#thank god im not a guy otherwise id be the hottest bad ass

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Imagine breaking up with someone on valentine’s and then calling them up on april fools day to say “You just got pRaNkED”

#damn thatd be an elaborate prank #i dont say it often but. im a genius #only if someone hasnt already come up with this already #thank god im not a guy otherwise id be the hottest bad ass #straight outta novel #if i had beef with a guy #id do this #pretend u love him and then kick em to the curb #no one gets to screw me over #so insulting #trash talks