according to the original 1974 film Peter is basically 100 percent ink so theoretically the canon version of him could do this
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a leitner called "well, hypothetically, for the sake of argument" that is just pages upon pages of rejected scripts of episodes of the ben shap*ro show and if you read it you find that your voice gradually starts to sound like ben shapiros and you find yourself using strawman argumenrs to destroy the libs with facts and logic oh and also this stands over your bed every nigbt before you go to sleep
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FGHJKMJNBVF ITS BEEN SO LONG BUT MY FRIEND WAS LIKE "R*MIN KINDA LOOKS LIKE BRENDON URIE" AND I NEEDED TO RELAY THIS INFORMATION ONTO SOMEONE - MALLOY
NO. NO STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
NOOOOOOOOOO
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i.. didnt even know the icon changed
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“i love you too much to let you continue to be so tragically depressingly…” “some might say embarrassingly” “single” ah yes the running theme i hate, the ‘let’s badger buck in every scene he’s in about why he’s not dating who he should be dating and when he’s going to start dating’ theme
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fucking hell message that Tinder date from October they said it'll be nice they said
well guess who's inexplicably trying to talk down somebody they met ONCE who responded to 'what's new' with 'I'm going to kill myself next month'
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Tumblr: We updated our layout a bit :)
me:
me, trying to be positive bc these poor coders really can’t help it if corporate is changing shit that don’t need to be changed:
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Pikmin, but F E E T
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Shout out to Pokemon Go user AlebrijeDreams for sending me the worst gift I have ever received
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i need to give nat a body horror mode. for my health
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West Coast Avengers #71
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new possible love interest for bobby???? nauuur
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Sweet fancy Moses WHAT is this new dashboard UI
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my psychiatrist: *tells me we can most likely safely assume an ADHD diagnosis for me*
me
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listen I’ll put up with a lot of bullshit in my life but an athletic Artemis Fowl is where I draw the line
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Just remembered that I fell asleep crying and woke up crying, hnnnnng why
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every year i am forced to remember that you get a tax deduction when you adopt kids
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pennywise fic rec <3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23898616
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Is called Persea, not aguacate or palta!!!
@hira-a, @galatoma can we agree this is worse
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