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malhomosexy · 2 days ago
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inside job is just rick and morty for girls with aspergers which is naturally right up my alley
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witchycastiel · 2 days ago
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i LOVE the fancy dress party spn episode idea but personally i think what they should be dressing up for is a mysterious whodunnit dinner party
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kalissimsblog · a day ago
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I’m still having computer issues and can’t do anything game-related until I figure out what’s wrong (most likely a hardware problem, meaning I have to get a replacement part when I pin down the problem).
So, as much as I hate to do it, I’ll be on hiatus from simblr and streaming until I get things working properly again 😭 Once my queue runs out, there won’t be any content for a while. Sorry y’all 😔
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omni-scient-pan-da · 2 days ago
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I went to Bath and Body works to get some fragrances because why not and when I got there I didn't know they had these little papers you were supposed to spray the scents on to test them, so I was just spraying the scents on my hands and I smelled like 15 different things before finding one I liked and anyways, long story short, my nose may or may not be broken and my hands may permanently smell like some combination of Japanese cherry blossoms + roses + vanilla + strawberry shortcake + champagne + whatever other weird fragrances Bath and Body works has
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bunnystuffer · 2 days ago
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How did you get a feedee as greedy and fat as bunny?
he actually doesn’t like food (rather eating in general) very much so i force him to eat more than half the time honestly, but he’s a very good listener and knows how to obey me.
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wizardpotions · 7 months ago
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yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3
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pinksocks12 · 4 months ago
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Y'all need to stop looking respectfully and start indulge your carnal desires
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fandomandsparkles · a month ago
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making dsmp fanart is literally so wild because i always try to make them super dramatic and when people watch me draw its like ‘i cant let them know this is about a minecraft RPF!!!’
them: woah that’s a cute guy he looks so happy!! why is he bleeding blue
me: *forced smile* creative choices! also he has a blue sheep haha
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them: nice character design i love it wheres it from
me: *lying through my teeth* have you heard of popular anime figure kisuke urahara??? i didn’t think so anyway i headcanon he has a pet pig
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them: dude why did you just draw a humanoid fox kneeling at the grave
me: *sweating* uh i’m a furry artist
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them: what the fuck is this why is half his skin white and the other half black and why did you make him cry
me: *sobbing* that’s my oc ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and he has memory issues please let me live
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achillesdespair · 7 days ago
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love noticing peoples lil habits. why u keep doing that lol
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kalissimsblog · 4 hours ago
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I don’t want to jinx it, but my computer is actually behaving itself tonight. Maybe I’ll be able to get sims stuff done after all *fingers crossed*
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witchycastiel · 2 months ago
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i know i’ve read fics where mary mistakenly thinks dean and cas have a secret relationship but i have such a specific vision that i wanna see. mary and cas bond they are becoming real friends and she (in the most repressed way possible) alludes to being a lesbian and tells cas that she’s not a product of her generation, she knows things are different now and he doesn’t have to hide anything. she’s trying to tell him that she’s okay with him and dean being together but cas misunderstands it as her clocking him for being gay and is kind of confused but mostly touched when he tells her ‘thank you, mary, i appreciate that,’ which she just takes as confirmation that dean and cas ARE together in secret. later she says something similar to dean which just short circuits his brain and he tells her ‘uh. cas. cas and i aren’t like that, mom.’ and she says ‘but he said you were?’ ‘he- What Exactly Did Cas Say?’ and that’s when cas appears and eventually clears things up by saying ‘oh i see. mary, there’s been a misunderstanding. i thought you were just referring to me being gay.’ and dean just goes ‘you’re WHAT’
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callizinc · 3 months ago
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sbi during tonights stream be like im with the boys. im at family game night. im violently ill. im playing monopoly. im not playing monopoly. im playing talisman. im wife haver. im getting kicked off talisman. im plagued by my router. im playing transformice. im in room poopie. im getting kicked off transformice. im dropping 30k viewers. im playing worms revolution. im downloading a virus. im the burden of my monitor. im a worm. im getting kicked off by the worms. im making a group pact. im changing my name. im gone
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legohotel · 7 months ago
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one of my favorite things about human physiology is the way our eyes change when we look at someone we love. our pupils dilate automatically like they do when it’s dark outside and they’re trying to let more light in. except now it’s the light of your favorite person. the edges of our eyes soften a little and they sometimes even get watery which we also can’t control. tears of joy. we tend to raise our eyebrows as if we’re trying to make our eyes bigger. trying to get a better vision and seeing all the details. we tend to blink less than usual just to make the moment last a bit longer. even if it’s just a second. or when you smile at someone with your entire face involved and your eyes just crinkle and create a sparkle in them. and it all happens so effortlessly and universally.
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jpgsaldana · 10 months ago
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remember when the cop from stranger things made fuck me eyes at donnie darko in the gay cowboy movie
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