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mariacrow · 9 months
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Hey! Wanted to let you know I absolutely adore your writing!
Can I get a request for jealous bayverse bumblebee x reader where reader has just recently gotten a new gaming device and has stayed indoors more often since? He would absolutely miss taking them out for rides
I'd like to think he'd use clips from the song PS5 to talk about it, but that's totally up to you haha
Thank you, friend! 🌻 I’m glad you enjoy my writing 💛 here’s a gift for you 🐝
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❁ Bumblebee x reader ❁
2nd person
female reader
takes place in reader’s backyard and house
jealousy, clinginess, needy for attention
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taptaptap…
You heard someone tapping on your bedroom window while you were playing video games. You kept the curtains down for a couple of days now so the light wouldn’t distract you from the screen. You didn’t see who it was but you knew nonetheless. You were too busy having fun with your new console so you didn’t budge.
taptapTAP!
“Bee! I know it’s you!”
taptaptaptaptap…
“Stop that! You’re going to break the window!” you shouted while not getting your eyes off the screen.
You could hear him buzzing like a sad bumblebee as he once again, but this time gently, tapped your window.
He made you pause your game. Sighing in irritation, you stood up and spread the curtains. You were welcomed by the sight of Bee’s wide puppy optics and his servo on the window. He let out a sad buzz once again.
“Bee. What do you want?”
To what his optics only widened as his muzzle wobbled.
“I’m busy, can’t you see?” you said and closed the curtains again.
But oh, he’s stubborn. He won’t give up until you give him the attention he wants. He wants Y/N’s cuddles now and he’s gonna get ‘em!
It was quiet until you heard him trying to open your window from the outside.
“That ain’t gonna work, Bee!” you said while trying to concentrate on the game.
He’s smart though. He sneaked one of his wires through the window crack and unlocked it, opening it and scooting away the curtains. He peaked his head into your bedroom and happily buzzed as his antennas wriggled.
“WHA- you’re unbelievable!” you said through a chuckle. You can’t be mad at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE’S ADORABLE.
“Great, you made me lose my game.”
He reached with his servo inside and grabbed your console, ripping it out from the outlet and dragging it outside.
“WHAT ARE YOU- HEY! CAREFUL, IT’S FRAGILE!” you rushed to your window to see him holding it in the air.
He crossed his arms and tapped his foot on the ground like an angry parent.
“Beeeee… come on man…”
“You were playing— too long!— Time for a break!” he sulked over the radio.
“I was about to! After that match!”
“You always say that!”
“Please give it back! You’re going to break it!”
He shook his helm, lifting his chin and pouting, holding it higher in the air.
“Okaaaay.. What do I need to do?”
He opened his one optic, giving you a side eye. He then leaned closer to you and tapped his cheek plate, happily buzzing. Indicating he wants a kiss.
He made you giggle, “So that’s what this is all about huh~?” you said and leaned to give him a kiss but this cheeky little bastard turned his helm in the last moment so you ended up kissing his muzzle. You didn’t mind though, you giggled as he gave a happy little dance shuffle.
He then grabbed you and yeeted your console back inside, damaging it.
“BEE!”
He laughed as he transformed and so you found yourself inside the Camaro.
“You broke it!!!”
“Nothing— Ratchet— can’t fix.” he said as he floored it, heading to the main streets, taking you out for a ride.
You couldn’t help but laugh. You slouched in your seat, “How can I possibly be mad at you?”
“I missed you…”
“I know, Bee… I’m sorry…” you rubbed the steering wheel, “It was kinda selfish… I promise I won’t be so irresponsible anymore.”
He happily buzzed and played “Sunflower” by Post Malone and Swae Lee on the radio.
“Get ready for the ride of your life, beautiful~!” he used a movie quote.
You finally realized no console or game can replace your actual loved ones. You two enjoyed each other’s company like you used to as you rode into the sunset…
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randofics · 9 months
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Hey, sorry to bother you. Is there any chance you could do some more writing on the fic about being able to reach where the bots can't? Maybe them seeking out more and more chances to get help with it so they can feel them again (once again sorry to bother im not used to doing asks lol)
My first ask that I've actually finished! It took a few days, but I got it done. Hope you enjoy this anon!
Being able to reach where the bots can't Pt.2
After the men on base found out you could squeeze into Optimus's engine space and reach where they couldn't, they would call on you for assistance quite often.
Once after a battle, they were giving Optimus a thorough lookover for any serious damage when someone spotted leaking enerjon pooling underneath him. There was enough for everyone to get a bit worried. One guy spotted you walking into the hangar and yelled for you. The tone of his voice was enough for your happy face to twist with worry.
You sprinted over and bent down to look where they were pointing. Heart tightening at the sight, without hesitation, you slid underneath him to look. Finding a dripping trail of the blue fluid, you sat up on your knees and leaned against the inside of his wheel. "I need some electrical tape!" A hand tapped your side, and you grabbed the roll immediately, pulling out a long strip and tearing it off with your teeth.
Reaching up, you felt for the torn cables and hoses. Finding a matching pair, you quickly pressed the open ends together and wrapped them tightly to seal them. You did that for the other ones till you didn't see any more bleeding. Your heart racing in your chest, you leaned back against the inside of his wheel again and asked for a clean cloth. You wiped your hands clean and gently cleaned any surface of his engine that had drying enerjon.
His shocks creaked as the tension in his frame was released. The cables still hurt, but with your gentle touch, that was quickly forgotten.
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Crosshairs didn't like the feeling of things stuck in his plating, but if it meant possibly getting you to touch him in order to remove it, then he could tolerate it. Now he didn't do it on purpose it really was accidental. Nevertheless, he called you over for some assistance in removing the offending plant matter.
Once again, you leaned over into his engine space and felt around for anything out of place. Feeling the soft texture of a leaf, you touched your way down to the branch it was attached to and gave it a tug. You managed to pull it free, but the end was broken off somewhere inside the mechanics of his engine.
He was too low to the ground for you to slip underneath, so you called another person nearby to get you a set of carjacks. A minute or two later, they ran up with two heavy jacks in hand. Laying on the concrete, you felt underneath his bumper for parts of his frame you could use to lift him. Sliding the jacks into position, you cranked them both a bit at a time till his front end was up high enough for you to safely slip underneath.
Flashlight in hand, you scanned the underside of his engine for the green of leaves. Spotting one poking out, you slowly pulled it till the rest of the branch came free. "Is that all of it?"
"Yeah, that feels like all of it." With that, you slid out from underneath him tossing the branch to the side and starting to release the jacks. They slowly racked down till he was on his wheels, and you pulled them away.
He transformed and tested his movements a bit. With a grumbled thank you from him, you went on with your previous work.
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Bumblebee had a plan in motion. He'd purposefully gotten dirty so you would help clean him. He waited outside the hangar for you to arrive and honked his horn to grab your attention.
When you saw him rolling towards you, absolutely caked in mud, you had to do a double take. "What in the world did you get into bee?" You chuckle, shaking your head at his antics.
"Can you.. wash.. me?"
"You have a wash station inside bee. Why do you want me to wash you?"
A voice clearly from an old movie answered you. "It's gotten old darling"
"So you just want to change things up a bit?"
A happy whirring answered you. You sighed. "Well, I suppose I have the time. Just park by the wash station so the hose can reach you. I'll grab some stuff."
"So, do you want the water cold or hot?"
🎶"Shawty fire burnin' fire burnin'."🎶
You let out a snort at his music reference. "Ok, hot it is." You sprayed him down, trying to remove as much dried mud as possible before using the sponges. Surprisingly, you got almost everything off with the hose alone. Dunking a sponge into your bucket of warm soapy water, you splashed soap over his hood, following behind with circular motions. Scrubbing anything too stubborn with a wet cloth.
He was definitely enjoying this. Your hands all over him and the warm water running over his plating. It was over too soon, though, and you dumped the bucket in the nearby drain after giving him a thorough spray down to remove any leftover suds.
"Sorry bee, you'll have to get your undercarriage cleaned in the wash station. It's too hard for me to wash under there."
"That's alright."
He watched you walk away through a set of double doors nearby and then drove into the wash station, letting it blast his undercarriage with cool water.
You chuckled to yourself as you walked down the hallway. You knew exactly why he'd gotten so dirty, and you thought it was cute how he tried to play it off.
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Rachet had gone out with Bumblebee and Raf after Optimus suggested he take a break from the deskwork to stretch his "legs". He'd grumbled about it but relented. When he returned, there was some mud splattered on his plates that he didn't pay any mind to. When Arcee commented on it, he brushed her off, saying that he'd get cleaned up later.
You arrived at base after bee picked you up from work. And as soon as you saw the grumpy medic standing at his desk with mud on his white and rusty red paint, you rolled your eyes. Figures he'd be too engrossed in work to even shower.
Motherly instincts taking over you called his name with no response. A little louder the second time. "Rachet!" He didn't look at you, but this time, he answered. "What? I'm busy!"
"You need to wash off."
"Can't right now, there's too much to do."
"Rachet, I will spray you if I have to."
"Sorry, still too busy."
You let out an annoyed growl. Then, an idea popped into your head. You ran off to find some tools.
Slightly out of breath, you placed the buckets on the floor behind rachet and dragged an extra long hose to the same spot after hooking it to a nearby spicket. Turning on the water, you ran to the end with the spray nozzle and, without warning, sprayed him in the back. He jumped, letting out a yelp at the cold water. Whipping around, he glared down at you.
"Hey, I tried to warn you. Now transform so I can get all that dry mud off you." He rolled his optics, letting out a grumble of annoyance. Relenting, he transformed, and you smiled in satisfaction.
"Just be quick about it." You got to work spraying him down and sudsing him up. You had to sit on your knees on his tire to reach the center of his hood. Your chest pressing into him as you reached for the awkward spot. Internally, he was freaking out about it.
This definitely felt nicer than the wash station, though, and eventually, he was relaxing on his shocks, enjoying your thorough cleaning.
Once you'd finished his chassis and tires, you put on some swimming goggles and slid under his side. He'd been so entranced by your touch on his panels that he hadn't even noticed you slip underneath him. When he felt your touch on his undercarriage, he jolted forward an inch in surprise.
"Woah, Rachet!"
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were under there." He tried to speak as normal as possible, but you noticed the slight crack in his voice. Gently, you started scrubbing the cables and other parts that made up his undercarriage. You immediately took note of how tense he'd become and listened to any sounds he made.
He kept as quiet as possible, but he was definitely feeling things he hadn't in a few centuries. Luckily, no one was in the main room of the base at the moment. Even so, he didn't want you or anyone else to hear the noises his body was trying to produce.
You could, every once in a while, make out stifled grunts and groans, which made you grin mischievously. Eventually, though, you had completely cleaned every inch of his undercarriage that your small hands and the cloth you used would allow. So reluctantly, you slid out from under him soaked with soap and grime all over.
You stretched, removing the goggles and ringing out some water from the bottom of your shirt. "Woo! Now I need a shower." He transforms, looking himself over for a moment. "Ahem, thank you, y/n." He held his fisted servo over his mouth, looking anywhere but at you. "I could tell you enjoyed yourself." He looked at you wide optics, and you grinned up at him, giving a wink and walking away to take a shower of your own.
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transingthoseformers · 10 months
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Speaking of energon, I wonder how often cybertronians need to fuel. It probably depends on how big their rations are at the time, how purified the fuel is, frame specificities such as size, how active they are, and continuity differences. Because I feel like it changes?
In mtmte, it seems like they need to fuel wayyyy more than in the other continuities, but this might be a matter of having more energon but in general more dilute energon or energon with more impurities (some of which being desired, such as in energon goodies or drinks that get them overcharged. And whatever the fuck is in nightmare fuel). And when these guys get hurt they bleed like absolute hell so that probably factors into it.
In TFA, we pretty much never if at all see them consume energon, but we do see them drinking types of oil so their systems might be adapted to deal with impurities, but I feel like they need to consume at least some energon? Because I know the energon shortages are a whole plot point thing, and they certainly bleed energon. But iicr from the initial Meltdown episode their energon is more goopy than you'd anticipate.
Do we see them consume anything in Bayverse? Ik they needed more energon specifically for the hatchlings, and iicr Megatron fed them... Something in DSOTM, so it might be requirements that change with age? Either energon is green in bayverse or they can bleed a wide variety of substances, and even then we don't see a lot of said substances in the gruesome fight scenes.
In g1 they seem to be less fuel efficient, but again energon is way easier to make and purify so y'know a game of checks and balances.
In Aligned I feel like they're sort of the middle ground when it comes to fuel efficiency, but methinks energon is a little more concentrate in it (but it seems to vary? Dark energon seems to be very dery powerful in general but also pretty toxic, Tox-En is just. Deadly as all hell and motherfucking useless as a fuel. Red energon seems to be harder to extract from the ore but when you do a little goes a long way. A major problem with the Synthe-en was how quickly it burned through their systems.). Chompazoids being an outlier as Underbite can fuel on metal, I feel like he can likely fuel on metal alone if need be, and the rest of the Pack gives him dirty looks for this.
In beast wars it seems like the Maximals and Predacons actually can fuel pretty well on the organic life (... And each other...) and significant amounts of actual energon can fuck them up pretty good (possibly a trait the autobots and decepticons before them didn't have that evolved in response to energon crises?)
In Earthspark yet again we see shortages and them needing quite an amount to fuel on (excluding the Terrans, they seem to be fueled by water????), especially considering the sizes of some of the cubes we see. We also see them bleed quite a fair amount in the later episodes of the second episode drop (I will never forget the absolute horror when Bumblebee and the Malto kiddos found Brawl's offlined corpse)
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nova--spark · 5 months
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Earth 101: A Manual for the Visiting Cybertronian
Chapter Two : Earth Weather
Earth, with its vast biomes and diverse terrains, has a variety of weather patterns that can change drastically from day to day, and have particular seasons with which they are often divided.
This has also been the cause of …particular issues for the newcomer Cybertronian, as the climate can have adverse effects on our biomechanics.
As a gentle reminder, please be sure to thank your medic when leaving the med bay after repairs.A bottle or two of high-grade Energon also goes a long way.
Divided into the Northern and Southern hemispheres, Earth cycles through 4 seasons, each with their own type of weather.
The four seasons by which the planet goes through, as labeled as:
Spring : Temperate to warm weather, usually brings the thawing of winter and replenishing of flora and fauna alike.
Summer: The warmest of the seasons, the planting of crops and their growth occurs here, as well as many an activity in the sun
Fall or Autumn: Harvest season, known to be the beginning of a cooling in the weather and when most flora experience a change in color to prepare for the next season.
Winter: The coldest of the seasons, this season is also known as the ‘holiday season’ due to many Earth holidays occurring during the jours, or rather, Terran months it overlaps.
These seasons last roughly 3 months each, but due to changes in the Earth’s ozone layer in a phenomenon known as ‘global warming’, which has caused quite severe changes to the climate of Earth in some places.
Primus help them, we can only hope this does not continue with our presence here.
The Northern hemisphere is known to host generally colder climates, whilst the Southern hemisphere hosts warmer climates.
The planet’s equator is the centralized area of its warmest zone.
This said, interestingly enough, when it is summer in one hemisphere, it is often winter in the other, in a rather fascinating exchange!
They oppose each other, meaning that through the 3 months it is the opposite season in the other region.
The equator tends to average around the same weather all of the orbital cycle, known as a year, around the 
Truly intriguing, the various weather patterns of Earth.
Earth is known to have various forms of weather, ranging from sunny days, cloudy, foggy, rainy or even snow.
That said, Earth weather can also be quite dangerous.
Storms such as hurricanes, tsunamis, tropical storms, and blizzards can devastate entire sections of Earth, and even wipe entire cities off the map.
We have witnessed some of these devastating incidents. 
We only hope that humans can find peace after these tragedies.
With each type of weather of course, come certain rules and warnings about potential hazards that could occur.
For example, not even the greatest of the Autobots is immune to the icy roads of the northernmost parts of the world, as our beloved Prime informed us after he spun out due to a particularly vicious patch of black ice amidst a snow storm.
Luckily no harm was done, as he crashed into the snow on the roadside. All that was harmed was perhaps his dignity when he informed us about the incident in a kind reminder to not repeat his actions, so as to avoid harm to ourselves and to others on the road.
Ever so watchful is he.
The same cannot be said for …others within our ranks however. 
Incidents with wild weather reported for documentation within this field guide are as follows:
A scientist studying the weather patterns of Earth amidst a particularly wild storm learned what the function of the aptly named lightning rod was. By becoming one involuntarily. Thankfully, said patient now seeks shelter when such storms come to pass.
One of our scouts learned the hard way that driving through fog can be a disorienting and frightening experience. It is not for the faint of Spark. Proceed with caution
Hailstorms. Spheres of ice sometimes the size of Scraplets that falls from the skies. It is as terrifying as it sounds.
One too many Autobot and Con alike have tried to become what is known on Earth as 'storm chasers'. Medical Officer Ratchet implores that the next to attempt such, will only learn from being swirled within a tornado and that the damage from such an event is very tedious to repair.
Please do not attempt to drive through flooded areas after heavy rains. Your engine will become full of water and proceed to stall. It is not worth splashing each other to have this happen.
High winds can push even the largest of us off the road. And we do mean this literally. 
We advise parking indoors when choosing to remain in vehicle mode or keeping your heating on when in cold weather. Your vehicle mode can in fact be encased in ice entirely if not careful. It is as annoying and freezing as it sounds.
For those who are flight inclined, be they Decepticon, Autobot or neutral, be aware of snow, rain, lightning, hail, and more, as they can blind the pilot if particularly severe. Even the well known Starscream has been known to crash land due to hail and sleet causing less than optimal flying conditions.
Heatwaves [No we do not mean the Sigma-17 leader, Heatwave] can be cause for our biomechs to overheat and falter, requiring significant cooling, as there have in fact been cases of engines catching on fire or outright shutting down from the intense heat.
Beware of blizzards, as we do not wish anyone to freeze within the piles of snow known to loosen in this.
Earthquakes can cause catastrophic chains of events to occur. Please be aware that aftershocks may occur afterwards.
The rescue team known as Sigma-17 has told us of a good many weather incidents like those mentioned within this chapter. Their testimony was vital for this chapter, and we thank them for their duty in rescue operations of all manner.
Please be sure to contact an official, medic or rescue service in the event of an emergency or accident, no matter the severity.
This concludes our initial overview of Earth Weather and Climates. Direct appropriate queries to the proper channels for more information.
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Bayverse drift, crosshairs, Optimus prime, and lockdown
Reaction to their gn cybertonian s/o, who's shorter n smaller than them, just easily carrying him??
He's injured or something so reader just.. picks him up with ease and I'm honestly very interested of what the darling's reaction would be
Yes, yes, yes, and yes! I love Bayverse so much, it far too good for this earth. Also, I took Crosshairs out, simply because I just can not write for ever and i feel like no matter what way I go I fuck up his personality. Anyways, hope this is what you were looking for! Enjoy :)
Pairings: Bayverse! Drift x Reader, Optimus Prime x Reader, Lockdown x Reader
Warnings: Lockdowns a little spicy but nothing to NSFW,
Drift 
Drift is up against a building, holding his side as he attempts to stop whatever bleeding is happening. The rest of the autobots were off fighting, except for you. Your small frame, being seen from across the road behind that building. You were on your hands and knees, optics scanning the sky for cons, and then your helm peeking from around the corner, he watched as you got up a bit, it looked like you were about to sprint and you did. When it looked safe, you ran across the road, servos covering your helm as you made your way to him. 
“Hey Handsome!” 
You said, a smile on your face as you scanned him, servos moving him to take over the process. He watched as your medical training kicked in, you were not a fight, no you were never a fighter. He remembers asking why you didn’t have a weapon. You soft laugh reaching his audials as you put your servos up in front of you, while saying something about medical equipment being your weapons. He remembers this moment why you're trying to stop him from dying. 
“We gotta get you out of here,” 
You grabbed his servo and placed it over the work you did, patches over the wound.
“Hold here, I’mma pick you up” 
You went into position, hands in the spots to pick up the mech. You watched as his optics grew wide. You picked him up, like it was nothing and started walking away. 
“Alright Handsome, I need you to keep talking to me. Can't have you fall asleep on me.” 
He knew you were right, but he was too stunned to speak after you just casually picked him up, and started walking like it was nothing. 
It had been a while, you had him back at a safe distance and with the other team members. You were almost done fixing him up, your optics focused on his wound, but his optics were on you. You covered the wound and smiled at him. 
“Ya gonna stare all day, Handsome?” 
You watched his optics look away, before he spoke. 
“No, I just wasn’t expecting you to be able to pick me up.” 
You laughed, you servos on your hips. 
“It’s not that hard to pick up a mech.” 
His shock was funny to you, you’ve never seen him this surprised before and it was in fact funny. 
Optimus Prime 
He’d fallen, the fight not lasting long for the bot. As for your small servos are already making their way over Prime’s wounds and trying to find a nice spot to grab for easy lifting. 
“What are you doin!” 
Prime’s voice loud over your helm and the sound of gunfire and occasional shouting from both sides. 
“I’ve gotta get you outta here.” 
Your servos grabbing at his plating, and practically throwing him over your shoulder. He was originally trying to stop you from moving him, but you easily lifted him into the air. Servos held him close to you as you moved swiftly back towards Ratchet. His movement stopped, when  you moved to put him down, his blue optics stared into you. His face mask was still on, but you could tell by the way he stared, he was shocked. Your small frame build, able to carry him like he was a small child. You simply smile on your face, as you lean in to kiss his forehead. 
“Can’t have you dying on us now Optimus.” 
Lockdown
You looked up at him with an evil stare, of course he’d attack your height the second you two got into it. He stared down at you as if he could easily handle you, and that was far more upsetting than him calling you short or small or petite. 
“Something upset you?” 
You just squint your eyes, your servos formed in fist. He was also so, you can’t do anything but medic things, you're weak. He was starting to get on your fucking nerves, and it was showing. You turned away from him, and walked away. 
“Don’t wanna talk anymore, what happened to that fighting spirit?” 
He was mocking you, his helm turned upwards as he watched you walk, walk your pretty little frame a good distance away before you threw him the bird. 
“I have a saying, I don’t care.” 
That might have been the first time you thought you just man handle the neutral mech, His rude words about you being weak, and not worry of your power. It wasn’t until after the humans let Prime get away that you finally had enough. The human long gone, your servo came up to push his helm away. A grunt in return from your actions, he didn’t have time to register your actions, as you were already grabbing at his waist. Picking him up over your shoulder and throwing him towards the wall of the ship, a short distance away, he was shocked, optics scanning your face plating as he thought. Your helm still turned up to the mech. 
“Say something one more time, Lockdown!” 
He could finally see why you were a part of the Decepticons, that brute strength of yours. He wasn’t surprised, you were small, it looked like you could barely hold your own against a normal sized bot, but you just manhandled him like you were Optimus Prime himself, he had no reason to be shocked, he pushed you to this moment. This moment of upsetness, he saw how upset he has you, and it lit something within him, something you’ll see in just a few clicks. 
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sonicasura · 6 months
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Here's an interesting fact for everyone considering the Transformers Bayverse Pentology.
Dark of the Moon was originally the last movie and the whole thing a trilogy.
In the original ending for the third, Decepticons formed a truce with the Autobots which leads to Megatron returning to Cybertron in shame. The man literally saw the war's continuation was pointless and admit defeat. An ending that scrapped from the movie as Michael Bay wanted something more 'action pack'.
The movie's novelization actually kept this ending. In fact, there were quite some stuff to find within the scrapped drafts of the first two movies. Like how the Decepticons tore each other apart to become the new leader once Megatron falls to Starscream.
Or how the first barely had any bots and instead focus on the human characters. Like Sam, Mikaela to even Lennox. I managed to find one draft but Michael Bay likes taking shit down.
Please tell me if the link works and if anyone finds a old drafts for the trilogy then please send them over!
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sonderblade · 1 year
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Fellas is it gay for a robot War general veteran and a fugitive wanted by the government to fall in love during an alien apocalypse?
I’m sorry but I’m a total sucker for the Bayverse movies since they’re what I grew up with and the Barn Husbands ship grew on me because THE TENSION THEY HAD WAS SO!!!!!!!!!
Anyways here’s the colored frame by itself :p
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thenamesblurrito · 1 year
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so everyone loves this last dunce squad post apparently
i saw some tags on it today that made me boot up my old computer to draw this because i think it's VITAL that you understand that Dave WILL win in a fight. this is a group that operates on Murphy's Law to function and Dave is the most Murphy of them all. i don't know what enemy they had to face down, idk Terrorcons or something? scraplets? Megatron himself? it doesn't matter, because none of the three government agents nor the police captain who canonically carries a bazooka were the ones to claim victory in this fight
it was the wet sock of a mall cop
thank you for listening to my TEDtalk i will continue going insane over them
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evil-robot-husband · 9 months
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good afternoon transformers fandom
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giantenemyrobot · 3 months
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Because my snister complained about his yoes
@thatgayoctopus
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mariacrow · 9 months
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Hello there!!! I was wondering if perhaps you could do either Cybertronian seeker or human reader that is female and she (you could change it to gender neutral) where she is from the TFP universe and ended up in Bayverse and she TFP’s Optimus’ lover and she spends time with the bots (all of them survived they didn't die) and she has grown close to the humans. She also has been treating Bay Optimus in a very similar way that she treats her Optimus but the thing is she has trouble telling him that they are sparkmates or married in TFP. Therefore, when a conversation arrises amongst the bots in a meeting with Simmons, Galloway and Mearing, asking about her joruney here, it ends up slipping she is in love with Optimus and ends up explaining they're conjuxed... I wonder how the other bots will react and how Optimus would be and the humans? 😭 I love your writing and thank you! Bonus if it's hinted throughout that she was taken when Sideswipe tried flirting with her but it didn't stick.
That’s so creative! I think I know how to make this spicy ;)
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BTF x TFP reader who’s Optimus’s lover and ends up in Bayverse
2nd person
female reader
malfunctions, drama, crossovers
romance, flirting, realization, last goodbyes
abbreviations: BTF = Bayverse Transformers; TFP = Transformers Prime
takes place in Transformers Prime AU where everyone lives and is protecting Earth
takes place in Transformers: Dark of the Moon AU where Ironhide and Jazz are alive
added characters: Simmons, Galloway and Mearing
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“Stay safe.” Optimus said to you while holding you in his servos. He softly smiled as he brought you closer to his face.
“Don’t worry boss, I will!” you joked as you gave him a hug. You gave his face plate soft kiss, right under his optic, making his spark lit up.
A low hum escaped his chest as he gently stroked your head.
“Are you two done?” Ratchet say enviously, holding the ground bridge ready.
Optimus gently placed you on the ground. You rolled your eyes at Ratchet and chuckled as you walked to the ground bridge
“Someone’s jealous-“ Bulkhead said.
“I AM NOT- would you stop with that?!” Ratchet shouted, making everyone have a good laugh. Optimus didn’t budge though, he was looking at you, your beautiful smile and beautiful figure.
“See ya guys!” you said before you gave Optimus a special little wave before stepping into the portal. Optimus gave a cute little wave back as a tiny smile couldn’t leave his face. So wholesome!
You went farther inside, ready to go home, to Washington DC. Ratchet had everything ready and didn’t think anything could go wrong, no one thought. But oh… they had no idea…
Suddenly the ground bridge started making weird high frequency pulsing noises that were getting louder and faster. A sudden force, like stronger gravity, pushed you down onto your knees. You were groaning, holding your ears shut.
“RATCHET!!!” you exclaimed, trying to get up but the force was getting stronger as well as the noises.
Mass panic took over the base. They could hear you yelling.
“Ratchet, bring her back!” Optimus yelled. It’s odd to hear him yell like that which means he was extremely scared…
“I am trying, Optimus!” the medic panicked while desperately trying to fix whatever happened with the portal.
“Hurry up!!!” Miko yelled. She was scared she was gonna lose her bestie… “Guys! It’s changing colors!!!”
The ground bridge was now blue. Ratchet has never dealt with something like this. They kept hearing you begging for help. Then suddenly…
The portal aggressively closed, almost like an explosion, making the whole base shake. Everything went quiet. Ratchet tried turning it on again but it wouldn’t budge.
“Oh no…” the medic said. He frantically tried tracking you, looking all over the globe but… no signs…
Sorrow and fear were all over Prime’s face. He felt his spark ache.
“Wh-wh-what do you mean “oh no”???” Jake panicked.
“I-I don’t think she’s coming back…” Rafael said.
Bumblebee buzzed in fear, Arcee was asking questions as well as Bulkhead.
“She’s not in this dimension anymore…” Ratchet barely mouthed those words, trying to think of how to bring you back but… that’s gonna be a very difficult and long process…
“There must be a way!” Optimus said.
“There is..” the medic continued, “but Optimus.. this has never happened before… It might take days.. weeks.. months..”
“MONTHS???” Miko shouted.
“I-I just need to concentrate, alright!? I can fix this! I can fix this…” Ratchet tried to settle down and not lose hope.
Optimus was at loss of words… His lover, his sparkling… Gone. No one knows where, no one knows how. Everyone was flabbergasted, trying to think of any possible answer how this could happen…
“One way or another… we shall bring her back…” Optimus said. He lost everything already… he can’t lose you as well…
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<> Washington DC, Bayverse <>
You found yourself in an alley in the center of DC. Getting up with a headache, you tried your best to scan your surroundings. You went forward to the main street, looking around.
“Looks like DC alright” you thought as you made your way to the right, heading home while thinking what the hell happened to the ground bridge.
Suddenly you heard a rumbling engine approaching, revving as the car slowed down, driving next to you at your speed. You looked to your left to see a metallic Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Stunning. You chuckled to yourself and rolled your eyes, continuing to walk as you ignored whoever was in the car, thinking it’s just a guy trying to win you with his expensive car. IF there was anyone in the car…
You heard a seductive whistle, “Ey what’s up sweetheart~? Care for a ride~?” as the door opened.
“No, thanks.” you said, not even looking at the car.
“Oh come on cutie, it’s rude to reject a car like me~”
A car… like “me”? You heard that one before, Smokescreen has the same way of picking up girls. That made you look. You saw there’s no one at the driver’s seat. You stopped in your tracks… Putting 2 and 2 together…
“Sideswipe at your service, m’lady~”
All of the autobots should know you and you should know them hence they know Optimus. You realized the ground bridge’s malfunction meant yeeting you to a whole another dimension… In your case, some kind of a parallel universe. You decided to keep yourself together and act cool. You needed to investigate all this. And this certainly isn’t the time to tell a random autobot who are you and what is actually happening.
You took a deep breath and smiled, “Alright though guy~” you said as you got in. He closed the door for you and drove off.
“M-m-m~ Wait till you meet my crew~ They’re gonna be sooo jealous~ What’s your name beautiful~?”
“Hey, I’m not here for you to show off.”
“Well then, I’m here for YOU to show off~” he chuckled, his beauty breaking people’s neck.
He made you hide a giggle, “I’m Y/N. And what about that.. crew you mentioned?” carefully choosing your words, trying to meet your surroundings.
“You haven’t heard about my crew? We saved your planet more than once! And we’re still protecting it.”
“O-oh yeah! Yeah I know, of course, pft! Our heroes. But uhm.. what are the names of your teammates, I was never really able to memorize all.” act cool, act cool.
“Ah well there’s Ironhide, weapon specialist, he’s a stubborn fella. Then there’s Ratchet, the medic,”
“Ratchet…” you thought.
“Jazz, Dino, Bumblebee- you probably heard of Bumblebee, that sucker got real famous.” your heart skipped a beat when you heard “Bumblebee”…
“And, of course, our leader, Optimus Prime~” he said that with pride.
This confirmed your theory that you’re in an alternative universe… You acted cool and chill, excited to meet them all. Deep down you were hella nervous… Some hope bloomed inside of you, considering there’s at least 3 autobots you already know.
The moment Sideswipe drove you into the base, you couldn’t stop looking around. So many cars and… people…
“So they managed to take advantage of them here huh… What a disgusting species we are…”
“I brought company!” Sideswipe transformed and said happily.
“Sideswipe, how many times do we need to tell you to stop bringing females into the base!?” Ratchet shouted, in his bot form, working on something with humans.
“Oh come oh man, look at her! How can you say no to such a cute faaace~?” he was gently pinching your cheek.
“Ow- ow ow ow! Sideswipe!” you laughed, trying to push his servo away.
“This is not a party garage, this is a base! Take your urges elsewhere.” Ratchet scolded Sideswipe.
A giant truck with Optimus’s colors caught your eye real good… Suddenly, he transformed, approaching you and Sideswipe as the ground shook a little with each step he took. He was ready to shoo both of you out but then he made eye contact with you…
Your eyes locked in his optics and vice versa… He slowly stopped in his tracks as he frowned and as his optics widened… You looked extremely familiar. Too familiar… As if he was getting flashbacks of something he never even knew he experienced. He felt like he knows you. His spark warmed at the sight of you… He slowly lined up with you, putting his knee on the ground.
“Do I know you, girl?” he asked.
“I.. uh..” you could barely speak, you felt waves of adrenaline strike your body, “Perhaps, sir… M-maybe I just remind you of someone.” you awkwardly chuckled.
He hummed and straightened. Confused and suspicious, he walked to the platform where Galloway and Mearing were working with Ratchet.
“Let her stay. She has valuable information.” he lied. For the first time in his life he lied… There’s something special about you he needs to confirm…
It’s been weeks. Months. You got closer with everyone, Sam even. You were an important member of the crew now. Everyone was surprised by your Cybertronian tech knowledge that Ratchet passed onto you back in the base in Jasper…
Optimus and you got extremely close as well. You treated him with kindness. Not just any kindness. You didn’t only have high respect for him as a leader, you were ready to lie down your life for him and vice versa… It seemed as if he became your guardian in this universe too…
He let you climb his shoulder, have relaxing rides with him, stay up late, watch the sky and discuss about endless subjects… He wouldn’t take his optics off of you. Scanning your beautiful face whenever he had a chance, trying to find you in his memory but his recognition system was not responding positively…
One day…
“I need a group meeting, ASAP!” Mearing commanded, walking into the base furiously as her assistant, Galloway and Simmons were barely catching up to her.
“A-are you sure, ma’am?” Galloway said.
“Yes, I am sure! And don’t call me “ma’am”. I am not a “ma’am” “ she said while going through all of her purses.
“I knew there’s something odd about her- I just knew it! Optimus told us he feels as if he knows her- and now the big guy is in love!” Simmons said like the alien nerd he is.
“Please, do not say that, it’s disgusting.” Mearing said while going up the platform.
“How would they have intercourse anyway- it’s impossible!” Simmons continued.
“Shut up, agent.” Mearing said before quickly organizing a meeting.
And there you were, sitting along with everyone while all the autobots stood there.
“WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE-“ Simmons started.
“Agent. Let’s stay calm.” Galloway said.
Simmons sat down, rubbing his face, biting his nails and bouncing his leg.
You looked at Optimus. “You told them..?”
“Y/N, please understand that I had to. There’s something strangely odd going on. I feel like my system had deleted you from my memory… but I can still feel like I know you.”
“We’ve checked your ID, tried tracking you, your home, family… We couldn’t find anything. You’re not in the system.” Mearing said. “So where do you come from? Are you even human? Who sent you?”
All of this was getting you extremely nervous. You sat there, occupied with questions and so many glares…
“Okay…” you took a deep breath, “okay. I will explain. No one sent me, let’s start with that. It was all an accident… Apparently I come from a parallel universe where the Cybertronian war was also brought. And no I’m not talking about another planet, I’m talking about Earth- like a- a mirror! But with some minor changes. There’s an autobot base in Jasper, Nevada where I’m with my three other human friends and the crew… There’s Bumblebee and Ratchet and Arcee and Bulkhead a-and… You, Optimus…”
The whole base was silent… They couldn’t believe what they were hearing… Optimus walked closed to you, listening carefully.
“I moved to Washington DC recently and we’re using something called a ground bridge to teleport where we need to. When I wanted to go back home, the portal started malfunctioning and… here I am, I guess…”
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US BEFORE-“ Simmons again.
“Agent, let her finish.” Optimus said calmly.
“Because I… I don’t know! Okay!? I was scared! I was hoping they would get it fixed in a few days so I could just leave with a status of Sideswipe’s ex girlfriend or something but…” you exhaled in frustration, “It’s been months… Who knows if they’re gonna get it fixed at all… That’s why I wanted to analyze everything you have here and see if I can ask for ANY help…”
Mearing and Galloway were aggravated while Simmons was like “I TOLD YOU SO!!!”. Ratchet was trying to calculate everything in his head while everyone else was just speechless.
“That’s why I was feeling this way since we met…” Optimus said.
“Yes… and probably because.. we have something special going on where I come from…” you said with a tiny smile.
A deep hum rumbled in his chest, “Special…” he also smiled a little.
“Aw man, there goes my girlfriend!” Sideswipe said. He made Dino and Bumblebee laugh.
“You’ll find a chick.” Ironhide nudged him, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
“How do we get you back?” Ratchet asked.
“The only thing I can think of is that we somehow make contact with them. I have the coordinates but we will definitely need more than just that…”
“Hm… yes.. yes. I think we can-“ Ratchet got interrupted
“Or maybe she can stay.” by Jazz who now got all of the eyes on him in silence, “…Just- just a suggestion-“
“As much as I would love for Y/N to stay with us, we need to think about her safety. We must get her home.” Optimus started, “She is not safe with us. As similar as her life might be here, she belongs in the universe she came from.”
“Agreed! Agreed.” Galloway interrupted, “If we manage to make this portal, it would mean a huge step for humanity!! Do you realize how much we could do with it!? We could-“
“With all due respect,” Optimus interrupted him back, “this is not the time to speak about the advantages humans can take from this.” irritated by him.
Ratchet and some other autobots were already working on the ground bridge.
“Y/N.” Optimus leaned closer to you, “It is very difficult for me to say goodbye…”
“I know… It was nice while it lasted…”
“I hope I treat you the same way in every universe our paths cross… I hope you will keep warming up my spark back home.” Optimus said softly, quietly talking to you.
“I will… I promise…” you got emotional, stepping closer, hugging his face plate… Your heart aching, you were torn apart between two universes… But you knew none of this is right. You need to get back.
You made him smile, his optics spinning and expanding before closing as he sunk into your tender touch…
“I will forever remember you, Y/N… Now it is time for you to go home, my love…”
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Well this ended up being longer than I thought lmao and way more emotional
Dividers belong to @patches-1105 ❣️
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cyberrose2001 · 9 months
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Hey i was wondering can you make some smut story with Ironhide he's my bbg and its hurts my soul bcs there is almost nothing about him.
Feel free to refuse and btw i really like your writing keep going you doing amazing. ❤️❤️
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This took way longer than I thought it would. I hope it's to your liking, Anon! Gotta give our boy Hide some love.
Ironhide x reader 18+
You were one of Sam's only friends at school. You both were strictly platonic, the two of you expressing your interests in other people rather than each other. That also meant you knew everything about each other. So when he started acting weird around you and his parents, you knew something was up.
One day, he arrived at school in an old 77 camaro. That was the day everything in your life changed for better or for worse.
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Meeting the bots had been stressful, to say the least. Optimus was definitely the tallest of the group, but ironhide stood out to you. Being their weapons specialist, he helped modify their cannons and any other weaponry they had.
When you first met him, he'd pointed his cannons in your face. You'd yelped in surprise but quickly retaliated by pulling your own pistol, aiming at one of his eyes.
"You feelin' lucky punk."
"I'll shoot you in the eye. I swear to all that's good and holy."
"Ironhide."
"I'm kidding. I just wanted to show em my cannons."
"Simple weapons etiquette for ya big guy. DON'T AIM AT ANYTHING YOU ARENT GOING TO SHOOT!" You had a fury on your face that somewhat startled him. Evidently, he'd struck a nerve that had been on a hair trigger. You breathed heavily as your heart raced in your chest.
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The fight in the city had been extremely frightening for you. At one point, you'd been separated from everyone. You chose to hide amongst the rubble to stay out of their way.
You would've just slowed them down anyway as you had no real role to play in the fight. Essentially, you were just some civilian who knew of the bots and nothing more. Luck, however, wasn't on your side that day.
A deception spotted you, and as you ran from him, he scooped you up in his claws. He held you extremely tight, leaving bruises on your skin. Through the chaos, you spotted the silver and black autobot fighting another decepticon several yards away. You screamed his name as loud as you could, catching his attention.
He dispatched the con with a cannon blast to the face before sprinting towards you. Transforming, he weaved through the debris littered street and used a slab of concrete as a ramp flying into the air and slamming into the cons chest. They lost their grip on you, and you flew through the air.
Closing your eyes, you waited for the impact. In mid-air, he caught you in a servo, rolling across the asphalt and landing on a knee. He transformed around you, and you now sat in his driver's seat.
"Buckle up!" You scrambled for his seatbelt, clicking it into the lock. His tires screech and engine roars as he speeds off down the street. You grip the sides of his leather seat, nails digging into the material.
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Afterward, you were exhausted and decided to stay with ironhide for the drive back to base. You were out within minutes of hitting the highway, laying your head against his passenger side window. His holoform was necessary for security reasons, so you'd swapped seats. While you slept, his gaze flitted to you occasionally, keeping watch over you.
You were pretty for a human and definitely a fire cracker when you wanted to be, but he kinda liked that about you. He also felt the urge to protect you from anything that may harm you. Sure, you were tough, but he couldn't help how he felt.
When he rolled over the speed bumps at the base gates, you stirred awake. He could tell you were still tense from the fight with how alert you became, so he tried to calm your nerves a bit. "Hey, we're on friendly grounds now. You're safe with me." You nodded, letting out a tired sigh and trying to relax into his seat.
Pulling into the hangar with the others, he parks next to Bumblebee. Sam and Mikaela step out stretching and yawning. Col. Lennox opened your door, stepping up on the running board. After a quick debriefing from him, he guided you to a small room with a bed for the night in a separate building. Other than the bed, the room was lightly furnished, most likely for the soldiers on base.
After the colonel left, thinking the days events over, you tried to get back to sleep, but something was stopping you. A knock on the door startled you out of your thoughts. Opening it, you were greeted with ironhide's holoform.
"May I come in?" You allow him inside, closing the door behind him. "What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to check on ya." He awkwardly rubs the back of his neck looking anywhere but at you. You give him a small smile, wrapping him in a hug. "Thank you, Ironhide." He wraps his arms around you, returning the hug. "Having any trouble sleeping?"
"Yeah, a bit." He nods, sitting down on the edge of the bed. "C'mere." You sit beside him, the bed creaking under your weight. His arm wraps around your shoulders, pulling you into his side. "You're safe here. Nothing can get to you, and I won't let anything either." You sigh, closing your eyes and resting your head against his chest. "If you want, I can stay till you fall asleep."
"I'd like that." He stands motioning for you to lay down. Once you're settled in, he slips under the blanket and pulls you against him. Eventually, your breathing slows, and he kisses the top of your head, slipping out of bed and de-materializing from the room.
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The next morning, you wake and feel the space next to you for his warm body, but he's no longer there. Sitting up, you whipe your eyes to clear your vision, looking around the sunshine lit room. You get dressed and head to the hangar, expecting to see all the bots parked inside or walking around. Instead, it's just Rachet, Jazz, Sam, and Mikaela with Col. Lennox and some other base staff.
"Where's Ironhide and Optimus?" Jazz kneels down to your level. "They went on morning patrol."
"When will they be back?"
"Probably in another hour." He notices your slight disappointed expression. "Why? You missing Ironhide or something?" His teasing makes you stutter. "I.. I don't know what you're talking about." He let's out a laugh. "Sure you don't."
The little exchange catches Sam's attention, and he walks over to talk to you. "What was that about?" There's a slight blush on your face that he doesn't notice, but Mikaela does. "Oooh, does somebody have a crush?"
"No, I don't!" Your blush darkened at her comment. "Gasp! Did something happen between you two last night?" Sam looks between you both confused. "Am I missing something?"
"I saw Ironhide's holoform outside her door last night, but I never heard him leave." Sam's eyes widen, and a big grin forms on his lips. "Wait did you two...?"
Your whole face turns red as a tomato at his insinuation. "What!? NO!!" He puts his hands up in surrender. "Ok, I believe you."
"So what did you do?" Mikaela is completely invested in your explanation at this point. "He just.. he stayed with me till I fell asleep."
"Aw, that's so sweet of him!" Bee butts into the conversation. "He's in love with you."
"No, he isn't, Bee! He was just being nice, is all." Just then, you hear the familiar rumble of truck engines and the hangar doors open. Jazz hopped off the shipping container he was sitting on to greet them. "Back so soon?"
"It's pretty quiet out right now."
"Indeed, there isn't much activity, nor do I expect any for a while." Ironhide kneels down in front of you. "Did you sleep well?" A bashful blush crosses your face. "Ye-yeah, thank you, Ironhide."
"Please just call me Hide." You shoot him a sweet smile, and he gives you a soft one of his own in return. He transforms again in front of you and pops open his passenger side door. His holoform fizzling into existence in the driver's seat. "There's not much going on right now, so I thought we could take a drive if you wanted?"
Bumblebee interrupted with slightly suggestive music. "Stop that Bumblebee. I'd love to, Hide." You step up I to his cab buckling up. He shuts the door behind you and takes off out the hangar. There's an awkward silence as he leaves the base driving out onto the open road. Eventually, he pipes up to ask you a question. "So what was that about?" You blush, looking away from him.
"They found out about last night." He quirks a brow. "What about it?" You clear your throat. "They thought that we... you know... "
"That we what?"
"You know... had xxx."
"Oh... ahem.. I can see why they would think that. I did stay for a while last night." He grips the wheel tighter, and his leg starts to bounce. You immediately notice his change in demeanor. A burst of courage overcomes you, and you lean over the center console, placing your hand on his jaw as he's trying to watch the road and giving him a peck on his cheek.
"What.. what was that for?" Bashfully, you smile at him. "That's a thank you for saving me yesterday and helping me sleep."
"No need to. It's what I signed up for when I landed on this planet."
"Well, I wanted to." He takes your hand in his, bringing it up to his lips and giving it a few pecks. When he slows and turns onto a forested dirt road, you look at him confused. He parks under a shade tree and turns in his seat to face you. "About what you said earlier. I wouldn't have been opposed to it if you'd asked." His grin has you beet red. "C'mere." He leans over the console just like you had and cups your face in his large hand, pulling you in for a kiss.
It's slow and relaxed, building gradually. You blindly unbuckle the seatbelt to get closer, tangling your fingers in his hair. He pulls away for a moment, his seat sliding back as far as possible and reclining. He pats his lap, beckoning you over.
You clamber over the console and straddle his lap, letting his hands land on your waist, pulling you against him, and your lips connect again.
Your hands snake around his shoulders as your tongue dances with his. He shivers when your nails lightly scratch his scalp. You can feel his fingertips brush the skin of your back as they slip under your shirt. The heat pooling in your abdomen drives your hips to grind down on him, the both of you letting out a pleasured sound.
He tugs your shirt up to slip it over your head with your assistance, eyes admiring the flesh that encompasses your body completely. To him, it's alien. He's so used to hard plates and tough cables that he can only stare at you. "What is it, Hide?"
"I.. I apologize it's just that I'm so used to what my kind looks like that I didn't even consider what you would look like without that clothing on."
You blush red again. "Oh, I guess I am different in that sense. I.. hadn't thought about that."
"Do you want to go any further with this?"
"Yes, I'd love to."
"Good."
He leaned up to your ear, whispering something in cybertronian that you had no chance of understanding. Nonetheless, it sent a shiver down your spine. His lips brushed your neck, making you sigh and close your eyes as his hands roamed your body. He let out a purring sound that definitely wasn't human as he kissed your soft skin. Another roll of your hips made him groan.
You unhooked your bra, tossing it with your shirt. Pressing your chest against his, you let your hands wander, feeling the muscles ripple under your fingertips as you trailed them down south. He sucks in a breath when you touch the tent in his pants. You can feel that he's a good size.
You're looking him in the eyes as you touch him, letting him see your expressions change. He notices slight shock and then something he can't figure out. Your eyes dilate half lidded, and you grin darkly up at him. You slip back into the passenger seat, pushing down your pants and underwear. "Take off your shirt."
He obliges, and as soon as it's off, you're back in his lap. Again, he has to admire your body now completely naked atop him. You, too, admire his torso and the v down to the prize you so badly craved now. Giving him a quick kiss, you undo his pants gently, pulling him out of the slit in his underwear.
Looking down at his member swollen and twitching, you lick your lips. "It's gonna be a tight fit, big guy. Think you can handle it?"
"Is that a challenge?"
"No more like a warning for what's about to happen."
"I think I'll be fine."
Knowing better, you decide to keep this round gentle unless you decide otherwise. "Ok, let's get started then, cowboy." You give him a devilish grin before sitting fully on his lap. His member sliding between your folds. He lets out a hiss at the contact, letting you slowly rock your hips. Your arousal lubricating him.
You close your eyes, letting out a soft moan. Leaning down with your hands on his chest, you place gentle pecks down his neck, all the while still rocking your hips. His hands grip your love handles, trying to anchor himself as you pleasure him.
A sudden buck of his hips makes his tip barely pierce through your entrance. You yelp in surprise, breaking through the fog of pleasure in his processor for a moment. He looks down to where he's pressed into you, then back up to gauge your expression. "Why did you stop?"
"That startled me is all." His brows furrow and expiramentaly he pulls down on your hips. His tip pierces you, and your jaw falls slack at the intense feeling. He hisses and curses in cybertronian as he pushes you down on him, further splitting you open. It's a tad painful, but it's a good pain.
You can feel that you're not quite to the hilt yet, so you relax your muscles as much as possible to let him slide inside. He helps with another buck of his hips, finally hitting inside you. You lay against him with your arms round his neck, taking a small break and letting yourself get used to him.
Your insides are incredibly warm and soft around him with your muscles gently massaging his length as you lay against him. He grips your rear, pulling out of you just a bit before thrusting back in. It sends a bolt of pleasure up your spine and a soft sound tumbles from your lips. He does it again with another response from you.
Without even waiting for you to sit up, he starts to move more. Pulling out further before plunging back in. The sounds escaping your throat spur him on.
Meanwhile, you're enjoying this just as much as he is. His grunts and groans of pleasure make your core spasm around him. Pressing your lips to his, you passionately kiss him moaning into his mouth as his thrusts hit harder. You can feel the coil in your abdomen twisting as your muscles grip him tight.
He can feel your insides trying to pull him impossibly closer. He can feel something inside him building threatening to pop at any moment.
Your cries of his name make something switch inside him. Roughly, he grips your hips as he pounds up into you. He lets out a possessive growl as he holds you closer.
You can feel yourself on the edge just a bit further, and your coil will snap. His teeth in the junction of your neck as he growls again tips you over. Your core grips him hard, trying to pull his release from him. You tense in his arms as he sits up, tilting you back in his lap. One hand on your hip, the other on your shoulder pushing you down as hard as possible on him as he finally releases inside you.
He snorts with exertion as he tries to stuff himself inside you as deep as possible. Your eyes roll back as the hot ropes of blue fluid flood your womb. You could only describe the feeling as pure ecstasy.
After a minute, you felt his lips against your neck again as he gently kissed you. You let out a long content moan as you relaxed in his embrace. His member slowly slipped free from you, making you both hiss at the overstimulation. The moment was all too short, but you knew he had more work at base, so you got dressed after cleaning up, and he started on the drive back.
"That felt amazing, y/n. Thank you for letting me experience that with you."
Placing a peck on his dashboard, you let out a yawn. "Did I make you tired?" "A bit. I may take a nap when we get back."
"I'd say it's much deserved after that workout."
You let out a snort in amusement.
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After he parked, you gingerly stepped down to the cement, a tad sore from your previous activity. Sam and Mikaela jogged over to greet you. She immediately noticed the marks on your flesh and started questioning you. "What happened to you?" She knew the answer, but she wanted you to say it. Sam, as usual, was kinda clueless. "I'm not gonna say it, Mikaela."
"What's happening?" She sighs in exasperation before whispering in his ear. His eyes widen, and he stutters in disbelief. "He was a tad rougher than I was expecting." You flick his window, giving him a playful glare.
"You know you enjoyed it, darling." Blushing red, you roll your eyes leaning against his door. Bumblebee walks over, also taking notice of your marked skin and pokes fun at you through his radio. Another yawn takes you back to your plan from earlier. "Ok guys, I'm going to take a nap. Come get me if you need me." As you walk away, you blow a kiss at the black Topkick who flashes his lights at you in return.
When you lay down in bed after changing and using the restroom, sleep comes to you quickly. You dose off peacefully.
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Bayverse drift, crosshairs, and Sideswipe
W cybertonian crush who calls them nicknames in other languages that they don't know? Like, Mein liebe (my love) , Mahal ko (my love, again), hermoso (Handsome), Liebling (Darling), beaue (Lovely)... Just any sweet nicknames in a language he doesn't know shit about??
Reader just loves telling the mech their feelings straight up, and the darling doesn't even know
What would his reaction be when he's informed of the translations?
Hellloooo, sorry for the wait! I hope this is what you were looking for and expecting. Request are still open if you like what your read or have a request. Enjoy :)
Pairings: Bayverse Drift x Reader, Crosshairs x Reader, Sideswipe x Reader
Warnings: Poorly translated languages(sorry in advance),
Drift - Mein Liebe(My Love) and Liebling(Darling) 
You spent most of your time on Earth in the German countryside, considering you arrived right after WWII. So in time you learned the language, and with the many different drivers you’ve had, you’ve experienced and heard many different things, but the sweet nicknames your long term German driver gave to their lovers just so happened to stick with you. 
“Mein Liebe!” 
After jumping out of the driver side door and into their lovers arms, the image was sweetly sickening, but how you longed for your turn. 
You remember when you received the message from Optimus about other autobots being out there. You were with the same driver, and boy had it been a long time. The children were crying in the back as your radio transmitted the message. 
“Warum ist Ihr Radio durcheinander? Dieses Stück Schrottauto!!”
Their hand coming to smack down on your dashboard, what the fuck. In that moment you transformed, throwing the two adults out and holding the small children. Your feet stuck to the concrete of the highway, and their words hit hard, you were no piece of junk. You sat the children down, giving them a hard look before transforming and leaving. 
You may no longer be in Germany anymore, but you still spoke like it. A thick accent when speaking and along with the occasional German words, but with the group Prime had configured, everyone was different. Especially this one bot, Drift. He also had somewhat of an accent, and was all about tranquility and whatnot, kinda the opposite of you. You remember the first time you called him Liebling. 
He and Hound were getting into it, something about a flower in the wind, loyalty and fear, some haiku. When Hound threatened to drop a grenade down his throat over it, Drift pulled his swords and started on about threats when your servos grabbed at his shoulder plating, pulling him towards you. 
“Liebling, cool it yah! He can’t comprehend such great poems.” 
Optimus then started on about something. Drift dropped all arguments and just looked towards you, a smile coming from you and you both just looked back to Optimus. 
The second time just happened was when you were both battling in london. He was in the blast radius of a con attack, being thrown back and you witnessed it. Running over to help him, your processor not being able to pick between german and english curse words before you made it in earshot of him.
“Mein Liebe! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Where does it hurt?” 
Your servos move him around as he groans. He was too dazed to fully recognize what was going on, He had only picked up on Meine Liebe, that was new. A foot soldier that had been with you since the battle laughed a little. Your optics moved to look at him, a concerned look. 
“‘My love’, what are you two in a relationship?” 
This must have been what shook Drift from his daze. My love, you have been calling him My love, he felt honored. 
“Well, It was easier to say when he didn’t know what it meant, soldier” 
Your optics moved back to look at Drift. He was smiling at you, his body seemed to relax.
“I'm honored to know you call me that, My love.” 
Now it was your turn to smile at him, He finally knew your feelings.
Crosshairs -  Mahal ko(My Love) 
Crosshairs was no shy bot, so when you showed up. He felt the urge to question you, make sure you weren't a ‘backstabbing con’. Which with the circumstance of your arrival it made sense. You had taken your time with showing up, but once he saw you transform, and the nice placement of the autobot symbol on your chassis, he knew you were somewhat okay. He found you interesting, the way you didn’t speak like the rest, the way you were just something else, it was kinda fascinating to him. You were fascinating to him, and that nickname you gave him, it sounded special, far too special for him. He didn’t do research, opting to just let you tell him when you're ready, and boy did it happen. 
Minding your business, he makes some sort of gun, when it all blows up in his face. With an upset noise he turns around. Waving his servos around like it was nothing.  
“It's okay Mahal ko, you’ll get it next time.” 
The words of encouragement just weren't enough to get him to go at it again, instead his optics landed on you and in an instance, he had some questions. 
“What does that even mean? You say it often, but not to anyone else. You calling me a name or something, cause if so i’ll,” 
He cut himself off, you were simply just smiling at him and he was threatening you. You optics closed, you trusted him far too much.
“You are just something else,” 
Your voice was so sweet, never weavering, never sounded bitter, he simply couldn’t get enough. 
“If you wanna know so badly, It means my love.” 
“My love, do you have some feelings for me or something?” 
You smiled, he was so clueless. He stared at you, optics steady scanning your face for lies, but there were none. 
“Nah, I don't believe you. What is this for you?”
“You're always asking what's in it for you.” 
“Because there’s gotta be something, ain't no way you aint getting something outta this.” 
“Nothing in this but you, your feelings.” 
He stops, he always says let's use words but this time he was out of them. Your feelings really took the words outta him.
Sideswipe  - Hermoso (Handsome) 
With the rise in autobots showing up after Primes message, bots from all around the world and universe were showing up. One of the bots from around the world was you, coming from South America. You’d traveled around the world, but there was something about Spanish that just sat right with you. It felt so normal, so when you developed feelings for the bot you were constantly paired up with, you just got used to calling him handsome. It just wasn’t in english. 
You two were cornered in a run down building, it was a two on four moment. You two were bumped back to back. You loaded your fusion cannon before speaking. 
“How are we doing this, Hermoso?” 
Your optics narrowed as you tried to pinpoint where they'd come from. Your servo lifting up your cannon. He laughed at your question, you could hear the smile in his voice. 
“However, we must.” 
He leaned his helm into the back of yours, almost to reassure you that the two of you will survive this. 
“Hey, I’ve got a question, just in case something happens.” 
You thought he’d ask how you wanted your sent off to be, and that's what filled your head before his question. You wanted him to be the one, the one to carry you, the one to remove your autobot symbol, the one to give your last words. You were taken out of your thoughts when he started talking, a light hearted tone.
“What’s Hermoso mean and why do you only call me that?” 
You felt him lift up his swords and turn his helm to look over his shoulder plating. You laughed, just like you would if he told you a funny joke about brother. 
“It means Handsome, and why only you, because you’re handsome, Harmoso.” 
You turned around to face him, a smile on your face as he turned around on his skates to look at you. 
“You clever bot.” 
A smile appearing on his face as well, you simply nodded and closed your optics.
“I like it, now I’ve gotta have one for you.” 
“Aww no need for that.” 
You started moving back, the silence from no cons was starting to get worrying. 
“Of course there is, you gave me a cute nickname, I gotta give you one back.” 
“I'm sorry, are you reciprocating my feelings right now?”
He shrugged at you, before skating off. He was reciprocating your feelings.
 
Hound -  Beaue(Lovely) 
Hound had his shotgun pointed at Crosshairs helm, all the autobots were on the ship, and Crosshairs was kinda bullying the humans.
“Come on, let's use words.” 
You reached around and placed your servo on the gun, pushing it down while whispering something to Hound. 
“Beaue, let's calm down now.” 
The group disperse, you and Hound, and the rest in pairs. You don't remember what you were looking for, but you just remember Hound clearing his throat. 
“Huh, What’d you say?” 
You tear your optics from whatever you're looking at to him. 
“I said, what does that name you keep saying mean? Is it someone you're looking for.” 
You laughed, placing your servos on your hips as you looked around. 
“I'm not laughing, I wanna know. If I can help or not.” 
“It’s not someone I'm looking for. It just means lovely. It's what I call the people I like.” 
You got closer to him, you thought about touching him, placing your servo on his shoulder or arm, but with such high tensions from surroundings you decided against it. So you decided you’d explain what like meant in this scenario. 
“Like, love, hints why its ‘my love’” 
“You like me? Hard to believe, when there's a war going on.” 
He turned around and continued to walk.
“Well war doesn’t stop love Hound.” 
You laughed, and continued to follow him. You could further explain when you guys weren’t on some enemy ship. 
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Bumblebee x Reader
Film: TF5 The Last Knight
(Old- unfinished)
. Reader is an autobot
“Wait wait let me get this straight…her and him are like a thing? Romantically?” Izabella asked looking between the two bots as they conversed in whatever conversation they were having from outside Cade’s trailer.
Cade chuckled while sitting back on his couch with a beer in his hand,.“I guess you could say that… hey between you and me, Bee’s had a school girl crush on Y/N for years.”
Izabella snickers, “Really?”
“Psh trust me it was obvious.”
“It’s sweet,” Izabella says looking back at the two through the window. “It’s nice that they lasted this long together.”
“It’s embarrassing that’s what, don’t let that face fool you, Y/N was dense as a rock, she’s an ass kicker I’ll tell you that though, nothing gets past her.”
“So she’s tough shit huh,” Izabella hums in admiration. “I bet she keeps your ass in check.”
“You have no idea, hey kid come on lemme show you something,” Cade says, taking a final sip of his beer and placing it on the table before getting up.
The two head outside when a slightly large spaceship comes down hovering above the junkyard. Cade groans realizing that it was Daytrader’s ship. “I hope your fat ass has something good this time cause I’m tired of your shit man.”
Daytrader put his servo in his chest plate, “Okay ouch words hurt Cade.”
Drift rolled his optics walking towards Daytrader pointing his sword at him, “Have you found our ship yet? Or are you still twisting on helms with your everlasting nonsense?”
“What the hell, I barely understand what’s coming out of your mouth,” Daytrader says, trying to avoid the tip of Drift's blade while dropping the stuff in his back in the process.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” you scoffed, crossing your arms as Daytrader made his way over to Cade.
His helm turned in your direction and a cheesy grin made way in his face, “Heyyy Y/N how’s it been? Still hanging with these guys, eh?”
“Do you have our ship?” You ask, narrowing your optics at the greasy mech not too far from you.
“Well not exactly but I did manage to find this.“
Daytrader dropped a head in front of Cade,
“Check out Starscream’s head, found it in Buffalo.”
You rolled your optics as you went forward to grab the head that Cade pushed off to the side, you picked the head up and examined it carefully.
It brought you back memories, memories not of war but of peace, where Starscream was not your enemy. But your friend. A friend that betrayed you in those beginning moments of the war.
“You alright N/N?” Hound asked.
Cade turned his head looking upwards at you, he could see the look on your face plate that showed your processing thoughts as you held Starscream's head in your servos. Cade never asked much about your past; he only learned things about you through observation and from the other autobots.
But he knew when you were stressed. He turned his head towards Daytrader who was just now at this point arguing with Drift and Hound.
“Check it out, new voice box for Bee,” Daytrader said, snapping you out of your locked gaze.
“It’s gonna work this time?” Cade asks, grabbing it from him.
“Oh yeah, that will do the trick,” Daytrader nods.
“Hear that Bee you’re gonna talk!”
Bumblebee began to play ‘You couldn't touch this’ through his radio and began to dance. You looked at him and couldn’t help but laugh. Bumblebee outstretched his servo to you, giving him a skeptical look. You took it and he spun you around and left you slightly startled.
You glanced down at Izabella coming around the corner, you greeted her with a nod of your helm acknowledging her presence. She smiled at you and walked towards you, you placed your servo down letting her climb on before lifting her up and placing her on your shoulder.
“What’s wrong?” You asked the human girl.
Pointing at Starscream's head, “Isn’t that the decepticon from the battle of Chicago?”
You hum, “Yes he was, he was an old friend of mine before the war.”
“Really?”
You nod, “Unfortunately, Megatron’s influence was quite strong; it won over Starscream’s in an instant… at least he’s with the Allspark now…”
“Aye don’t fret too much hun, I’m sure Starscream is looking up at ya,” Crosshairs said.
“Up?” Izabella questioned.
“Don’t worry about it too much sweetheart you’ll hurt yourself,” Crosshairs replied with a chuckle.
“Don’t listen to him,” you rolled your optics. “He’s a pain in the aft.”
“Aww, come on, without me who’d you stick with?”
“Bumblebee for starters.” You motioned towards your dancing partner.
Crosshairs rolled his optics and laughed, “The yellow bugger ain’t nothing special.
You gave him a questionable look before, “He helped me survive. That’s special enough for me.”
Bumblebee beeped at you walking up to you. He played a romantic you couldn’t understand but it made you smile at him.
Izabella smiled in awe. “How’d you guys end up together?”
Bumblebee played a string of audios through the radio, “Many times, she understood when Cybertron almost engulfed Earth.”
You nodded while placing Starscream's head on the ground. “In my defense, I didn’t understand the first couple of times he was trying to tell me.”
“Because of his voice box?” Izabella questioned.
“No, I didn’t understand the context of his confessions.”
Bumblebee whirled away from you in disbelief. He held his servo over his chest while shaking his helm. You chuckled, “I apologize Bee, but it was difficult.”
Izabella started to laugh loudly watching Bumblebee trying to explain his actions to you. Cade came from around the back and chuckled, “Bee after all that, you got love buddy that’s all that matters. You can be happy knowing nobody’s ever gonna call Crosshairs special the way Y/N just did for you.”
“Aye!”
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