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please do poly!lashton hqs because i cant stop thinking about that never have i ever interview

POLY LASHTON X READER (+poly lashton on tour with reader)

oh, you mean this video at exactly 5:35 seconds?

-okay fam lets get on this shit

-(side note this is 5.5 k of the cutest shit i’ve ever written wtf, but i’m making a continue reading because its too long fam, it’s too long)

-(and as always i don’t know jack shit about tours or promo tours or when they get hotels or venues or interviews or anything so here we go)

-so because this video was mentioned in the ask i’ll try to incorporate it because why the fuck not, here we goooo

-meeting the band at a house party in LA

-you know who they are but it’s kinda odd to approach (like i dont know if any of you have ever been in a random situation where there’s a celeb just out and about but they are hard as fuck to approach unless they come to you first)

-eye contact is key fam

-if you can make eye contact with them it might invite them to come over, and celebs can be kinda cocky so they’ll usually go for it

-this has been a PSA on how to be a gold digger by me, @softforcal

-anyways, you notice Luke because this boy is tall as fuck

-you’re having a convo with a few friends but you’re eyes keep going back to the tall blonde

-and then his eyes meet yours

-you smile, giving him a small look up and down before turning back to your friends

-the second time you look and catch his eye, this gives him the green light to come on over

-so he approaches and sees your drink is almost empty, “want another one?” he asks, motioning to your drink

-”sure, thanks.” you grin, and he turns to lead the way to the bar area

-”what’s your poison?” he asks, looking at all the drink options

-you tell him what you usually have, and he’s just like “hmm, sounds great, i might have to try one.”

-so you begin to make one for yourself and him

-”I’m Y/N by the way.” you say as you hand him the red solo cup with your mixed drink of choice

-”Luke.” he smiles, clinking your cups together before you both drink

-you can tell he’s already kinda buzzed

-and you know what buzzed boys needs? to dance. that’s what

-you finish your drinks and you realize how close the two of you are standing, he’s looking down at you with a lazy grin

-”we should dance.” you state

-he shrugs, taking your empty cup and setting it down, “lead the way.”

-grabbing his hand and leading him to the room where people are dancing

-grinding on tall people is difficult as fuck, especially if there’s a significant height difference but like you’re both drunk and horny

-so as soon as that doesn’t work the best you turn around and reach up, grabbing the back of his neck, he leans down and then the two of you are making out

-its kinda naughty in front of all these people but neither of you really care

-and he gets riled up so easily

-he actually groans “fuck” when you start kissing his neck

-”lets get out of here.”

-going back to his place and having insanely hot, semi drunk sex

-you both are there for good sex

-so probably a lot of hair pulling, swearing, groaning and hands roaming everywhere

-it’s incredibly hot

-but ya’ll just met at a party so in the morning you’re gone when he wakes up

-you don’t leave a note or anything, just gone

-he has no idea who you are or how he’ll be able to find you again, lets be serious, it was loud and this boy doesn’t even really know your name

-i mean, it was hot and you fucked Luke fucking Hemmings but you assume you were just a one night thing, he’s a rock star after all

-LA life continues

-you’re at a party a few weeks later and you’re on the dance floor having a great time when hands land on your hips

-you turn around to see who it is and your heart leaps when you recognize the blonde hair and cheeky grin, Luke’s bandmate, Ashton fucking Irwin

-“what’s you name?” he asks, leaning in so his lips brush over your ear and he can make sure you hear him over the loud music

-”Y/N.” you answer

-you exchange smiles and you turn around again, his arms wrapping around the front of you so he can press his body against yours

-shamelessly grinding your ass against him and fuck this homeboi is hard already

-at this point you’re kind of freaking out

-I mean, you can’t fuck the singer and the drummer can you?

-and then Ashton’s lips are on your neck and the answer is yes. yes you fucking can.

-dancing until neither of you can stand being there any longer

-Ashton grabs your hand and the two of you leave

-unlike Luke who drove with both hands on the steering wheel, afraid if he touched you he wouldn’t be able to wait to be home, Ashton’s right hand is on your thigh as he drives, he’s more in control and its hot as fuck

-(fam i just realized, don’t drink and drive. lets just say neither drank too much because i’m too lazy to fix this)

-he’s such a gentleman, he opens your car door for you once you get to his place

-but as soon as the two of you are inside his lips are on yours and you’re pressed against a door, then a wall, then the bed

-he is rough as fuck

-rougher than Luke but its exciting and fun and new

-its just raw fam. animalistic.

-in the morning you’re about to leave but Ashton’s arm tightens around you, “where are you going?” he breathes against your neck, voice all low and sexy

-”I wasn’t sure if you’d want me to stay.” you answer

-Ashton laughs, pressing a kiss to your shoulder, “stay.” he states

-relaxing against his chest

-”so… tell me about you.” you say once the two of you are fully awake

-he laughs. he never knows if the girls he hooks up with know who he is or not

-”in town for a few days then i’m heading out to do a press tour to promote a new album. back in LA for a bit when that’s done then going on a world tour after that.” he states

-”wow.” you say, “busy boy.”

-he laughs at that, then you’re both laughing, then he’s kissing you

-morning sex is still rough but not as rough as before, it’s slower

-and of course round two leads to round three in the shower

-”hey if you have stuff you have to do today i can go-” you begin to say

-one night things can be super confusing with when you’ve overstayed your welcome and shit so it can be awkward as fuck fam

-”wow, was the sex that bad?” Ashton laughs

-grabbing his face and kissing him, “the sex was great, i just don’t want to make this more than what it is.”

-”and what is this?” he asks

-”up to you.” you say, pulling away again, “if this was just a one night thing thats fine-”

-”doesn’t have to be a one night thing.” he states

-”aren’t you going on tour?” you ask

-”phones are magic babe,” he says, kissing you again, “come on, i’ll make you breakfast.”

-he gives you some comfy clothes to wear

-spending the day hanging out and getting to know each other

-he’s such a sweetie and you vibe really well

-plus there’s the whole raw sexual attraction thing going on

-probably having sex like ten different times

-and suddenly its dark out again

-”i should really get going.” you say finally

-he pouts but agrees, he wants you to stay but he doesn’t usually vibe so well with girls so maybe its a good idea for you to go so he can process whatever the fuck he’s feeling

-”let me just grab your number.”

-”do you need a ride home?” he asks

-”i think i’m okay, thanks.” you smile, beginning to take off his hoodie and change back into your clothes

-”you don’t have to give me back my stuff.” he says, taking your hands to stop you from undressing, “you can give it back next time.” he grins

-what a cheeky boy

-you laugh and he kisses you again before you leave

-As soon as you’re gone Ashton calls Calum because he needs someone to listen to him rant about what just happened

-”how soon do you think is too soon to see her again?” Ash asks. “well, we go on tour in like a week-” Calum points out, “but you could invite her to your leaving party. thats in like five days.” “five days is good.”

-meanwhile you’re gushing to your friends because holy fuck you fucked Ashton and Luke and Ashton seems actually interested in something more

-”well who was better in bed?” your friends ask

-they were both amazing so that’s not an easy answer

-Ashton texting you the next day that he’s having a party and he really wants to see you again before he goes on a press tour for a month

-”holy fuck what do i do? Luke will totally be there.” you groan to your friends… but like… you can’t just not go

-you and Ashton talk on and off almost every day until the night of the party

-you get dressed up and you look insanely gorgeous

-when Ashton answers his door and his eyes go up and down your body he groans, “fuck you look amazing.” he says as he pulls you into a hug, kissing your cheek

-introducing him to your best friend who he said could come too

-he lets you guys inside, “drinks are in the kitchen, you know where that is.” he grins, Calum is near the door, Ashton invites him over, introduces you and your friend to Cal then leans in and says to you: “i’ll find you later.” he has to go to host things

-you talk to Cal for a bit, he’s a sweetie and then your friend wants to go get drinks so you leave Cal to go to the kitchen

-keeping your eyes out for Luke

-you don’t know that Luke has already seen you talking to Calum and as soon as you’re gone he goes up to Cal, “the girl you were just talking to, why is she here?”

-Cal is kinda confused, “that was Y/N, Ashton’s new chick. why?”

-”thats the girl i was talking about!” Luke scream whispers, “the girl from a few weeks ago who was gone in the morning, didn’t leave her name or her number.”

-”well fuck.” Cal says, taking a sip of his beer

-and they’ve both heard about you from Ashton by now. how he saw you dancing at a party and he came up to you, which is similar to what happened with Luke so in both cases they approached you, so they know you’re not a gold digger or a leach or something

-you’re just a gorgeous girl who caught both of their eyes

-Luke goes and finds Ashton who is helping someone with a music playlist, he drags Ashton upstairs to Ashton’s bedroom, “Y/N is the girl i got with from the club a few weeks ago.” Luke states

-”what? no fucking way.”

-and then they’re both shook

-because when Luke had woken up and you weren’t there he was actually pretty sad because you were a really cool chick

-but Ashton has been gushing about you for days

-so now what?

-”i mean, do you want to actually date her?” Luke asks

-”i was thinking about it. do you?”

-”fuck, i mean if she’d left me her number or something then sort of, yeah.”

-”well we should just talk to her about it.” Ashton finally says

-cuz neither of them are mad about it you know? like they understand the whole business of a one night stand. a mix up like this has never happened before but whatever

-so they go downstairs and Luke approaches you while Ashton goes and finishes what he was doing when Luke grabbed him

-”hey.” he says

-your heart visibly dies because you look really shook, but you collect yourself, “hey.” (your friend had left a little bit earlier so you were alone with the tall boy)

-”i know about you and Ashton and it’s fine.” Luke says, hoping to ease your anxieties right away, “he’s chill with it and its all good.”

-”neither of you are mad at me?” you ask

-”no, why would we be?” Luke grins, “besides, it sounds like you were about to leave Ashton like you left me that morning but he woke up before you could dash.” he teases

-you laugh, letting out a breath, “yeah, sorry about that, i’m really not a ‘stay for breakfast’ kind of girl.”

-”sucks, i would have loved to take you out for food somewhere.”

-before you can respond Ashton is there, his arm around you, “lets go sit on the couch.” he states

-so the three of you go to the couch and you all sit down, Ashton’s arm around you, Luke’s hand on your thigh

-you’re not sure what they’re even going to say to you

-and then your favourite song begins playing and of course you say “i love this song!” and you have to get up and dance

-so you get up and dance and they’re both watching you and they both adore the way your body moves

-before they can help themselves they’re both dancing with you

-Ashton behind you, Luke in front

-and when i say ‘dancing with you’ i mean a lot of hip grabbing and grinding and all the shameless dirtiness

-Ash’s lips find your neck and Luke bends down to kiss you

-you’re just like: ‘holy fuck is this leading where i think this is leading?’

-”you look so fucking sexy.” Ashton groans in your ear

-”fuck yeah she does.” Luke agrees

-”bedroom?” Ashton asks

-you all kind of look at each other, Luke nods and they both look at you. you nod and then Ashton is pulling you and Luke through the people and up the stairs to his bedroom

-going inside and locking the door immediately

-you can hear the muffled sound of dubstep and the bass thumping through the room from the room bellow

-they both are all over you

-not knowing whose hands are whose

-but all your clothes disappear and so do theirs

-you want to please them but they are both just way to turnt from looking at your gorgeous body since the moment you walked into the house so they make it clear the night is going to be about you

-Luke eating you out first while Ashton works on your tits and marking up your neck

-screaming their names and knowing no one downstairs will hear you because the music is so loud

-its so dirty, having both of them upstairs while Ashton’s party rages on under you

-then it’s Ashton’s turn and he uses his fingers which he is insanely good at

-you’re already a moaning mess by the time they ask if you’re ready for them

-and none of you really talked about double penetration or anything so that’s not on the table, instead Ashton fucks you first

-he fucks you from behind, holding you up to his chest by your neck while Luke kisses you and works on your tits and your clit

-when Ashton finishes, Luke switches in

-”i’m going to go kick everyone out.” Ashton informs the two of you, sending you a wink before he leaves

-Luke goes pretty hard too and you can tell part of him wants to prove a point and make you sorry for leaving before he woke up that morning

-he’s more into missionary or legs over the shoulders so he can kiss you

-his fingers (nails painted red) skimming over your throat, over the love bites Ashton left

-forehead against forehead as you both cum

-him staying inside you for a bit, both of you trying to steady your breathing

-”so can i have your number now?” he asks

-you both laugh your asses off

-cuddling against his chest

-Ashton comes back a while later, “everyone’s gone.” he says, collapsing onto the bed next to the two of you

-they both wrap their arms around you

-”you better be here when we wake up.”

-falling asleep and then waking up in their arms

-they have a pretty busy day but Ashton drags you and Luke to a breakfast diner a little ways away

-getting a back booth so you can sit between the two gorgeous men

-”so you guys are going on tour.” you say finally, addressing the elephant in the room

-”yeah but we both have your number now so…” Luke says, pulling out his phone and making a group chat between the three of you

-none of you want breakfast to have to end but they have stuff to go do so they drive you back to your place, giving them each a kiss goodbye

-and you think that’s going to be the last you see of them

-but no

-of course they want to see you again the last night before they go on tour

-the same sort of threesome happening

-they have to wake up early to catch a flight and they both kiss you before leaving, Ashton giving you a key to lock up when you finally leave because its like five in the morning and he is not about to just kick you out

-they leave, you sleep, and when you wake up you realize Ashton just gave you a fucking key

-you get your first message from them when they land at their first destination

-casual talking about what they have to do while promoting things

-they get horny way to often and are very vocal about it

-facetiming a bit

-naughty facetiming if you’re into it

-so Luke and Ashton are doing a pretty great job keeping you a secret

-Calum knows they both slept with you but he left Ashton’s party pretty early that night so he has no idea you all slept together

-as far as Cal is concerned, you’re just a girl Ash talks to sometime

-and then comes the interview

-”never have i ever dated someone another band member dated.” “hmmm…” (laughter) “maybe, i don’t know.” (both drink) “this worries me” “why are you two drinking right now?!” “i dont know.” “what does that mean?” “i don’t know.”

-as soon as they’re done the interview Calum’s just like “are you both still talking to Y/N?!”

-Luke and Ashton are both just kinda like ‘idk’ because technically they’re both still talking to you, would they call it dating? hmmmm, idk

-”you two better figure that shit out.” Michael states, “its not like you could both date her.”

-and of course this gives Ashton an idea.

-because he and Luke both really like you and they’re best friends so why not both date you?

-later that night Ashton goes to Luke’s room and the two of them call you

-”there are my guys.” you smile, “how was the interview?”

-they both kinda look at each other and laugh, “it was good, you’ll see it when its posted.” “how was your day Princess?”

-you talk about your day for a bit but you can see Ashton is a bit restless, you can hear his fingers tapping on some sort of surface in the hotel room, “Ashton are you okay?”

-”Michael said something today and it got me thinking about this whole situation.” Ashton explains. “we both really like you.” Luke jumps in. “and we both want to date you.” Ashton states, “both of us at once.”

-its such an odd conversation to take place over facetime

-”so like Polyamory?” you ask. “yeah.”

-”but you guys get back and then you go on your world tour-”

-”we want you to come on the world tour.” Luke grins

-so that’s a lot of surprise for one phone call

-”do you need time to think about it babe?” Ashton asks

-you laugh, “no, sorry i’m just a little shocked. yes i’ll go on tour with you two and yes, dating you both sounds good.”

-you talk for a bit but you have to go, you say goodbye and hang up. Luke and Ashton turn to each other and they’re both just like ‘this is insane’, but they’re really excited

-their press/promo tour continues and the three of you talk all the time

-you all really rely on good morning and good night messages

-telling them how your day went and hearing about what they’ve been up to

-Michael and Calum notice how much Luke and Ashton sneak off and finally Calum is just like “you know you can tell us about Y/N.” “can’t imagine why the fuck you wouldn’t want to.” Michael pipes in

-”we’re both dating her. officially.”

-”so Lashton is a thing now?” “don’t be jealous Michael-” “i’m not jealous, Malum for life bro.”

-they count down the days until their promo tour is done and they can come back to LA and see you

-and the two of them have this brilliant idea that they should send you some lingerie to wear for when they come back

-the day before they’re supposed to come home you find a package at your door, you go inside and open it to find a super expensive looking lingerie set that is absolutely stunning

-’Getting on the plane now, be back at the house at 6ish.’

-the fact that Ashton calls it the house is kinda cute. i mean, you have a key now so it’s ‘the house’

-going over to his place and putting on the lingerie set, its gorgeous but it’s missing something….

-going into his closet you find a soft, silky button up

-you slide the gorgeous material on and it just looks so good

-of course when they get home and find you waiting for them in the lingerie and button up they both are so shook

-i mean they expected the lingerie but the button up is a whole other level of sexiness they had not been prepared for

-amazingly rough and passionate sex because you missed your boys

-”if this is what we get to come home to after trips, we should leave more often.” Ashton teases when you’re all cuddled afterwards

-”are you trying to take back my tour invite Irwin?” you giggle

-”wouldn’t dream of it.”

-spending the rest of the night relaxing and having lazy sex and just enjoying each other

-”i should probably go back to my place-” you say at about one in the morning

-”what are you doing about your place while you’re on tour with us?” Ashton asks

-you hadn’t really thought about it

-”um… i don’t know actually.”

-”it would be a waste for you to pay your rent while on tour, so let me pay or you could move in here for while we’re away.” Ashton suggests

-wow. boy already wants you to move in with him? but i mean you are going on tour with him which is practically going to be the same thing

-and with this whole Polyamory thing its like, if you move in with Ash will it make Luke jealous?

-”Luke has his own place but he’s lived here before so it will be fine.” Ashton assures you

-and the next day the two of them are helping you move your stuff to Ashton’s place

-all of you packing for tour together

-Ashton of course tries to make you pack way more lingerie than is actually necessary

-i can just see a pile of Ashton’s luxurious button ups on his bed and the three of you totally having sex on them because the material feels so good on your skin

-Ashton deals with the schematics of you coming on tour, so he’s the one who makes sure you have a seat on the flights and calls to tell the hotels that he and Luke will only need one room and a king sized bed… or at least, Ashton tells an assistant or someone to go deal with that

-you’ve only actually been in person with them a few times but the time they were on promo tour really brought you all so close together

-being all cuddly and watching movies with them

-painting Luke’s nails

-he likes to look at the contrast of his nail polish against your skin, “red is definitely your colour baby.”

-they show you their music and its the bomb dot com yo

-Ashton definitely has a sex playlist and you’re a little shit so you sneak a few of their songs onto it. mid sex, More comes on and they both stop and you just laugh your ass off but they go with it

-dance parties in the living room together

-driving around the city running errands, Ashton likes to drive and you usually sit passenger with Luke in the back which Luke is not a fan of so sometimes he gets to drive

-Michael and Cal come over for dinner one night to meet you

-Luke and Ashton being super handsy even in front of Michael and Calum and you’re constantly hitting their hands away when they try to touch you while you’re trying to give your full attention to their friends

-”do you think they like me?” you ask when they leave. “of course they did,” Luke assures you. “think Cal liked you a little too much.” Ashton jokes

-they have to explain what its like with paparazzi and everything so you’re prepared for it

-instagram official is a thing but they both want to keep you secret a little bit longer because they know sometimes people they date get backlash and if you all come out as a poly triad it might be bad

-the first day of tour you all go to the airport, you have a hood pulled up and sunglasses, Luke walks in front of you and Ash walks beside you so they manage to shield you from a lot of the photographs

-its a long flight and you sit next to Ashton because Luke is exhausted already and sleeps most of the flight

-of course by the time you land at your first destination and get to the hotel there’s already news articles about ‘the 5sos mystery girl’

-you all have a quick rest before heading to the first venue

-they’re kinda jittery, first show can be stressful

-calming them down in a dressing room ;)

-kissing them both before they go on then finding your place in the crowd

-seeing them excel at what they love just makes your heart swell because holy fuck they’re amazing and they look so happy

-tour continues. lots of quickies and sex where you could definitely get caught but thats okay

-if Luke and Ashton are ever both MIA, Michael and Cal know what you’re up to

-”jesus fuck you’re both so horny!” Michael screams whenever Luke and Ashton come back from being MIA

-”yeah, you should give the poor girl a break.” Calum laughs

-”she should give us a break.” Luke jokes

-getting to wear Ashton’s button ups and getting Luke’s glitter on your face

-they are really hyper after concerts so that would defo be a thing fam

-Ashton is usually up to be awake longer than Luke so sometimes you sleep with him so Luke can go to bed earlier, but if you’re tired you go with Luke so who you sleep with on the bus really depends on how you’re feeling

-you manage to get a month into the tour before a full on picture of your face gets taken by a pap

-you, Luke and Ash were at breakfast somewhere, Luke was exhausted and cuddled against you

-so of course everyone thinks you’re dating Luke now

-people find your insta super fast it’s almost insane

-”well, cats out of the fucking bag.” Michael laughs when the three of you get back to the hotel

-you and Luke ask Ashton what he wants to do because he’s the one being left out

-deciding that you should all make a post about your relationship

-Luke chooses a super cute picture of the three of you holding hands walking through a venue that Andy took and his caption is short and sweet, something like “3′s not a crowd

-Ashton goes for a super aesthetic black and white picture Andy took of the three of you backstage on a couch, you lying half on top of both of them as you all make dumb faces, and this guy would totally quote one of his own songs lets be real here, maybe “Got nothing but love for you, fall more in love every day.” but idk man, i can’t imitate Ashton’s captions

-and you post a cute pic of the three of you with a caption like “the baes.” or some shit

-fandom. shook.

-and of course as soon as these pictures come out people totally jump on the interview where they said they had dated someone who dated another band member

-can you imagine if you hadn’t actually seen the interview (i mean you can’t see everything they do) and people are tagging you in it and you finally go watch it and you’re just like “oh my god guys what the fuck.”

-okay so lets do some general tour with Lashton HC’s because this is practically a fanfic in bullet points by now

-so. many. aesthetic. pictures

-and they’re both kinda sugar daddies who would love to pamper the shit out of you so on tour they would definitely be getting you new lingerie in almost every city

-”Ashton i don’t need anymore lingerie.” “i don’t half ass things Y/N. i said i was going to buy you a new set in every city and i intend to buy you a new set in every city.” “Luke, help me convince him that i don’t need-” “Y/N i think i’m with Ashton on this one.”

-the raunchiest times in your hotel suites

-like Michael made the mistake of knocking on the door once and Luke appeared holding a pillow over his dick while the rest of him was naked, lipstick stains on his mouth and neck, glitter on his cheekbones, “what do you want?” a scream being heard from inside the hotel room that makes Luke look behind him and laugh, and Michael’s just like “fuck, forget it mate.” and leaves (do i want to make a one shot about this moment? yes. yes i do now.)

-and you totally figure out things that make them super horny so you always pull shit right before concerts

-like Ashton dies when you wear his button ups with a slightly exposed lacy bra underneath

-and Luke will practically cum on the spot when you wear red lipstick

-lots of grabbing because they are impatient as fuck

-Luke loves to carry you around venues

-going out and seeing cities together and all just being so happy and together

-god this is so cute what the fuck am i doing to myself

-and these boys love to see you dance so they’ll take you to clubs but you never stay long because they can’t wait to get you back to the hotel

-half naked dance parties in your hotel rooms

-room service is a thing for you three

-you and Luke staying in bed all cuddly while Ashton goes to the door to get the food

-playing with their beautiful hair

-Luke gets a bit scruffy sometimes on tour and it drives you wild

-almost not being able to head down to the hotel pool because you are so marked up by your lover boys

-but like same for them. you drive their make up team insane because of all the hickies they have to cover up

-straight up one of them sitting you down and being like, “here is a picture of Luke on an average night, his shirts go this low. so if you could please avoid this general area of his body here,” (motions to picture) “i would really appreciate it.”

-you’re living such an insane life

-but like they are on tour with their band so some nights you just stay at the hotel or chill in the bus and they go off with Michael and Cal which is super chill because like, they’re all best friends

-but as soon as they come back they make it up to you ;)

-dirty sweaty post concert sex

-so this is 5.5 k already. don’t know how the fuck that happened

-this is just the golden boy triad and i am in love.

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