#tgt is so fucking horrible man

[mayday-jd]

it's here....

I am watching all the trolls movie in one sitting while taking a break between each one to really process the colorful trip I'm about to go on

so obviously the first question I'd ask myself would be was trolls (2016) good?? and the answer is yeah it's pretty fun but not that it's fantastic more like smth I'd put on if I got bored and wanted to watch a silly movie with songs and bright fucking characters

so I'd give it a 7/10 maybe

now onto some notes and silly remarks shall we?

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• the movie starts with a scrapbooking montage/flashback where it's basically explains that bergens eat trolls to feel happy because they're miserable creatures that don't sing, dance or hug

and when the flashback actually starts we literally see gristle (who has NEVER eaten a troll) FUCKING SMILE LIKE??

"daddy omg it's trollstice I'm so excited!! 🥹"

tell me this boy is not buzzing with fucking joy rn look me dead in the eyes and tell me that

and yeah ik that what's said in the intro probably isn't all meant literally cuz when poppy and branch arrive to bergen town all the ppl there start singing clint eastwood by gorillaz (which was fucking hilarious LMAO)

• bridget and gristle are SO FUCKING ADORABLE LIKE LOOK AT THEM

they don't know they're destined to fall in love but bridget's sure as hell already in love with gristle lol

they're honestly so sweet and happy tgt I wish they explode I hate them sm (they're everything to me)

I can't believe they pulled a cinderella and I didn't hate it the entire time cuz ngl bridget is that girl she just doesn't know it

speaking of bridget....

• I love gristle duh he's so dumb and adorable and stupid and a literal man child but in an endearing way that somehow works

but bridget?? she truly means everything to me

she's just so miserable and sad in this movie it's awful to see so ty poppy for helping my girl out cuz goddamn was she in a horrible place yeesh...

I also could not get a ss of her with poppy but the besties??? the sisters?? the girls ever?? yeah they're like all that matters to me like that scene where bridget is set to ruin her life so poppy and the other trolls can escape cuz she showed her what true happiness was?? did not tear up at all 😎

• since I'm talking about bergens rn might as well say that I think the chef was a pretty damn good villain in this move

her motivations are clear, she has a consistent shitty personality and I don't find her that goofy or anything when she's carrying out her plan she's believable as an antagonist

her wanting to steal the throne and become queen kinda does make sense since she was banned from the town and developing a hatred/resentment for the same ppl that threw you away makes sense

and by "ppl" I mean the king aka the one on the throne so yeah she now wants to be queen and kill gristle lol

and since I'm talking about antagonists here let me talk about the biggest SNAKE in the room

ON THE NEXT POST 😁‼️

#who would've thought this would happen #not me that's for sure #tell 2016 me that I'd be rambling on about trolls and he would've called you crazy #no but really that gorillaz's bit was hilarious #gristle and bridget are so goals i wish them the best #AND THEY GET MARRIED IN TROLLS 3 LIKE THEY FUCKING SHOULD #I also now get the rollerblading reference #I can see the “you're my sister” seeds getting planted in this movie for the third one #when poppy and bridget said ily to eachother RAHHH #WAILING. #also the chef ate #haha get it....

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

SEBASTIAN, kirei, gilgamesh, the darkling, alina, zoya, genya, nikolai, rhysand, feyre. this will keep you busy i am sorry. but i had to add the last two for the suffering

I already did Sebastian!

Fate Characters

Kirei:

I love him! No notes. I’ve said this before but watching Zero with no context was really funny because he’s introduced in a fairly low key way but it’s immediately like “WHAT is wrong with this man?” simply because of the (english dub and original) voice actor choices.

Frankly he’s got to be the main highlight of the series for me. He’s this very fun combination of fun!horrible, gross, and miserable. I love the wildly different bullshit he gets up to depending on the Stay Night route. I do wish he was slightly more present sometimes but Heavens Feel III was really awesome about giving him some very fun scenes.

I do wish we got some more Emiya Gohan style fluff content featuring him? Or something focusing on the post Zero, pre Stay Night days. But that doesn’t have much to do with the story proper lol.

My main main critique of Stay Night is lack of focus on his relationship with Rin, though that ties into my general “Stay Night should be about Rin” complaint tbh! But yeah we never see her react at all to his various villain reveals? Like in UBW he kidnaps her, or in Stay Night (Saber route) he fucking stabs her. She generally seems really unfazed by any of it! If she expected him to be that evil all along, I want to see more of why! If she didn’t, then I’d like his reveal to have any impact?

Gilgamesh:

Gilgamesh is SO interesting! His lore is a little harder for me to follow because the majority seems to be in FGO and/or Strange Fake and I have less familiarity with either. (I still do not understand how the fuck FGO works)

But just the differences between Archer and Caster Gilgamesh are so wild. And also simply from a craft perspective, I don’t often see a character who’s allowed to run such a wild gamut between unambiguous villain and protagonist. So just seeing that big of a range is very cool.

Grishaverse Characters

The Darkling:

I love him so much. He’s so fucking awful and petty and stupid. I’m forever pissed off that the fandom does NOT appreciate him for the mess that he is, and instead see him as this boring woobie who’s never done anything wrong in his life. The sheer wasted potential in terms of fandom content is so sad because he’s so popular! But no one’s actually bothering to engage with the character.

In terms of “wasted potential” and “done dirty by the creator” I just think that KoS was. uh. garbage. I actually liked his RoW shenanigans a lot. But choosing to bring him back via bee goddess was stupid, sorry. Also I think there was a lot of wasted potential in TGT wrt how one note his role was. LB “killed him off” at the end of each book and then at the start of the next one he’s always like “nvm I’m back! and more insane!” which on one level is iconic af. But also I think she could’ve done more interesting things with him.

Also I’ve said this before I think but I would’ve loved to see more focus on what he actually does once he’s briefly in power. He *is* ruling the country for the first time, after wanting to for who knows how many centuries. I would’ve loved to see what he even attempted to do, if anything. And if he did literally nothing and only focused on hunting down Alina? Then that itself would’ve been a fairly powerful point to focus on, because it highlights how all his noble talk of bettering the country and saving people is utter bullshit.

Alina:

I love her! She deserved so much better! It’s really frustrating how KoS completely sidelined her and then brought back the Darkling to undercut her arc and all her sacrifices.

On the one hand, I kind of respect the sentiment of like “let her rest.” But hardcore not for this series when the R&R feels like it’s forcibly shoving her back in the kitchen and admonishing her for ever wanting anything else :/

Idk the misogyny inherent to Alina’s storyline just makes me really sad for her!

Zoya:

I love her a lot but she’s just so unevenly written rip. Also like I don’t really appreciate the retconned race swapping for brownie points. I understand and respect LB wanting to make the series more diverse but the way this was done leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

I feel like KoS just pivoted her character into such a completely different direction and then turned around and insisted that actually she’s always been like that lol. Making her Alina 2.0 Girlboss Version just did not work for me, I already really liked Zoya for Zoya.

Genya:

Genya had the single most interesting in S&B but then I feel like she got hardcore sidelined as the story progressed. She just never was as dynamic after that, and I feel like that was LB struggling to balance too many plot threads. I just wish she had more going on and more to do as the story progressed.

Also it really creeps me out how people in the fandom talk about her. Particularly Darkling stans. But ugh.

Nikolai:

Love him! Hate his duology!

He’s a character that, while always delightful to read about, is also most interesting to me conceptually. I just wish LB had done more with him.

Especially with KoS, like I was really disappointed with the utter lack of engagement with post monster trauma.

ACOTAR Characters:

Rhysand:

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Rhysand pisses me off so bad because he had SO MUCH potential. He’s so fucking interesting in ACOTAR. And then literally everything in ACOMAF onwards happens.

Feyre:

Idk did she even really have a personality? Especially as the series progresses she’s just reduced to a caricature that knows nothing but judging other people and being horny for Rhysand.

Send me a character and I’ll do a bingo board for them!

#character bingo #ask games #I might add more acotar thoughts later but I was losing steam at that point lol #fate series #grishaverse #acotar #all the bendy punctuations #I ramble sometimes

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] I HAVE TO BE FRFRFR WITH U IT TAKES JUST AS MUCH PRACTISE. AS WRITING I THINK. altho with my current experience in Writing thats not walls of texts of Ramble and Self Indulgence i be thinking writers wud have it harder esp vocabulary.... like man how u words how do u get the pacing right YOU DID GOT IT SO RIGHT HAVE U ANY IDEA REREADING UR TWO SILLY FICS + VIOLENCE FIC STILL GETS ME IN TEARS or i am just that of a sucker to specific emotions in general SKDFJHSDKJFH LIKE IDKKKKK like holy facken shit it took u a decade and my first attempt at just Writing even 500 words it felt like forever...... turns out intense eyeballing on chunks of words in great fics do not work like i do to improve in art nods nods [takes notes] yes that is my only way of even Understanding how art works LMAO

"words of someone who would KILL to be able to accomplish this tone and such in So Many Fewer Words but who does Not Know How To Do That so ten hundred billion words it is" HAHRGKADFKSDJH I WONT STOP UUUU ALTHO ITS A BIG BEEG STRETCH I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YEW WITH MY LITTOL ANON HANDS SHIELD U WITH MY COOL ANON SHADES....... in these cases u shud not stop someone from burnout by blocking da way u shud JOIN THEM AND PUSH ON TOGETER AND DAS A MOTTO

NO BUT THAT SILLY GENUINELY MAKES ME A LIL SILLY A LIL UEUEUEUEUEUE i didnt expect that extra comment like srsly cus like UHUHUHUHU IM GLAD U THINK THAT WAY and i honestly think its either a natural response to me or not cus me with my own circle of close friends we'd always support each other in ways it's on equal respect depending on what need to be treated like yknow?? altho by default we're all nice to the other its always a main thing not to let another person's slip ups slide, bad moments carry them away or get our egos inflate so hard so that sort of morals we had tgt kinda ingrained on me to treat any other person like dat like its normal... im nawt gonna lie to u i used to be Way more insensitive and impulsive before and our exchanges coulda been wildly different if it werent for my own besties and it helps me gather!! more besties out of my safe space!!! LIKE YEAHGHHHHAHHHH KDSJFHSDKJH AND IT GOT ME TO U!! AND I WANNA BE GENUINELY NICE AND SUPPORTIVE TO U WHEN I CAN EVEN BEHIND THESE LIL ANON SHADES!!!!!!!!!!! cus its always been. a normal human thing 2 do. like yknow. and i am not gonna keep contradicting myself when dats something id want to influence on my stories and silly lil brainrots too anyways i also got a lil silly but idc ilysm <333333333333333 AND U DESERVE ALL DA KINDNESS FROM ME AND ALL UR BESTIES TOO :muscle_arm: x2743573495 cus i am sending this ask thru pc sob

vocabulary 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 my bestest friend my worstest enemy im so srs it is Everything to me and also i cannot stand it. horrible. awful. beautiful. perfect.

YOU CANT JSUT TELL ME YOU RTEREAD THEM ILL FUKINGCCG EXPLODE OH MY GODFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i need to write violence fic part 2 and maybe even a part 3 where its not the same little world and the violence is scaramouche himself hunting dottore down ohhhhh that'd be so lovely but also i dont think im good enough or creative enough with gore to do that thought justice im gonna be SO fr. YOU CANT JUST SAY THEY GET YOU IN TEARS I WILL FUKCVINFG EXPLOFDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dies. dies. dies. anyways. i will never forget being like 11 or 12 years old and roleplaying warriors cats on my kindle <- genuinely my introduction to writing for fun outside of just school stuff. i wrote for YEARS and then i all but stopped writing for Also Years to the point where i genuinely thought i just. couldnt do it anymore. gone. i barely managed anything no matter what i tried and i got sooo frustrated and also just didnt really enjoy it? but thats bc my mental health was fucking horrific and the better i started doing the more i started really writing who would've thought LMAO no bc like 2?? years ago ??????? id basically given up !!!!!!! and then there were a couple tiny fics and then photosynthesis and i was like oh. i Can still write and i Do still have so much fun with it. and now i am unstoppable amen

writing is weird bc reading fics CAN help but i think reading books helps better? and its this constant state of like. ive heard with art that tracing genuinely helps, ofc you cant claim it for your own or anything but there's that sort of muscle memory and learned proportions and the practice of doing the same thing over and over again i think is a good thing? i think ??????? and in writing you rly cant copy anyone word for word and get anything out of it, it doesnt teach you anything it doesnt get you any further there's no sort of muscle memory connected with it. but what ive done a lot is looked at writing i rly loved and been like. okay so if i wanted to do this how would i accomplish it? i cant guess other writers thought processes but i can figure out how id reach a similar end goal ig ?? and in my own writing if im failing to accomplish what i want its a matter of ok, what DO i want, what if i change pov, what if i change the setting, what if i change the circumstance, etc etc which i think you could probably do the same thing in art if smth felt off or wasnt looking right ?? maybe ??? idk at this point my writing is a massive patchwork quilt of countless other authors and fic writers and a surprising amount of my own experience and ive noticed a lot of repeating elements in my own writing whether fics or original content and i dont really know How i got here but here i am. and ON TOP OF THAT actually seeing fanart ALSO helps my writing because ill see an expression or design or setting or anything that i really love and immediately start thinking of how to describe it in words yknow ???

im literally rambling so much today this is so fucking awful. awful day for the pinkseas community or at least pinkseas herself god help me

JOIN THEM AND PUSH ON TOGETHER............ UR LITTLE ANON SHADES............................. crying shaking sobbing bawling ily so fucking bad :((((((((((((( /pos we r pushign forward Togehter...

my rly close friends and i are the same way its SO so so lovely, having that constant respect and support and helping each other grow and learn its soooo. dsfmgndfmgfd. and trust me i also used to be a lot more insensitive and impulsive than i am now but ive learned sm and my own friends have helped sm and !!!!! we are soooooooo handshake emoji rn 10 million handshakes for us

UR SENDING IT ON PC AND IM ANSWERING ON PC </33333333 no bc organizing my thoughts on my phone is the worst ever but on my pc i dont have a bunch of heart emojis to spam at my fingertips its so sad....... sometimes when i rly wanna include them ill save as a draft and just put the emojis in and post it on my phone LMAO

#parasocial bestie tag #I WAS GONNA DELETE LIKE HALF OF THIS AND THEN REMEMBNERED WHAT U SAID ABT DELETING STUFF #and like this isnt rly writing thoughts or ideas or anything so idk if it coutns but #i am Strong i will Not delete my silly rambling i will simply press on

[acaiasahi]

cw: rant, death n bad friends :(

my bff of like my entire childhood, who is conveniently my cousin, is such a fucking dick. we were bffs n all of a sudden she got a gf that she met online fgs, ditched me to be w her n only msged me when she had problems w her or js problems in general. never to ask abt me or talk to me, even after A WHOLE CHILDHOOD OF FRIENDSHIP 😐 then she got broken up w her gf n all of a sudden she wants to be bffs again.

she literally ditched me, then came back to me to fill the hole her gf caused and guess fuckin what. they got back tgt. and then all of a sudden we're back to "let's leave jaydi alone n pretend they were never in ur life mwahhaha" 🙁 how fucking shitty do u gotta be bro... and the crazy thing is, i literally communicated these feelings to her n she fr said she'd do better.

i literally asked if she wanted to see svt w me n that it was ok if she didn't want to bc ik she doesn't like kpop as much as me but she still said yes and literally the DAY BEFORE THE CONCERT... she said she had work n flaked so i took my mom instead n ngl she was a way better concert buddy <3 anyways, i asked if she wanted to go to another concert, the kehlani show in oakland and she said yes... guess what she did. she fucking sold her ticket, that I BOUGHT, online without even telling me. if i hadn't found out, i would've been seated alone, driven alone, etc. how fucking shitty do u have to be to even do smth like that. she was even like "yes!!! sorry for svt but we'll def see lani, promise!!! <333" bffr.

and when i got fired from my job, it was literal radio silence on her end bc she was too busy w her goofy ass gf to even utter a word to me. and then when i had to give my dog away, she literally answered ONE phone call where i was bawling n she ended it quick bc her gf called like wtf bro. and then when my uncle died, i literally shut down. didn't talk to anyone besides my family and some coworkers if it was needed n all of a sudden, when i'm sad n grieving n not msging back, i'm the bad guy :/ i literally sent a msg to my bffs apologizing for being so distant n "a bad friend" despite me mourning the loss of a loved one. and the fuckin funny thing is, she didn't even fucking respond. what a bitch man.

i shouldn't have apologized in the first place. she was the one who ditched me multiple times to be w this girl she met on the internet n as soon as i started pulling away, i'm the horrible friend who never has time, literally fuck off. ydk how much pain i went thru knowing my uncle, one of my father figures since i was a BABY had passed away n ur too busy w ur lil gf, who btw, is a literal bitch bc she broke up w u for the most selfish reasons n when i told u to not go back bc u deserve better, she basically told u to stop talking to me bc she was butthurt, ANYWAY, u didn't even think to msg me. ask me how i was. how i was coping. if i was ok bc he fucking died during the holidays. THE FIRST HOLIDAYS W/O HIM AND U COULDN'T EVEN BE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED U MOST. EVEN WHEN U WERE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING BUT INSTEAD, I WAS THE BIGGER PERSON WHO DID IT.

i'm so fuckin sick of this shit n i'm honestly glad she's not in my life anymore. does it hurt? yeah, but only bc she was in my daily routine. she's showed time n time again that she's a bad friend but i still stayed bc i knew she was going thru a hard time but as soon as i'm going thru an extremely tough time, she bails. right now, i can't forgive u or wish u the best but i just hope this comes as a lesson that ur actions of consequences. be better.

#[ 🎲 ] rants.

[nonbinary-androids]

#lee rambles on and on #magisterium #tgt #someday i'm going to burn my copy of tgt live on camera and it's going to be the single greatest act of self love in my life #this is kinda hyperbolic bc if call was real he would be goin through it after the series was over but like. #at the end of tgt he's living great with a gf and his bff back while alastair is forced to live as a physical manifestation of THE single #source of all his trauma forever (and will eventually live to see his son aka his one friend die) and aaron is stuck in the body of the #insane man who murdered him with only call tamara and rufus knowing the truth (not even gwenda and jasper!! literally all of alex's- #-old friends still think he's alex but with amnesia!!!) and is probably going to have to deal with the suspicion for the rest of his life #tgt is so fucking horrible man

[chaoticallysapphic]

just the start chapter one

summary: It’s such a sweet beginning and such a horrible end. Before you die for someone, you have to love them with your very being. You have to see just how much this world needs them despite their doubts and you have to be happy up until the very end. If not for you then for them.

a/n: I give to thee part one of the just a scratch prequel. This is a series that I will most likely very slowly update because tgt has my full attention and this is all I have for it so far. Please tell me your thoughts on it and as always thank you @medeliadracon​

word count: 3k

Your kids are going to be the death of you. It was meant to be an easy, minimum stress day where you handed the kids a test you’d been helping them study for over two weeks. Afterward, it was a lesson on the creation of the Earth Kingdom and its early history,  but ten-year-olds never like to make things easy on you. You caught three of your students trying to cheat off of one another and two forgot to bring pencils to school. Someone tried to feign illness to get out of it, which led three others to try their luck as well.  

Another one of your students decided to continuously interrupt what was meant to be a painless fifteen-minute lesson into a thirty-minute lesson that had everyone groaning in their seats towards the ends. You did not get paid enough for this.

You may have been a bit harsh by assigning them more homework than normal and it would come back to bite you in the ass when it came time to grade them. The problem is that if you yell at them or call them assholes you’ll lose your job so instead you decide to punish them with more work and you finally leave the classroom with a tense demeanor and a need to see your favorite person. 

You usually don’t let work get to you like this, you're known as the sweet teacher that everyone adores so on the days when you snap or hand out extra work your students know they messed up big time. But last night you may have lost track of time as you read a new book you had purchased the day before. 

You couldn’t help how it sucked you in and locked you inside its pages until late into the evening, so you woke up late with the book lying flat against your chest and your head laid in a weird angle on the arm of your couch. You weren’t able to eat any breakfast as you ran to school with half of your shirt untucked and your hair messily pinned back.

It’s early evening now and you know she will most likely stay late at the office so you decide to bring her some of her favorite food from a fire nation food cart. By now the owner knows you by name and happily whips up the usual as you tighten your coat around you. Summer is slowly saying goodbye and in its wake autumn is bringing a chill as the sun goes down. Soon enough it’ll be the best kind of weather to cozy up inside with a mug of tea and a novel. 

You’re suddenly thankful for your outfit choice, a pair of dark brown loose slacks that button at your waist with a white long-sleeved blouse tucked into the waistband. You do regret the pair of burnt orange heels you paired with the outfit, school required women to wear them which you felt was incredibly wrong with being on your feet for the majority of the day. 

Usually, you’d pack a pair of flats to change into but this morning you forgot it along with your scarf. So as your feet ache you decide to strike up a conversation with one of your favorite people.

“How are you doing today?” Kaito, the food cart owner is a sweet old man who you’ve been coming to way before you met Lin. It’s only a block away from the school so when you first started working there you’d rush out during lunch to get something to eat in hopes that food would calm you down. 

“I’m doing okay, although I must say the local gossip has kept me entertained today,” he places the boxes of your food into a paper bag as you hand him the yuans for the meals. You quirk a brow with an amused smile and ask “and what is the gossip today?” 

“The Avatar has come to Republic City!” 

“Wow, are you sure about that?” You grab the bag of food from the cart and wait for his reply before leaving. 

“Well, my buddy told me, said he witnessed it himself and I believe him.” 

“I’m putting my trust in you Kaito. If that’s a lie I’ll be very sad,” you say teasingly before taking a step back to walk away. He calls after you, claiming he’d never lie and while you know he’s telling the truth you still decide to playfully stick your tongue out at him over your shoulder. “Have a nice night!”

Those around whom don’t know you, which is everyone except for Kaito, watch in bewilderment at the thirty-nine years old woman who acts like a child towards the elderly cart owner. 

That little encounter helped ease your nerves a bit as you walked towards the police station, cars zoomed past as the streetlights flickered on to illuminate the streets. Lin had been talking to you about needing a mode of transportation, she hated you walking everywhere for fear of getting mugged, but you enjoyed walking. It gave you time to look back on your day and think about what needs to be done before your head hits the pillow. 

Some overpriced car will slash that time in half and with it your moment of silence. That being said it would be nice on your feet and back. You jog up the long stone steps in front of the precinct, a few officers are filing out for the night, all of which have slowly pieced together who you are. 

They throw smiles your way as you hold the door open for them before walking inside. Ishi, the lady who runs the front desk smiles as she watches you walk past with the bag of food in hand. Everyone here likes you, which is no surprise, especially since anytime you visit Lin is left in a good mood for the rest of the day. 

Phones are ringing as you walk through the main office where desks are lined up, a couple of the detectives and rookies offer a hello in between flipping through pages of paperwork or dialing the phone. Without knocking, because at this point you know it’ll just result in Lin yelling, you open the door to her office. 

You find her hunched over her desk with her glasses resting at the tip of her nose. She’s got papers scattered across the desk with her chin resting in her hands. At the sound of the door opening, she glances up and lets out a sigh of relief at seeing you instead of some officer. 

“Thought I’d bring you an early dinner and hopefully rip you away from your work for at least a few minutes,” you say as you set the bag down on the desk. She pushes away from the desk and, taking off her glasses, collects the mess of papers to help prep the desk for the meal. 

“You know you didn’t have to do that, right?” She asks you this as she moves past you to put the stack of papers on the couch. You shrug and begin to pull out the containers of Komodo sausage and spicy fire noodles. “I wanted to, besides I know you probably skipped lunch.” 

At the site of the containers from Kaito’s Lin shakes her head with a smile. “You know, one of these days I’m going to make you eat something other than Kaito’s food.” 

“Hey!” You look up with a playful scowl, chopsticks in hand. “I eat my own food and that meal you made me.”  

She rolls her eyes and comes up to pull you into a brief kiss, you smile as her lips touch yours and lean closer to her. Any ounce of stress left from your workday vanishes just as it always does when it comes to Lin. 

“Fine,” she says, her lips gently brushing against yours, she’s smiling too. “I’m going to make you eat something other than our home-cooked meals and Kaito’s.” 

“Never,” you whisper before pecking her on the lips. You pull yourself away from her, truly you want to stay in her arms and kiss her until you're breathless but you know she needs to eat. Plus you don’t want this food to get cold. “Now c’mon, eat up and tell me about your day.” 

You hand Lin her chopsticks as you sit down on the leather chair opposite her desk, she rolls her desk chair to sit beside you and picks up her container of sausages and pours them over the noodles. With your legs crossed over one another your foot brushes against her leg as you do the same. This is a routine picked up long ago, just at the start of your relationship actually. 

Most days you’d come here for dinner or drag her out of the office to eat at your apartment. She was grateful for your care, to be honest at first she tried to push you away, to keep you at arm's length, but she couldn’t. Lin gave up within two days of knowing you and has ever since been enraptured by your mere presence. 

“It was…” Lin sighs, “the Avatar has come to town and destroyed public and private property along with interfering with Republic City Police business. I’ve been neck-deep in paperwork ever since Tenzin came to bail her out.” She stabs her chopsticks into her noodles with a scowl and swirls them around to gather a bunch of noodles around them. 

“I heard about her coming to town but I didn’t know she did all of that.” 

“Yeah, and she tried to tell me how to do my job!” Setting your container down you reach over to rub your hand up her arm in a soothing manner. You tend to let off steam by reading or spending time with others whilst Lin bottled it up and let it twist into something akin to resentment.

 Thankfully she recently started opening up to you and somehow she was surprised by the fact that you actually listened to her. “She’s some privileged teenager who knows nothing about this city or the law, and she tried to tell me how to do my job.” 

“Lin you have to think about what you were like as a teenager. What she did was wrong, but they tend to be a bit entitled at times. Once she finds out how much you really love this city she’ll take it back and respect you.” 

“Well, thankfully she won’t have to because Tenzin said he’d take her back to the South Pole.” 

You roll your eyes at the mention of Tenzin, not being able to help yourself. You are a nice person, really you are and you try not to let people get to you but fuck does that Airbender get on your nerves. When he found out Lin was dating someone, a woman on top of that, he freaked out and somehow tried to make it about him. 

When Lin said she happened to like men and women he stood with his mouth open in confusion. You know how hard that was for her to say. You were the second woman she had ever been with, the first some one-night stand she had met some years ago in a smoky bar. But you were the first woman she had ever dated and for her to finally admit it was a big step. You had stood there with her hand in yours as you tried to silently support her. 

He shut up when she said she loved you. She hadn’t told him until a month ago so your irritation was still warranted, but you knew it was probably time to get over it. It just upset you that he expected her to spend the rest of her days alone while he happily creates as many airbenders as he can with the woman he cheated on her with. Due to him, Lin still held back to some degree regarding your relationship, which you understood and didn’t hold it against her. But you did hold it against him.

“C’mon, I know you hate him and I definitely don’t like him but at least he’s getting rid of her.” Lin sets her container down to thread her fingers through yours. You nod and gently squeeze her hand twice, a little thing you came up with a month ago. She squeezes back twice and you smile, she smiles back. 

“You’re right, at least he’s doing one good thing.” Lin can’t help but laugh at that, she slowly lets go of your hand so you both can go back to eating. For a while, it’s comfortably silent as you both chow down. Lin didn’t realize how hungry she was until the delicious scent of Kaito’s cooking wafted through the air. 

You’ve been happily in a relationship for almost a year, with your anniversary just days away it makes Lin wonder what these kinds of days were like before you. She can’t seem to remember, all the memories of this office that she can conjure up involve you in some way. 

Lin already made sure to have time off for that day, she scheduled herself to leave early and has even been scoping out the best restaurants and jazz clubs in the area. She’s surprised herself with how much effort she’s putting into planning this. To be fair Lin Beifong never does something half-assed but even when she was with Tenzin their anniversaries were a bit simple, and she let him plan them. 

“By the way can you be ready by six on Saturday for me?” You bite your lip with furrowed brows as you try to think up what's happening Saturday. With your muddled brain, it takes a few seconds for you to remember your anniversary, which is surprising seeing as you wrote it down in your calendar two months into your relationship. You even found a present for her last month. 

“Hmm,” you tap your chin as you try to fight off a smile. “I don’t know, what’s Saturday?” You quirk a brow and Lin knows you’re teasing her by the look on your face. 

“You know what’s Saturday.” She stares you down with an exasperated expression and sets her empty container on the desk. Biting your lip you try to continue playing dumb “I don’t think I do, can you help jog my memory?” 

Your chair is close enough to hers that she can easily grab onto it and pull it until your knees are touching. In a swift motion that you could definitely never succeed at doing on your own, Lin grabs you by the hips and pulls you off your chair until you're straddling her lap. The last of your noodles go flying to the floor, not that either of you notices, as you let out a shriek of surprise. 

“What happened a year ago on Saturday?” 

“Y’know I think I rearranged my bookshelf that day, it was life-changing if I’m-” You begin to laugh as she scowls, “being honest.” 

“You’re impossible,” she huffs. You lean down to peck her lips, your free hand going to cradle her scarred cheek. She leans forward to kiss you back but you teasingly pull away and watch as she chases after your lips. 

“Hmm, did I go on a date with someone almost a year ago?” 

“Y’know what I am perfectly fine going back to being single.” Lies, she doesn’t know how she’d cope without you in her life. You’ve added color back into her world and reminded her what it feels like to be happy, to feel loved and secure. It terrifies her if she’s being honest. Everyone she’s ever loved has disappointed her, she doesn’t know what she’ll do if you end up leaving her too. 

“Okay, okay! Yes, I know what Saturday is.” You reach behind you to place your container on the desk, it falls onto its side due to the awkward angle but you’ll just clean it up later. Now with both hands-free, you gently cradle her face between them. Lin’s hands rest on the curve of your hips. “What kind of outfit should I wear? Something elegant or something you can easily take off?”

“Why not both?” She says with a smirk. Lin pulls you into another kiss, this one is slow and less innocent than the others. Her lips slant against yours as she pulls you closer by your hips. 

You kiss her back at the same, slow pace, neither of you pushes further than the kiss. For a few minutes, you both lazily kiss one another, you missed her. Yesterday was so hectic that all you could do was call her when you finally finished grading some papers. 

Reluctantly you pull away, you’re all for going further, but just not this second. You want to keep teasing her, you just can’t help it. Lin doesn’t hate your playful side, if anything she adores it which surprised quite a few people. You were this cheery woman with a bounce in your step who looked at Lin like she hung the moon. 

Grumpy, bitter Lin, or so she thought. In your eyes she was amazing, she had a dry sense of humor that caught many by surprise, and she was so incredibly gentle with you. Before you even started dating she let you hold her hand or pull her into a hug, even if she did grumble about it at first. 

She wouldn’t tell you then, but she secretly loved how you kept coming back despite her trying to pretend like she wasn’t totally head over heels for you. It made her feel desired and important.

“Now you’re just being greedy.” 

Lin shakes her head at your words, her eyes locking in with yours once more. “I can show you greedy.” 

You slowly move your hands from her cheeks to softly scratch her scalp, she lets out a relaxed sigh at your ministrations. You smile as you move them further back, her usual simple hairstyle is messed up in the process, but she doesn’t mind. It’s easy to fix. 

“I’d like to see that.” You know you’ve egged her on, challenged her, and she does not back down from a challenge. Perhaps you could help relieve some of her stress on the couch before dragging her out of the office for the night. 

The idea of teasing her and dragging this out flees from your mind as Lin pulls you into a heated kiss. You can’t help but think when she slips her tongue into your mouth, this woman will be the death of me.

#lin beifong #lin beifong x reader #lin beifong/reader #lin beifong fanfiction #fanifc #lok fanfic #legend of korra #lok #just the start #jts

[soft-ris]

I’m always down for a request!! Ion rly get much of those, so I’m happy to accept them anytime ^^ so hell yeah one touch starved couple coming right up 🥴 I’m so sorry this took so long btw, I was horribly busy with my assignments 😭 + I’m pretty touch starved too so we in this shit tgt bruh😭

PS. Thank you so much for reading them and I hope you always have a good time with mine and other’s ris posts╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ and pls sign here to join the Risotto religion-KSKSKKSKS

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Touch starved - Risotto x GN!Reader

Summary - Ris’s POV on how he’s desperate for ur touch uwu

Note - Gender neutral reader & fluff?

Warning - Kinda Not/SFW (mentions of sex)

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He hadn’t known when it started, or how it started, but what he did know was that he both adored and craved your touch.

With every gentle brush, every lingering caress, and every affectionate hold, Risotto couldn’t help but feel a sense of something akin to rapture, but at the same time, it felt as if it wasn’t enough.

He wanted more...he needed more.

It felt like no matter how much of skin-to-skin contact he got with you, it wasn’t enough to satiate his seemingly endless desires.

With each time you hug him so sweetly, Risotto longed for nothing more than to bask in your warmth. Not once did he want to let go, and instead, he wished to turn it into a long cuddling session with your limbs wrapped around each other, your hand carding through his hair, and his head tucked into the crook of your neck, where your scent is captured in every breath he draws.

The same applies to every gentle stroke you give to his cheek, and hand, and nape, and anywhere you could find. He so desperately desires to savour each and every single touch you give him to the point where it’s burnt permanently into his memories, and when that’s done, he craved to return all your loving caresses onto you. Showering you with all the gentleness he can muster in hopes to see you melt into his touch, just like how he melts into yours.

Even in public, when your hands aren’t connected, he feels an unease and a dull yearning. He wants to hold your hand regardless of the place and context. He wants to delight in the comforting way of how your palms fit together, and the sweetness of lacing his fingers with yours. He wants to pepper it with kisses when the urge arises. He wants to hide his smiles behind your hand when you do something adorable in his eyes. He wants to swing it goofily to get a giggle out of you — and all this is coming from a man who’s disdained towards PDA.

Don’t even get him started on when it comes to fucking and making love to you. Every inch of your naked skin against him as he drives himself in and out of your clenching heat, all the marks and scratches and bites and opened-mouth kisses and—

Risotto didn’t think this was how he’d be feeling, so starved and eager for your touch, but he’s more than fine with this because he knows you have it just as bad as he does.

#not/sfw

[tartagliaxx]

hello!! i cant seem to find our last interaction but to be fair it was a whileee ago 💔 ahah hi it’s me, the anon that dropped off the face of the earth 😔 firstly i wanted to clear up a few things! my life has been pretty yucky since we last talked so i went off tumblr for awhile,, got sick, got sucky grades back, changed subjects etc etc. i’m sorry i disappeared like that regardless! i tend to do the whole hibernate into my little wallow of sadness and come back out when i’m finished,,, (a bad habit i need to break) i hope we’re okay! i actually just got back on socials and was surprised to see you mention the band hcs ahah and remembered f u c k i disappeared. tldr: me being a ghost was definitely not your fault and just me tryna figure out my life lol!

idk why spacing is so weird on asks anyway, how’s everything going in your life? are you doing alright? since we last talked i did catch a few glimpses of? maybe you didn’t get childe? i should really catch up on ur blog 😀 if he didn’t come home i’m tying him up and roasting him like a piece of meat on a fire bc w t f man???? rude as fuck not to come home to ur wife 😡🔫🔫 if he d i d come home,, disregard everything i said ☺️ <3 he’s safe,,, for now...

so back to the matter at hand: band hcs. love, please!!! do not force urself to write these 😔 i know u said u got em queued up but i can’t help but feel guilty bc i was definitely meant to throw my two cents in there! *cue me scrambling for my notes* from what i can gather.... *squints at notes* i could see childe as main vocal/on the electric guitar maybe bc i think that’s kinda sexy of him (nothing to do with ed sheeran playing guitar...😳) kaeya i can see as sub vocal/bass guitar - i feel like he wouldn’t be the face of the band but very popular for the vibe he’s got going. benny on the drums because benny on the drums that’s my explanation aaaand old man zhongli on keyboard/sub vocal. that’s what i had ahah probably totally different to yours but tell me your thoughts - i look forward to seeing yours! (note: this was just a boy band of my favs 😔) i just saw another post u had about...something i can’t remember but i had thoughts abt it and will send them in a seperate ask!!

i’m sorry i can’t remember much of what we said last time aaa my memory is horrible but i do remember something abt us watching barbie movies tgt and u perhaps saying that’s cool 👀 heh um,, if we were to start, would you want to go in chronological order? 👀 alright! this is very long so i’ll wrap it up there, all my love~! 🦋💞xx (if i got the emojis in the wrong order...no i didn’t 😳🤚)

mAN ahahahhahahahah ok, first of all, i never meant for you to feel guilty over this or put you in the spot for that matter because trust me, i understand. i sometimes need to stay away to recharge and stuff. besides, no one is ever, ever required to keep talking to me after they sent an ask. it’s not your responsibility to socialize with me but i appreciate it regardless. i’m so sorry your life was not going very well but i just know that better days are coming :)) and yes, we’re definitely okay. i do hope that u didn’t feel forced to send this tho!

things have been great! i have been doing absolutely nothing in contrast to back then when i was doing absolutely everything. it’s like a recharge period for me. oh and im doing my graduation rites on may 8 so there’s that.

ok so,, i lost 50/50 w mona and i lost all hope that i’ll get childe but drama queen went brr and came home on my 16th pull after that. i’m still a little salty bc you dont do that to your wife yknow??? so you have my permission to put him in a stick and grill him over live fire 😍

🥺🥺 that’s sounds fun!! the hcs are already done. i had a huge brainrot yesterday and finished it in one sitting. very different from what you have but im starting to feel like yours had more sense to it asvdhskkcbsjka n e way, childe being your bad boy guitarist bf.... MAN i see it and i love it. i feel like kaeya would exude sm mysterious energy and he just catches attention on stage. mr. popular through and through. and like,, i hc kaeya has pretty hands and just,, imagining it on a bass, fingers stretching to reach the chords... ugh seggsy 😭 benny boy send tweet!! i love that.. i feel like he’s the type to always have tons of spares on him bc he keeps snapping his sticks bc he gets into it. i love the polarity tho bc off stage he’s the softest boy around 🤧 and lastly, big man zhong... hehehehe... yes.

i got your other ask and i’ll answer it separately so we can vibe better there. on another note,, yes please!! let’s watch the barbie cinematic universe chronologically together!! idk how we’ll do it though? discord maybe? if u have that u can send in your id through an ask and i’ll send the request privately. thanks for dropping by again, bub!

ps. i think you got the emojis right

#lei.answers #withlove.🦋💞

[highqueenofelfhame]

What are some of your book anti-reccomendations?(Books that it would be better to avoid reading lol)

vicious by LJ Shen. it was such hot fucking garbage and it’s supposed to be enemies to lovers but like there is deadass no fucking development on Vicious’ side. he stays a giant sack of shit the entire time. i kept reading because so many reviews praised the development and i love a good enemies to lovers but like he just fucking sucks man.

also this book called catherine house that i received an arc of, i loved the cover and the premise sounded promising but genuinely it was so weird and nothing made sense so i DNF’d it pretty early on at 16%.

birthday girl by penelope douglas. i heard so many great things about this and don’t get me wrong, it’s taboo af so if you’re into age gaps (like legit he’s twice her age, and he’s her ex boyfriends dad. YEAH.) then like ig give it a go, and age gaps are kinda whatever to me if everyone is a consenting adult but just the circumstances are weird. but it was so uncomfortable. i finished it just because i wanted to see what the resolution was but i just do not recommend. i think i gave it two stars.

the grisha trilogy. i can’t fuck with it, it’s awful, the plot sucks, the books are boring as hell. read six of crows. those are great. but tgt is just......... horrible.

that’s all i can rlly think of off the top of my head tbh. let me know if you guys have any anti-recommendations and why

[samtrapani]

1, 3, 9, 11, 13, 15 + Valerie and for Benny too!!!

OTP Ask Game

valerie & rusty

1.  What was their first impression of each other?

valerie thought rusty was an idiot (but charming-- something in that smile lmao) & rusty thought her tongue was so sharp it could’ve stabbed him right through the gut and he wouldn’t have minded for a minute

3.  Describe their relationship dynamic.

it’s difficult to put into words. like. they love each other but their personalities are both so volatile on different levels. rusty’s the cynical bastard who makes off-color jokes and ruins everything he touches. valerie’s the hot-headed menace who speaks her mind when and where she likes, everyone else be damned. when they have good times, they’re really really good and when they have bad times, it’s just horrible. they still act like they’re married though, which throws everyone else for a loop, but tbh i think they’re both codependent on each other in a way, so they can’t let go. they’re working on it though. 

9.  What made them realize they were in love?

mmm when rusty made one of his signature off-color jokes & valerie laughed so hard she thought she would cry. and rusty watching her and realizing that he’d probably loved her from the first moment he saw her, disgustingly cliche as that is

11. Do they get married? Who proposes and how?

they did get married! valerie brought it up & was quite um. simple about it. literally told rusty third time’s the charm, right? and he figured it could work, so he said yes. that + also there was the little. accident. that was their charming little girl, darlene :3 

13.  Who dies first? How does the other one react?

rusty. i mean, look at the man’s lifestyle habits. there’s no way he’s reaching past 60, even though i’m a nice person and my city now. valerie’s pretty cut up about it. i mean like, rusty wasn’t exactly a great husband but he was her best friend and well. you spend that long & have such a complicated relationship w someone, it hurts when they’re gone. she gets a bit quieter for a while after his death-- processing grief and all that. i like to think she keeps a bottle of his favorite somewhere in the house. for special occasions and especially when she misses him, which is. more than she’d like to admit

15.  Describe your favorite moment of that ship!

that absolute game of cat-and-mouse they play where rusty’s partner drops him off at valerie’s house instead of his apartment and she lets him try and find where she’s hidden the keys out front this time :3 they always end up sleeping tgt like a pair of clowns but honestly neither of them mind fdhsjkfadsk it’s all just. weird weird foreplay to them

benny & sam

1 + 15 answered here!

3.  Describe their relationship dynamic.

benny is a Menace who gets v v protective of sam around salieri + older members of the gang but absolutely loves to try and drag sam into as much shenanigans as possible while sam just. is v v tired of benny’s shit but he loves him too much to say so fhdsjakfdsfdsk 

9.  What made them realize they were in love?

it was kind of always there honestly... but they probably realize it in little pieces when they’re adults :) the back-of-hand touches and fleeting kisses in cars and bars and hotel rooms :) all that jazz :)

11.  Do they get married? Who proposes and how?

they don’t get married, surprisingly! but it’s just a matter of profession + choice. they know they love each other more than marriage can attest to. 

13.   Who dies first? How does the other one react?

in the au we pretend is canon? benny, surprisingly! in golden canon? benny, natural causes. or probably all that goddamn smoking x i’m not gonna elaborate more bc i love them too much to think of either of them well... yknow. not in golden canon :) but in the au canon? benny has to die bc ennio wants the morellos obliterated. sam probably does his best to let benny slip loose, but benny would stand and fight anyways. he loves sam but no one fucks with his family. and that’s what sends him to his death--- probably at tommy or ace’s hand

#thank you for sending this uwu #ace belongs to @/tommyangelos #hghghgh the lore the lore #queennymeria #answered #valerie x rusty #benny x sam

[hongism]

CALY I AM SCREAMING ABOUT THE NEW CHAPTER :OOOO WE FINALLY GOT THE BIG REVEAL ABOUT WOOYOUNG AGDJAGJDHAK love thinking about how seongsang have just been Scheming™️ behind everyone’s backs like yes you go besties 🥰🥰🥰 also yeosang still being an asshole to y/n even while heartbroken and devastated like that man truly hates y/n with a passion if he still found it in him to be Snarky like ooooo u wanna fight y/n so bad :3 my man just needs a drink or sth and since i just turned 18 i volunteer as tribute 😔🤚 wooyoung is truly the bestest boy for what he did for mingi in y/n’s “vision” and for saving y/n :(((((((((( that’s some big sexc brain energy of him to leave a blood trail for san to find :O but also super excited to see more y/n and yeosang convos since he did ask y/n to share about those dreams 👀👀 we stan some bonding moments 😔 watch them come out of those convos as besties and kick ass tgt 🥰🥰🥰 and aaaaa we’re finally going to dorado!!!!! also lieutenant of death making his big sexc appearance 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 if the situation wasn’t so horrible i would’ve been a lot more excited but now i’m just Scared™️ like whew it’s been a while since seonghwa kicked some ass 🥴🥴🥴 just wanna go ahead and say if moc seonghwa k words me it’s on ME and it’s not his fault ✨ and finally yeosang mentioned jisung giving them missions or sth???👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 that’s Sus As Fuck i do not trust him and idk what he’s planning but he better watch his back 🙂🔨 love the small jongho and y/n moment u sneaked in there they are truly an underrated relationship 😔😔😔 i hope you’re having a good day!!! 🥺💕 - 🦔

I AM HERE AT LAST 😶😶😶 AJFJGFDHJKJGKD OKAYOKAYOKAY big reveal about wooyoung? Down and Done 🤓 seongsang just sit around and scheme when they have nothing to do sounds like a very seongsang thing to do KSKFK go besties love that for them! and yeosang having the Peak amount of hatred to still be an asshole just oooooo yeosang u wanna fight so bad :3 homeboy does need several drinks and some Chill Pills he’s got too much anger in that lil body 😔 wooyoung is truly out here doing the absolute Most and as time goes on i think that sort of ‘weak’ and ‘useless’ image that he had in act 1 will peel back to show his true nature which! im excited for! and it’s all connected there’s a lot more connections that will come over time hehe :3 more yeosang y/n content, more interactions, more Scary Scary Lieutenant of Death Seonghwa which will be mega sexc mega sadistic and mega scary can’t lie 😶 jisung do be sus but he do be playing a big role in these upcoming chapters mans is gonna be coming in hot 😃 i had to sneak a lil jongho y/n moment in there it was Inevitable and Necessary :3

#🦔 anon #moc: spoilers #anon #asks

[maman-suho]

WHAT IF - Got7 members were cursed and became girls for one day

Version française

(Stupid) Plot : Once upon a time there was anti witch. One day she send them a letter saying “Because I wish you could understand what it is to be a woman before singing shi*** stuff like Girls Girls Girls, be prepared to turn into girls for one whole day. Good luck.”. And the day after, all got7 members were turned into girls. 

Note : When I say girl  I mean, physically. They’re still theirselves on the inside.

Words : 1140

While Mark had woken up without realizing it, Bambam instantly felt the difference

Immediately he touched his boobs 

but then realized he doesn’t really have some cause he’s still skinny as fuck

and as soon as he got up, he tried his clothes

just to realize they still fit him perfectly 

Because indeed, the difference wasn’t that big

Witch is not the case of Yugyeom... poor boy

He might have big breasts, his oversized sweaters made him feel like a flag

and turned him into a clumsy mess

this guy even tried to dance, but felt terrible because he doesn’t have a bra

and god knows it hurts

so he stopped

And when Bambam arrived (on high heels, of course, cause he’s sassy and bc shoe lifts are overrated when you’re a girl) they started to do shit tgt,

comparing theirselves and screaming w/ high pitched voices (help)

The noise had attracted evil Jinyoung

who wanted them to shut up

But he got instantly whistle at by Jackson.

“Nice ass!” he said by raising his eyebrows

Jinyoung smiled against his will because wang gae park gae for ever ykwim

Jackson would be a really sexy girl tbh

Like a curvy fit girl

and everybody would know that fact because

he would have shared it on ig

in a story, w/ a bikini and a wicked smiley,

tagged “too cool to be a woman guys! Am I hot?”

And everybody would agree, of course

Everybody except Yugyeom, 

because while Bambam started to polish his nails like he already did as a man 

the maknae started to feel pain in his lower abdomen

and soon came out of the bathroom panicked

because he peed blood

“You didn’t peed blood, you have your period” answered Mark, absolutely neutral

Jinyoung would have laugh so hard 

and then be (gently) hit by Yugyeom

“That’s not funny it hurts like hell!”

And when a web site (because they had to search on internet to be sure) mentioned he had to go to the convenience store to buy sanitary pads

Yugyeom blushed

So Jinyoung accepted to go w/ him

And Jackson too because it’s so funny to be a girl

“I got accosted three times on my way here, be careful guys, men are dogs.” said Mark before they leave

An awkward silent had then invaded the room before Bambam spoke.

“Hmm... Usually we’re men, do you remember?”

“Honestly, when I look at you I don’t see any difference.”

Awkwardness then vanished w/ laughs, they left 

But on their way to the store nothing happened even if they clearly understood why Mark had to face that situation

In fact Mark was really fabulous as a girl,

even dressed w/ oversized men clothes

When they arrived at the convenience store Jackson bet he was able to get the checkout boy phone number, and leave

to start flirting with him in an awkward provocative way

Meanwhile Yugyeom and Jinyoung had difficulties to decide on what type of pads they had to buy

Then Jinyoung saw a guy behind them,

he was clearly glaring at Yugyeom ass

so mode ‘mummy Jinyoung’ now activated, he yelled at him, with a terrifying expression

“Hey ! What are you looking at you little...”

And the guy, scared to the bones, left without a word

while Yugyeom couldn’t help but reddened

“Mark was right. I didn’t know men could be that horrible...” he concluded w/ a sigh before

Jackson came back, a phone number in his hand

“I got a number from a guy !” he exclaimed when they came back

“I guess he gave it to you because you intimidated him w/ your muscles...” said Bambam with a laugh

“It’s cool to have muscles, even when you’re a girl you know.”

But then the room became silent, every new comer paralyzed in amazement, 

their eyes stucked on Youngjae sat on the sofa

“Damn Youngjae” said Jackson while Yugyeom only breathed a “wow”

Indeed Youngjae was stunning, looking even more beaming as a girl than usual

His face fitting perfectly to be a girl, and a really cute one

“What?!” He abruptly asked, not girly anymore

“Nothing you’re just... wow!”

“Yeah.” said Bambam. “Hyung, honestly, I think I would have flirt w/ you if I was a boy” he stupidly laugh.

“I think you better called him ‘unnie’ now” laugh Mark while Yugyeom escaped to the bathrooms

After a while everything was calm again

Bambam had brought up the idea of sleeping with a man to check the difference

after Yugyeom expressed with his unbearable voice how it’s horrible to have periods.

They started to make a list on who’s the sexiest, the prettiest and the cutest member

then planned to go out to have a drink as girls

before Youngjae asked where’s JB

“He locked himself up in his room since the morning. He said he had work to do”

But everybody knew it was fake

Jaebum was just dealing with losing his virility, alone

like he couldn’t even go to the studio to do music cause his voice wasn’t okay

“I’ll stay there” he has asked when Jinyoung and Youngjae came to know if he was okay and if he wanted to go out with the band

“I have an idea to hurry up” suddenly said Mark “Bambam, just come here and disrespect the hermit!"

So after the fake maknae enjoyed being a little shit for a minute JB exited his room

“I knew he was hot! Bam you owe me 10!” exclaimed Mark.

And he was right, Jaebum was hot. Blasé, but hot.

“Okay I’m out” he said turning around to go back to his room

But Jackson stopped him, and soon they we’re all out, having a drink together

But they forgot they were girls

and they didn’t expected to not holding their drinks as good as before

so soon every of them was drunk

They started to approximately sing their songs to check if they have a better future as a girls band

And then the waiter accosted JB to say he was cute

So Jaebum died from shame, 

hiding himself in his sweater

and disappearing under the table

Bambam even took a picture

Then started the drunken debate ‘Is it cool to be a girl?”

Opposing the team “No it sucks” w/ JB, Yugyeom and Mark

against the “It’s soooo cool omg” including Jackson and Bambam

while Youngjae and Jinyoung stayed indifferent

because as Jackson said “of course it doesn’t change anything for you. You still have a peach booty and you a cute face...”

So on this wises words, the day ended 

And this is how got7 spent their day as girls.

#I wanted so much to do this shit #it's weird #I know but they are a fucking mess sometimes so they were perfect for this shit #sorry if you're #disturbed by all this #ha ha #It's not a fic but it's also not a classic imagine #got7 #got7 imagines #Imagine #Fanfic #Fic #Fics #Jinyoung #Got7 scenario #kpop imagines #park jinyoung #im jaebum #jaebum #bambam #yugyeom #mark tuan #jackson wang #choi youngjae #youngjae #what if

[ncyeonju-blog]

all 🤠

send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ ok   ➝ i take back what i said last night abt hydrating  ➝ not a horrible morning all thigns considered  ➝ sorry i called you a pervy fuckwit with useless biceps and rocks for brains 

send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ haven’t seen you in a while, , finally kicked the habit?

send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ i m o tw  ➝ i overslept juist stay rigjt@there!!

send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝  here s a haiku those are alwaus sex i  ➝ i am so dru nk  ➝ i did not think this thr u why   ➝  u are so cu te fcuk

send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ so abt visiting hours  ➝ whats the policy on conjugal visits  ➝ 🤠  ➝ jk u wish man 

send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ my car broke down so im waiting :) roadside  ➝ sober? : )  must be mercury in retrograde :)

send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

 ➝ i really hate this phone restriction thing  ➝ what are you -- thirteen?  ➝ nvm ur never around when i need u anyway 

send “#” for a RANDOM text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ how many pumpkin spice lattes till i graduate to being a basic 

send “@” for a SCARED text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ i cant come  ➝ my fucking uncle is freaking out   ➝ actually can you come here instead 

send “&” for a LOVING text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ o...  ➝ i didnt mean to ss that @ snap /: \: /: \: /:  ➝ just shut up!!!

send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ im pretty corssed so  ➝ tbh u can ignore htis  ➝ but kwe should run away tgt hahaha  ➝ can u imainge that!! 

send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ i got the day ofFFFFFFF   ➝ no hurling today for me!!!! :)

send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝  idk might fuck around and do some bath salts before i ask him out

send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

( SMS — won-der boy )

  ➝ idk how long we can do this for  ➝ you say 5 years like its a short time  ➝ chances are you or i will be dead in 2 lmao  ➝ maybe we should just cut our losses now

#ncwonil #i didnt include dates u guess... timelines hSUDGHSUDGH

[mysilentmemory]

This was when donghae was crying and when she asked him why, he turned to her and said "because you're so fucking ugly!" [SNL Korea] SUPER JUNIOR

Donghae's skit: He's working undercover to catch someone, he has to act as if he's in a couple with his partner Donghae: Sorry but I havea girlfriend, I dont think i can act as a couple Partner: Don't be an amateur, do actors that are dating not do romance movies?

Partner: Put ur face close DH: I CAN'T DO THAT Partner: We have to fool him! Donghae: Like this??

Donghae: captain?? I can't hear you!! Then donghae accidentally dropped his walkie talkie which would expose him as a detective So he pretended to be playing hide and seek with the girl

So donghae sat on his partner to pretend they were close and she tried to kiss him and THEN HIS REAL GIRLFRIEND SHOWED UP WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE KISSING

Donghae's gf Hajeong: What are you doing here?! You said you were working! Donghae: .... This girl ! How can you interrupt a man when he's working, I still have more to meet!

Then donghae dropped his handcuffs which would obviously expose him as a detective Donghae: ... what do i do now ;___; ....oh honey! It's time for handcuffs! What time is it? (And things got a bit crazy)

Turns out they were tailing the wrong person and everyone left Donghae: Hajeong-ah (girlfriends name) ;___;

3 minute boyfriend !!

Donghae:

Donghae, the emotional boyfriend: DH: this song's sad melody make's my heart cry Girl: why are you crying now? DH: Watching the leaves fall from the wind is so pitiful ;___; DH: CRYING Girl: What now? DH: I'M JUST SO HANDSOME

His girlfriend threw water on him Partner: Omg your chest, you should work with your chest from now on Donghae: ... 😅

Donghae: You're a horrible b**ch!!

This was when donghae was crying and when she asked him why, he turned to her and said "because you're so f**king ugly!"

he started crying and screaming again Girl: Why?? What is it now/ Why are you crying?! Donghae: You're just so fucking ugly !

LEETEUK:

First boyfriend is a bf that leads you Girl: Wow he really has leadership [they went to a house and Leeteuk started hosting 'Let's eat dinner tgt' and for some random buskers] Leeteuk: Hello, do you want to date me? Today we will eat tgt, watch a movie and then go to the park

HEECHUL:

Heechul the innocent boyfriend, bought her to his house, got them yoghurt to eat & was licking the lid really sensually but he didn't realise it was gross,then they played a game where the loser spells their name with their butt, then he was shaking the drink & IT LOOKED SO WRONG

They're parodying the Korean movie "The Housemaid" Leeteuk: What do we do if the owner of the house tries to get with us? SD: Men tend to like me too easily, what should I do? LEETEUK IS TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM BC OF HOW RICH HE IS(?) (i was too busy laughing i wasnt listening)

I CAN NEVER UNSEE LEETEUK ON TOP OF SHIND DONG YUP, IM BUYING EYES THAT DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THIS PLEASE HELP

Leeteuk: OMG this bastard was a man?! Shindong: /rips off leeteuk's wig/ OMG THIS BASTARD WAS A MAN Leeteuk: oops i've been caught Yesung: Boss, I'm your new housemaid SDY started kicking around their lower parts and knew they were ALL men HAHAHA

SHINDONG AND HYUKJAE AS DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP

news reporter: I heard you met SHINee's Minho, Melania? Melania Hyukjae: I did yes reporter: How was he? Hyukjae: He was great ofc but it would've been better if someone cool and really good at dancing had come out, someone like super junior's eunhyuk ?

you can watch the video here

CR:emzhaek

VIA:mysilentmemory

#SNL Korea #SUPER JUNIOR #SHINDONG #EUNHYUK #LEETEUK #DONGHAE #HEECHUL #YESUNG #MYSILENTMEMORY

[whatsahin]

27/1

Today is 27 January. One week after my attempted suicide on 22 January . I think it is a good time to reflect what happened. Two days or three days before (I cannot remember anymore haha), I had attempted to overdose once. I was out for dinner with XN when I saw it (pic of him and his ex being all lovely tgt). It hurt me. I am not exactly sure what happened but maybe it was more comforting to just pretend that we were both sad and affected by what happened (so that it feels like at least he likes me back). I was tired. I told XN it was okay to go back and leave me alone because I cannot bear her seeing me sad. So I drank by myself. I may have been thinking negatively for a while and yea I felt like I was ready to go. So I gathered all the panadols I could find, pop them all and ready to take it but smb called me . Anyway yea I stopped and called my parents and said sorry. I texted Kim and AA just because. So it was 22 January, maybe two days after my first overdosing attempt, I just went back from lunch with Aaron. I have agreed with K and JX that I should seek professional help. I went back home and told my sis I need help. Some where along the way, I got lost, mid convo and I thought to myself shit it seemed like everyone thinks I am not good at living (okay they all definitely dun mean like I am not good at living but not good at protecting myself but yea I was all suicidal). So I went to my room, trying to find more panadols, roughly 30 of them. I gave it one last try, I talked to pp. I didn’t help so 30 panadols down my stomach I shoved. I remember being chill as my brother in law drove me to nuh a&e. Today is 27 January. Exactly one week after my attempted suicide, I am on the way back to spend sometimes with my parents and sadly we are on a different flight (this trip is impromptu, it is hard to book). I had a mental breakdown before taking off. I was scared for reasons that I myself am not certain and aware of. It was just scary to board the plane alone. To be alone. Maybe it is the chemicals in my brain. Maybe like Doctor Chee (my psychiatrist when I was in the hospital) said the adrenaline from surviving a near death experience ( aka me trying to kill myself) is wearing off. I no longer feel nothing. I feel something now. The sadness is coming back Sometimes it must be a burden to know me (a being of suffering and sadness). Sometimes I wonder why I am so sad. It should be nothing. It is part of life. Why I am so weak. Why this keeps happening to me. May be it is really my fault. First, it was W. Yes we were attached to each other. Yes we are both goal oriented . But no maybe we aren’t meant to be. No he isn’t right for me. No he didn’t treat me well (he did but maybe I was not sure of myself). No we met at the totally wrong time. I am young and impatient. Blah blah…I think most of us know what happened next.we broke up cuz we were tired of miscommunication and misunderstand. I couldn’t stand the emotional rollercoaster that Wayne gave me everyday (later on he would tell me he purposely want to see my vulnerable because I am usually very dominant (srsly me??? I always listen to him. Okay maybe in a very disobedient way cuz I am a young punk hahah)). A few weeks later, I went for his vb ifg, he texted me afterward asking me where I was. We all know I am weak af so yea I ended up meeting him, telling him fuck I am gonna wait for u hahaha (Cb me right). Yea anyway he nor said anything promising back (his defence okay), we ended having sex and the right after he told me he dw a girlfriend. So sem 1 was spent waking up to tell myself I am okay, that I am not a slut. Yea I was sad a lotThen there is A who always try to get into that pretty head of yours. And yea dude, I understand that he won’t be successful cuz u dun even know what the fuck is going on half of the time. I know you were hurtAnd then there is M (ahhh the wound is still so fresh that it is hurting rn as I am writing this). Okay so this boy (not a man okay) hit on me hard (just trying to make it sound like I wasnt at fault for believing him and also responding yo).This is the boy who never stood up for me, for the boy who never protect me like he said, the boy who never respected me and accused me of having STD and HIV. The boy who came running back to his ex, the boy who left me hurting in the shadow. The boy who never took responsibilities for his actions. The boy that abandoned me and left me in shock. The boy that I chose to comfort after he told me he was scared of having HIV ( read he is scared he got HIV from me). Now big question, if you think I am rabzi and might carry diseases, why the fuck bother being with me? In the end, I am a horrible person. I am a slut. I am disgusting I don’t need to be strong now. I know u are lost and tired. But do remind yourself everyone loves you even if you have doubts. Remind yourself that parents are okay with you being sad. Don’t be afraid of reaching out to them (they will be even sadder if they have to watch their daughter drowning herself). Please also remember you will get better. Go see a psychologist, go find yourself. 

[beliefisabeautifullarmour]

Sunday night - 07/01 - in my bed - 0034

I’ve been ill this weekend. Actually took Mc from work on Friday because I felt so horrible. Felt like I wanted to cough out blood. Felt like my body was about to break down. So I took my meds and stopped smoking. Funny as it turns out I actually stopped snoring?? According to my brother I did anyway.

Makes me wanna quit smoking Yknow. On Saturday I did, unfortunately, smoke. It was gene’s birthday. Met the gang gang for dinner at nhc fish head steamboat. It was good. But I couldn’t last the night because I felt soooo tired. The cough medicine made me extremely drowsy when I got home and I had like a fuck ton of dreams to go along with it. It was quite exciting tbh. Could possibly be the mixture of beer and cough medicine lmao. Anyway. I’ve requested to update my passport so I can get my very own APEC card hehehe.

Anyway new year resolutions haven’t been going well AT ALL. I really need to get on track man. Priorities. Hopefully I’ll have some sort of chat with gene tomorrow during lunch break lol. I really do need to lay down like some feasible goals and get on with it? Like bitch please. I really need to solo it up with my own life man. I’ve always been a solo kia. Please apply to own life thx?!?

So annoying how difficult it is to break out of this cycle when it feels like the world is against you. I guess that’s what makes or breaks ppl huh. Things at work have been getting better at least but I need to start some personal development shit man. Need to stop drinking all the goddamn time lol.

Look for a constructive habit. Like... idk. Day trading isn’t going very well. I mean I did try at work but like I can’t do it now my boss is around. Cfa / Caia could also work... I could ask Fred to study tgt I suppose. Ced is probably gonna be quite busy now adays too. So annoying man. Life isn’t suppose to be fun. My constant need for something to look forward to isn’t being fulfilled anymore. *dont think about the past don’t think about the past*

I need to find my new jam man. Maybe I should seriously consider cross fit or taking some spin class shit. It really kills a lot of birds with one stone. Lose weight. Meet new ppl. Something to look forward to. Thing is the timing is a real bitch and I have to bring stuff with me to work. I suppose if that’s the only thing stopping me then it’s a worthy price to pay...?

I need more flavour during the weekends too man. I can’t be staying at home - I suppose I could dude. I just need to accept that I’m a stay at home kinda guy and be content man. I’ll just go out at night since it makes me happy.

Just finished narcos : mexico and the latest episode of Vikings. DAYUMMMM SON. It’s good. Can’t wait for Brooklyn 99 to come out. Oh wait, it already is I think. Was suppose to remind Lynn belle too but I forgot lmaoooo. Just as well dude, can’t deal with crazy Jesus peeps man. I just simply can’t.

Tomorrow new week new day at work. Please please please let me find something to spice up my juices. I’m currently a non-horny and very bored middle aged male with extremely low expectations that are very hard to fill. Urgh. I doubt I can find anything in Sg that can entice me now. Peace guys... maybe I’ll reach out deep into my oldie song trove and procure something like ed sheeren or smth on my way to work tomorrow