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mbrainspaz · 1 year
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just heard a crazy explosion. It was as loud and as close as a lightning strike. Thought for a second it was thunder, but it was too short. I have a window open and I felt the concussion on the air. Closest thing I've ever heard to that was cannon fire at Gettysburg, but that was 20+ miles away when I heard it. Texted one of the other groundskeepers and apparently he caught some guys FIRING A RIFLE on the neighborhood walking trails about 300ft from my house and 50ft from the street. Ya know, where I walk my dogs almost every day. Thankfully not today.
f*cking 'murica. Yeehaw
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canceled-culture · 11 months
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Texas afternoon bourbon
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ninjachill339 · 2 years
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hymnsofheresy · 1 year
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everytime i tell europeans my favorite cuisine is texmex & sonoran they are like “American bastardized Mexican food?” and i feel like im going insane. its not bastardized. its their fucking cuisine.
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cuddlewumpus · 8 months
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Just remember when you fly, your security officers are just like everyone else --
Doing a Tube of Terror challenge in the breakroom with Carolina Reaper, Ghost and Scorpion peppers.
I work with the goofiest bunch of dumbasses. And I love it.
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politijohn · 2 months
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doodlefartzz · 5 months
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DREW HUSBANDDDDD 🤞🤞🤞
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scrapnick · 6 months
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They’re just resting their eyes guys, they’re watching the movie for sure :)
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follow-freeman · 5 months
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You can KILL Gordon Freeman with this simple trick!
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eastgaysian · 5 months
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i loved you so much it was making me sick
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mbrainspaz · 1 year
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got a conservative mailer that had some kind of anti- affirmative action tripe on it. Literally like 'Biden is personally targeting us as WHITE MEN (and asians too UwU).'
poor babbies. I weep for you. How will you, cis white males in texas, be able to fend for the nuclear families you aren't having because women aren't legally required to marry you anymore
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whatthehelloh · 2 years
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We should treat every young man who wants to buy a gun like every woman who wants to get an abortion - mandatory 48 hour waiting period, parental permission, a note from his doctor proving he understands what he's about to do, a video he has to watch about the effects of gun violence, and a mandatory invasive ultrasound procedure. Let's close down all but one gun shop in every state and make him travel hundreds of miles, take time off work, and stay overnight in a strange town to get a gun. Make him walk through a gauntlet of people holding photos of loved ones who were shot to death, with people shouting at him that he's a murderer, begging him not to buy a gun.
It makes more sense to do this with young men and guns than with women and healthcare, right? I mean, no woman getting an abortion has killed a room full of people in seconds.
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cheaprv · 6 months
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Palo Duro Canyon, Texas. Photo by Hayden Hatch.
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stephmosphere · 8 months
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thingstrumperssay · 4 months
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So Texas did what they were always planning to do and made abortions even if the mother's life is at risk illegal.
A woman who's name is Kate Cox tried to fight against the supreme court because the fetus isn't viable and she will die if she doesn't get an abortion, and they told her "too bad."
They were never pro-life.
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percycoolguy · 11 months
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tucker voice Haha woah hey ladies am i interrupting something haha nah its cool you two get back to your lovers quarrel ill just stand right here and enjoy the view
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