#thanks canon

[zmediaoutlet]

it occurs to me, with a lot of things we talk about for wincest wednesday, that there's not necessarily anything that wincesty about most of the answers. The thing is that because they do actually like and love each other, the wincest just suffuses canon-feeling answers anyway. Isn't that special. :)

#wincest #thanks canon #happy wincest wednesday

[voidandradiance]

ANDOR: Ahem. I have heard that the greatest persuasion is nothing more than telling the truth, so I speak in the voice given me by my mother, Freya. I make no grand overtones or guttural whispers for dramatic effect. 

(MARKET VENDOR: More flavours! Come and drink away your sorrows!)

ANDOR: I am only Andor. My voice trembles.

(MARKET VENDOR: More flavours! Come and drink away your sorrows!)

ANDOR: I have come to ask my father a question. Will you listen? Father, I know you're listening too.

LIEUTENANT AL: Prince Andor!

ANDOR: Haven't you noticed? Do these wings look like the product of some frivolous magic? Whom do you suppose the statue at the bridge represents? Not Mianite. I am an acolyte of the wounded goddess; I always have been. We worship Ianite.

LIEUTENANT AL: I have found evidence of a rebellion against Mianite! And I will have to arrest you, Prince, for leading this rebellion!

[With each syllable from Andor's lips grows a surrounding gust of wind, which halts the Lieutenant's advance, despite his best efforts to subdue the awakening acolyte.]

KING HELGRIND, now named APOSTLE HELGRIND: ANDOR!!!

ANDOR: While you have governed this port city and allocated its resources to the glorification of your "one true god," I-

APOSTLE HELGRIND, interrupting: You no longer have a place in this town! During my time away, the truth of the one true god has only become clearer.

ANDOR, speaking louder: I have been chiseling Ianite's likeness into your stones and penning her mantras into your paper. Her teachings have been with me all these years, guiding me towards a day of peace and unity-

LIEUTENANT AL: You will never…!

ANDOR, now shouting: -while you have winced at the thought of our hope and stooped over the corpses of the lost.

APOSTLE HELGRIND: Lieutenant, seize Andor and take him to our Lord.

ANDOR: If you had but journeyed with me! I am at the threshold. Soon, Ianite will rise! And my mother and sister's spirits will rise with her.

APOSTLE HELGRIND: Lieutenant!

LIEUTENANT AL: I- AM- TRYING!

ANDOR: I hear your voice, father. I hear your anger. 

APOSTLE HELGRIND: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE.

ANDOR: Do what you will with me. But first, know this. If your god is just and blameless, with flawless integrity, then fear not. Your battle is already won. But if there is the smallest fracture in Mianite's armor… then the crevice will widen. The shell will corrode. And Mianite's sins and yours will seep through. All the false glory you have built will be wiped in preparation for this world's restoration and rebirth. I do not know why you begrudge Ianite, for our family's death, nor why you hide your wounds, father. But I do know that healing is available to you. It is the greatest gift anyone can receive, greater than a shield, greater than a sword. 

LIEUTENANT AL: Andor!

ANDOR: Greater than your perfect, made-up world. If it is your wish, see this to its end. Do everything in your power to create the world you so crave. I cannot stay your hand. I raise no sword. I wear no armor. I have only this boomerang, given by a true friend. You could stop this. We could go to the docks, and throw it, just like old times with Mom. We could. I invite you.

[ANDOR collapses from exhaustion. The protecting wind subsides, and he is immediately seized by LIEUTENANT AL.]

#this is a transcription of a canon scene thank you very much

[armageddidnt]

This is so Gender of Crowley and honestly I’m here for it

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #gender #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #we stan one (1) non-binary demon #angels and demons are canonically agender #thanks and goodnight #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-queer #armageddidnt-pinned

[buggachat]

tbh I really like the idea of married Adrien and Marinette adopting their kids. Both because it's kind of a flex on Gabriel and Emilie (who thought that the appropriate response to difficulty conceiving was to hunt down ancient magical artifacts and then create a magical son that they could puppeteer and control...... because adoption/surrogates were apparently.... beneath them. or something.) but also because I just think it'd be really cute.

Like, imagine Ladybug and Chat Noir, heroes of Paris, adopting Parisian orphans. imagine Marinette and Adrien struggling to get on the good side of a "difficult" traumatized child who used to spend their days in the foster system fantasizing about Ladybug and Chat Noir saving them without realizing the new parents trying to connect with them rn ARE Ladybug and Chat Noir. Imagine them fostering kids themselves and just being A+ stellar parents between Adrien's patience and Marinette's attentiveness and both of their affection. idk I just think there's a lot there and it could be sosososo sweet

#also ok. TO BE CLEAR: astruc has implied on twitter that sentimonsters are capable of reproducing. so this isnt like CANON or anything. BUT #........ what if they couldn't teeeheee!!!!! just for meeeee!!! for my little adoption aus!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxo #(not that you can't adopt while also being able to conceive but yknow makes it more likely or whatever) #but yeah ive always been a big huge sucker for adoption and adoption stories and i want to gobble them up. thanks for coming to my tedtalk

[stealingpotatoes]

Had an idea that one of the things that Anakin does when he becomes a Force Ghost is visit Ezra and thank him for what he did on Malachor to save Ahsoka :3

thats cute and cool in theory but...

#anakin skywalker #ezra bridger #force ghosts #thanks for the ask! #star wars #this is canon dialogue. source: 'really thats what this is all about?' when ahsoka called him out for being vader

[rochenn]

Thinking about how some very minor tweaks could make so many SW species way cooler than "funky-colored human" yknow. REPTILE TOG! SKINKSOKA!!

#ahsoka outgrowing anakin around 16 and reaching 2 meters at like 20 please and thank you #skinksoka is canon to all my fics btw #star wars #my art #ahsoka tano #togruta

[chloesimaginationthings]

WAKE UP,

HAIKU BOT JUST REBLOGGED ONE OF YOUR COMICS

BLESSED BY HAIKU BOT ONCE AGAIN

(here’s the post)

#ask reply #HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOU #holy shit Michael Afton haiku #genuinely the funniest thing it could of reblogged #thank you for telling me anon I would of definitely missed this otherwise #Haiku bot is a canon Michael Afton fan 💜 #makes sense robots love Michael

[batpersik-art]

how are we feeling fronnie nation

#fronnie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ruin #ruin dlc #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #freddy fazbear #bonnie #ruin spoilers #guys. guys. #fronnie literally introduced me to the concept of shipping in like 2015 #AND NOW IT'S CANON?????HELLO????? #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY PEOPLE ARE REAL #AND ALSO??? RUIN ITSELF WAS SO GOOD I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT #I'M SO INSANE RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND #thank you steel wool i will never be normal again #my art

[kaleidoskuls]

Dustin: are any of you straight ?

Robin:

Nancy:

Jonathan:

Argyle:

Steve:

Eddie:

Lucas:

El:

Max:

Will:

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *grabs Mike's hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*

OR

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *walks in* hey, everyone

Mike: *lowers hand slowly*

#literally no one is straight #thank you for coming to my ted talk #will byers #eddie munsen #steve harrington #robin buckley #dustin henderson #max mayfield #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #steddie #stonathan #ronance #elmax #byler #eleven #byler better be canon #mike wheeler is not straight #it's so obvious #i feel bad because i didn't add lucas here #but i didn't because he's straight ? in my opinion ? #edit: nah lol lucas is bi as fuck #jargle #stranger things #remi's greatest hits

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[syruubi]

#genshin impact #what do people even call him these days #scaramouche #wanderer #Thank you Nahida for giving us canon Scarakitty #my art

[sofiaruelle]

Commission for the lovely @flowerandthesongstress of our fave triad, Sam, Abigail and Sebastian basking in the afterglow of a very productive band practice.

The Companion piece

#commission #stardew valley #stardew valley ASS gang #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail x sam x sebastian #very productive indeed #also i would love to thank flowerandthesongstress for letting me have free reign on the commission #and her infinite patience with me as i figure out where all their limbs go #and set the right spicy mood of the final illustration #i had a lot of fun with making it lowkey canon compliant with sams green carpet and wooden floors #the discarded clothes on the floor really helps with the acoustics

[prettyinaccurate]

jekyll and hyde except its how i pictured them the first time i read the book like 7 years ago

#for some reason i was fully convinced hyde was canonically ginger until i reread it #i was so confused why people drew him with black hair #but stevenson only gives us so much to work with #jekyll and hyde #edward hyde #henry jekyll #BY the way. my favorite character is utterson thank you for asking

[emry-stars-art]

Mistlefoe Aaron & Neil - @jtl-fics

Yeah this might as well be one of my last art posts of 2023

#and an art piece for the people that prefer it in this fine Dec 24th #canon and real #thank you for this beautiful vision lmaoooo #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #aaron minyard #comic #asks #mistletoe ask #requests #chibi #digital

[xxlunawarriorxx]

ermmm check pleaseeee

#miles morales #meows morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse fanart #he is so cutems i've always felt he gave off kitty vibes thank GOD it's canon #my art

[ash-and-starlight]

celebrating Her month by updating my mai&sokka bestieism manifesto & introducing their matching undercuts era

#id in alt text #thank you robin for expanding on and supporting my insanity i couldn’t have done it without u #mwah mwah forever #like im a undercut mai truther forever i think she should have one in canon as well #i think she would ask it to her bestie sokka as an act of rebellion against the rules she had to conform to her entire life #also mai and sokka are both on a shrimp gender spectrum #mai #sokka #my art #bye not me noticing NOW that there’s a typo where the fuck did that second why spawn from