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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 48

Oh gods, that ridiculous surfer has become a doubly ridiculous skatepunk. Gods help us. I love how this is the worst but also one of the best skit characters Sam does, it's guaranteed hilarity. Look at them all, nobody can keep a straight face ... awww ... Ashley's mimicking of his: "Ma'am ..." I love it ... and it's catching too ...

Reminder for the TLOVM season 2 finale ... of course we've already watched it ... GODS it's so frickin AWESOME ...

Essek tee? Oh my gods ... "Hot boy!" Yes. Yes indeed. Let Matt haz teeshrrrt ...

Okay, here we go again, and ALREADY I'm worked up ... IS FEARNE ALIVE?!!! IS SHE?!!! TELL ME MATTHEW!!!

Laura: "Orym's teeny, he can hide in people's legs."

Matt: "Fearne, make a death saving throw." AAAAAAAHHH!!! NO!!! A FAIL!!! HELP HER!!!

Sam ALMOST fucks the stealth roll ... phew ...

FCG casts Healing Word ... AT FIRST LEVEL? Oh! Thank you ... 11 hit points ... SHE LIVES!!! I can rest again for a moment ...

Is Chetney SERIOUSLY gonna try and THROW HIS VOICE?!!! With a horn?

Oh yes, I like Imogen's plan much better. Do that.

A MOVING stealth check? Ye gods ... oh no, this sounds like a mishmash ...

Shit ... now Ruidus Fake Version is gone it's a lot harder to find the way through ... and now they're being chased ... SHIT!!! HERE IT COMES!!!

Gnarly dragon thing napalm attack! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

31 point of fire damage? Oh fuck ... oh no, is Fearne down again? Laudna's down? Who's down? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

ANOTHER stealth check? COME ON!!!

Chetney has to make an Arcana check ... OH THANK FUCK!!! It worked ... BOOK IT PEOPLE!!!

Are they gonna chuck themselves down this drop like the guys in Lone Survivor? Seriously?

Thank the gods for Feather Fall ...

Marisha: "I ... I ate Orym!" Liam: "You ate me?"

The towers ... oof ... watch where you're going guys! Another crazy great roll from Orym saves the day.

Go fast or go sneaky? The dilemma of the situation ... and now everybody's doing the mud trick from Predator.

Whoooooo ... FUCKING beautiful stealth rolls this time ... it can't find them! Yes!

Matt says "Thread the needle" in the funniest way ... XD

It's further away still ... drop the stealth and just PEG IT!!! Okay ...

Laura (to Sam, angrily): "Did you guide me?!" Sam (genuinely shocked): "Did you ASK ME TOO?!!!"

Not the fucking Iron Tithe again! FUUUUUUUCK!!! They just chuck EVERYTHING THEY CAN in ... phew! It worked ...

Matt: "Make an intelligence check, Imogen." Sge rolls ... Laura (exasperated): "I'M REALLY DUMB!!!"

Oh no ... they just went in a FUCKING CIRCLE!!! And now here it comes again ... oof ... HIDE!!!

Thank fuck for those fucking cloaks ... TOTALLY like that bit in Return of the King ...

The forest is LITERALLY fighting its own fire!

Imogen sends Morrie a desperate message ... NO RESPONSE?!!! SERIOUSLY?!!!

DO NOT INVOKE OTOHAN RIGHT NOW!!! SERIOUSLY!!! We DO NOT want another Eshteross!

Why is this big ugly bramble thicket suddenly do ominous? We ARE NOT going into THAT shit. Not in the Fey Realm.

That fucking thing's coming back AGAIN!!! ARGH!!! And another stealth check ...

Whoa ... NANA MORRIE IN GIANT BIRD FORM TO THE RESCUE!!! Liam: "Very kaiju!" Travis: "Let's them fight!" FUCKING SWEET!!!

Fuck ... and they're going into the thicket. While THAT'S going on behind them ... and Imogen is SERIOUSLY gonna shoot off a LIGHTNING BOLT right now?

I will admit, that is fucking AWESOME. Ashley: "That was COOL!!!" Sam: "You scared the woods!"

Oh shit! Morrie's DOWN?!!! Crap ... Fearne: "She's fine, she's killed bigger things than that!" She sounds a little TOO desperate to believe that ...

Oh man ... what the hell is THIS freaky arse place? Oh wait ... is THIS the gate?

Freaky cyclops thing? Oof ... what even IS THIS THING? Yuck ...

Terrosh the Lidless Slumber? SERIOUSLY?!!!

Oh no, he's a rhyming fool! That's never good ... they immediately try to come up with words that can't be rhymed to fuck with him. Oh ...A TOLL?!!!

The porcelain thimble? Oh yeah ... and FEARNE is now PISSED.

Marisha brings back the timey wimey wobbly wobbly "time is a weird soup" thing. Laura: "We have to SAY THAT?"

NO!!! NOT MISTER'S GUN!!! Fearne: "You wouldn't dare ..." Oh shit!

Laudna's abysmal rhyme ... and Bespin's journal? Nice ...

FCG does a rap ... and gives up some gingersnaps! NICE!!!

And now the shitty horror dragon is back again! Fuck!

Chetney's mini rocking horse!

Imogen gives up one of the cloaks with a truly AWFUL rhyme ... Liam: "Have we found Bailey's achilles heel?"

Time is RUNNING OUT!!! GO GO GO!!!

Fearne gives up a skeleton key ... which is not ad good a gift as HER!!! Wait ... Sam: "Are you giving him your body?!"

All right ... now what? And ARE THEY still all together?

Oh ... they're still together ... phew ... in ANOTHER jungle. Blue sky ... THAT'S a good sign ... but WHERE are they? Liam's right, they could be on Tal'dorei!

The Hellcatch Valley or the Oderan Wilds ... well then, they're at least on the right continent ...

"Illusions ..." Yes. Indeed.

The Taloned Highlands ... plateaued farmlands ... nice ... this is VERY picturesque. The Highland Bluffs ... nice.

Sruwargas ... okay ...

Whoa ... so Imogen and Laudna are HOME!!! Pretty much, anyway ...

"What's in my hole?" SERIOUSLY, Sam? That is one of the worst flask jokes you've EVER DONE ...

Why is Imogen SO dead set against going home?

Imogen's dad ... whooo ... this is already sounding like a complicated relationship. FCG starts pressing and Imogen is getting REALLY defensive about it ...

Fearne: "I know, I understand, parent shit us the worst."

Ashton: "I can hit him. I'm really good at punching parents."

No time, anyway. Need to replenish ... maybe get away from the gate, though.

Orym: "We're all still covered in Oil of Ofey." XD Ashton's all greasy, it's making it hard for him to hold onto his hammer ...

Evening drawing in, time for a short rest, while Laudna performs Find Familiar to get Pate back. Using "the Bloated remains of a ground squirrel". CHARMING.

Laudna: "What was it like being eaten by that thing?" Pate: "Not gonna lie, it was a new one."

Ashton has a fuckton of "raw Italian ingredients" in the hole for FCG's cooking. XD Adorable.

Matt has Liam roll a D20. Shit. ANOTHER ONE. Middling. TWO MORE? And now Marisha. TWICE. Matthew, WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

We're all still wondering what Imogen's deal with her dad is ... OOOH!!! BACKSTORY!!! Imogen and Laudna origins ... sweet.

Laudna (to Imogen): "Do you think he was afraid that you might ... follow in you mother's footsteps?"

Travis bouncing his rolls off of Taliesin's arse ... Taliesin: "I'm all out of buttcheeks!"

Ruidus is not in the sky. But then IT'S STILL EARLY. Idiots.

Imogen messages Planerider Ryn. Yes. What day IS IT?!!!

Somebody else is going after the Shadowfell Key! Nice!

Ryn: "You must have made an impact." Imogen: "Oh, it's DESTROYED."

"SHIT!!!" And then the message cuts off ... Imogen: "I'm sure she's all right." Really? With your current luck?

How long would it take the airship to reach them? Hmmmm ... oh, that's a crappy roll ...

13 days to the Solstice ... not TOO bad, then ...

Orym has a third nipple?

Laura: "Condoms?" Travis (as Chetney): "These aren't big enough." XD

Imogen caves, agrees to go home so they can meet the skyship in Gelvan. So there we go, then. Time for BED.

Oh shit. The Fey bodies in the Hole. Yeesh ... send them back? For the gatekeeper to EAT?!! Hmmm ... a little present as a "thank you". Yeah ...

Chetney is going "on patrol". In other words wolf out and find something to maul. Lovely.

Orym and FCG heart to heart ... awww ... and also hmmmmm ...

FCG: "I got the urge, a few times today, to really kill Chetney." Orym: "Hmm ... I think that's natural."

Orym's prime directive ... :(

Sounds of slaughter ... and a howl ... yeah ...

Matt calls a break at a naturally restful spot for once ... interesting ...

Watching the TLOVM trailer now means playing Spot the Scene since we've already finished it ... XD

Sam: "Beef dick." Matt: "WAY too late on the draw, Samuel."

Oh man ... THEY LOST A WHOLE DAY while they slept? Gah ... THAT'S what all that rolling was for ... fucking Fey Realm ...

YES!!! Check Morrie's okay! Imogen messages her ... AND GETS A RESPONSE!!! She sounds ... fine. Enough. So to speak. Still deeply unsettling too.

FCG messages Xandis. Day and a half to go before they arrive. Okay, then.

Jovan? No. GELvaan.

Chetney messages Ryn. Except of course HE DOESN'T. Meanwhile Matt's still being sneaky ... Laura: "Why does he KEEP ROLLING?!!!"

Matt uses flowery descriptions to say IT'S A TOUGH ROAD. XD Matt Has them roll constitution saves ... and now half the crew have a point of exhaustion? SERIOUSLY?!!!

Pate does the scouting. Travis: "Loudest drone ever."

Day draws late ... is it safe to camp?

More horse girl talk? Really?

Carry on for a few more hours ... Laura rolls so-so for survival so they call it a night.

Imogen checks in with Ryn and Sam INSTANTLY runs over her. Asshat. XD It's funny ... but there's STILL no response ...

Is she alive? Is she dead? Oh boy ...

Debating if doing the dream bond thing again is worth it ... it's LUCID dreaming, Samuel, not VIVID.

Imogen messages Keyleth before bed. Okay, here we go. "The Rift is in danger." Ooooooh ...

Sleepy time. Chetney: "I start to disrobe." Oh gods ...

Owl's Wisdom. Sam: "Hoo hoo!"

Imogen's going to try and home in on Ryn in her dream this time, with Laudna and FCG in tow. AND Chetney ... okay ...

Fearne: "I'm playing a relaxing pan flute." Matt: "Delightful. I love it."

Another weird dreamquest, then ...

Chetney sees a tux. The others just see another floaty globe ...

Oof ... crappy roll. Now Laudna's just spinning listlessly ...

Automatons. BIG ones. Hmmm ...

FCG (to Chetney): "Adjust your cummerbund." Laura (to the tune of the Bond Mission: Impossible theme): "Chetney ... Pock-O'Pea ..."

Okay ... what are they building? Or BURYING?!!! Hmmmmm ... oh ... AH!!! They need more power ... AND they're bring smarter and trying to HIDE parts of it too ... hmmm ...

Oh shit! Is that Otohan? Insight check ... 20! Feels safer ... but not exactly ... hmmm ... maybe it's Ryn?

Ryn is PETRIFIED!!! FUCK!!! Not dead, but still not in any kind of good place ...

FCG checks out the automatons ... oh yeah, these things are DEFINITELY for combat. Hmmm ... wait ... they're FAMILIAR to them ... whoa ... are these things aeormatons? Like FCG?

WAKE UP!!!

No! Thul's in FCG's head! AAAAAAHHH!!! Now Matt orders wisdom saves all round ... FCG znd Chetney both fail! Shit!

Punishment? WHAT?!!!

They both wake up SCREAMING ... 36 POINTS OF PSYCHIC DAMAGE?!!! FUCK!!!

FCG now has a brassiere. Fearne: "Yeah, pretty sure that's Chet's."

Yeah, seriously, I'm sure those things are aeormatons like FCG. Which means they're SUPER BAD NEWS if they end up having to go up against them ...

Sending signals between the Planes ... this is zlk getting very From Beyond ...

Power. Yeah, it always comes down to POWER.

Is the group in The Shadowfell doing any better? Can they find out? Hmmm ...

Imogen: "We've got 11 days to raise an army." Yeah ... yes, they DO need to find a way to get back in contact with Imogen's mum.

Keyleth? Oh yeah! That's right, Laudna never got to meet Keyleth, did she? That might've crossed the streams on them ... XD

To Gelvaan! Yes!

Dimension Shifting ... hmmmm ...

XD The return of FCG's emotion wheel.

What the hell is Sam digging out of his Hole? Why is he like this? Really, we need to know ...

FCG worries that if they get close he might REVERT to his "old self" ... hmmm ...

They get a long rest ... but FCG and Chetney still wake up with a point of exhaustion. Yeah, that's about right. Oh, so they're hungover, then?

Imogen tries to "open her thoughts" to perhaps do the same projection tracking thing Otohan does. It doesn't work. Hmm ...

Carrying on, then ...

The city of Gelvaan. So Imogen is home, then. Nice, quaint, rural but not too provincial. Very beautiful. Ah ... a shadow? In the sky? OH!!! Oh yeah, it's just the skyship.

Heading to Master Faramore's place, then. Through town.

Oooh ... Laudna is clearly NOT going unnoticed here ... hmmm ... oh, I love that Ashton IMMEDIATELY decides to play bodyguard for her, that's so sweet. :3

The Faramore estate ... here we go ...

Cute little half elf girl ... Cynthia? Okay.

Big guy, early middle age, ruggedly handsome ... oh, THIS is daddy, then ... okay ...

Apparently they are a "motley crew". Well YEAH.

Ashton is already down to fuck shit up. I love him so much. XD

Oh, so STRAIGHT to the hard truths then? Okay ... oh, do this was like a whole other life that he didn't even know xhe had, then? So her mum lied to her dad too ... this is sounding more tragic all the time ...

Imogen: "I know I left in a very troublesome way ..." Meanwhile I'm watching Marisha through this whole conversation and there's SO MUCH quiet, haunted, nervous concern in her face ... she really is just CHANNELING Laudna tight now.

Fearne Calloway. Queen of tact as always.

Imogen: "These ain't tall tales! Momma's in trouble!"

Flora? Oooooh ... awwwww ... that's so sweet ...

Laudna pets Flora. Then has a hay fight with FCG. :3

Yeah, her dad's just going home. They follow. The place us exactly the same, apparently. Imogen's watching the sky, waiting gor it to change. Imogen (under her breath): "Run." Oof ...

A locket? Hmmm ... inside there's a fingerprint in the metal ... that's strange ...

Apparently the town are still a bit ... off about what happened. But he's trying to apologise, af least. But he's not a very open man, clearly ... so ... looks like that's it ...

Fearne: "I bet you were the cutest little baby." :3 Yeah ...

No, really ... DO NOT steal Flora, guys ...

The skyship is, apparently, MAKING A SCENE with its arrival. They tell Imogen to hold her head high as she goes through. As they should ... and here we go ...

And now she's starting to cause a stir ... hmmm ... Matthew Mercer, are you setting something up here?

Matt: "All the campaigns, STILL against the elderly!"

Quite the big talk-up! Nice one, Captain Xandis!

And Imogen HAS TO Fly onto the ship. Laura: "I know, waste of a spell." Matt: "Not at all!"

Into the skies again, then. Off to the Hellcatch Valley, and ... there's something starting to show in the sky ... Matt: "And that's where we're gonna call it a night!"

Travis (about Imogen's dad): "Hey! He wasn't a dickbag!" No. No, he wasn't ...

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