#thank you . for this

[kingaofhearts]

'LET THERE BE LIGHT' MY GOOD OMENS - INSPIRED SONG is now on SPOTIFY and other streaming services!!✨️

have a quick listen and join crowley in misery!

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #good omens song #good omens comic #good omens poetry #good omens fanart #crowley and aziraphale fanart #aziraphale x crowley #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #let there be light #crowley's prayer #music #original song #indie artist #indie song #single #neil gaiman #thank you for this #you really made me enjoy making other people cry with sad stories that i write #Spotify #Youtube

[frogchiro]

I hope I’m not bothering you with my ancient greek mythology stuff my little brain is going into overdrive👉👈

Just…sculptor/painter reader using the gladiators as her nude model…running your hands over their muscles and gushing how strong they are and how amazing your latest piece is going to come out!

You don’t even notice they’re getting hard as you run your fingers over their adonis belt commenting how they’re your new muse for your art

I almost (s)creamed the moment I saw this ask nonnie dear you're a genius ;;

Also I feel the need to mention this; please do keep in mind that this is only my silly au and most probably will have historical inaccuracies so if you're a true history/ancient greece/roman enjoyer, please go mild on me ;;

But back to the drill...You are so right??? Like...I imagine that reader would be a young, aspiring artist with a knack for painting. Maybe she doesn't come from a wealthy family so any true school for it is out of the question, your own parents only came along when you started selling your painting and doing commissions for nobles and it actually started to bring in money. Your road to success is still long but you're managing! Plus you're 'stupidly determined like your father' as your mother says so you try to stay positive!

The one problem you had was something you believed many artists suffered from; inspiration and models. Specifically human models. The human body and physique fascinated you from an early age, the moving muscles, facial expressions to different stimuli and so much more but...the problem were the models, or rather the lack thereof.

You could probably hire someone but the money spend on that would be way too much for your limited budget so the next best thing was the coliseum! It was a blessing in poor disguise, the gladiators trained there almost daily and luckily the head keeper of the arena begrudingly let you stay there and practice in exchange for a satchel of money but to be honest...the practice wasn't the only thing you longed for when visiting the coliseum almost daily, it was the gladiators.

They were huge, burly men in their prime, all of them looking like they were born with a sword or spear in hand and to grow up to become warrior and you'd be lying if you said that warmth didn't spread through your body and centered in your lower belly whenever these big, loud and boisterous men didn't call out for you and purred in dripping, low voices how pent up they are and what they wouldn't give for a pretty soft thing like you :((

The worst (or best) part was when you were practicing nude drawings which were equally fascinating and hard to draw, especially with all these men being so...shameless with it. You loved the human body, all artists do but still you were a young lady and watching all the gladiators walking around the barracks all naked and proud was...an experience to say the least and brought a pang of warmth between your thighs, especially when they were so happy to parade themselves like proud stallions in front of you :((

Strong, toned bodies glistening with sweat and water, their hardening cocks proudly on show whenever you run your soft hands over their toned torsos to study the way muscles move and twitch whenever you run your fingers over a sensitive spot, the most reactive being two of the many foreign gladiators, Johnny or like he insisted to be called 'Soap' and Kyle or 'Gaz', like he wants to be called.

These two are always purring low withing their chests to you as you look all over them, their backs, chests, stomachs, making you promise to do a special commission only for them but you're just nodding dumbly because you're too transfixed on the god-like bodies to draw :(

Another gladiator you're very fond of is a huge, blonde foreigner named Simon, or 'Ghost'. A formidable warrior, a veteran for sure, it looked like Ares himself send this one here to grace the people with a demigod of war. He was always incredibly patient with you, letting you roam your hands over his body and all the numerous scars decorating his skin. Once you saw Simon up close you immediately realized why people called him a demigod-he was beautiful. A strong and powerful man in his prime, his muscles jumping and twitching beneath his thick skin and a layer of fat, power and virility was literally radiating off of this man, and you insistently tried not to look at the long and thick cock hanging between his legs, twitching and pulsating with arousal whenever you marveled over his body and your fingers ran over his adonis belt <3

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #THANK YOU FOR THIS #i could go on for hours ;; #gladiator au #gladiator!ghost #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader #soap x reader #soap mactavish x reader #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader

[bleach-your-panties]

OH BET! For the smut prompt game and because of reasons, what about Amajiki and “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

Thank you for this request, anon-chan!

Prompts here and here. 18+ MDNI.

A shiver ran through your overstimulated body at the feeling of Tamaki’s sharp nose poking at your jugular.

His arms held a tight grip around your waist while his canines grazed over your collarbones.

Your sweat-slickened bodies were so close together, warm and sticky from your multiple combined orgasms.

Pussy spasming around his long, slender cock that was still shoved deep inside of you, already hardening again just from tasting your flesh against his hungry tongue.

“T-Tama..babe..” You tried to wedge yourself out of his hold, but Tamaki was having none of that. He only gripped you tighter and began bouncing you along his cock once again.

You threw your head back against his shoulder with a loud moan and fisted a thick clump of his dark blue locks in your hand.

That only made him whimper and moan louder than you had. He loved when you were rough with him.

One muscular arm loosened from your waist only for two slender fingers to slide down your belly towards your pulsating button.

“So wet for me, bunny. You're such a good, slutty girl. Cumming over my cock and fingers so many times, making a mess of our bed.” 

He circled those expert fingers around your clit in a face-paced circle motion while thrusting harder, making your thighs slap against his. It was so loud, hot, and downright erotic.

“Oh, Tamaki, fuck!” 

He angled his dick right against your spot and before you knew it you were gushing over him again, your eyes seeing nothing but a blanket of black as you slumped down against his chest.

His dick slipped out of your hole and plopped against your thigh with a wet squilch. Tamaki had been stuffing you full for the past two hours at the very least. You didn't even know how you were still conscious at this point.

“Tama…we’ve been at it like rabbits! How are you still horny?!” 

The indigo-eyed male’s cheeks flushed crimson along with the rest of his normally pale, milky skin. 

In apology, he began peppering soft, wet pecks across the expanse of your neck and shoulders.

“P-probably because of the rabbit meat s-stew that you made for dinner…” 

Your pupils blew wide at the realization.

“Oh…oh…You're right…”

#ask box open #tamaki amajiki smut #tamaki x reader smut #tamaki amajiki x reader #tamaki amajiki x reader smut #tamaki amajiki #mha tamaki #bnha tamaki #suneater #amajiki smut #amajiki x reader smut #pro hero tamaki amajiki #💗💗🍡°anon-chan #💗💗🍡°ask box #💗💗🍡°valued customers #💗💗🍡°requests #i am fed #thank you for this

[carmenberzattosgf]

u know what i think about ALL THE TIME… carmy being like, REALLY pissed off and truly at the end of his rope while you’re one of his staff members. you guys have been friends for a while with some simmering tension building between you two, but it’s never been fully explored.

the two of you have been fighting all day and it reaches a boiling point where he all but drags you outside (presumably to scream at you some more), but INSTEAD he grabs the back of your neck and bends you over face-first onto some empty pallets behind the restaurant. “you don’t want this, then get up and walk away.” and you’d be mouth open gasping, but STAYING THERE cuz you’re tryna see what happens. after a beat of silence, he pulls your pants down and roughly fucks you right then and there. he’d still be angry, with some terse kind of “you still want to keep running your fucking mouth?” punctuated by sharp, deep thrusts that make you clench your teeth together to avoid screaming 😍🤸 and you’d have to walk back inside on shaking legs a few minutes later trying to pretend that carmy’s cum isn’t dripping down your thighs💕💕

anyway that’s all JDHSKDJSKSK

ANON????? OH MY GOD?????? IM FREAKING OUT OVER THIS??? Like you just put a whole blurb in my ask box I am so honored and flattered???? Expansion on this under the cut!!

Dude dude dude. Yes. So you’ve been working at the bear for a few months now. It’s been months of built up tension between you and Carmy. Carmy knows, and you know it’s more than just a simple friendship between the two of you.

Carmy tries to keep it professional. He really tries. But, his attempts make him more cold and blunt towards you, which culminates in the big fight. It’s over something stupid really, but he gets so fucking pissed because it’s been one thing after another this day. He flips out over you not having a “properly cleaned station”.

“Chef. How many fucking times do I have to tell you to clean up your goddamn station? Look at this shit. It’s a mess.” He yells, pointing to your station.

“Are you being serious right now? I’m in the middle of fucking prep. How the hell am I suppose to keep it clean during prep when I haven’t finished yet-“

Carmen cuts you off in the middle of your sentence. “Syd! Take over y/n’s prep.”

“What the fuck, Carmen?” He doesn’t answer your question, instead he pulls you out of the kitchen by your wrist. Once he gets you out the back door of the restaurant, you expect some kind of explanation for his behavior. “What? Couldn’t yell at me for no reason in front of everyone else?”

Carmy is on you in an instant. His strong hand engulfs the back of your neck, leading you to a stack of empty pallets before bending you over it. He stands behind you, hand still on the back of your neck, but not holding you down anymore. Your mind races, but one thing is clear. Carmy’s hard dick is pressing your ass.

“If you don’t want this, get up and walk away and we’ll pretend this never happened.” He leans down to whisper in your ear. Carmy’s voice is rough, full of desire. Your breathing picks up, but you don’t dare move. Instead, you whine when he rolls his hips against your ass. “Fucking knew you would want me like this. Such a fucking slut aren’t you?”

Carmy wastes no time to pull down your pants and underwear all in one go. You bite your lip, trying not to moan when his fingers run through your folds. “So nasty to be this wet in an alleyway for me where anyone can see.” You should be humiliated. Your boss has you bent over for him in an alleyway, but all you can do is beg for more.

“Please. Please please please.” You cry out, not even quite sure what you’re asking for. You hear the sound of him undoing his belt, and his cock enters you with no warning. He doesn’t go slow, filling you up to the hilt in one quick thrust. You cry out in surprise; he’s bigger than anyone you’ve ever had before. He starts fucking into you a second later, setting a quick pace with his hands digging into your hips. Your fingers dig into the pallets in front of you, desperate to find something to hold onto.

“Fuck- maybe this will teach you to stop running that mouth of yours and listen to me.” He practically moans out, thrusting deep and hard into you. “You need to learn to behave.”

“S-sorry chef. I’ll d-do better.” You feel his movements falter at the title, before he picks back up the pace, hitting even deeper inside of you. You’re already seeing stars, nearing your climax. “C-chef, please I’m so close.”

“Yeah? Going to come for your boss in a filthy alleyway?” One of his hands leaves your hip to touch your clit, rubbing fast circles with his callused fingers. “Go on then. Come around my cock like the slut you are.” He was losing himself too. His voice is rough and thin as he speaks.

It only takes a few more seconds before you come, biting into your hand so you don’t scream. Carmy’s pace falters before you feel him spill into you with a muffled groan.

He pulls out of you promptly without a word, stepping back to put back on his own pants. You stay in the same position, trying to catch your breath.

“Be back at your station in five minutes” Carmen says, walking back into the restaurant. You quickly pull up your pants, trying to ignore the feeling of his cum slowly dripping out of you. You don’t have any spare pants in your locker. You’re going to have to work through the rest of your shift with his cum running out of you and down your thighs.

You swallow your pride and go back inside to your station. Everyone else thinks Carmy just scolded you outside of the restaurant, so no one says a word when you return, taking back over your prep from Sydney.

Yeah let’s just say that’s not the last time Carmen fucks you in the middle of a shift. I’m thinking a nice fuck buddies relationship forms after this hehe.

#carmen berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto smut #carmy berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto smut #the bear fanfiction #carmen berzatto #the bear #ANON ILY #THANK YOU FOR THIS #LITERALLY WAS SCREAMINF WHEN I OPENED THIS #brain rot

[lpsotd]

hi!! just wondering if you can identify this lps for me? i've never seen it before and it looks soooo cute! sorry about 9/11 being there..

this ask has been killing me for at least five minutes. i want you to know how funny this is to me. this ask is literally the reason i was able to pull myself out of bed because i had to answer it asap. i'm sorry but the cat ain't the center of this image ... /silly

anyhoot ... i'm pretty sure that's kitten #1584 from one of the generation 3 '2-in-1 pet spotlight diorama' with bear #1583 :3c

#THIS ASK ... I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T IGNORE 9/11 BEING THERE #THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS TO ME IS THAT I'VE SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE #and i spent a good amount of time in a discord vc trying to find it in my camera roll to show my friends KDGNBKJGNBKGDJB #thank you for this #favorites #🍭.asks #🎯.discoveries

[moctor]

Thoughts on Smug Jug Chan?

losing my fucking mind

#thank you for this #smug jug #ask

[ask-the-cat-cafe]

- Latte

Ccino appreciates it

[last] [next] [first]

#undertale au #undertale multiverse #utmv #undertale fandom #ccino sans #fluffytale #the cat cafe #also holy hell this art is good?? #thank you for this #Thecatcafechrono

[aldermos]

Surge started flirting with Amy in hopes to ruin Sonic, but there was a slight problem with this plan;

Amy flirted back.

And it all went from there.

anon, your brain rn.. i'm intrigued

I can't dialogue,, but I imagine something like this happens 💀 instantly flustered

HC)) i want to think surge is basically touch/love-starved and after amy's reciprocation, she slowly starts seeking her out to just hold hands, hug, etc. (arriving with confidence but ending as a flustered mess) until she just forgets about going through w/ her mission of ruining sonic 💀

// idk just something semi-cutesy; however, I WANT ANGST, so.. amy finds out about the sonic killing plans, feels betrayed, and confronts surge which ends in a short verbal/physical fight 👍👍 surge gets her ass kicked and they become enemies;

a couple more fights/interactions later (something like a lite-catradora?) and surge is just like, defeated.. she has a little rock-bottom awakening and works to reconstruct her relationship w/ sonic first before finally reconciling w/ amy (ending in a kinda ambiguous manner?)

Idk, a bit of a rough and barebone surge redemption idea; thx again and sorry for the tangent ;;

#idw sonic #surgamy #surge the tenrec #sth #amy rose #amy: i love how you really committed to pretending to be a jerk by ironically hating sonic's guts #surge: ... #okay she would never say that LOL #dialogue is so difficult for me haha #sonic just watching it all go down: 👁️👄👁️ #thank you for this #my mind is running wild #asks #surge redemption au

[pocketseizure]

I still consider it a crime that the Gerudo sage of the past had NOTHING to say about Ganondorf in TotK. They could have grown up together. They could have trained against each other. They could have been siblings, friends, lovers, or just classmates. Is she sad or angry at him for attacking Rauru? Did she like him as king before he attacked Rauru? Is she jealous that he gets to rule the Gerudo and not her? How does she feel about the other Gerudo joining him over her? So much missed potential.

This is all true. So much missed potential. The same goes for Riju.

The same goes for all of the Gerudo, especially given that anyone can see the giant geoglyph of Ganondorf in the Gerudo Highlands from the walls of the city. A main theme of the development of the Gerudo in Tears of the Kingdom seems to be the reconsideration of their rule not to allow men into Gerudo Town, which stems from "a long-held belief that men only bring disaster." The revelation that the Eighth Heroine was a man in Rotana's "Heroines' Secret" quest could have been used to make a strong thematic statement in this regard, as could the stories of several other NPCs in and around Gerudo Town. Unfortunately, since no one is allowed to acknowledge or discuss the existence of Ganondorf or the origin of the prohibition against men, all of these narrative threads are left hanging.

I understand that a lot of the writing in Tears of the Kingdom was outsourced, and the contracted writers were almost certainly given the directive not to include anything that might inform or contradict series lore. For most of the NPCs in Hyrule, this is fine. In fact, I'd say it's actually quite lovely to be able to see all sorts of small stories that have nothing to do with magical princesses or ancient kings. For the Gerudo in particular, though, the inability of characters to talk about a major element of their history and culture is extremely awkward and frustrating.

#Zelda meta #Tears of the Kingdom #Gerudo #Riju #Ganondorf #asks #this is such a good point Anon #you're right and you should say it #thank you for this

[aimseytv]

me and my little sister(she's 7) watch your streams together and i always refer to you with he/him pronouns. this confused the child and we had a talk about pronouns and how some people use more than one set or how people use pronouns to express who they are. anyways today we were playing dolls and she grabbed her very feminine dolls and said "this one is a he and she, just like aimsey" its such a simple thing, but it made me so happy <3

this made my entire day

#asksey #man #thank you for this

[swiftmitsu]

How have wee been doin' what we doin' when we don't know how we've been doin' what we doin' in the time that we doin' what we doin' when we don't know what we doin' what we doing' when we've thought that we knew what we doin' what we doin'

pasta

papy was summoned

#art #undertale au #mitsuasks #undertale #au undertale #mitsusart #papyrus #undertale papyrus #papyrus undertale #utmv #undertale art #undertale fandom #kredena-dark #<3 #i had to read this twice then stop for 38 minutes then read it again the once more #thank you for this

[ask-shane]

Shane why are you so pookie

the funniest part of this is that i will never know the answer. i don’t even know where it came from, let alone why i started getting called that…

it has me by the neck. it’s my reality now. i can’t escape it.

art credit to @yeapples

#ask-shane 🐓 #RESHARING THIS BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO BE SEEN #thank you for this #stardew valley #stardew shane #shane stardew #sdv shane #shane stardew valley

[houserautha]

hi it's @sansaorgana 👋🏻

new idea for Harkonnen cum just dropped 👀 hear me out 🙃 if their blood is darker and thicker bc of pollution which also helps in combat... what if their black cum was also thicker as in more sticky so the chances of getting a female pregnant are higher? 🥴 because they probably have infertility problems anyway due to all the pollution + they're all about breeding heirs, aren't they 🤰🏻 such cum would leak out less, it would just stay inside. it's kinda gross because it reminds me of the black slime The Baron bathes in 😆 but other than that... kinda hot imo

Hi @sansaorgana!🥰

Omg wait I love this

It’d be an evolutionary measure to ensure reproduction in a pretty hostile environment

I read something somewhere about how men in Sparta would give their wives to fertile men to ensure they get pregnant, just imagine on Giedi Prime that wives get sent to the guy with the thickest cum😂🖤

Honestly it’s so hot

#thank you for this #feyd rautha #dune #feyd x reader #feyd smut #feyd rautha harkonnen

[daisynik7]

Nanami having some scratchy stubble a day or two after he shaved. Thinking about it rubbing against your face when you make out 🥺

YES ABSOLUTELY YES.

His stubble is ticklish against your soft skin, so you giggle into his mouth as he kisses you.

"What's so funny?" he asks, trailing along your neck.

"It tickles," you answer, biting your lip.

He smirks, giving you a smooch on your collar bone. "Does it tickle here?"

You shake your head no, watching him carefully. He gets lower, placing a delicate kiss on your navel, enjoying the way your breath hitches at his touch. "How about here?" he teases, peering up at you, licking a stripe across your belly.

"Kento, please," you whine, unable to wait any longer.

He smiles, nuzzling his chin against you. Maybe he should shave less often, because he could definitely get used to this.

#he would be such a menace with facial hair I just know it #my lovely violet #lovely moots #thank you for this #I won't be able to stop thinking about it for the rest of the week

[avonne-writes]

It’s cliché, but I can’t get the image out of my head of Gale coming home, stoic faced, cat tucked into the front of his jacket, both of them soaked from the snow, and John suddenly finding himself in the fight of his life against cuteness aggression (he loses.) also - Buck: library frequenter?

*sobbing from fluff overload* I don’t care if it's cliché, it’s so sweet and adorable, we need this. 🥰

Bucky would first stand in the doorway, vibrating in an effort to hold himself back, barely keeping his voice steady. "What’s that, Buck?"

"A cat." Gale would just say, all stoic, snow melting wetly in his hair as he takes off his boots and tries to get out of his coat while still holding the cat to his chest with one hand. The poor thing clings to him and meows pitifully, and that's it, Bucky can’t take it anymore - he rushes to Gale and helps him out of his coat while cooing excitedly at the cat. And once Gale's coat is off, he just rubs Gale's arms through his sweater, pets the scared cat, tries to hug and kiss Gale and declares that it's their cat now.

So, basically, this is what happens:

And yes, Gale loves libraries, they're his safe place! ❤️ We need library or bookshop meet-cute fics too.

#mota #buck x bucky #john egan #gale cleven #clegan #fluff overload #anon #thank you for this #cats

[edenfenixblogs]

Hi! I’ve been reading some of your posts and looking through the links, and I just wanted to say how grateful I am for you. I’ve been realizing that Jewish history & antisemitism is something I really need to educate myself about, and your posts make it easy to find sources and research to help me get better.

In one of your posts (I can’t remember which one specifically, sorry!) you said that it would be helpful for goy people to reblog Jewish posts, but to say that they’re goy to help show that Jewish people aren’t always alone. Do you have any recommendations for a tag that I could use on posts that would make that clear? I’m kind of struggling with specific wording. Thanks so much, and I hope you have a peaceful day <3

This is such a beautiful message to receive! Thank you! It really made my day!

Anything works! It could be a simple “I am non-Jewish” a lot of people reblog from me with “goy Reblogging” or “non-Jew Reblogging” as the tag. If you’d like a full sentence perhaps “I’m not Jewish and I care” would be extremely encouraging to see for Jewish people who feel alone.

I’m always happy to help. And my inbox is always open, even if this week and next week in particular I’ll be busier than usual. I’ll get to your questions eventually.

💖💖💖💖💖💖

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#thank you for this #ask me stuff #antisemitism #unlearning antisemitism #antiracism #how to help #Jewish goyim solidarity #this is how you ally #hope #hatikvah