Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-
Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.
Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-
Iceman: Cholesterol test.
Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?
Iceman: Looked at.
Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.
Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.
Maverick: That-
Maverick: ...
Maverick: What?
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So uuuhhh *hands this over* here you go, enjoy
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Made our wonderful shitposter @opossumking69 christmas gift
Made Hyde for this Hyde simp and...
a magnet for him to stare at while working on the shitposts :>
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Look at this silly fella(he has committed several war crimes💞)
Shit post I cooked up cuz why not?
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