Horangi: *eating the most radioactive looking kimchi like it's nothing* Ahh, it's been so long since I've eaten something like this
Horangi: how are you doing, 여보(yeobo)?
König: *Not deciding between dying from the spice or the anxiety to tell Horangi it's too spicy* ... all good here, Schnucki! :')
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Random bestie groupchat photos with Gaz & Soap
Idk what I’m doing
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Viren: I can't believe I've been dead for two years. This can't get any worse.
Claudia: I have a elf boyfriend!
Viren:....I think I want to go back to being dead.
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Never leave me in a chat with Sukuna... please, I am begging you... I am so unhinged. HE called me a menace to humanity!!!
And, yes, I work at a Convenience store and someone called me the Convenience Store Counter Goblin
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Sirius: I can't believe I died...I should be alive right now.
Remus: I married Tonks and we have a child together :)
Sirius: ....I think I'm gonna go back to wanting to be dead.
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this happened last year but I still laugh at it to this day
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Zuko: I’m moving and found a black machete under my bed. Is this yours?
Sokka: Who is this?
Zuko: Zuko.
Sokka: Bro, I ain’t even talked to you in six years and this is how you get in touch?
Zuko: Well, you’re the only person I can think of that might leave a machete at my house.
Sokka: Wait, is it a Ka-bar?
Zuko: Hold on I’ll look.
Zuko: Yes.
Sokka: Okay yeah, that’s mine.
Sokka: How have you not looked under your bed in six years?
Zuko: I feel like that’s really not the most important question here.
Text chat based on this post
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It makes more sense in Spanish
Rodolfo: No te digo 'Mi vida' nomás porque yo si te quiero a ti
Alejandro: ¡Rudy! ¡Ya te dije que pararas con ese tipo de chistes!
Rodolfo: ¡Ay! Bueno, ya le paro...
Alejandro: Bien, hay veces me preocupas-
Rodolfo: En cualquier momento...
Alejandro: Chingadam-
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Rodolfo: I don't call you 'Mi vida' because I actually love you
Alejandro: Rudy! I told you to stop with those kind of jokes!
Rodolfo: Ay! Ok, I'll stop making them...
Alejandro: Good, I was getting worried-
Rodolfo: Any moment now...
Alejandro: Goddammit!
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