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[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're All from Over the Garden Wall

(Slightly paraphrased, so they'll make sense)

Arcee: "We need directions."

Smokescreen: "You don't need directions! Just follow that compass inside your heart."

Arcee: ...

Arcee: "No, I'm pretty sure we need directions."

Ratchet: "Miko, don't you want to be more like Jack? -- Just always doing what you're told?"

Jack: "Huh?"

Ratchet: "Just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?"

Jack: "Hey! What? I'm not a pushover!"

Ratchet: "Hold on, Jack. Let me get to my point."

Jack: "Fine."

Ratchet: "See, Miko? No willpower whatsoever. You need to be more like that."

Bulkhead: "What?! We can't STEAL from this guy!"

Wheeljack: "Why not? We already stole a human."

Bulkhead: "Humans can talk. Miko can do whatever she wants."

Miko: "I wanna steal!"

Bulkhead: "WHAT?!"

Smokescreen: "I'll think of my wish later."

Optimus: "No, no, not a wish. I'm not magic. I'll just do you a good turn."

Smokescreen: "Can you turn me into a tiger?"

Optimus: "I just said I'm not magic."

Smokescreen: "It doesn't have to be a magical tiger."

Miko: "It's GOT to be a real ghost!"

Jack: "But h-how can you be so certain?"

Miko: "Cause I really, really wanna see a ghost -- really bad."

Jack: "Oh."

Ratchet: "Ok, Jack. I'll admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you're not."

Jack: "Oh?"

Ratchet: "Deep down in your heart, you're a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?"

Jack: "Maybe never. Maybe I'll never give this up!"

Airachnid: *smacks Starscream with a broom* "No seekers aloud in my forest!"

Starscream: "No seeker aloud in your?-"

Airachnid: "It's a bad omen when a seeker enters through your door. It's bad luck."

Starscream: "Lady, seekers are good luck! We bring joy and happiness to the- AHH!"

Airachnid: *smacks him again* "Good luck, bad luck, I don't want any of it!"

Starscream: "Curse you, lady, curse you! You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

#Ratchet roasting the absolute scrap out of Jack for no good reason🥲 #Yes we do have Airachnid smacking Starscream with a broom because why not #transformers prime #tfp #tfp ratchet #tfp arcee #tfp optimus prime #tfp bulkhead #tfp miko #tfp jack #tfp airachnid #tfp starscream #tfp smokescreen #tfp incorrect quotes #tfp memes #over the garden wall #otgw

[keef-a-corn]

Optimus: Violence isn’t the answer.

Smokescreen: It’s the key.

Smokescreen: The Omega key.

Smokescreen: it’s been within me all along.

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[bluepandaninja5]

Nooooo! *scans the sky with his optics zooming* Please-please-please-please-please! *sees the ejected Bumblebee, floating back to Earth with a parachute* Ahhhh... *kneels on the ground* Ohhhhh... *holds his chest* Ohh, this kid's killing me... *lays down and cowers* Ughhhh...

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[dipsticktapedeck]

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[bolts-and-baebots]

Bumblebee: We're kinda missing something guys.

Smokescreen, smug: Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we're doing?

Wheeljack: And the bomb is not here.

Smokescreen: Oh, and that, yeah.

*they all slowly start laughing*

Knockout, annoyed: Who. The frag. Dropped. The bomb?!

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[tfp-enthusiast]

Incorrect quotes Feat. Y/n

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Knockout: Soooooo- Are we flirting right now?

Y/n: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Knockout: That's doesn't rreally answer my question.

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Arcee: I'm going to take you out.

Y/n: Great, it's a date then!

Arcee: I meant that as a threat.

Y/n: See you at five!

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Optimus: It's dark in here.

Y/n: Don't worry dude, i got this.

Y/n, stomps their feet: *sketchers light up*

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Y/n: What doesn't kill me better start running because now I'm pissed.

Silas: *Sweating*

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Y/n and Wheeljack: We have good news and bad news.

Optimus: Start with the good news.

Y/n, sweating nervously: We won't do it again.

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Bulkhead, bad at flirting: I really like your name.

Y/n equally bad at flirting: Thanks, got it for my birthday.

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[aestheticallyuncanny]

Starscream: Why do none of you listen to me!?

Knockout: Just because you're ugly, and have no friends, doesn't mean we feel SORRY enough to listen to you.

Soundwave: \😂/

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[sparklingpax]

Knockout: What kind of wave can't you hear?

Breakdown: Um. I...dunno?

Knockout, laughing already: ....a Soundwave!!

Breakdown: What?? No way, you can definitel--

Breakdown:

Breakdown: Ohhh...oh, wait...you meant...ha! Good one.

Soundwave, in the background: *facepalms slowly*

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[torrentadair]

Miko: Optimus, how I get revenge on people who have forsaken me?

Optimus: Letting go and living well.

Miko: .... Arcee, how do I-

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[novafire-is-thinking]

Starscream: Do I look like I care!!??

Knockout: Um, no.

Starscream, relieved: Ok good. I was worried there for a second.

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[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're all from Phineas and Ferb

(I feel like Buford has TFP Megatron vibes, so I decided to create this monstrosity. Enjoy)

Starscream: Did that guy just bribe you?

Megatron: He didn't bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.

Miko: Ah, yes, reading. That's what they did before they invented fun.

Ratchet: I heard that!

Starscream: Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want, and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. What? Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem. Genies. Genies are the problem.

Knockout: What do you do when you're angry?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: Ok...what about when you're sad?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: Happy?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: ...So, every feeling you have makes you want to do math?

Shockwave: I do not know if it is so much cause and effect ... I do a lot of math. The feelings come and go.

Megatron: Why St3v3?

The Fandom: Because he looks like a St3v3.

Megatron: Well, can't argue with logic like that.

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[keef-a-corn]

Miko: “Gun to my head, I could never tell the difference between Brie and Camembert”

Bulkhead: “when would someone be threatening you to tell a difference between cheeses?.”

Miko: “France be crazy sometimes.”

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[ghostsquid666]

Transformers Prime incorrect quote #1

Megatron: You won't like me when im angry.

Ratchet: I don't like you ever.

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[dipsticktapedeck]

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[bolts-and-baebots]

Bulkhead: I did not know you could do that! Maybe we can actually like--

Ultra Magnus: Formulate a strategy?

Wheeljack: Actually have a plan?

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[tfp-enthusiast]

Again incorrect quotes

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Optimus: You have to apologize to Starscream.

Arcee: Fine, 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Breakdown: How's the sexiest person here~?

Knockout: I don't know, how are they~?

Breakdown, flustered: I-

Starscream, across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Knockout: Breakdown, I'm sad.

Breakdown, holding his arms out: It's gonna be okay.

*Meanwhile*

Arcee: I'm sad.

Cliffjumper, nodding: Mood.

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Shockwave, gently taps table:

Starscream, taps back:

Knockout: What are they doing?

Soundwave: Morse code.

Shockwave, aggressively taps table:

Starscream, slamming his servo onto the table : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Arcee: Could you at least try to see it from my perspective?

Smokescreen, crouches:

Ratchet, kneels:

Optimus, sits down:

Arcee: ...

Arcee: I hate all of you.

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Optimus: War and conflicts are the crucibles in which we evolve.

Optimus, looks at Smokescreen who just stole Arcees leftovers and left them in Bulkheads room:

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