“thank u to everyone who was kind to me about the horrible misrepresentations i wrote and made me feel better about being a horrible person bc they personally werent offended unlike all the people i hurt who were rightfully upset and mocked my shitty writing 🥺”

Bitches will be like "I need sources for your idenity, but also they can't be from people people like you, I need someone who has published approved articles to assert that you are allowed to exist as you are, thanks!"

Oh damn Azerbaijan was really good

Omg all the RE8 monsters are so funny they are truly a delightful family hdhkshk

the fact that samara's va birthed billie eilish will never stop being wild to me

when people ask me why i like Ethan Winters

Sometimes i wish i was social but i dont have the energy for it, dont know how to approach people, and too afraid of saying the wrong thing

You know it’s bad when it’s the same old panic attack but instead of your usual sobbing what escapes you can best be described as hollow deranged laughter

cant wait for optimus to get hit in the face and knocked the fuck out by a submarine

So I already posted about this on my OC blog but since I have more followers on here I wanna share it here too. So the main antagonist of my story (hopefully will be a webcomic one day) is a woman and I know people love female villains but. If my story gets an audience, I genuinely want people to hate her. Like ok cool wow she kills innocents and takes their souls and is a literal tyrant and I feel like people would be like “oh wow girlboss she’s great” even tho none of those things are great. She abuses her own son too. Maybe that’ll keep people from being like “female villain I love her 😍” but idk. It just concerns me, I don’t want people liking a character who’s an abusive tyrant. She doesn’t even have a sad backstory. You better believe I’m not gonna make a sympathetic abusive character. She’s not a female villain where “she’s been wronged so many times in her past so she takes revenge on those who’ve wronged her”. She’s just extremely selfish.

Edit: if you do want female characters who kill really bad people then look no further than my other characters Wisteria and Aroma! They’re from the same story, they’re gfs, and they’re not even villains! They’re part of the main cast!

For someone who doesn’t have bipolar disorder I sure do have a lot of the characteristics

My love language is 3 am snack runs and watching cartoons with a thicc blanket fresh out of the dryer on a cool night.

still #pissed at how they treated lennox’s character in tlk

The Seven: *arguing loudly about what their next move should be*

Nico, after getting their attention: As the only rational and emotionless person here, I’m gonna tell you guys what we need to do.

current wip cause big messy brush strokes is all i do now

I leave for a couple of months and they take away usernames from all post commenters

Slap the tv if the signal goes out.

Shake the phone with anger if it runs out of battery.

Mock the printer for its failure and passive-aggressively imitate its pathetic sounds.

Bludgeon the sauce jar repeatedly against the counter until it reveals its secrets.

Threaten the families of the wall you just walked into.

We must punish the inanimate objects for their crimes.

si tu no sabe bebe alcohol no te bebe la botella entera

fhhs the way ill mass unfollow and then mass follow and repeat lol

Chiron: You’re going to love Cabin One. Decorated very finely indeed. There’s even a statue of your father to watch over you.

Jason: Oh, that’s...nice. Is it - is it big?

Chiron: Oh Yes, very big. Giant. It’s really the centrepiece of the whole room. Really dominates the space.

Jason: That’s gonna be terrifying.

Mr D grunting: It should be terrifying. That’s how you know gods love you.