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transscoutmybeloved · 39 minutes ago
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RED sniper: hey scout, i found ur dem-
BLU scout: wasup baby?
RED sniper: i found ur demo, he's sticky jumping without your permission again. d'ya want me to punish him?
BLU scout: nooooo dont do that, he's had enough.
RED soldier: WHY IS THAT MAGGOT ON THE SAME LINE AS RED??
(source: rtfd sonic adventure 2)
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dorenarox · 3 hours ago
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Sometimes I'm thinking whether or not I am having fun in a match is decided entirely by whether or not I am being a Huntsman Sniper.
And if not then why the FUCK-
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Eh, nothing really stood out about Sniper either. He's aight, I guess
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wingfinger · 9 hours ago
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he makes me happy
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scootymcfruity · 11 hours ago
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I love both sniper and scout, but the KIND of love is different
evertime I see fanart of scout I start sobbing
evertime I see fanart of sniper I start foaming at the mouth
a very important distinction
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cooltf2facts · 12 hours ago
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Sniper once paid $110 for a custom drawing of himself kissing Betty Boop, but he’s never given an explanation as to why.
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tf2-but-incorrect · 18 hours ago
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*Sniper & Spy physically fighting each other*
Engineer: This isn’t what I meant by “express your feelings”!
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heelhozier · 19 hours ago
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I won’t hide it anymore I think that venom is pretty sexy
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tf2-but-incorrect · 23 hours ago
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Heavy:  The world is a complicated place, Sniper.
Sniper: Whenever it seems that way I take a nap and wait for dinner.
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tf2-but-incorrect · a day ago
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Sniper: I bought you this flower because it reminds me of you.
Spy: Oh, thank you very much..
Sniper: It’s cheap, and fake, like you
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suja-janee · a day ago
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“Think, Herr Sniper, think! I defied modern medicine to bring you back!!”
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scootymcfruity · a day ago
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bitches really be like 'yeah I kin sniper' what you should really be kinning is taking a goddamn shower
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jellysnaildraws · a day ago
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can you tell I love the support classes 😤
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how on earth did people reach the conclusion that Sniper is like, 26 or 27? I always see people talk about how hes so young. And while hes one of the youngest mercs on the team, hes not that young.
That would make him the same age as scout, or make scout, 27 in 1972, older than sniper.
New Zealand sank 40 years ago, 1972 - 40 years is 1932. 10 Years later, snipers an baby, so he was born around 1941/1942
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That would place him around 29-30
I know I’m not the greatest at math, but him being 26-27 just doesn’t add up.
He does still look a bit aged for someone hitting 30, but his bio literally says “ Half rugged outdoorsman, half alien observer, this taciturn strip of beef jerky has spent the better part of his life alone in the bush, slow baking under the Australian sun.”    Sun damage can be very aging, and is probably a big factor in how he looks a bit older. Though I’d say his appearance in the comics, especially the later comics, he looks pretty close to his age compared to his in game model.
But look me in the eyes and honestly tell me you believe this is a man who believes in sunscreen
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lemmylemons · a day ago
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I had to do it... I-I just- It had to be done...
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R.I.P Sniper...
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tf2-but-incorrect · a day ago
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Sniper: Your grin was at least an 8.3 on the international scale of creepy.
Medic: I was just flexing my face, Sniper. Gotta make sure my face muscles are ready in case I’m ever happy again.
Sniper: 9.4.
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okeymakeydude · a day ago
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What are they looking at...?
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