POV: Medic & Scout talking about SniperSpy (suggestive)
Medic: Don’t speak of him like that. He’s practically your dad’s boyfriend.
*watering house plant with a spray bottle*
Scout: What’re you talkin’ about?! They hate each other! They fight all the time!
Medic: Very passionate fights. It has all the signs of a classic love/hate relationship.
From the sparks of that conflict rise the flames of desire, flames that ignite in an uncontrollable frenzy of lust, passion and ecstasy!!!
…
*sprays himself in the face with spray bottle*
I’m sorry where was I?
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quote from @kritzkrieg-kiss
finally got around to more of this (tf2)shit lol
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Redraw of a simpsons scene
Soldier's the type of guy to get his arms stuck in two vending machines. Raccoon type behavior.
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You go on a date with Merasmus, but he hasn’t courted anyone since the 14th century so he falls back on what he knows.
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Heavy: *Nervous* Doktor, there’s something I need to ask you-
Medic: Finally! you’re proposing!
Heavy: How did you know?
Medic: You dropped the ring five times during this dinner.
Medic: I even picked it up once
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(Suggestive)
Heavy: *picks up glass of water and takes a sip*
Medic: Now then, what do you wish to do first?
Perhaps dinner? A bath?…
or me?
Heavy: *spits out water* !!!
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*Game night*
You: Name a country beginning with ‘V’!
Spy: Venezuela!
Scout: I said Vinland. Vinland!
You: Huh?
You & Spy: Vinland??
Spy: OH, MY DAYS! SCOUT, DON’T CHAT TO ME. YOU SAID WHAT? VINLAND?? YOU ARE ON SOME JOKING!
Scout: They said ‘F’, Spy!
Spy, turning to you: What’d you say?
You: ‘V’…
Scout, confidently: Venus!
You & Spy:
Based on: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCMbPB18Ux4
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Miss Pauling: Do you think it's possible that maybe your Medic might suffer from some kind of head problem?
Heavy: I don't know about "Suffers." He seems to really enjoy it.
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