#thanks in old age

[horreurscopes]

thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them

#horreurart #death note #spent an hour slapping some color on this several months old sketch because i really like it but i don't think it's ever getting finished 💀 #anyway where's morgan's Mello Is Fine posting. because he is. fine. look at him. he works out #also please note i tried to give mello stubble but i hated it so much i got rid of it. sorry im too much of a lesbian. i'm sure he'd #look properly rugged but i can't pull it off #anyway local hot goth who is aging like milk due to severe substance abuse in his youth + his ethereal elfin boyfriend of confusing gender #because mello is Fine near's hair gets done because in this universe he is not grievously depressed (: it's yaoi so i get to decide the #complex ptsd's been [REDACTED] out of him (it has not) #thanks for coming to my ted talk #meronia #near #mello #near dn #mello dn #mihael keehl #nate river #near death note #mello death note

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something """canon""" age difference, modern AU where Rex actually is a decade younger than Anakin

And for Reasons, 34yo Anakin and 39yo Padme have decided to invite this Hot Young 24yo Who Just Exited The Military into their bed for a quick romp that turns into something of a longterm relationship that is sortakinda sugaring

………….just realized this makes Rex only [checks math] twelve or thirteen years older than the twins.

Which is very funny to me. These tweens are so unimpressed by the GI Bill college guy their parents are wooing. Is this supposed to be their new babysitter? A nanny? Wait, he's your boyfriend??? EW.

Such a weird age difference to have with your sorta stepkids

#rexanidala #rexwalker #anidala #rexidala #captain rex #anakin skywalker #padme anidala #skywalker twins #phoenix talks #modern au #age difference #star wars #the clone wars #Rex was probably medically discharged due to a head injury that required brain surgery (a la chip removal) #I want him to be a college dude. but also he's had a career already. sorta. It got cut short but it was a real contract with the military #but I want people ragging on Anidala for dating 'a college kid' and they keep protesting that he's 24! he's a veteran! he's on the GI Bill! #Rex Fett Is Old Enough To Make His Own Decisions Thank You #Rex is just like. okay then. you folks can have your age discourse I'm gonna go put on some swim trunks and be lifeguard for your 12yo twin #means I can get in their good books by being the adult supervision for the pool time they want to have #while also showing off some Nice Pecs for the hot rich older couple I'm dating

[sweetmage]

Click for full res! 💔

Though my canon Hawke sides with Anders 100% of the time without regrets, I can't help but feel a little bad Sebastian in that scenario (barring what he does in DAI).

To quote what I've already said about it before: Sebastian had experienced so much tragedy, loss, and rejection as it was. However, in his darkest hour (having lost his family) he found someone who he thought understood his position and pain and wanted to help him set things straight when he thought no one else would.

Then, when what little he had left (the Chantry and the family he found there) was taken from him again, he turned to the one person who seemed to have understood his loss and desire for vengeance before, who he assumed he could count on to understand his pain and stand beside him again. His friend...

That person, sadly, sided with the culprit without hesitation or second thought. He never saw things the way Sebastian did...

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #anders #hawke #handers #please don't post any Anders-negative stuff on this post I am 100% pro-Anders/Anders positive! I just like the Seb pov angst :') #thank you to the person who randomly liked my old post on the matter. you sparked my feelings about it again lol #i linked said old post for reference! #jun art

[omint]

save me old men yaoi save me

#jujutsu kaisen #my art #jjk #higuruma hiromi #atsuya kusakabe #does this ship have a name??? idk??? #anyway save me old (middle age actually) men yaoi save me #kusahigu #thanks for the name!

[oughtnots]

minor spoiler for todays Steeplechase, dont read this until youve listened to it -

Middle-aged/old Montrose truthers win!!!!!!!!

RISE UP BESTIES! HE'S OLD

#the adventure zone steeplechase #montrose pretty #the adventure zone #steeplechase #taz steeplechase #taz #art #my art #asks #FEELING VINDICATED IN THIS GOOD HOUSE TONIGHT. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SENT ME AN ASK OR SAID YOU THOUGHT OF ME #still think i headcanon him closer to middle age than 'shockingly old' (sorry griffin) just bc how is he doing all these physical feats but #shockingly as opposed to what they might have guessed maybe #still thought he was gonna turn out to be carmine denton for a while. still could tbh #also thank you for formatting this with the big space so i didnt read the spoiler #ik i switched which hand was the tusk SORRY pretend this is mirrored

[explodingstarlight]

"who gave this child coffee?? WHO GAVE THIS CHILD COFFEE?!??" my reblogs cry

it was me, i'm not sorry >:)c

*taps microphone* yes, thank you for tuning in 😌✨ now go follow the creator of the Alpha Stage/de-aged!Donnie AU, @snailsnaps and consume their content (not literally /j)

#said with the most /lh of tone #but also no i will not repent 😌 #my extended family thought that giving coffee to my 6-year-old self was a good idea and now i can fight god /lh /j #look me in the eyes and tell me that you truly think you could keep a de-aged donnie away from coffee #im waiting 🤨 #all this to say tho- snailsnaps is the god of the de-aged donnie AU so only they can reveal his coffee consumption status #thank you for letting me play in this AU's sandbox :) #gremlin turtle tots with a sprinkle of angst hits just right #i just want to invite chaos is that such a crime guys??? 😩🖐️ /lh #oh! in case you don't have the brand: deathwish coffee is a brand of coffee with a very high caffeine content in the USA #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #turtle tot donnie #turtle tots #also works for de-aged donnie #i had him in mind while doodling #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #my art #explodingstar art #phone doodles #rise donnie #tmnt donatello #back on my #alphastage rise #BS /affectionate #de aged donnie

[amclennonblog]

some of you are so insensible like, wtf?

yeah, paul mccartney is not 52 anymore, he grew older, and it's a BLESSING. because there are only two options: you either grow old or you die. thank GOD Paul is here, now, being able to record this song, unlike John, who we've lost a long time ago. We will never get old man John voice, and that's because he's not here. That sucks. I'd give a lot to have seen John grow older, even if just a little more. See his face change, his music and his voice too. It would have been a blessing.

be fucking greateful that paul and ringo are still here, doing this. rejoice on paul's older raw and real voice. it exists.

#mclennon #the beatles #now and then #i know it's hard to assimilate this perspective #I apply it to myself #as the years went by celebrating my birthday became kind of a dread #when i became thirty i was complaining about being 'too old' and then it occured to me #there was only one way I'd be forever 29....and that was worse #and that's how i started seeing aging as a blessing...and everything that somes with it #thank god i got to hear paul's voice grow tired like that...it means he's still hear and working with it ..it's great

[hanasnx]

more of brucie,

19yo gf and him going out to the iceberg lounge for what gf thinks is a romantic date bcos she doesn’t even realize what a criminal wasteland it really is but it’s really for batman to spy on the penguin .

19yo gf seeing bruises on bruce’s back and asking him what had happened and he sends her away and dismisses her ab it

bat signal lighting up when gf is sooooo close to getting in bruce’s pants

-🍓

he says "let me go grab us some drinks :)" and slips away to listen in at cobblepot's door and when he gets caught he stupidly goes "i was looking for the bathroom 😅"

he dismisses her saying that he's so clumsy he was reading the newspaper and took a tumble down the stairs, luckily! he's taken martial arts, and knew to tuck and roll just like his sensei taught him 😎

ok now the bat signal thing had me gasping bcos i imagine bruce is dating you this young because of the controversy and not because of attraction. he can recognize you're attractive, and that you have control of your own body and can choose to sleep with who you want. he certainly doesn't blame you for coming onto him when he's been on you so strongly, and you two are famously dating after all. there's no shame in sleeping together. however, for him, he's held back. whether it be principle or whatever, he doesn't find young pussy as appealing as some people. he likes women his age, and that's not to say he doesnt't think you're sexy or that somehow your age does you a disservice in the bedroom, but it's too real. sleeping with you after using you to get ahead as batman takes it one step too far for him. he was kinda hoping to be done when everything blows over on batman's end, or that you'd break up with him so he could get in on the juicy heartbreak scandal on the tabloids.

sleeping with you after using you as a tool doesn't sit right with him. which is one the reasons he's always rushing you out, i think that's kind of the point i wanted to make with that 19 year old reader "au" so to speak.

so it's kinda hot to me that you've gotten him to the point where he's considering it. a catalyst has occurred to where he can set aside that past principle (though he is famously stubborn so i haven't devised the catalyst).

you're draped on him, hand stroking his thigh, fingers brushing the bulge in his pants, telling him, "it's alright, i get shy, too." and he's thinking about pulling you on is lap to ride him and he sees the signal from the window and remembers his principles, effectively blue-balling you again. you prolly try to pick a fight with him because youre a fresh adult basically and dont know a lot but he doesnt have time for you because he has to get you out of here so he can go.

for the most part, i highly doubt he ever lets himself be alone with you. it's always in public spaces, or someone else is around like alfred

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon: 🍓 #ch: bruce #bruce wayne prompt #nineteen year old!reader #tw age gap

[sayonaraearthling]

it was if he had wings, with the wind at his back

#xiao #genshin #genshin impact #xiao genshin impact #xiao genshin #my art #lemme tell you this one took me fucking forever #the artblock i had was wild this guy is ages old #chipping at this mf since like february #hes done now thank god and now i never have to look at it woohoo

[berrydoodleoo]

once, you were almost a ghost

#my art #noctis lucis caelum #ffxv #render #not sure i really have an excuse for this other than i wanted to see noct's pretty pretty face #and maybe show off his hands a bit #have you ever seen a prettier video game man? #xv did not have to go this hard #they could have said that being in the crystal stopped noct from aging #but no #they said we are going to make the handsomest 30 year old the world has ever seen #and then they gave him to us #really we need to be more appreciative #also thank god for flagrum #i spent ages trying to figure out the shaders and never got even close #i understand how things work better now but the difference between the flag rum model and what i had slapped together are like night and day #i'm trying to look on the bright side and not be frustrated by all my wasted time and energy #:):):):) #it's almost working

[alchemisticramblings]

chess tips from your local five hundred year old man

#septimus heap #marcellus pye #marcellus pye my beloved #how is this man like fifty percent of my motivation #marcellus shitposts are now half my reason to live #anyways thanks to my friend for suggesting i do this #my art #angie sage #septimus: aging five hundred years trying to figure out how in the unholy heck does he keep losing to this old man #meanwhile marcellus: crinch cronch

[smashorpassgilf]

peter cushing (and thank u for ur service)

#🫡 he aged well #smash or pass #smash or pass poll #poll #tumblr polls #ask #thank you! #old man #submission #posting this to offset the one i deleted

[yamameta-inc]

otose meeting teenage gintoki in the graveyard and being like... here's a young boy who looks like a ghost and who was chewed up and spat out by the same war that took my husband. the same war that changed jirocho. but look how young he is. what is there even for the war to chew on. maybe that's why he was spat back out. and then after getting to know him better, after he gets his footing back, she's like yeah. nobody and nothing would want to eat something this noxious. but she's terribly fond. and she must've been lonely after her husband died. they were three, and then one died and the other couldn't handle it. if she had ever asked gintoki, maybe she would've found out that he was in a similar position, but she would never ask him, and i don't think to this day she ever found out what happened to him. but in any case she, fortunately or unfortunately, could handle anything. that's a particular texture that she and gintoki share

#one single serious scene between otose and zura would've been so good #because it's like. you know? you're the only one left. the other one went off the deep end #except. in zura's case gintoki is still alive. #also thanks to otose. isn't that incredible? #and also. jirocho sort of learned his lesson and turned around even at his old age #isn't that incredible? #anything can happen as long as you live

[galerion]

guess who’s about to do a DAO replay! 

guess who’s also going to

#no i dont think i will do the fade thanks #i almost considered doing it since its been a while #but the top comment on the mod was like 'i tried doing it for old times sake then came back to this mod and reloaded the game' lmao #dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #lexas

[mokutone]

thank you @depressedhatakekakashi for the ko-fi! :^D!!! here's a tsunade doodle as thank u 💚

#my art #naruto #tsunade senju #thank you doodles #image desc in alt text #I AGED HER JUSSSSST A LITTLE BIT #because i think most naruto fans will agree with me: it would be nice if she looked even slightly less like a 20 year old hehehe

[bardicious]

That feel when you know how old someone is by how they draw Robin. 😔

#Damian Wayne #dick Grayson #Tim drake #Jason Todd #dc comics #Batman #I saw Damian in a line up with the Teen Titans cartoon #and when said Artist was asked why they chose Damian #they said it was because he would be in a closer age range to the rest #an open look into how dumb the comics are and how they CONSTANTLY deage character oof! #I kinda miss old comics #not gonna lie #been a decade plus since there’s been anything even remotely coherent #also I will die on this hill - Damian’s new outfit is SO ugly - like grey??? no thanks #it’s also over designed #no diss to the artist in question #i understand #😔