#thanks for ruining the hashtags

[our-summer-is-winter]

I'm 27 and I already have forehead wrinkles. It's because I'm living in a constant state of being surprised by the wonders and beauty of the world

#i want to say thank you to [redacted]. nothing could make me so anti botox as seeing how you're ruining your face with it #sometimes famous (or semi famous) people getting plastic surgery isn't influencing their fans to get it too but the other way round #i refuse to feel guilty about how my face looks #hashtag body positivity hashtag anti plastic surgery hashtag love yourself

[starlitwishes]

@vixlenxe

Zero will drink to the 'scared to love & be loved' bit

He has no idea what you're talking about. No idea at all.

Oh, but aren't they all the same?

#muse: Wrenn #Hashtag Thanks Dottore you ruin everything

[onceuponatown]

Goodbye Tumblr. You ruined it!

Hello followers!

We are sad to say that we are discontinuing Once Upon a Town.

We started this blog in August 2013 with the aim to find, research and show historical photos in high resolution formats. The main idea was to present history as documented through photography - from the very earliest to circa mid-1950s. The large format quality we favored for our blog was chosen for its immersive properties. We wanted the past to come alive and to show you all just how much has been lost with ever increasing development, historical erasure and plain carelessness, but also to show just how quirky and eccentric many of our immediate ancestors were. Where possible we have included explanations for the images and in the process we learned a great deal about very niche corners of our recent history - and just how little we generally know about people and life from just over 100 years ago. It has been an enriching journey and we hope people who have followed this blog feel a little closer to the Victorians and Edwardians and homesteaders and flappers and dogs and cats and places captured on camera so many years ago. Much now is gone and only exists in these old photos.

In order to post this high resolution photography, we have since 2013 used a customized theme that allows large format to show on our website main page, which we recommend is accessed through a browser on a computer for a more immersive viewing experience. But thanks to Tumblr’s discontinuation of the legacy editor, this is no longer possible. The new editor they have forced down everyone’s throats (over the complaints of many) arbitrarily crops new posts and ruins the overall look of the website page. In short, it messes up the entire concept of what we have come to regard as a visual archive of the late 19th century and early 20th century. And while it still looks the same in the Tumblr feed, it’s the website most people outside Tumblr access and link to. This is our front page.

Regrettably it seems to be a trend among social sites to force unpopular changes on the people who create the content. They have become big and arrogant and care little for what users want. They keep “fixing” what isn’t broken by breaking them more. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Flickr, Deviant Art and now Tumblr have all gone through these self-destructive processes over the heads of their users and all have become worse platforms for it. 

However, even though we will no longer post new material here - at least for as long as Tumblr maintains the discontinuation of the legacy editor - we will leave the site up for people to peruse at their leisure. Our old posts are, as of yet, not affected by Tumblr’s changes and we simply can’t get ourselves to delete ten years of collecting and research. We recommend you make good use of our archive and hashtags. There’s a bit of most of everything in the deep depths of this vast collection which counts thousands of images by now. And you might just stumble on something really weird that you didn’t know about. 

At the time of writing this, Once Upon a Town has a total of 44,394 followers. We find that kinda impressive for a blog that doesn’t contain porn or manga. So here’s to all of you! We thank you for your interest and feedback over the years.

-OUAT

#goodbye tumblr #legacy editor

[thekitsunesiren]

GIVE ME: Dc discovery Amity Park through social media! I want the teens of Casper High to just post random things about the ghost attacks on the internet. I want teens complaining about how a ghost attack ruined their day and another post about a student thanking the ghost attack happening during school because they didn't study for a test.

Soon every other post has a hashtag like #GhostTown #PhantomRules #OnlyInAmity to accompany every big post

To the outside world, they think that this is possibly a town effort to get more visitors and most thought nothing of it. Even with the blurred videos of the so called "ghost fights" do nothing to lift the doubt about the town. These videos have been on the radius of the heroes. Of course they are. They have to make sure that there are no more unknown threats. But c'mon, ghosts? Coming from the most haunted place in America? Unlikely.

So the League ignored it and continued on with their lives. Amity Park nothing but a small thought in the back of their minds. That is, until they need to go.

A supernatural occurrence that happened that had some sort of relevance to the dead, so Constantine had to be contacted to help them. Of course, he knows a way to help, but he needs to talk to a ghost to do it. -- "Ghost? You're kidding right?" Flash asked, wondering whether or not the brit was pulling their leg. "'Fraid not. This definitely have ghost written all over it. And I'm really not all with talking with the ghost king." Constantine answered. "Ghost King? Like king of the dead?" Superman asked, the doubt clear in his question as he stared questionly at the man before them.

It was Constantine's turn to stare at the Justice League in puzzlement and uncertainty. "You do know about the Ghost King, right? The ghost who protects his haunt in Amity Park? It's all over the internet, surely you'd know about it!"

Oh.

Oh that's not good.

#danny phantom #fanfic prompt #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #ghost king danny

[piratefishmama]

Crossing the Line | Part 2

For Eddie Munson, it started with a tweet. A random little tweet in his mentions that ignited his incredibly hard to control impulsive curiosity. One of his long-time followers and his best friends little brother, a boy with a love of DnD who only begrudgingly followed him after he recorded one of his campaign sessions and posted it to YouTube, pinged him a mention with a single link in it to Instagram captioned “roast him he’s ruined Crazy Train!”

Michael Wheeler you little shit. He’d get Nancy on that one, Mike’s obsession with roasting people was getting mildly out of hand.

But Eddie was a curious soul and someone had apparently ruined an Ozzy masterpiece, so of course he followed that link, he didn’t even hesitate, even let out a cute little “boop” out loud as he clicked it.

Now. Eddie Munson, could have probably been classed as a bit of a music snob. He wouldn’t go too far with his snobbery, but for some people... it was just an unwritten rule that some people deserved the snobbery to the max. They deserved the shit storm that came with Eddie’s brutal honesty and lack of verbal filter.

And Nepo-babies with nothing better to do than *fix* legendary metal tracks with their top 10 bubblegum bitch bullshittery were 100% deserving of the roasting his bitchiest of little sheep had called for.

Did he go a little overboard over the following week while bored shitless in between customers at his shitty non-chain coffee shop gig? Absolutely. Did he feel bad? Absolutely not. It’d taken him all of five minutes to decide Steve Harrington was the worst.

Even if the nepo baby thing wasn’t enough, he was spotted with a different piece of arm candy every month, he had girls and guys falling all over themselves to get a glimpse from him in their general direction, like, there were articles about fights breaking out in the audience of his shows because fans couldn’t decide which one of them he looked at. He lived in some fancy ass house if his insta photos were anything to go by which no doubt his parents bought for him, he did way too many PR stunts to make it seem like he was a good guy, and while his voice was… okay, it wasn’t bad… passable, it was passable…

It sure as fuck needed to stay in its own goddamn lane.

So, the boredom in between the rare rush thanks to the Starbucks down the street was filled with what could only be described as obsessive online bullying, his ADHD hyper fixated so hard, but no way was he even going to notice it, so Eddie didn’t even feel bad about it. The guy had so many people falling all over themselves in hopes he’d notice them that his measly little insults would probably wind up just buried in the sea of hormones and the occasional desperate “COME TO BRAZIL” hashtag Brazilian flag and several thousand heart emojis.

And just as a fun little topper on the ice cream sundae that was his weeklong bitchfit into the void, a lovely little cherry on top, he covered Crazy Train on his channel. Not just the guitar bits, but he made chords and tabs for the lyrics too, letting his sweetheart sing for him, he never sang on his channel, vocals were just for the band gigs, his channel was primarily game music covers but this one, this one he declared “This is what it’s supposed to sound like” in the intro then rocked it.

Eddie was all about freedom of musical expression, but Steve Harrington could go suck a fat one if he thought he was getting away with ruining a masterpiece with his croony bullshit.

“So” The week after he’d finally put his one sided feud to rest, found one Nancy Wheeler, the instigators older sister sidling up to the counter mid-way through the most boring Sunday shift Eddie had ever worked in his life.

“Wheeleeerr, my sister from the most boring of misters, what can I get you babydoll?” He didn’t even need to ask, and she didn’t actually need to say it, he was already halfway through making her fancy little favourite, a cinnamon hazelnut latte with soy milk knowing she probably only had five minutes before she’d have to bolt again.

“Eddie… why have you spent the better part of a week harassing a celebrity on Instagram?”

“I think you mean an entire week, your little brother released the dogs of war. Aaaand the ADHD told me to do it.” He grabbed one of the little honey buns from the treats display and popped it onto a plate for her “forgive me honey bun?” A pet name AND a treat combined. She rolled her eyes fondly before accepting the free treat. “Why do you ask?”

“No reason.” There was absolutely a reason, but… honestly he brought whatever was coming to him upon himself. Sort of. She'd stand in his corner if shit got real. “I’ll handle Mike, don’t harass celebrities until you’re actually a celebrity, and even then, don’t harass celebrities.”

“It’s not like he’d notice, let’s be honest he has more fans than there are stars in the sky, all of them, and I do mean all of them, fully up for bearing his children.” Seahorse dads in the house! But also, mpreg too, ass babies unite. “It’s not like some rando having a questionably obsessive and lowkey aggressive meltdown over his ‘I’m bored as shit’ experiment would ever grace his radar.”

“I’m just saying Eddie, you never know who you’re going to reach with your online nonsense, if you ever want to get out of this place, you’re going to have to play nice with people from all walks of life, including nepotism babies.” The bark of laughter that erupted from Eddie Munson would have probably insulted most people, but Nancy had known him for years. He was listening, he was, there were just layers upon layers of automatic reactions to get through before he’d visibly take in what you were saying. “He could be nice, you never know.”

“Oh yeah, his royal highness seems lovely. Did you know people used to call him King Steve?” Seemed like the worst person on the planet masquerading as a semi-decent guy. Eddie wasn’t fooled in the slightest. “Your drink, mademoiselle!” He presented her with a large to-go cup filled with her favourite beverage.

“Don’t you have some odd little moniker on your youtube channel?” She asked behind the lip of her cup, before taking a sip and humming in appreciation. Even if he was a little shit, Eddie could make a mean latte.

“That’s a persona, it’s an online personality! People calling me Kas is different, people just called him that cause of how much ass he got. It’s weird, I bet he started it himself and paid his cronies to use it until it caught on.” That was good, maybe he’d pick his feud back up just to lay that one on him. “Seems very nepo baby of him, y’know? Can’t get a good nickname circling so he’s gotta buy one.”

“Wouldn’t his parents have bought it for him?”

“Ohhhh Wheeler good one! Nice nickname, did your daddy buy it for you? Babe, sugar plum, I love you. Imma write that one down for later.”

“Please don’t.” He was already off, and she caught sight of her smartwatch beeping about some meeting she was close to being late for. “Shoot! Gotta run, no more harassing celebrities!”

“I promise nothing!” Ah well, it probably wasn’t that big of a deal that Steve Harrington’s best friend had DM’d her, probably not a big deal at all, probably meant nothing... probably.

Part 4

#PirateWrites #Ficlet #Steddie #Crossing the Line #Stranger Things AU #WE HAVE A TITLE NOW #best friends Eddie and Nancy whee #i tried doing a tag list it didn't work sorry :( #hope it reaches you those who wanted to be tagged!!

[cityzenshark]

Terran Mirage with Malto Terrans -- Jawbreaker

1 - Hashtag | 2 - Twitch | 3 - Jawbreaker | 4 - Nightshade | 5 - Thrash

(disclaimer: this is a fanfic, don't take it seriously with the canon)

[A.N: the full story is now fixed! Enjoy reading!]

Mom said hugs heal all hurts yet told Jawbreaker not to give Mirage a hug unless he asks, which didn't look like it'll happen anytime soon. So how can Jawbreaker help make the Diaz Terran get comfortable with the Maltos?

“Let him help you find an alt mode,” Hashtag suggested, “with the power of cinema!” she gestured at the video camera JB was holding.

The next thing Jawbreaker knew he was holding Dad’s tablet reading interview questions prepared by Hashtag while Mirage sat next to him, confused out of his mind.

Even though the whole take went awkwardly, Mirage shared that he simply wanted his alt mode to look pretty and that he did not think much of its function. Having a pretty alt mode sounds nice, thought JB, but he did not want it to be just pretty. He wanted his alt mode to be… He has no idea.

So Hashtag brought him and Mirage to see Megatron and Elita-One.

Though still feeling lost, JB took Elita’s advice to spark that his alt mode didn’t need to be a vehicle. He also noticed that she kept staring strangely at Mirage to which he asked her about it. The Autobot answered it was nothing.

After Nightshade chose an owl alt mode, it clicked to Jawbreaker that he could choose to have a beast form. However, every large animal photo he went through did not resonate his spark still. While his siblings stop pushing him to keep searching, Mirage kept suggesting whatever large animal that seemed most suitable for JB. He appreciated it a lot but his indulgence ran out of enthusiasm eventually.

On one late night Jawbreaker went to the cow paddock alone, his mind empty whilst his spark continued to long for an alt mode he has yet to have. He thought he’d be alone with the cows. To his surprise, Mirage was there as well, staring longingly at the night sky.

“What are you doing?” asked JB.

“Night sky-watching.” Mirage answered.

“You mean stargazing?” Twitch and Thrash said they’ve done it many times before knowing how to sleep.

“No. I’m looking at everything in the sky. The moon, the clouds and the stars, too.”

It made sense. “Can I join?”

Mirage appeared hesitant. “I don’t want to talk right now…”

“It’s okay. We can night sky-watching together.” Jawbreaker heard from Dad that if someone didn’t want to talk didn’t always mean they were refusing company. Maybe Mirage needed one now.

It turned out he did. He thanked the bulky Malto and two watched the night sky for hours on end.

They did it again on the following night after Bumblebee’s ruined race (after Twitch hurt Mirage). And again to calm down after the not-so-peaceful lesson at the Spacebridge Memorial. And for the last time when Mom and JB’s sisters brought him back after the terrifying incident in the city, this time with Hashtag and Nightshade accompanying them both.

Jawbreaker couldn’t understand why Thrash did not like Mirage Diaz. The ‘envy’ in their link hurt. His triplets agreed. Hashtag was very upset at Thrash whereas Nightshade advised her and JB to not be harsh on their big brother even though Nightshade was upset at him, too.

On the day when Mirage was about to leave with his family for New York, Jawbreaker promised to inform him whenever he finally gets an alt mode. When they meet again weeks later, the now orange and spiky JB ran to him in excitement and transformed.

“My favorite dinosaur!” Mirage hugged stygi Jawbreaker by the neck and squealed in pure delight. Jawbreaker curled tighter to the embrace, feeling happy himself.

#transformers #transformers earthspark #earthspark #terran mirage #tf malto #tf mirage #tfes #rotb mirage #rise of the beasts #tf rotb #tf jawbreaker #jawbreaker malto #tf fanfic #tf fanart #macaddam #fixed it

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I can change him... | Fuckboy!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader

Summary: You meet Eddie at a party and make the biggest mistake of getting with him, making you fall in love, but you soon realize he's a fuck boy who can't be stopped, you will yourself to change him, but can you?

Cw: Lots of sex, hard smut, Eddie is a fuck boy who fucks anyone and anything, bisexual Eddie, bisexual reader, unprotected sex, lots of antics, hard angst, won't spoil ending sorry!

I explored the fboy!Eddie hashtag and have been inspired to write this, thanks to @newlips for this inspo! The idea is from them, I'm just making a fic out of it! Enjoy!

The music was loud, hot bodies surrounding you as you cradled a red cup against your chest, bored since your friends were getting fucked and nowhere to be seen, you wanted to leave so you took a last swig at your drink and made your way out, but your eyes drifted to the couch, where he was sitting, man spread and with a joint in his mouth, looking straight at you, those eyes drinking in your body, he was wearing a black shirt, band logo on it you don't remember which, ripped black jeans and combat boots, he looked hot and he knew it, like magic, you made your way towards him

"Hey pretty" oh gosh his voice, it was intoxicating in a good way

"Hey" you said

"You look bored, where are your friends?" He said blowing smoke out his mouth

"Ugh, I don't know, they're getting fucked somewhere" you said with a roll of your eyes

"Hmmm, and you? Haven't gotten any?" He smirked at you

You blushed "No, didn't plan on it"

"Oh really? With that mini skirt? You're fooling no one" he said cockily, he had read you like a book, you did intend on getting some dick but had gotten any

Maybe people weren't fond of your body, but Eddie was, he was hooked as soon as he saw you

And he intended in ruining you tonight

"Want some company?" He spoke again

"I was going to leave actually" you said clutching your purse

"Awe come on princess, stay here, just a bit" he said patting the spot next to him

You have in, it wouldn't hurt right? He was just sitting here, alone, you couldn't leave him like this

That was your first mistake...

~•~

"Mmmmm yes! Harder please" you moaned as Eddie pounded into you from behind

An hour after talking with him, your panties had been soaked through at his innuendos and touches, he started to finger you at the couch, kissing you sloppily and dragging you to a room, where you guys were right now

"Fuck baby, so so tight holy shit" he moaned, thighs slapping against your plush ass as he kept pounding you like a wild animal

"Eddie- fuck! I'm gonna cum!" You moaned desperately, wanting to fucking cum around him

"Do it baby, cum all over my cock" He said holding your throat, his other hand resting at his side

His cock was big, curved perfectly so it would hit your sweet spot everytime he moved, his balls were heavy and slapped against your clit with his every thrust, he had just taken off his shirt, pants halfway off of him, showing his perfect ass, you had your shirt up to your chest, boobs spilling out while your panties were in his back pocked, skirt bunched up by your hips

"Fuck fuck!" You moaned, eyes rolling back as you came, harder than ever "Fuuuuck!"

"Oh fuck yes baby, right there" he moaned while your pussy milked him dry, his balls drew up, spilling all his cum into you "Shit baby, hope you're on the pill" he said still cumming

You were so blissed out, so cock drunk you didn't notice him leaving, you stayed there, catching your breath, when you were back in your senses you noticed he was long gone

"Eddie?" You asked to the air "Damn it..."

~•~

Days went bu that you didn't hear from Eddie, not a call, nothing, he was just gone

He had fucked you and left, that's what he does apparently...

Another party came, and there he was, you smiled when you spotted him, same position as when you saw him for the first time, when he stole your heart, you were approaching him when another girl sat on his lap, grinding on him, you gasped when he pulled her up to a room

You stayed down, waiting, then followed the path they had taken, upstairs, moans and slapping noises filled the air, from people fucking and also Eddie and the random girl, you found them in the same room he had fucked you, the girl riding him while he sucked on her perfect tits

"Fuck baby, just like that, don't stop" he moaned, eyes rolled back

The girl was having her way with him, using his cock as a dildo almost, you heard them cum and soon the girl came out, fixing her hair

"Oh hi, you can go in if you want" she said smiling at you

You walked in, he was smoking a blunt, dick soft and out of his pants "Oh hey"

"What the fuck was that?!" You yelled, he didn't even flinch "I thought you said you wanted me"

"Yeah, I say that to everyone" he said unbothered

You scoffed "You are a piece of shit Eddie!" You yelled and stormed off, he felt kind of bad, so he fixed himself and went after you

"Baby, baby! Y/n!" He said following you out the crowds of people

Once out he finally caught up to you "Listen to me-"

You turned and slapped him on the face "Don't you ever call me that again! I let you fuck me without knowing you fuck anyone! Fuck you Eddie! Fuck, you!"

With that, you left him there, your heart ached, you loved him, but you hadn't meant anything to him, just a pussy to fuck and leave afterwards, so pathetic...

~•~

You continued to go to parties, seeing Eddie flirting with everyone, pulling guys and girls to rooms, so you decided to do the same

You were making out with a hot girl at a couch, she was so pretty and she wanted you, so you took her up to a room

Soon you were scissoring each other, loud moans and kisses from both of you, the door opened and there was Eddie, holding a girl's hand, you made eye contact with him as you came all over the girl, he scoffed and left

"Same time next week baby?" The girl asked

You nodded "Sure, why not"

You kissed her again and she left, soon someone entered the room, Eddie

"What do you want?" You said not looking at him as you put on your shoes

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"The same as you" you stood up "Fucking people and leaving, feels good now that I try it" you said unbothered

"You can't do that"

"Oh but you can" you retorted "Leave me alone"

You tried to leave but he grabbed your wrist "Stop it"

"You don't tell me what to do! You did the same with me, you fucked me, took my heart with you and left, why is it so bad I'm doing the same?"

He was out of words, he didn't know you had fallen on love with him...

"What?" Was all he could say

You rolled your eyes "Just leave me alone Eddie" you left, leaving him with his heart pounding in his ears

He fucked up...

~•~

At another party, Eddie didn't make a move with anyone, he watched you as you took a guy up a room, he looked like a rip off version of him, so he was mad, taking it personal...

When he made it upstairs, you were getting fucked by him doggy style and damn was he good at it

"Oh fuck yes! Yes Eddie!" You moaned, the guy stopped abruptly

"What the fuck?"

"Shit I'm so sorry I-"

"Yeah fuck that"

The guy left, you wanted to cry and scream, you had moaned Eddie's name

Someone came behind you, caressing your sides lovingly

"You can't seem to get about me baby..."

"I could never, but I hate you..."

"I know, let me fix it..."

You finally gave in, you loved him... You couldn't forget about him as hard as you tried...

"Okay... I'll let you"

"Good... Thank you" he said

That night, he made love to you, so so good that it made you fall in love with him again

"I promise I'll stay with you, only you... You took my heart too..." He kissed your face lovingly

You smiled, kissing his lips softly

At the end, you could change him...

#fboy!eddie #eddie munson #eddie munson/reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie x you #fuckboy!eddie #eddie munson smut #boyfriend eddie munson #eddie munson x chubby reader #eddie munson x plus size reader #eddie x reader #eddie x fem!reader #eddie x y/n

[nightgoodomens]

A lot of asks under the cut:

I think we figured out that this fandom can’t take criticism of anything, they had a meltdown when people called out a fictional character for being an ass, so I can imagine with them being unable to comprehend that some people do not like their queen.

I don’t understand why the concept of some people not liking other people is so horrifying and impossible to understand.

They’re all public figures, people base their opinions on what they see, some people will be indifferent, some won’t like them, some will like them, some will love them, some will hate them.

Looking for all the excuses right out of the ass why someone would hate them and it’s definitely not the idol’s fault… it is just… it ain’t that deep.

It’s fucking embarrassing honestly.

You will need to be a bit more specific regarding which issues 😅

I don’t know what she was thinking or what MS was thinking and I’m pretty happy that their situation isn’t my problem and I don’t need to go too much into it 😂 What they’re showing the public is painful to watch. We will never know what exactly was going on there but what we see/know isn’t pretty.

She shouldn’t be in the limelight because she hasn’t accomplished anything to deserve it. She isn’t in one anyway, the only people who know about her are people interested in Michael enough to care who he has kids with and find out her name AND then actually care to follow her.

I love that you said “wives” because their fans keep on making AL a wife but MS had her pop two kids out but didn’t pop the question himself.

Throw in a few “ewww” “disgusting” “depraved” “sickos” “sexist” and you’re nearly there 😂

Oh yeah - if this was about a man and a woman and they’d do 5% of what MS/DT do then you’d have articles written about it and everyone talking about it. It’s only automatically a joke because they’re two dudes.

Imagine if a man said “she’s easy to fall in love with” “I love her” “she’s my lover” stared at her lovingly constantly, called her “his partner”, and his other partner would call them “boyfriend/girlfriend”, media would be all over it and nobody would be screaming “disgusting” or a joke.

The biggest irony is that this fandom is supposed to be open minded 😂

She got pregnant at a young age by a stranger and ever since has been living in a bubble where she’s worshipped for existing by her man’s fandom who’s ensuring her she doesn’t need to do anything to be called a queen. The only jobs she scored were sorted out by him. I’m not surprised she’s still a muppet who’s learned nothing and doesn’t want to leave the fantasy bubble tbf.

She’s been obsessively copying GT to the point where I think GT has been smoothly taking the piss out of her partly for it. From “soooo linked” to “throw her a hashtag and see if it sticks” to “oh you have Getty image, here’s a cute selfie my hubby took with your man when he was happy”. Song choices have been funny too.

This fandom went downhill really quick. I scroll my dash maybe once a day and hope to see a few nice arts, scrolling through words. Art gives me the ick sometimes too unfortunately. Every time I read something I don’t even know wtf people are talking about anymore. It has nothing to do with the show.

When S3 comes out I will watch it and never check what anybody else thought about it. People ruined S2 for me and I’m not letting them do the same with S3.

Thank you for still reading this blog :)

Bruh I wish. I fucking wish. But suddenly it won’t apply when he goes all nepo on this show anyway. It’s gonna be spot the relative season.

You’d probably need to ask him this question 😅

They had one night stand, she got knocked up, he sold a lot of what he had and moved to Wales, she wanted to be big shit but the only jobs she scored were sorted out by him, she got pregnant again, she likes to take digs about him and his looks, he started looking miserable as hell with her, he paid her for a photoshoot and had GT do her promo, yet again it flopped, so now she’s suddenly feeding everyone how she totally luvs him (still slips a dig in because she can’t help herself) because heart grows fonder when shit doesn’t work out.

I don’t know why he’s with her. Maybe he’s actually deeply in love with her but decided to show the whole world that he is miserable with her for shits and giggles. Maybe they play up zero chemistry for cameras for some reason. Maybe he loves her so much he never speaks about her but perks up the second “DT” is mentioned and goes off about how much he loves him, how easy he’s to fall in love with, how good he looked in a kilt… Yeah that makes zero fucking sense, doesn’t it 😂

Responsibility I guess.

#NightGoodOmens talks PR #NightGoodOmens talks Michael and David

[mxlfoydraco]

hey so i have been diving back into the maruaders fandom and i love ur blog for that btw but im also reading A Lot of Fic and like. I have a pet peeve now and idk who else to complain to abt lmao. but basically its abt the Prank™️ and i kno everyone takes it as a big character moment for Sirius and i /get it/ esp since we have so little from canon for that era. But one thing that never comes up is how stupid it is for snape to FALL FOR IT????

literally like. your worst enemy who has actively fistfought u is like “oh u wanna see a WEREWOLF? Whose my BEST FRIEND? here you go :)” and not only does snape DO IT he does it ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON??????? every single time i read a version of it im like, this castle is full of morons but GOD does snape take the cake. And i kno its still on sirius for telling him(tho the details are still v v sparse so…) but i just. i just cannot get over how bull headed and shortsighted and stupid snape is as well. And him holding a grudge over it in canon for DECADES as well just makes it worse for me like YOU got urself into this remus did literally nothing to u…… idk i just cant let go of this and had to tell someone 😭 hashtag snape played the prank™️ on himself i guess

Thanks for listening to my rant sirius is still the number 1 best dogfather 💞

AND he suspected that Remus was a werewolf, he was trying to prove it like… you’re canonically a smart student! you can build the “werewolf + full moon = bad” equation! and you’re taking your queue from SIRIUS, whomst i love but like… be for fucking real

i mean GOOD bc him acting a fool saved remus’ ass but. you do not get to hold a grudge and still try to ruin his life 20 years later

and JAMES saves your ass. embarassing! good!

like go brawl with sirius over it, he will happily do it, leave remus alone he is only but a wet noodle

#asks

[p1nkp0nk]

ashlyn banner hcs !! <3

Dips her french fries in milkshake/icecream

avid reader. specifically for high fantasy and thriller novels, she likes the world building and detailed monologue, which aiden is continuously confused about.

will NEVER speak about reading.

she thinks itd ruin her reputation as the responsible one.

the only reason aiden knows about it is because of the amount of times hes broken into her house.

knows a small amount of sign language and tried to speak with ben using it.

did not realize he was just mute and deaf, so he didn't know wtf she was doing.

embarrassed herself greatly with that last one.

took ben a couple of days of various frantic and concerned gestures to let her know that it was okay.

plays rhythm games on her phone when shes tired/can't access her ddr machine.

i think if anyone saw her playing, she'd tell them it's "just for the game play" but she knows somewhere deep, deep down shes there for the anime girls.

some of their stories are just so sad, okay? she can't help but want to keep reading a bit.

// im a hashtag "ashlyn as a normal teenage girl" kind of person okay. we saw her and her father outside of the hospital.

has a growing beanie collection, but only the soft ones so its not sensory hell.

listens to pink floyd, nirvana, michael jackson, red hot chili peppers, and the smiths (when shes sad)

fan of porcelain creechures. dogs, birds, cats. i like to think shes got a little showcase somewhere of them.

logan always gives her really big bouquets of flowers after ballet recitals.

she feels a bit guilty throwing old ones away so she dries them and uses them as book marks.

borrows books from the library that she sees logan reading.

this is something she thought of after taylor started to try and teach her how to talk to people.

she thought that if she wanted to start a conversation, she'd get logan to talk about recent books hes read.

taylor brings her out for slushies at the gas station often

practically begged taylor to come over to her house when her ddr machine broke.

she was absolutely distraught.

tyler witnessed her begging and wanted to make fun of her, but the pity he felt outweighed his need to be an ass so he shrunk back into his and taylors room.

taylor fixed it and she almost cried thanking her.

tyler and ashlyn are resident judgement and shit talkers.

eventually, taylor knows all of the gossip from the popular kids/sports kid so he's got to find someone else to talk to. his first person was obviously ben because hes a great listener, but he seemed too nice to laugh at others misfortune, so when him and ashlyn teamed up together to make fun of aiden eating shit on the sidewalk after he does something dumb....he found his new target.

i don't think its particularly mean gossip, but more like your average catch-up-on-events kind of thing.

dead silence "........you know who i really hate?" kind of talk

i also think tyler and ashlyn are gym buddies.

maybe it'd take her a while to get to the point to want to hang out with him somewhere like the gym, so they usually go on runs or bike rides together.

they make aidens scrawny ass play ddr with them. ill talk more about that in his headcanons though.

#schoolbus graveyard #sbg (webtoon) #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #ben clark #logan fields #taylor hern #tyler hernan #headcanon #sbg headcanons #alex is insane about sbg #p0nk headcanons

[maikaartwork]

Art-adjecent friends, let’s talk about commission pricing

Recently a post I wrote about Instagram scammers got carried far and wide, which is AWESOME, because it’s raising awareness, but it did point my attention in one direction.

I would like to thank these really awesome people for making me think about this:

@astralmouseart @infocards @everentropy @jicklet @xlynchiex @spoonietimelordy @foervraengd

Their comments and hashtags made me realize something very very important. In the scammer post, I wrote that scammers offer ridiculous amounts of money, like 100 or 300 dollars. Since then I added an edit to the original post, but it doesn’t carry to reblogs. And I think that people need to understand that:

For beginning artists that don’t know how to price stuff $100 absolutely CAN be a ridiculous amount. Take into account that people might not know how to price their work, especially when they’re teenagers, deal with low self-esteem, other unknown issues, or…

… make very simple art, or are very fast with their work, or…

… from a country where it IS a ridiculous amount of money. People on the Internet seem to not realize that minimum wage in American McDonalds might be a stupid amount of cash for someone from countries far less economically lucky.

For example:

Minimum wage in my country (Poland) on the day of this post minimum wage is 21 PLN after tax. That’s 5.19 USD. I’m pretty lucky, honestly. $100 for me is 19 hours of work. Which is how long it would take me to make around 8 artworks of the kind scammers usually request.

Brazil’s hourly rate at current exchange rate is equivalent of 1.67 USD. That’s almost 60 hours to get $100.

I am incredibly grateful that the Internet is trying to bring things up to higher standards. But also, please remember that you might make people feel confused, inadequate, or out of place. Like I often feel when people tell me that I’m undercharging because I judge things by standards I was raised with, even though I try very hard to “not ruin the market” (this is nothing anyone said to me recently but I did get comments like that).

Be kind, don’t judge people by your standards, take into account that not everywhere is the same.

THE PART FOR ARTISTS:

Friends, the people that say we undercharge, to put it simply, are usually right. Especially when we’re new to this, or struggle with self-worth issues, it can be hard to imagine that people could be ready to pay more than your asking price.

Truth that you need to hear is:

You are absolutely worth it.

If you don’t know how to go about commission pricing, @thechekhov wrote a wonderful post about it (their advice posts are great in general!)

READ IT HERE

#psa #art help #art advice #commission advice #art talk

[fanyyy444]

A lil explanation ^^♡

Soo, after replying those asks, I received new ones and then I deactivated anon asks, etc etc.

I did took screenshots of them(The new asks), but I didn't wanted to reply. (And yeah I did blocked them already, I'm just saying that I took screenshots of the asks they sent.)

After some time, I decided to answer it, but Hobi's birthday was coming up and I didn't want to ruin the energy of it with my posts answering those shit asks on BTS tarot hashtag, so I waited a bit more. (Not really just "a bit" loll, but okay😭😭😭 At least the wait is over now.)

Time was running already so I did that post with the poll to see if I should post the posts or just delete them forever u know🥴

Mm also I was gonna post them a few days ago but that time MY birthday was coming and I didn't want to ruin the energy of it again😅 So I waited mooore, but btw, now the posts are there :)

Thanks for everyone who voted btw!💖 I was a bit insecure wether I should post them or just forget about it completely <3

And also thanks for everyone who wished me a happy birthday too🥰💗 Ilysm guys💖💖

I also wanna mention here that I sometimes don't have mood to do readings(Or time), I profoundly apologize to y'all for not giving much entertainment these days with K-Pop readings, and I also apologize for everyone who sent me asks and I still didn't replied to it, there's still a lot tbh, but I will answer to all of them💗 (@aquamoonknight Youu especially, sorry it's taking too long, but I promise I will answer your ask and everyone else's asks too).

I think that's all💖

It probably wasn't what many of you were expecting(I guess many of you probably were expecting fs readings), but I hope you can understand me💗

I just don't understand why and how some people are so rude and disrespectful, and most of times, for no reason. Hopefully they can understand that what they're doing is not right and good, and that they'll get what they deserve🩷

And yes, I'm aware of what was happening under this BTS hashtag with that new blog, I just hope they become aware of their words and also that they do not put words in my mouth or other people's too nor spread fake info about me and other blogs here :) <3

Annyeong~ ♡

Mmm anyways..Thank you if you read all this😊💗

#bts tarot #bts tarot readings #kpop tarot #kpop tarot reading #kpop reading #bts #kpop #bangtan #bangtan boys #bts army #bts ot7 #btsarmy #army #방탄소년단 #tarot #apobangpo #borahae #i purple you 💜 #tarot readings #tarot reading #tarot cards #tarot deck #tarotblr #witchcraft #witchblr #witch community #witch #pick a pile #pick a card #bts fs

[minniethemoocherda]

After All is Said and Done

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR EARTHSPARK!

Summery: "Please tell me I wasn't this bad when I was a sparkling." Bumblebee sighed. "No. You were a lot worse." Optimus teased.

ao3

Bumblebee was exhausted by the time they got back to the Malto farm. And it wasn't all due to the battle with Mandroid.

On the way he'd had to stop Jawbreaker from adopting the raccoon that seemed to follow them everywhere, Hashtag from fighting an inflatable wavy arm man and Nightshade from trying to chat up the non-sentient speed train. And now, despite the dark of dusk creeping over the horizon, the new young Terrans were in no rush to get some recharge, having started a game of hot cube with Twitch and Thrash, whilst using the human children as hot cubes.

Bumblebee collapsed onto the bed of hay, keeping one optic on the Terrans through the open barn doors. He felt the warm chuckle of Optimus' baritone as the Prime sat on the haystacks besides him.

"Please tell me I wasn't this bad when I was a sparkling." Bumblebee sighed.

"No. You were a lot worse." Optimus teased. His gaze was also on the choas outside but Bumblebee didn't think that it was the Malto children that his former mentor was seeing. "Do you remember when you trapped yourself in our rust stick cabinet? I worried that the Deceptions had kidnapped you."

Bumblebee groaned at the memory. He'd barely been a vorn old and had wanted more of the treats Ratchet had given him when Optimus had first brought him to the Arc. He'd managed to break open the supply cabinet in Rachet's medbay, only for door to lock itself when it swung shut behind him. Not wanting to face Optimus disappointment he'd stayed hidden for the next few jors until Ratchet eventually opened the cabinet again. Elita later called it his first scouting adventure. Although the stomache ache from surviving off rust sticks for jors hadn't been worth it. Neither had the guilt when he had grown old enough to understand the consequences of eating their ration supplies.

Bumblebee was glad at least that the new Terrans wouldn't have to worry about rations. At the dimming of Optimus' optics, Bumblebee guessed that the Prime had probably had a similar train of thought.

"Stop." Bumblebee told him.

"I'm not doing anything." Optimus replied in that polite mask he used when talking to politicians.

"No but you're thinking it so don't. It's not your fault I was born in a warzone. You did the best you could. So don't appologise for it because I will only ever be grateful."

"It is because of me that there was a war for you to be born into." Optimus sighed, but Bumblebee wasn't going to let him drown himself in unneeded guilt again. He tugged at the big bots arm, forcing Optimus to look at him.

"Hey, it's thanks to you that the Terrans weren't. Besides it was Megatron who striked first. You were the one who fought back. And no matter how long we debate over who started the war, everyone knows that you were the one who ended it."

The light returned to Optimus optics as he gazed down at him.

"How did you grow to he so wise?" Optimus asked.

Bumblebee shrugged, letting go of Optimus' arm.

"Well, I did learn from the best."

"Don't forget, after a battle like that it important to recharge. Rest, I will watch over the Terrans." Optimus said, wrapping an arm around Bumblebee and tucked him against his side.

At the sight of Optimus' smile Bumblebee couldn't hide back his own grin. It had been a long time since he had seen Optimus smile like that. It warmed his spark to be the one to cause it. Even if the moment was slightly ruined by his sudden yawn.

Although for some reason it seemed to make Optimus' smile grow even larger.

And for the first time since he was a sparking, Bumblebee let the beat of his mentor's spark lull himself to sleep.

#earthspark #transformers earthspark #earth spark #bumblebee #optimus prime #tfe #tfe bumblebee #tfe optimus prime #dadimus prime #optimus is bumblebee's dad #bumblebee is optimus' son #nightshade #hashtag #jawbreaker #robby malto #mo malto #thrash malto #twitch malto #thrash #twitch #transformers #The Transformers #earthspark spoilers

[honey-bri-books]

Opinion.

It isn't spoiling much if people are re-sharing images, stills, gifs or moments from clips, the preview, etc that Prime itself is releasing to the public, before August 11th. If you don't want to see ANYTHING that comes from the movie before seeing it yourself, you must stay off social media.

Or block the hashtags RWRB or RWRBMovie and try your best to understand that this is fans showing their excitement and passion for the book and film. No one is trying to ruin your experience.

To me, spoiling is sharing information or content that Prime has not yet shared on any of their socials. Sharing theories is not really spoiling the movie either. If you want to be 100% surprised STAY OFF OF TUMBLR, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, and everything else.

And if it is considered spoiling, Prime did it first (because promos happen, every now and then). They are going above and beyond in a way that I am thoroughly enjoying. If I've ever felt a moment was spoiled, it's my own fault for being on here in the first place.

Thank you!

#rwrb #rwrb spoilers #red white and royal blue #opinion only #rwrb movie #promo clips #rwrb preview #rwrb teaser #rwrb stills #rwrb promo clips

[eimoonie]

My love for you is infinity

5wirl x FEM!reader (today is Heizou's turn!)

Read the first chapter to know better of the plot.

It has been a week since Xiao transferred to the school. Let's discuss some of the recent news.

Recently, Xiao joined the music club.

As Xiao slid open the door to the music club, Venti exclaimed happily, 'Huh? Xiao!' Venti approached them with excitement and embraced you, saying, 'Hehe, Xiao has had a change of heart and decided to join the music club.' The other members looked at him, and Xiao gazed down, reconsidering his choices.

"Yay!! You guys met Xiao, the guy I told you about who has a perfect physique!" Venti pulls Xiao closer to the group.

"Hello!!" A lively voice exclaimed. Xiao turned towards the voice and saw someone with maroon-colored hair highlighted with dark streaks, light olive green eyes, and a mole beneath each eye. "I'm Shikanoin Heizou, nice to meet you." Heizou winked at Xiao.

"Right! Time for an introduction," Venti said as he introduced the guys. Each of the members appeared to have a distinct character they portrayed.

Heizou is the playful and lively character who frequently takes on the role of the protagonist's best friend.

Venti is the mischievous and cheerful character who portrays the trouble-making friend of the protagonist.

Kazuha is a gentle and polite character. He could play the 'lover' role.

On the other hand, Scaramouche is a dangerous and mean character. He can be played as the tsundere type of character or even as the 'Ren Yamai' type!

You're already familiar with Xiao's character, but with this development, you can envision a promising future for this band. You choose to linger and enjoy some of the snacks that Kazuha brought along. "Does everyone here play an instrument?" Heizou inquires, to which Venti responds with certainty, 'I play the lyre!' Interestingly, it appears that Venti is the only one with a traditional approach, as every member of the group has an instrument they can play.

Heizou plays the drums while Kazuha plays the guitar. Scaramouche is on rhythm guitar, and Xiao is on bass.

The music club once had only one member because bands were unpopular at the time, until an exotic-themed band called 'The Dickz' rose to the top stage, along with an all-girl band named '4yro'. This band included students from an all-girls school next to yours, and you're familiar with them: Keqing, Ganyu, Yanfei, and Hu Tao are members of the band.

Recently, you've developed an interest in bands, prompting you to witness one rise to the top. You're delighted that your best friend is finally engaged in something productive, instead of idling around and consuming energy drinks—this applies to Xiao as well.

"I'm about to leave now. I'll make sure to check in with you guys every day." Just as you took a step, Venti halted you. "Huh? Venti?" You gazed at him in confusion. "NO!!! You can't leave. Can't you see, Y/N?" Venti became dramatic and pleaded for one last favor, "See what?" you asked, "There's a group of boys who don't know how to take care of themselves!! How are we supposed to reach the top hashtag on Twitter if... we don't have a manager?" Venti begged. "I know how to take care of myself," Scaramouche chimed in, ruining Venti's dramatic moment. "Is he always this dramatic?" Heizou joked. "Fine, I'm only doing this because it's my last favor for you." You agreed, and Venti thanked you numerous times.

Alright, Manager! What's our first training?"

The five guys were seated in chairs. "First of all... Hmm, Scaramouche, you're going to practice your guitar skills! And Kazuha, could you please bring more snacks? Xiao, let's cut back on the energy drinks. Venti, focus on enhancing your voice since you're the vocalist. Heizou..." You gave them instructions, and Heizou responded, "Yes, ma'am!" Heizou played along, "Hmm...

CHANGE YOUR STYLE IF YOU WANT TO BE MORE POPULAR, YOU GOOF."

"There's nothing wrong with my style! I like it," Heizou defended. "You see, you're the only one who likes it, not everyone else." The rest were shocked. Who knew you could be this strict?

"Let's get to work!" Everyone rushed to their positions. Heizou and you went out to buy new clothes, while the rest worked diligently to make a good impression on their new manager.

"Ah, I honestly thought you were joking!" Heizou chuckled. "I'm serious, but I'm not passing judgment," you replied. "Exactly, so... we're actually going to shop for new clothes for me?" Heizou asked. "Yes! I'll help you pick out some clothes!"

You grasp Heizou's hand and lead him to the clothing store. "Stay here, I'll pick out some clothes," you say before moving away to find suitable attire for him. While you are away, Heizou looks around and catches sight of several couples. His surprise grows as he observes a male entering the dressing room with a female. "Oh, that could be troublesome," he mutters to himself.

Public indecency is illegal (AND NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING THAT, GRRR!!). Heizou decided to let them have fun, and afterward, he would give them a warning. One thing no one knows about Heizou is that he's a detective or a private investigator. 'Heizou, I'm back! Here are some clothes I picked. Go, try them on!'" You were being assertive, but at first glance, you knew that Heizou already has good taste in fashion. In fact, the clothes he was just wearing are the latest trends, but he incorporated them into his own style.

Heizou really knows fashion. once he's done changing, you complimented how the clothes looked on him, saying, "I look pretty good! I'll wear this next time we meet again." He winked, then glanced at the dressing room that the couple had used. "Hm... well, I guess I'll let you in on a secret," Heizou said as he approached the couple. You were confused, but then Heizou issued them a warning for public indecency.

"Huh?!" you exclaimed, pausing for a moment. "Wait, what? How did you know they were doing it?" you asked. "I just heard some noises," Heizou explained. The couples apologized and walked away. "Hey, how about we pay for these clothes? I have some memories associated with them!" Heizou suggested. You replied with a nonchalant "Sure, sure..."

"That'll be 200 Mora! Right now, we're offering a couple's discount. Would you two like to use it?" The cashier asked. You replied, "Sure, thanks." You used the discount. Heizou caught on quickly, saying, "Ooh, you sly..." Heizou continued, and you chuckled before heading back to the clubroom.

#genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #heizou x reader #heizou x y/n #heizou x you #heizou #genshin impact imagines #gesnhin impact #heizou genshin impact #fanfic #wattpad #genshin heizou #5wirl x reader #heizou x gender neutral reader #xiao genshin x reader #venti x reader #kazuha x gender neutral reader #scaramouche #scarameow #4nemo x reader #genshin x you #genshin xiao x reader #genshin heizou x reader #genshin

[sollucets]

congratulations on your follower milestone!! You deserve it! I would love to also request something from the touch prompt list for aye and akk? 50. putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up screams Akk and aye to me..

hi nonny!! thank you very much for the prompt & ur well-wishes

this is set in-canon, specifically in the back half of episode 10 pre-protest. i think there's room to imagine a few extra days of secret boyfriends akkaye, and if there isn't, too bad, i want to. nearly 1k again bc it got out of hand

💜

The days between their first suspicions that the protest will be outside school and that weekend are tense. Very few people are acknowledging it out loud for fear of retribution; only in closed meetings and on social media does anyone dare to say anything at all is going on. Just another invisible threat to hang over all their heads. 

Akk leaves an after-school meeting with a frown on his face, stopping in an-abandoned-at-this-time hall outside the student affairs office to check over the hashtags. He’ll probably get away with being seen using his phone if he just says he’s doing his duty, but he doesn’t want to bet on it. 

So it’s understandable that he’s on edge enough to make an undignified shrieking noise when he's grabbed by the wrist and pulled around a corner into a smaller, connecting hallway. 

"Ayan," he hisses, because who else could it be?

Grinning, Aye runs a thumb over Akk’s pulse point before dropping his wrist in favor of leaning against the wall next to him, looking up through his eyelashes. He’s in his usual sweatshirt and somehow looks just as put-together as always despite it. “You know you’re not supposed to be using that, head prefect," he says, voice only slightly lowered in deference to their location. 

"What do you want," Akk demands in a whisper, checking back and forth down the hall. No one's here, but that doesn't mean anything; it may be after classes, but there are still staff and other students with late clubs around who might easily pass through here. He straightens his back nervously.

"To see my boyfriend," Aye says innocently.

That word still sounds so strange and precious coming out of his mouth. Akk rallies after a second. "You saw me in class multiple times today. Try again."

"To really see you," Aye amends, tilting his head coyly and reaching out to flip the hem of Akk's uniform jacket between his fingers. Something seems to shift in his face when he adds, "You look stressed, Bigfoot."

Akk's jaw clicks, and he sighs, leaning back against the wall too. The brick is uncomfortable even through the layers of his clothes, and he wants to reciprocate, to mess with Aye's hair or tell him the whole horrible truth or hold his hand, but the hall is only so empty for so long. "You always say that."

"You always look stressed. Can't I worry?"

He wishes he wouldn't. It's too much, sometimes, the guilt of it. "I'm fine, Aye."

Aye's dark eyes, always too-seeing, follow him as he shifts uncomfortably where he stands. “I don’t believe you,” he says quietly. 

Closing his eyes to get away from that look, Akk lets himself be honest: “I don’t expect you to.”

A hand brushes his for a second, warm and familiar, and then two hands take his face between them and squeeze. “Stop that,” Aye says as Akk’s eyes fly open and he jerks away. “You look like Singto when the treats run out.”

Akk has no idea what his expression is doing, but it must be hilarious, because Aye snickers unashamedly at him. "That's a better face."

Without much success, he tries to stop the corners of his mouth from curving up. He’s always at least a little out of control around Aye, honestly, and it should scare him even more than it already does, but— when Aye’s smile looks like that, all bright and teasing and blinding, what can he do? What could anyone expect him to do?

"And that's even better," says Aye, tone self-satisfied. "Show me that all the time, okay?"

"Shut up," Akk grumbles, the effect ruined by his obvious grin. He puts a hand up and actively pulls the corners of his mouth down.

"Don't think I will," Aye tells him, eyes sparkling. "The results are just so good. You're so cu--"

Akk takes the hand at his own face and slaps it over Aye's mouth, finally managing a proper glare. "Don't," he says pointedly. "I'm not."

Aye raises both eyebrows and wiggles them obnoxiously.

"You are very much the only person that thinks that," Akk tells him. He's surprised Aye hasn't licked his hand yet. "Most people actually take me seriously, you know. You could do that too. It wouldn't even be hard."

Aye says something muffled that sounds suspiciously like you don't want me to, and Akk rolls his eyes, laughing a little. "You're too full of yourself, really. You—"

Over Akk’s fingers, Aye's eyes go comically wide, and he shifts enough to slap his own hand over Akk's mouth just as the sounds of footsteps pass them in the connecting hallway, the murmur of a conversation identifying the people having it as teachers heading towards the offices.

Both of their hands over each other's mouths, their gazes lock for a long moment as the sounds fade away. Akk doesn't even breathe as Aye's fingers shift.

When it's quiet again, they both drop their hands, staring.

Then Aye cracks, his lips twitching, and Akk stifles a laugh of combined relief and sympathy with all his strength in turn, face scrunching up as he shakes his head. So stupid, and so close to being caught. He even still has his phone in his hand. He’s about to murmur something along those lines when his entire train of thought is derailed. 

Aye brings the hand he'd used to cover Akk’s to his own mouth and silently presses two fingers to it in a smiling kiss. When all Akk can do is stare, transfixed, he draws a little closer and whispers, “You can have a real one if you let me walk you to your dorm.”

Like I want that, Akk wants to say, to fend off the way they both know he does. He shakes his head, ruefully this time. “We shouldn’t leave at the same time,” he says very softly, an apology. “I’ll — see you later?” 

Aye’s smile goes a little plastic for a moment, pained, but he doesn’t push it. “I’ll call you. It’s a promise.”

#the eclipse #akkayan #my fic tag #arbitrary milestone prompts #(still taking those! i have lots of eclipse in my inbox lmao) #episode 10 my beloved #i write so much postcanon akkaye that i always forget just how much i'm. Love. this particular dynamic #couldnt get the hand over mouth —> finger kiss out of my head. :’) #also! akk pov is so beloved to me. he's so dumb #no baby. aye is not the only person who thinks you're cute