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#tf2 incorrect quotes
paninicupcakke · 2 days
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POV: Medic & Scout talking about SniperSpy (suggestive)
Medic: Don’t speak of him like that. He’s practically your dad’s boyfriend.
*watering house plant with a spray bottle*
Scout: What’re you talkin’ about?! They hate each other! They fight all the time!
Medic: Very passionate fights. It has all the signs of a classic love/hate relationship.
From the sparks of that conflict rise the flames of desire, flames that ignite in an uncontrollable frenzy of lust, passion and ecstasy!!!
*sprays himself in the face with spray bottle*
I’m sorry where was I?
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booblydoobly · 11 days
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Screenshot from Pootis Goes Missing 💖
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tf2shit · 3 months
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quote from @kritzkrieg-kiss
finally got around to more of this (tf2)shit lol
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iaminsideyourwalls · 10 months
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Redraw of a simpsons scene
Soldier's the type of guy to get his arms stuck in two vending machines. Raccoon type behavior.
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jamisonwritestf2trash · 8 months
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This might just be them.
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You go on a date with Merasmus, but he hasn’t courted anyone since the 14th century so he falls back on what he knows.
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emilythedog661-tf2 · 24 days
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Here is a comic
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Based on This Post 😋
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tf2-incorrect-quotes · 6 months
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Heavy: *Nervous* Doktor, there’s something I need to ask you-
Medic: Finally! you’re proposing!
Heavy: How did you know?
Medic: You dropped the ring five times during this dinner.
Medic: I even picked it up once
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captain-pheonix · 8 months
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liquidyinsect · 2 months
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Hello @tf2incorrectquotes
Idk how to crop stuff
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paninicupcakke · 14 days
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(Suggestive)
Heavy: *picks up glass of water and takes a sip*
Medic: Now then, what do you wish to do first?
Perhaps dinner? A bath?…
or me?
Heavy: *spits out water* !!!
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booblydoobly · 6 days
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Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date 💖
This amazing show is made by @quazies
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rabbittf2x · 1 year
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*Game night*
You: Name a country beginning with ‘V’!
Spy: Venezuela!
Scout: I said Vinland. Vinland!
You: Huh?
You & Spy: Vinland??
Spy: OH, MY DAYS! SCOUT, DON’T CHAT TO ME. YOU SAID WHAT? VINLAND?? YOU ARE ON SOME JOKING!
Scout: They said ‘F’, Spy!
Spy, turning to you: What’d you say?
You: ‘V’…
Scout, confidently: Venus!
You & Spy:
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Based on: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCMbPB18Ux4
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Conversation
Miss Pauling: Do you think it's possible that maybe your Medic might suffer from some kind of head problem?
Heavy: I don't know about "Suffers." He seems to really enjoy it.
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jamisonwritestf2trash · 6 months
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TF2 Incorrect Quoutes because I'm to tired to keep working on my drafts 😭
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Their relationship in a nutshell.
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