#textpsot

[totallyhaveagoodname]

Lemon lets goooo

#bullet train #lemon bullet train #lemon #textpsot #bullet train the movie #bullet train textpost #bullet train meme

[klonoadoortophantomile]

video game 👍👍👍👍

#played some donkey kong country eariler and by eariler i mean like minutes ago just becuz i was getting annoyed eith kirby super star #i forgot abotu dkc hoesntly. like ive beenmeaning to play the games for a while now i think they seem really awesome and ive heard theyre #really fucking good but i just never took the time to try and play them i geuss. anyways i didnt getvery far cuz im tired and my head hurts #but it was fun!! hopefully i can play some more over the weekend =) #inquisitivewaltz.txt #I. NEED TO ACTUALLY GO TO BED HOLY SHIT AHGUGL #im fine just my hesadhurtslike hell ouch #wait wtf how is it 10pm already. i swear it was like 8 five minutes ago #i need to stop rambling and overxplqining so much all my textpsots are just a milkion unfinished little conversation topics #pilled up into one unnecessarily long post thats like mostly written out in the tags

[hl-2]

i addwed everyoneelses blogs to th . Fuck this keyboard it feels clunky& my fingers feel stiff .

to the pinnnned becuase . wel.l . i likeattention . andn itd be rude. to leaveout wveryonelse . you see. but trhis is really my epic plan to win tumblr because blog hl-2 sounds coolest

#keyboards reawly pisseng me of f #waaaaaiit . textpsot. tag. uuuuuum . #notdoingthat. today ? ok? yay

[crystalis]

veins popping out of my forehead to not post the most cringe textpsot ever imagined

[kruinka]

Why do you r textpsot shy noe?

#krn answered (❁´◡`❁)

[meltamorphosis]

ok maybe i will doodle momoko textpsots now

#melty rambles #enstarsposting #im feeling in a silly mood

[twilitty]

There is nothing more attractive than seeing my hot vampire gf bite into my neck and then give me a little kiss afterwards

#anyways #mine #twilight #twilitty #textpsot #text post #vampire #vampire gf #edward cullen #bella swan #jasper #twilight saga #the twilight saga #carlisle #smeyer #twilight renaissance #new moon #carlisle cullen

[manicpixiess]

Sloths!

It is once again time to shitpost! And today’s shitpost will be about sloths! Exclamations! Anyway, it just hit me that sloths are evil. But Liz, you might ask, surely something that adorable cannot be the manifestation of a deadly sin on earth? From a moral standpoint, I absolutely agree with you. Sloths are fabulous. Some of them also have bowl cuts, and while I think bowl cuts do have the potential for Great Evil, this case is an exception, cause like, look at this lil dude:

Anyway. They have claws, and their metabolism is not normal. The very name of their species is a sin. You have the makings of your very own eldritch being of Great Horror, yet here you are, wanting to brush the sloth’s bowl hair with a sparkly pink comb. As you should. 

This brings me to me next point, which is that your average to low level demon would be absolutely awed by sloths. Cause look at the way they defy the gods with their existence. Every second of this forbidden state of being is spent doing evil. And not only do they spend their lifetimes committing sins with dedication and panache, they also fool the (debatably) most intelligent species on the planet into thinking that they are adorable bunnycakes and Must Be Protected At All Costs.

The greater demons probably keep sloths around as pets, and watch with great pride as they do Absolutely Nothing. Like, look at that little bugger go (or not go, as the case may be). Absolutely terrific. He’s gonna piss off so many angels! Who’s the evilest boy? Are you? Yes you are! 

In conclusion, conserve sloths! Major threats they face today include habitat loss, and while they are your favourite adorable bunnycakes of pure unadulterated evil, they also have a crucial role to play in their local ecosystems! Visit wwf for more info!

#shitpost #sloths #seven deadly sins #demons #angels #i think im really funny #s l o t h s #i will shitpost my way to an environmental science degree #it’s 2 am #i drank too much soda #this is the result #suffer mortals #socially awkward demons with emotional support sloth familiars SHOULD BE A THING #im sorry if this has been done before #textpsot #text #txt #liz embarrasses herself online for her 3 followers #demon #wholesome demon imagines #not so wholesome angel imagines #uh #im running out of tags #so yeah

[tchaikovskym]

Knowing that you were your parents mistake is actually quite comfortable, like you are disappointment and no one really wanted you anyway, imagine how it would be if your parents idk actually bought one of those donated eggs or something and you turn out to be a very, very expensive disappointment

#disappointment #parents #children #whoopsies my parents had sex and here i am #textpsot #shitpost #idk dudes #i was thinking abt that one tiktok #you might say i was inspired by that one tiktok #but yeah #being a mistake #unwanted kids #depression?

[totally-sapphic-posts]

I yearn

Oh. Were you expecting more?

Sorry, no can do. This hunk o’ junk *taps head* can only yearn.

#wlw #wlw yearning #wlw sapphic #wlw concept #wlw textpsot #wlw pride #wlw post #wlw blog #wlw love #wlw posts #wlw mood #uselss wlw #lesbian #lesbian pride #lesbian post #lesbian blog #sapphic #yearning #sapphic yearning #sapphic pride #sapphic posts #sapphic blog #sapphic mood #useless sapphic #useless lesbian #useless wlw yearning hours #useless gay #trans wlw #trans nblw

[anxietyproblem]

Phone : face not recognised

Me : *starts crying*

Phone : Ahhhh there it is

#Anxietyawareness #memes #meme #dankmemes #dank #anxietymemes #anxietyproblem #anxiety #mental health #mentalhealthawareness #humor #relatable #self depreciating humor #textpsots

[megatraven]

ladybug: so there’s this boy-

chat noir, in the distance: *laughing at carapace*

ladybug: .... so there’s these two boys

#basically i psot now r textpsots because i like them #ladynoir #ladybug #chat noir #miraculous ladybug

[drunkfinalfantasy]

#FFXV Textposts #Noctis #Noctis Lucis Caelum #FFXV #Final Fantasy Xv #Textpsots

[spiraling--maelstrom]

"i told a man no and he had a temper tantrum" a story told by women everywhere

#textpsot #i cry

[karaluthors]

i kissed a girl for the first time so yay me???

#textpsot #yay ok whatever imma go pack now #but I don't mind telling the whole story maybe??

[flyhighaangle]

intro post fr thfris time

HI ! im trucy / jelly btut i have like a billion names so if u find one of mine u like feel free to use it 😊😊 my main pronouns are he / him and i use neos too (cloud/fog/lan/glow/star/tou #yass) and also it / its i am a minor on da interwebbed a tee hee u know where thris is going ANYQWAYS ! ive been diagnosed with autism plus a bunch of othe4r thgings (i am chronically ill <33 /srs) but its ok its a bit funny stometimes i refer to fcitonal characters as me #yass dw i am o k jsut a bit sussy (i might be psychotic but !!!! i believe i sohugld stick with the term fictionkin for nwow OR AT LEAST UNTIL I GET SOME SORT OF DIAGNOSIS YAS !) als o i try not to psot anything thats emo unelwsss im crazy or whjayver + for some reaoszn i donty reblog things ?!??!? HELP ! IF U FOLLOW ME THIS IS ALL THE CONTENT UR GETTIGNG jsut premium me textpsots ALSO THE AMOUNT OF TYPOS IS BC OF MY HANDS BEING VERY WEAK AND SHAKEY PROBABLY DUE TO MY ILLNESS !!!!! please let me kwnwow if you woudld like me to type things out slower and i will make mysdeflf as clear as i can be ! (for example , if youre using a text to speech software , i believe that wowduld make it easier :)) okk thfank u for lsitening byeee 🤭🤭🤭🤭

#intro post #YASSS IM NORMAL NOW #<- lie im ltierially white lily cookie