#text posting

[deqncas]

wdym i can't slice open your chest and take out your heart to bite it?? dont you love me????

#text posting #cannibalism as a metaphor for love

[lingle-dingle]

Scene: You’re lying naked in bed, you’re suffering from a case of food poisoning that’s manifesting explosive diarrhea. You feel a fart coming.

#poll #text posting #poop poll #tumblr polls #my polls

[psyches-eros]

the sexual tension between me and ending my own life

#text posting

[trashpanda6000]

Aziraphale 100% sees someone in a cafe propose and then they get a free meal and he's staring at Crowley with those puppy dog eyes and soon Aziraphale is being proposed to with his little pinky ring every week for a free meal

#good omens #good omens shitpost #shitposting #text posting #text post #ineffable husbands #shitpost

[rwac96]

Baby Pictures

Yang: *walks down the stairs of her apartment, humming 'IBurn'*

Taiyang: *chuckling* And look at those cheeks.

Yang: *blinks* Dad? When did ya get here?

Taiyang: *turns around* Oh, I was showing Gohan here your baby pictures.

Yang: *pales* B-Baby Pictures!?

Taiyang: *nods his head* Yup. *reveals a certain photo from the album*

Taiyang: *chuckles* Man, this brings back memories...including cringing at the damage that took place. *he shudders*

Yang: Oh...my Gods... *her cheeks turn crimson*

Gohan: You look so adorable, hun.

Yang: *pouts, turning away* 'Dammit! I'll get you back, Handsome'.

--Mt. Pauozu--

Chi-Chi: *hums, meditating* Oh, such a peaceful time. No Goku causing a ruckus, just...peace.

Yang: HEY, CHI!

Chi-Chi: *frowns* I spoke too soon... Why are you here, Yang?

Yang: You got any baby pics of Gohan?

Chi-Chi: Yes...why?

Yang: To see how he was like younger? *she puts on a innocent smile*

---

Gohan: *walks up the path to his childhood home* Man, it's been a while since I've seen my folks and Goten.

*giggling and laughter can be heard*

Gohan: *blinks* Huh? *approaches the door, knocks on it* Mom? Dad? *opens the door, stepping inside*

Goku: *turns to his oldest son* Hey, Gohan!

Yang: Howdy, Handsome!

Gohan: Yang, what are you doing here?

Chi-Chi: Just taking a trip down memory lane.

Gohan: *gulps* R-Really? 'Oh, no...'

Goku: Yup. *reveals a photo from the album*

Chi-Chi: *gushes* Aww, you were so small and cuddly back then.

Gohan: *stands there, embarrassed* Oh...

Yang: *turns to her boyfriend* Daww, guess you were always an adorable nerd back then. *snickering*

#text post #text posting #text prompt #crossover #crossover au #crossover ship #crossover shipping #fanfic #fanfiction #dragon ball #dragon ball shitpost #dragon ball fanfiction #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby fanfiction #son gohan #son goku #chi-chi #yang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #gochi #dragonmonkey #dragonmonkey (son gohan x yang xiao long)

[thechaseofspades]

Not me taking advantage of the extra hour from daylight savings by staying up until 2 a.m. twice in one night

#i have no idea how to tag this #text posting #yeah that one'll work

[dnalkaline]

If you're already labeled as an in-character blog in your description/bio or otherwise have a disclaimer that none of your posts are real (such as the influx of in-character pokemon posting blogs) PLEASE stop tagging every single thing you post as "unreality" it makes it WAY harder for people who actually have derealization/psychotic/etc issues to filter out shit.

Please do what other roleplay blogs do and just use some kind of tag to denote you're speaking in-character. (Also please just call yourself a roleplay blog and not an unreality blog.)

"Unreality" is for "wake up you're in a coma" type shit from randos, not a themed character blog. If anyone had a problem with your posts they can just block you. You're making trigger tagging useless. This is like the thing where everyone kept tagging eyes in general as "scopophobia" and ended up helping no one.

And for people reblogging this kind of content when you're not an IC blog, you can still, like... tag it some variation of being in-character if you really have to. Or tag the related fandoms if it is. Or tag it as "surreal" or something. If I see a post that's already tagged as "pokemon" and I look at the blog or whatever I can tell it's a roleplay blog.

#unreality #text posting

[mossaltminerva]

Love is such a heavy thing to carry on your own, that’s why we share it, that’s why we put a little in the hands of others, and then it feels less like a burden, more like a weighted blanket, wrapping around us

#hopecore #text posting #Uhg I’m over tired and those cheesy TikTok slide shows made my brain feel all good and warm

[vielle-art]

so machine mommy is right at the top, obviously, but where do the other praetors rate on the scale of 'thinking disrespectfully about them'?

HOO BOY. STRAP IN. This is about to get horny, but you did ask so... not my fault!

We will start with Norn, because she's everyone's favourite mommy. 10000/10, would sit in her lap as her fleshy little pet, to sing her praises and give her anything and everything. *And I mean everything*.

Next up, we've got Sheoldred. I want her to wrap all 800 limbs of whatever body she's popped herself into around me and just destroy me. Because she would, for her own gain (idk what value I offer but it's all yours, sweet sheoldred!!), without giving a single fuck. It would be violent and I would say thank you. Only downfall is that I wouldn't survive it to come out the other side... maybe that's a blessing and a curse. 69/10.

Jin. I wanna talk about Jin. Why does he gotta be in those Kamigawan pants? The whole basic of pants is for both adornment, which, lemme be real, mr. Shrimpin' doesn't need, because he is a gd LOOKER with his whole aesthetic, but also to cover up. *What is he covering up?* what kind of monster thing does he have under there, waiting for me to find it? I wanna research whatever's under those fucking pants and learn about it. Intimately. And also- I mean like.. Hi I'm a very willing participant in whatever scientific endeavours he's got going on for the mind. I. Am. In! Bonus - I will survive it, because he'd probably wanna know the after effects, and I'll probably have mush for brains, so like... I see this as a win. 1000/10.

Vorinclex - Large. Apex. Predator. Large in every way. MY GUY. I want him to put his teeth on me. I am more of a vampires/blood over like.. vore but CMON ITS BASICALLY RIGHT THERE IN HIS NAME. As long as it's just excruciating and horrible. Very reasonably, this does fall under the same category as Sheoldred, in that I won't survive him, because I mean... Look at him. The only thing I do think is that if I *could* survive even just one night, somehow, that shit would be ENDLESS because I've proven myself. ABO thoughts/10

And I've left the second best (because Norn bias AYOOOOO) till last. Urabrask? Lover boy. Baby girl. Husband. This guy eats pussy, idk, I don't make the rules, he just does. Ayara absolutely became furnace queen because of his dick, full stop. He would be so unbelievably warm in every single way and honestly I just think he could scorch my skin off and I would have to say thank you because he knows what he's doing and doesn't hesitate. Also because I only found out recently he's not like 20ft tall but closer to like 9? so this is probably one of the more reasonable smashes. 6969/10, would lick glistening oil from his-

#text posting #hornyposting #mtg thoughts #very nsft #lmao #im so sorry i have excrutiating brainrot #especially about these 5 #skfkldsk NO YKNOW WHAT IM NOT SORRY #I just have a lot of feelings about them #nsft

[thecrowincrowley]

Right, two things I haven't seen enough people talking about that are making me feel INSANE: -WHAT ELSE HAPPENED in 1941 that ended in Aziraphale having to do the apology dance? -Crowley just casually resurrected Mr. Brown at the end of E6 and we're just sitting here like that's not HUGE? Please feel free to go absolutely feral with your theories because I am dying to talk about both these things!!!

#WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE TOAST. I NEED to know. #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #apology dance #text posting

[lingle-dingle]

I am so fucking unwell that I just need to be back on that boat giggin flounder when I was 9 so I can turn my life around because I don’t F U C K E D up.

#text posting #ya girl done goofed

[psyches-eros]

wish I had more girl mutual friends 🥺 just wanna be slutty on here with y’all 😍💓

#text posting

[mao-likes-2-draw]

thinking about the word silly. was rereading one of my oneshots and i was like??? silly. who named that word because i would like to give them an award? it’s so unserious like WHO came up with that? silly. silly. silllllyllylyl….it just is so perfect. fuckin slides off the tongue Jesus Christ

#not bfb related tehe sorry #text posting #a silly post for a silly girl (me)

[rwac96]

Happy Birthday, Blake!

Her amber eyes focused on the gathering in front of her, making her ears twitch. Seeing her friends and parents present in her the mansion where she grew up. Ruby Rose stood next to Weiss Schnee, the former grinning with glee while the later gave her teammate and friend a friendly smile. Meanwhile, Yang Xiao Long stood next to her parents; Ghira and Kali Belladonna. Blake's eyes sparkled with wonder, stepping towards her nearest and dearest. The five approached the Faunus, bringing her into a group hug.

"Aww, guys," the former White Fang member gushed, "this' wonderful."

"I'd knew you love it," her mother cues to her only daughter, playfully squishing her cheeks. That made Blake blush, as the blonde brawler playfully punches her shoulder.

"It's your B-Day, KitKat," Yang spoke with a chuckle, "you'd honestly think we forget."

The Stealthy of Team RWBY attempted to hold back a chuckle, while Ruby and Weiss approached their friend and teammate with wrapped up gifts. The ebony-haired young woman turns to the duo, grabbing a hold of Weiss' gift. She begins to tear off the custom, SDC ribbons and opened the box.

"Hmm," Blake blinks, pulling out what looks like a book. "A spin off of Ninjas & Love. Thanks, Weiss," she approached the former heiress, wrapping her arms around her for a quick hug.

"You're welcomed," Weiss replies, "though, I had to overcome my mother's questions and assumptions." The wielder of Myrtenaster says, rubbing at the back of her pale, porcelain neck.

"Open mine!" Ruby says with excitement, bouncing up and down. "Open mine!" She holds out her own wrapped up box, likely made from a unique material in Patch.

Blake sighs as she grabs the box from her leader's hands, beginning to tear away at the ribbons and opens the cardboard. "Oh," she pulls out what looks like unique, custom made chamber rounds that can fit Gambol Shroud. "you made these, Ruby?"

"Uh-Huh," the silver-eyed girl nods, "made through my own blood sweat and tears." The young Huntress wipes at her forehead, "This baby can hold any experimental Dust, if you're feeling dangerous."

"I'll keep that in mind," Blake said with a light chuckle, "thanks, Ruby."

"Ahem," the Belladonna patriarch clears his throat, making the three members of Team RWBY turn to see a large quilt. It made all three stare with widened eyes; Ruby gushing at the sight, Weiss gazing in confusion, and Blake gawking in embarrassment. It was large quilt with images of Blake throughout her infancy and early childhood stitched in. "Happy Birthday, sweetie," Ghira said with pride in his voice.

"We and the others on the Island worked very hard on this, Blakey," Kali coos to a blushing Blake.

"It looks so adorable," Ruby squeals, while Weiss did her best to hold in her laughter. "Look at lil' kitty Blake's cheeks. They're so squish-able!"

"That's...unique," Weiss says, placing her right hand over her lips, doing her best not to laugh for her friend's sake.

"Oh, Gods," Yang cackles, wrapping her prosthetic arm around her best friend's waist. "a total parent present."

"T-Thanks Mom," Blake said, her yellow eyes glancing down at the floor. "Thanks Dad...you shouldn't have." 'You really shouldn't have,' the younger Cat Faunus thought.

"Hey," Ruby spoke up, looking around the Belladonna household. "Where's the others?"

"And that's my que," the blonde powerhouse says as she released her teammate, approaching the double door to the mansion. She pulls them open, revealing Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Lie Ren and Ilia Amitola carrying what looks like a large birthday cake. It sported Blake's colors: Black, purple, yellow and grey. "Here's my present!"

"And better late than never," Jaune says through gritted teeth, "we've been carrying this since we got off the Airship!"

"You could've at least helped us out," Ren groaned, as his teammates and Illia carried the large cake into the house.

"Hey," Nora chuckled, "anything for the birthday girl." She winked towards Blake, who arches a eyebrow in confusion.

"Illia?" She spoke up to the chameleon Faunus, who gave her a quick nod.

"Hey," the other former White Fang member greets her childhood friend and former crush. "I think three of your friends are coming," she then gestures to a trio stepping inside of Blake's home.

Oscar Pine hums as he entered, alongside Neptune Vasilias and a pregnant Pyrrha Nikos. The three members of Team JNPR and the Chameleon Faunus placed the cake down. Ren and Nora groaned, the former arching his back while the former collapsed onto the floor. Jaune exhales, approaching his pregnant lover; who caressed his hands.

"That's a big cake," Ruby comments, staring at the pastry with hunger in her eyes; licking her lips.

"Well, we had to carry the damn thing," the orangette of Team JNPR said with a roll of her eyes, as she massaged her right arm. "and all for Yanger's idea of a gift."

"The thought is what matters," Pyrrha spoke up, turning to team RWBY. "Also, Happy Birthday, Blake."

"Thanks guys," the yellow-eyed girl says as she studied the cake, then takes a headcount of those present. "Hold on?" She turns to the blue-haired Huntsman, "Hey, Neptune, where's Sun?"

"Aand that's your cue," Yang says, lightly tapping at the large cake; which suddenly shuddered and shaked.

This made everyone blink in confusion, having an idea of the Monkey Faunus' whereabouts. Suddenly, the top of the pastry erupts as a certain blonde Faunus emerged out with a jubilant shout. He stood before the gathered party, naked as the day as he was born.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE!" Sun Wukong hollered, sporting a wide grin on his face.

"Good Lord!" Weiss Schnee shrieks, turning away from the naked leader of Team SSSN.

"Welp," Nora folds her arms over her chest, "that certainly explains the weight."

Jaune Arc simply faints, to be caught by his beloved; despite her current condition. Pyrrha simply clears her throat, focused on the father of their growing child. Lie Ren facepalms, while Neptune groans in exasperation. Oscar and Ruby looked away as well, while Illia opens her mouth in agape. Ghira simply scowled at his daughter's boyfriend, while Kali playfully jabs his elbow.

"Don't make that face," she playfully chastised her husband, "you did that when we were younger."

"So," Sun spoke to the wide-eyed Blake with a goofy-yet-seductive smile on his face. "lovin' the sight of your present~?"

"Sun," she clears her throat, gesturing to the shocked and silent party guests. "Yang," she shifts her amber eyes to her teammate, "time and place!"

#text prompt #text post #text posting #fanfiction #fanfic #rwby #rwby au #rwby fanfiction #team rwby #team jnpr #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #sun wukong #rwby sun wukong #neptune vasilias #oscar pine #illia amitola #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #blacksun #rwby blacksun #arkos #rwby arkos

[chromeedwardian]

I got "you're in the wrong bathroom"'d in the all-gender restroom!!!

#text posting

[somedancingdoodles]

ALRIGHT WITH CHILL SEASON COMING UP AND BIG RUN IMMINENT IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR A REFRESHER SO- TIPS FOR NEW SALMON RUNNERS:

1. Flyfish suck, and I’m glad y’all learn that fast, but so do drizzlers and steelheads. If you don’t have room to move around, you’re toast. Focus on the bosses giving you the most trouble first. While flyfish are usually pesky little buggers, they’re not the biggest problem when you’ve got four steel eels out on high tide.

2. Keep an eye out for your teammates, and if they’re using a weapon that’s less good at dealing with hordes, help them out. Teamwork is key, they’ll appreciate it, and you’re both more likely to survive the wave.

3. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF COD KNOW YOUR BOSSES. Maws can be one-shot with bombs, and I’m like 99% sure it’s covered in the tutorial, but I don’t see a lot of new squids doin it. If you find yourself struggling, sometimes you just need a little refresher from the manual. :>

4. Communicate. This way, Booyah, and Help are our only audio signals, so use them liberally! Wanna thank somebody for saving you? Booyah! Need help with a horde, a boss, or a surplus of eggs? This way! Get downed and your team is focused elsewhere? Help! Make sure to talk to your team, and listen for when they need a hand.

5. Have fun, and remember to take breaks!

Alright that’s it, stay fresh and don’t get bonked on the head too many times.

#splatoon 3 #octocertifiedpost #text posting #tips #salmon run #salmon run: next wave #chill season #I played with a new player so I got a peep at some of the new lobbies but I also found some newer gangs solo #big run is comiiiiiiiing