#tf2 facts

[cooltf2facts]

Scout has a headache. He’s been laying on the cold laundry room floor to try and relieve it. He refuses to go to Medic, though, because he’s worried Medic might end up giving him brain surgery.

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 facts

[uwuowotf2waslife]

What does your husbando/waifu/nonbinary barbie-crotched S/O says about you?

TW: slight teasing,but oh well...., also nsfw themes and swearing ( sowwy)

TEAM FARTRESS 2

Scooter/weanie man: complete morosexual or the unhuman need to take care of Boston inhabitants with room temperature EQ ( en englais: you have the mommy/daddy/parent kink and you want to show that boi all the love he deserves)

Soldier: you are a human carpet ( sub) or so Dom my sibling in Christ I am terrified. You think his bravery/randomness is endearing or you got roped in by every tumblr/wattpad headcanon potraying him as the ultimate beefcake ( cant argue with you, mofo built like a brickhouse on steroids without the roids.)

Pybro: A. you are a nonbinary peep and any nb representation makes your ovaries/balls/reproductive parts COMBUst with excitment. B. intense latex/leather kink with slight burn/wax play on main. I am both afraid and faschinated by your ability to flesh out on a person we barely know the most basics of their personaility, Godspeed you allmighty bAstERD <3

eNGIe: cowboy appreciator, daddy seeker and parental figure creamer connesuer, you fell in love with the ( here ) so much you actively search and look out for the gruff, wrench handling and guitar-playing texas man of your dreams. No matter your gender or sexuality engie hits that hotspot only the daddiest of daddies hit !

Heavy: rare breed of bear enjoyer, probs an older sibling that wants to make the older sibling ( tired, unhydrated and slighty (( extremely)) in need of therapy) pair. Probably not a huge shipper since you view HeavyMedic as more of a platonic pairing, or you are of the rarest Medicx Reader x Heavy poly sandwich. Please dont hug him too tight, hell hug tired and make your eyes pop like a cheap pop eyed toy.

Demo: contrary to popular belief, you are not a bbc enjoyer/seeker, Demoman isnt just a sextoy to you. He is just the only level headed person you see in a team of morons ( for u) or manchildren with murder tendencies and well, JUST LOOK AT HIM, HE IS BUILT WITH ABBS LIKE A WASHBOARD AND LOVES HIS MOM, HE IS NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL. HE IS SOULMATE/LOVE TILL DEATH ( WONT DO YOU PART, HE KNOWS MAGIK TO RECITATE YOU) , PLEASE I SALUTE YOU YOU GLORIOUS TAVISH ENJOYER!

Medic: WE GET IT HE IS HANDSOME AND SOUNDS EITHER LIKE A CHICKEN WITH A TOP TIER DANTE DEMON OR HOT GERMAN GILF! Please dont canoodle him so hard, youll throw out his back or break his hip. Also very questionable kinks ( i see you blood kinksters). You unironically are the I cAn MakE HiM So MUch WorSE squad and you scare me.

Sniper: yes he is the ratman ofyour dreams and yes he is also really pretty, but please stop treating him like a man who aint also a hired killer. Yes he wont even think to correct his Macas orders, but he will and can make you swoon so hard you look redder than Pyros suit, mans gots that outdoors, unshowered , rugged swagg and he is rocking it harder than the fricking 80s <3 <3

Spah: yesh you have a french kink, yes you want him to whisper in your ear soft french while he btters your bagguet, probably into dilfs or gilfs in the distance because none is a dilf /suave/sensual enough for you. ( perfume isnt a shower, go to shower now, mon petit coucou

RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE ( or the bimbofied RE4)

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu: a cis male/ a sapphic soul/trans,enby vagabond who respectfully wants to drown while motorboating he absolute units of bazoongas. Perhaps slight size kink and perhaps a person who doesnt mind a good blood slurped by their F! S/O if their tumm had the ramblies. Please dont go overboard, or youll enter the unholy assemblange of vore/stuffing kink irl

Donna Bienevento: creepypasta kid, you unironically got spooked first time you read Jeff the Killer. Probably into some questionable types of literature, hardcore horror enjoyer who also has a sanrio addiction. You have tried some kinds of handcraftmanship and might even have some hobbies that involve handiwork. I applaud you, but please dont give the basement FEOTus monster your choccy milk, itll have the zoomies and knock of angies card-castle.

Salvatore Moreau: the epitome of I can fix him! peeps, probably slight hurt/comfort enjoyer. You saw how dirty all the other treat him and you crave to make fish man happy. Both feet in monsterfuckening domain, unironically want to do the dirty while he is at monster form. Maybe you saw the Shape of Water and your brain did the thingy, but oh well, please continue on and make the lord of the reservoir the happiest fish in the sea!

Karl Heisenberg : you slimy, daddy kinked bAsterds, cant we have one game with a slight rat man with a good VA without yall flocking to him like lycans to his factory for french toast scraps??? slight bdsm enjoyer, or person who wants metal rat man happy and softened out like a soviet made breadcutter blade after a top tier professional restoration. Either way, please handle with care he may cry if you hug him the good way

The duke: an absolute chad who may or may not want to drown all your sorrows to a large, beautiful, suave man hug ( or man-thing, you never know.) You seriously deserve the world, because you be pumping fics faster than a heated political debate on Reddit. Also probably a slight hand kink, we all show those monsters at the Shadow of Rose DLC.

#tf2 fanfiction #tf2 headcanons #re8 headcanons #tw sex mention #tw bullies #tf2 fandom #tf2 facts #re8 facts #re8 shitpost #re8 lords #tf2 x reader #re8 x reader #lady alcina #donna beneviento #karl #salvatore moreau #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout

[tf2hatepage]

Fun Fact!!! Playing Team Fortress 2 all day makes you addicted to masturbation.

#team fortress scout #team fortress 2 facts #tf2 facts #tf2 #scout #bit

[nebulousmedic]

Yes I'm doing these. No you can't stop me

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 spy #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #engiespy #scout #soldier #demoman #spy #pyro #engineer #heavy #my art #(tag the others however you want- except spyscout please dont) #the fact that only Sniper and Medic are missing and Id be able to tag as all mercs/everyone.... AUGHHHHH

[peachdalooza]

a small n silly trivia i want to share of the new tf2 seal!

#happy summer update! #sorry for ooc heavy folks this was meant to be my loadout #and i was just excited to share this fact #myart #tf2 #team fortress 2 #artists on tumblr #heavy tf2 #heavy weapons guy #engineer tf2 #comic

[homkamiro]

The winter is coming

#the fact that canonically sniper can knit omg??? OMG?????? #scout would've said that this skill is pretty damn embarrassing #but he's just so flustered from sniper actually caring and making something for him #spending time on this #spending resources #it just... feels nixe #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet

[frootertooter]

late night TF2 doodles bc oh yowzers I got carried away and doodled a bunch today

#ignore the fact that it's almost 6... #frootertooter art #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 archimedes #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 miss pauling

[averageludwig]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure ,,,, omg hi guys would you pls unlock this fnny cage pretty pls plsplspls

#team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 #averiart #fanart #havent drawn him in a a few days haha lol #i am so insane #art #oh they wear nothing under there ? thats such a great fun cool fact man I will be surely thinking about it #alot

[foalfangs]

mwah

(+ shaded version under cut bc IDK i kinda dont like it)

#fun fact i sketched this over a month ago but didnt finish it till yesterday #tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #heavy tf2 #medic tf2 #ibis paint x

[triptych-of-voids]

new fursona just dropped

bonus bee engie

#got the idea from creedei hi if you see this #engie as a bull is so fun i love him lots #some of you also probably think im joking but i will in fact be tagging this as #fursona #:] #furry #tf2 #doodles #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier

[cooltf2facts]

Affirmations.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 facts #affirmations

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Broke: Medic laughing is my op blorbo laughing

Woke: Demos laughter is the true embodiments of tomfoolery

Ultra woke for the elite : If my mans/womans/baguette don't laugh like Spy ultra snort machine we ain't boning

#tf2 fandom #tf2 imagines #tf2 facts

[dimeadozencows]

This came to me in an early morning queer haze

Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this. #to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and #and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you #are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck #i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it #when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me #thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️ #edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born #so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood

[tealmussel]

Reunion.

Because while I do love headcannoning these two as absolute sweethearts, I don't think Scout's mom would be happy with Spy dropping a sex bomb on her, then bouncing. Pose inspired by stills from Famous Love Affairs, 1961 (just thought the name kind of fits lol)

#I do hope Spy left for 'it's for your own safety' reasons #rather than just being a coward. #also #I'm kinda upset about the fact we don't know much about Scout's ma #tf2 #my art #team fortress 2 #tealmussel #tf2 scouts ma #tf2 scouts mom #scouts ma #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 fanart

[friendlyengie]

This is a massive rare pair to the point I named it but could I please request the cesium ship? (ms pauling/pyro :)) I personally think they both have massive amounts of nb lesbian swag but if you dont want to dw :) it's a little rare pair I'm way to obsessed with dhbdbssbdnsjs

this request put me through the quickest pipeline of “I’m neutral about this ship” to “oh my god. They’re in love” possible. I think it gave me whiplash. Get you a strange offputting butch who will hack up corpses and get matching hatchets with you.

#tf2 #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 pyro #Pyro/pauling #seriously this ask has had me and my friend going insane over butch pyro and femme4butch pyro/Pauling since I started drawing this #I’m choosing to purposefully ignore the fact that Pauling unironically treats pyro like a child in canon for obvious reasons. #but I normally ignored that in the first place so <3 #my art!! #asks #missfire

[homkamiro]

Answering some questions regarding TF2 × MLP AU!!! This crossover absolutely rotted my brain and I can't.stop thinking about it

#ALSO FUN FACT hey did you know that i made demoman a zebra because. they are from farasi right #and in farasi live kelpies. you know. creatures from SCOTLAND mythology #i thought it was so smart i was giggling a day straight #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #my little pony #mlp #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #tf2 mlp au #I don't wanna tag every fucking character in here hold on #tf2 mercs #tf2 administrator #tf2 merasmus #that's enough