore.

- The reason the main nine covens are “the main nine” is specifically because they’re each a track of magic that EB is proficient in. And as the creator of the coven system, he got first say in which ones were quote “important.”

I have more (because if left sit long enough I could talk about my favorite characters for days) but a good chunk of what’s left kind of move out of “headcanon” territory and into “theories,” so I’ll stop here. If anyone’s interested in hearing the theories (or AUs, or ships, or whatever) feel free to send an ask and I’ll ramble some more.

#owl house #muttering about owls #Emperor Belos #testingforcake23

[reasonandempathy]

I'm scared because of the pandemic I won't have experience and when it's over no one will hire me because of the lack of experience

Proper HR directors/teams know that young people don’t have experience and need to start somewhere.  If you don’t have much, be upfront with that and honest, and apply for entry-level positions.

Most of what we’re looking for in young people in consistency and dedication, as well as if you’re trying to be professional in any interview.  Obviously it’s a general rule and HR people vary wildly, but if you’re an 18 year old kid applying for an entry0level gig, we do tend to understand that.

As a trick, say that you’re saving up money for college (if you aren’t already), or you’re looking to go part-time.  It gives you a bit of ambition and maturity in HR professional eyes for more office-type jobs.

If you’re really concerned, I can look over anything you have resume-wise or give you more specific tips.  Let me know.  

#hr #resume #first job #personal #testingforcake23

[smashy-headcanons]

Smasher thoughts on corrupted Steven?

#all #tier list #smashy headcanons #super smash bros #headcanon #steven universe #steven universe spoilers #ask #testingforcake23

[jimbotnik]

Good evening, doctor. I bring gifts.

“What manner of gifts?”

#asks #in character #testingforcake23

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Do you ever think the Hive Mind ever stops to think "what if we run out of things to eat?"

Sometimes, but then the part of the Hive Mind that thinks that is eaten by the rest of it

#ask #warhammer 40k #Tyranids #testingforcake23

[ben-the-hyena]

Have you heard of the Owl House? Emperor Belos seems up your alley

He does look cool and so does the animation but the show itself does not interest me at all, I honestly am tired of all kids shows whether be it Nickelodeon, CN or Disney looking the same with similar themes, color palettes, lineart, lesbians under the limelight to prove how progressive the company is but never gays because when it's girls it's "more acceptable", humor turning into a serious story etc. Maybe I will give a look in some years when the hype would have died down and the conclusion established, but for now it's a pass from me, been disappointed by the same formula too many times (Star VS the forces of Evil, Ducktales, Steven Universe, etc)

#ask #moi #the owl house #emperor belos #testingforcake23 #tv show #fans don't look

[craftyjellyfishcat]

Now imagine Belos seeing Eda as a Grom chaperone, but she's in a red dress instead because King tore up her tux.

Belos: *was blushing madly* I-I-I-I........

Luz: *walks towards him* dad are you ok? *gets sent back to the group by Belos*

#owlet au #testingforcake23

[theindulgencebin]

Would Dick ever try to take over the world?

Mm... I dunno, I don’t think so? The events of the Scoob movie were motivated by greed and the desperation to get Muttley back. I remember saying in a post that I don’t think he’s anything outside being a petty criminal, because his crimes were few and far between and on a very low scale before the Muttley thing. 

Literally stuff like shoplifting, selling black market parts... yeah basically, he’s not a typical “muhaha i wanna take over the world” villain, really. Just a petty criminal who has the knowledge and resources to create a global scale disaster should he want to, but thankfully, won’t, because that’s just not really on his agenda as far as I can tell. 

#asks #Dick Dastardly #testingforcake23