#tfw you hijack your own softpost to shit on food

[actual-corpse]

Ahaha...

When you go through the effort of digging out all of the red and purple Skittles. Or when you give up good candy. Or when you take candy that you don't really like but will still eat.

Not because you're a simp (or whatever) but because 🥰😍 and you're not really that picky, you just like sweets.

#and those fucking Lofthouse cookies #you know the ones #they're all puffy and dry and gross #but they got that inch thick layer of icing on top #arrested for softposting on main #fuck loftohouse cookies #and also... while I'm here #fuck peanut m&ms #gross #and watermelon #and sweet potato? abhorrent #tfw you hijack your own softpost to shit on food