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#thank fucking god lmfao
dumplingcatho · 1 month
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hawk showing off her thrush <33 closeups under the cut
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[pose ref from mellon_soup, background painted over screenshot]
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craycraybluejay · 2 months
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yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.
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jamescarstairs · 2 years
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just thinking about marc coming home battered, bruised, and probably tired only to notice because, he’s been gone a couple days, he’s killed steven’s fish (again) and he can’t let steven know so he has to go to the pet shop to get another one and frantically telling the pet shop staff how “you don’t understand it has to be a fish with one fin”
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frnkiebby · 4 months
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fucking gorgeous~🎃
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writeshite · 4 months
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can we have cosmic god!reader w/ other characters???? any character you chose cuz my brain iz rotting
“You’re back earlier than usual,” you quip, turning to kiss Thor’s cheek; his armor is less bloody than it was the last time he’d gone down to Earth. “How is humanity? You haven't wiped them all out have you?”
“Of course not, my heart,” Thor chuckles, “they were more receptive this time and delivered most of their treacherous members far quicker.”
“You did flood a few of the cities last month,” you remind him, “is it worth expending so much effort to conquering Earth? I could just use their host star to make an example of one of the nearby planets.”
Thor chuckles; your hair had sparked into flames for a moment at the thought of it, “As much I love watching you roast our enemies, Earth isn't that advanced; playing with the humans is more fun.”
You huff, rolling your eyes fondly, “Well, try not to have too much fun, I'd feel neglected if you turned all your attention elsewhere.” You pout playfully, leaning back against Thor, giggling when he kisses your shoulder.
“I’d never neglect you, my love,” Thor promises.
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archersartcorner · 1 year
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So Starstruck Odyssey grabbed me by the throat and rocketed it’s way to second place campaign for me (TUC still has first in my heart ❤️) but uhm. Can you tell who my favorite character is. It’s definitely not Skip I promise why would you think that-
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dustsculptures · 11 months
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hella1975 · 7 months
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i want to see what england is like in the winter. do u like the winter there or do u prefer summer?
hmmm this is hard to answer because i prefer summer in the sense that i get to do things and im not being battered by mental illness quite as much and the sun is out etc etc, but i do think im incredibly guilty of romanticising autumn/winter and seeing as the question is about england in winter i think i'll lean towards that because the things i love about summer here are things i love about summer IN GENERAL whereas the winter months have some more specifically england reasons. like yes it gets dark at 6pm and it rains more often than it doesnt and the entire country exists under a grey blanket of puddles and clouds for four slutty slutty months, but also... i guess there's a sense that this is what it's supposed to be like. like THAT is england in a way the bright sunny summers aren't. england is wet and miserable which means we function best when it's wet and miserable, so i always think everyone feels very settled in winter. we get comfortable. we wrap up warm. we make soup. we put the kettle on. going to the pub feels cosier. you sit in a booth with your friends and get a pint. the last bus hasn't left yet but it's already dark out. sometimes it snows and settles on the countryside and it's beautiful. we have bonfire night in november where everyone waves sparklers in a muddy field and we eat toffee apples and still-warm donuts and we watch fireworks and light a big bonfire. in winter all the historical buildings look less out of place, every exposed beam and crooked alley and cobbled street appearing exactly as they should against the elements. all the english ever do is talk about the weather but winter makes it all feel more contained. strangers on the street will laugh with you about the rain. old people will start small talk at bus shelters about the lack of rain. the christmas lights reflect in the puddles on the street.
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gregoftom · 6 months
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there's a lot of talk on the sex post-s4, which, yes. but also...I can't even get over just how cutesy they'd be. like just. so many goofy shared smiles. just. smitten, happy, bashful. tom smiling at greg all heart eyes so much of the time, talking to him, just looking at him. greg ducking his head and grinning feeling just so loved and in love and happy and special. tom getting this constant positive feedback loop of loving greg and greg feeling loved and loving tom back. tom treating greg to expensive meals and gifts and getting such a pleased look on his face for spoiling his boy and greg liking it. just. like this is stuff that's ALREADY even happened in the show like. it'd be soooooo strong on the happy giddy goofy head-over-heels blushing in love charts.
AND BRUSHING HANDS omg like. they can express their affection through TOUCH now. (...*even more. like as if tom hasn't already been caressing greg's arms multiple times dasdfga GOD.) hand touches, caressing his cheek his chin, touching his tummy (AGAIN, ALREADY HAS BEEN FFS), closing hands over thighs, brushing back hair.
and tom would wink at greg all the time and greg would find it soooo attractive
and tom using his sweet caring voice w greg
stop stop stop they're too sugary sweet sometimes
CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like YEAH exactly this it's actually so crazy that they'd be similar to how they've already been just. happy and free. without having to hold back and without anything between them. being able to be even more touchy than before, all the reciprocation and looping of loving and being loved, a feeling of belonging. they've each found their person!!!!! ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and on top of it all they'd be best friends, silly goofy idiots! tease each other both friendly and sexy. ah romance!!!!!!
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anotherpapercut · 7 months
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If Stephanie myers were out every day trying her hardest to take even more land away from native people and championing for the Indian child wellfare act to be repealed people would not be making joke posts about twilight. The comparison of terrible author’s bigoted mindset being clear in the work is the same but people were mad about jkr’s transphobia don antisemitism and casual racism for a long long time, the boycot only started when it became clear she’s trying to exert societal and legislative change using her author clout. I care more about dismantling like fucking, still existent Indian boarding schools and their millions of dollars in holdings from stolen land than some defunct author who’s book people only like ironically/indulgently/as a version that only exists in their mind, and I care more about boycotting jkr’s intellectual properties than I care about boycotting myer’s
I love that you felt the need to send me this whole long ass message about how you care more about transphobia than racism
go be racist somewhere else please
edit: this made me cry I laughed so fucking hard
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irawhiti · 3 months
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my birthday is tomorrow also lmfao. i've never celebrated it but i think this year is probably the worst year i could have tbh
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stardustvanfleet · 4 months
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accidentally stayed up waaaaay too damn late thanks to this twindown i’m having…… oops 🥰 goodnight gresties i love y’all so much !!! ❤️
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tshifty · 4 months
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lmfaoooooooooo yall ever see some BULLSHIT and u just gotta sit there and LAUGH…
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mankillercalledbunny · 9 months
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Sometimes you see something and you just gotta sit there and repeat YKINMKATO to yourself a few times and then move the fuck on
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theghostofashton · 17 days
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it finally happened (got first email from an author asking if they can use ai to generate an image for their book)
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writingonleaves · 2 months
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PLAY HEY BABY!!!
thank god we didn't lose against BC three times in less than two weeks lol
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