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striders · 1 year
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just told my gf that the night before i knew i was going to use a bong for the very first time i studied the wikihow article to make sure i did it right and they just said “yeah that sounds like something you would do”
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reallyndacarter · 1 year
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Oh, OK.
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omg-snakes · 6 months
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Chammers was named as a joke about a joke about a fulfillment platform software product that no longer exists.
Now I'm going to rehome him, and his new family will probably rename him. They won't know why he was ever called Chammers.
Will they even wonder?
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plaguedocboi · 4 months
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Shoutout to the person who sent me a singular image of furry porn accompanied by the text “9” and then either deactivated or blocked me. And I mean that genuinely I’m not even mad I just love the chaos of this website
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junglejim4322 · 3 months
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As a tween I literally would see the guy I had a crush on wear something and go out and buy it right after and the only reason it didn’t come off like the plot of a psychosexual stalking thriller single white female style is because the clothes in question were the ugliest khaki cargo shorts graphic tees and flip flops you could find on the market
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leighlew3 · 1 year
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Me: "Guys, I'm a simple person, I just want to live my life, pay my bills... I'm not looking for a big fancy boat." 
My managers: *both burst out laughing* "We'll remind you of this convo when you're rich and sitting on your big fancy boat." 
They're my biggest hype men, I swear. 😩😂
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twomaskedidiots · 1 year
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soggy chicken nugget
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navybrat817 · 1 month
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https://www.tumblr.com/navybrat817/743118116923506688/navy-im-so-sorry-you-didnt-get-the-promotion?source=share
Is this a poll for fun or is this to write more? We don't need anything else for this when you have better stories. 😔
Thank you for letting me know I have better stories, nonnie. I suggest not reading this AU then should I choose to expand it. I'm certainly not forcing anyone to read my stuff.
But while we're discussing this, maybe send some love on the fics that are "better"? Encouragement over backhanded compliments.
Thanks for stopping by.
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2laffy2 · 9 days
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
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Listen I like Taylor Swift but I am by no means a swifty--
I am watching Eras Tour The Movie (taylor's version) (a confusing title bc who else's version would there BE? the theatrical release was also her version?)
but I just heard the song Long Live, which I am not kidding I have never consciously heard before, and god I can just imagine loving her so much and like, WEEPING in the arena during that song. Like it must just really do it for the girlies! I teared up myself!
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r3tr0fl0w3r · 21 days
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that’s nice dear..
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seokoilua · 4 months
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what is going on in their official tiktok
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evildilf2 · 9 months
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just wanted you to know, and I mean this as a compliment, that your blog makes my gender dysphoria flare up
You can just say I’m masc it’s ok
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frogmanfae · 1 month
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The gift of prophecy 🔮
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this, but what I am going to do with this is find out when Newsies UK is going to announce their return and make everyone on Tumblr think I'm secretly in the cast or something
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keter-class-anomaly · 5 months
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THIS IS A REQUEST TO GET YOU FISHED MAN
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NOOOOOOOO IVE BEEN FISHED
HOW COULD I HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN !!!
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slowiedrakie · 1 year
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the only time she actually spoke is in episode 13 and it’s to say this bruh how is that supposed to help
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