#that about sums them up tbh

[starry-bi-sky]

okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.

So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).

Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.

Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021

Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.

Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)

Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.

It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc #plus amity suddenly going 'we have ghosts' could be seen as a case of city-wide FOMO finally hitting so nobody believes them #and thats if the belief of ghosts not being real is as strong as it is in dp canon #the media blackout could also be /city-induced/ too #where amity parkers are so proud of being 'normal' and 'not having superheros' that many of them try and deny the existence of Phantom #and the mayor and news sources themselves just. stubbornly refuse to let news of ghosts get out to the other cities #do you know how much shit they'll get?? they'll be a laughingstock! #gothamites would never leave them alone. neither would central city or the metropolitans or starling city or-- #the other big cities will make fun of them :( #my new favorite hc that stemmed from this is that every major city in the dcu is rivaling with each other #there's a lot you can experiment with this idea imo lmao #this whole post sums up my writing and thinking process pr well tbh #this stemmed because im making a childhood friends au short story doc and wanted to avoid the typical tropes about how AP went undetected #from the rest of the US. bc. im not a fan of the media blackout idea via tucker/technus/gov and i wanted to keep AP an urban city #so i had to come up with something else #hence me looking into DCU cities and how many there are and realizing that there is a decent amount of other cities other than the main #popular ones and being DELIGHTED because then i could use that as an excuse for why amity went overlooked. bc there are many cities with #heroes in it. so its not surprising if another city gets a hero TOO. plus the news also focusing on more popular heroes and cities so again #the news of amity getting a hero gets drowned out by whatever new thing the JL or someone from the JL did that week

[tomfrogisblue]

(sad late night qsmp post, avoid if ya dont want all that)

I kinda wish they'd just said "we're gonna put the server on a hiatus while the admin issues etc etc are dealt with"

because this hurts a bunch more

less and less creators showing up every day, until it's just bad and tubbo holding down the place, with both of them lamenting their missing friends and eggs

it's the eggs' birthday soon (a whole year!) and I'm kinda not excited because like, where are they? Where Is Everyone?

the og 8 eggs, even just the four survivors, how do we celebrate when the server is just a city centre with all the people missing?

#im sad and gonna pull up op quarantena to just vibe it all out #hopefully we get some word on the status of admin sitch soon #this post inspired by pac talking about why he wasnt on the server this morning and he really summed up my feelings tbh #like of the four living og eggos two of them are definitely gone (dapper and ramon) and im sad coz man :( #at least the qsmp fanartists are doing god's work with the most gorgeous fucking masterpieces ive ever seen (as usual) #ok sleep time #i miss the kids #qsmp discourse #qsmp discussion

[fluffypotatey]

I see your cryptid nightmare Merlin and raise you, cryptid-by-association Hunith. Like, it's canon that other magic beings have an innate ability to sense Emrys, and she's spent almost 20 years being surrounded by his magic, so now she just has this unseen aura of Not To Be Fucked With, By Order Of Emrys. On market days, she takes a shortcut to the next town through a Very Haunted Forest and it's like:

Dryad 1: Bro, there's a human in our forest, the fuck?

Dryad 2: Bite your fucking tongue, Carl, that's Hunith.

Dryad 1: Whoa, Emrys's mom?

Dryad 2: Emrys's mom. So put your fucking roots down and be nice.

Dryad 1: Oh, shit, yeah, totally, my bad.

Dryad 2: She's really nice, too. Watch. Hi, Hunith!

......

Hunith: *hears the trees rustling without a breeze*

Hunith: *raised a child that regularly spoke to plants, bodies of water, and animals*

Hunith: Good afternoon, lovely day, isn't it?

........

Dryad 1: Oh, she is nice!

Dryad 2: Told you.

A sorcerer in the market town sees Hunith come strolling idly out of a forest that has a Known history of trying to Actively Murder Trespassers and is just like, "What the actual fuck?"

i moved my queue 2 hours later because i didn't want this to get drowned out because YES

we've now seen cryptid eldritch horror that is emrys aka merlin, but anon is asking the right questions. who does the cryptid horror better? who started it first? who is ignorant to the abject terror they insight on magical people because of how they surround themself with???

why hunith of course!

#tbh i dunno what else to add anon you summed it up perfectly #also every sorcerer hunith meets she flirts with because there's just something about magic users for her idk #that sorcerer in the market who stared at her in awe and fear? she winked at them and asked them out #imagine balinor coming back to help merlin and maybe rekindle old flames with her and learns that she's got a long list of lovers #lovers who (despite their annoyance/fear/anger of her godly son and his ungodly powers) would do anything for her #actually: hunith's life is mama mia but with magic and a fantasy au #where was i going with this? idk i'm tired it's passed 12am #bbc merlin #hunith #all hail hunith the mother of emrys #merlin emrys #headcanons #bamf merlin #bamf hunith #Anonymous #asks

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

who is your favorite bob's burgers character? what's your favorite aspect about them?? what's your LEAST FAVORITE??

Thank you so much @br1ghtestlight for giving me this ask!! 😭❣️ Just for the future, though, if anyone wants to give me an ask, it’ll have to be through this account, because any ask given through my main account disappears because I’m still Shadowbanned and Tumblr is mean 😒

But onto the actual question!! Well, Light, you already know my absolute favorite is 1,000% our precious baby boy, Gene. I think my favorite aspect about him is that he has some of the best lines in the show humor-wise, but he has a great deal of depth hidden underneath the surface. He’s genuinely an incredibly talented musician (even though he and show claims he only knows a few chords, come on, he’s actually super talented) and he’s such a sweet person. He doesn’t enjoy pranking people simply because it makes them confused and uncomfortable. He just wants people to be happy!! 🥺

He also has a bigger body type which is rarely commented on and he has a love of food which is super relatable to me (I just love food, pffffft). And the headcanons of him being Genderfluid gives me an insane amount of Serotonin. It just makes me insanely happy. As a Genderfluid person, it makes me feel seen and represented, even though he’s not canonically Genderfluid. Just seeing him be unapologetically himself is incredibly lovely.

Now, because there are just so many characters I love, I must list a second favorite. And that would be Bob!! Previously, I’ve said Linda, and don’t get me wrong, I still love her. She’s hilarious and amazing and truly the best wife (🎶 Best of Wives and Best of Women 🎶) but there’s just something about Bob that’s so relatable to me. He’s always tired but always tries his best. Not to mention that his passion for cooking and feeding people is just so sweet 🥹 He loves making food for people and having food bring people together!! It’s so lovely.

Bob is also super Introverted which I relate to very hard. He has a hard time making connections with other people, and has a tight-knit circle (AKA his family) that he prefers spending his time with. And he sometimes has difficulty talking to people without coming across as weird, which I also relate to. Plus, his little quirks are so endearing, like talking to inanimate objects and pretending they’re alive. And getting so hilariously excited about Thanksgiving 🤣

And Bob and Gene together brings one of the most underrated and sweetest relationships in the Belcher family. Their Father/Son relationship is always so adorable to see. The Laser-Inth will forever be my favorite Bob and Gene episode, and probably solidified these two as my favorites.

As for my least favorite, at first I was going to say that’s difficult, because I love almost every character in the show for one reason or another. But then I realized what the obvious choices are: Gloria and Al. They are the absolute worst. Linda deserves good, doting parents, and these two are the complete opposite of that in every way. Sure, maybe they were slightly better when Linda and Gayle were younger, but definitely not now. The Terminilator II: Terminals of Endearment really solidified just how awful they truly are.

Linda dropped everything to help them at the airport, even forcing Bob to close the restaurant for the rest of the day. Then the entire family went on a wild goose chase trying to track down both Gloria and Al, who somehow kept escaping from their line of sight. Only to find out that these two could’ve bought Al’s cream at the airport themselves the whole time. Not to mention the fact that they found out that Gloria just stole Bob’s charger and refuses to admit it. They keep making excuses for their horrible parenting and Linda just has to deal with it, which is wildly unfair.

Plus, Gloria once told Linda that they aren’t the type of people who build things?? Who says that to their daughter?? These two frustrate me to no end. Definitely the worst characters in the show, no contest.

Tina gets an honorable mention simply because of how relatable she is and how sweet she is. She just has such a kind heart like Gene (except when it comes to Tammy ☠️). But that’s okay, because Jimmy Jr. loves it when she’s mean 😌

As a treat for asking me this, here’s an image I found of the Burger Babies in Disney dresses!! Credit goes to whoever on Pinterest made this lovely image:

Also, because I need to be a gremlin every time I mention Gene, I’m going to promote Geneuary again, which begins on January 8!! Hype hype hype hype hype—

#asks #doodler’s daydreams #this was SUCH a fun question thank you!! #i saw a comment once saying that bob is the most dad ever and gene is the most son ever #if that doesn’t sum them up i don’t know what does 🤣 #their relationship is lovely and i could spend all day talking about it and just them as characters individually #and i could also spend all day talking about how much i hate gloria and al because they’re the worst #linda (and even gayle) deserve so much better tbh #bobs burgers #geneuary2024

[bluinary]

With no hate to that previous post I just reblogged bc its valid in and of itself:

I get what they're saying, but it's actually *not* like Rick Riordan broke into your house and moved all of your furniture.

It's more like you *bought* furniture and installment services from Uncle Rick's Home Goods in 2008, a lovely niche shop focused on serving our underserved community of neurodivergents. And then, despite your furniture from that time still being exactly as it was when you bought it and billions of exact copies being for sale, when Uncle Rick said, "Hey guys, I'm going to make this same line of furniture out of completely different material, and Im adopting a new installation tactic, but it's going to stick to its general function and purpose," you giddily clapped your hands and said, "I can't wait to see the exact same thing made out of entirely different materials!" Forgetting, of course, that that is literally impossible.

And **then** you came home and found that Rick (whom you left the door open for!) moved all of your furniture slightly to the left. Also he replaced every item with near-identical copies.

"I liked it the way it was very much, thank you!" Then don't get the update, idiot. It is so optional to watch this show. You had to wait a week between every episode. You had to torrent every 40 minute video on a weekly basis, or drive to visit your one family member who won't give up Disney+ anyway. And when things started proving to be different, *you* made the conscious choice to see where things were going. Now you're mad and miffed that it wasn't as faithful an adaptation as The Lion King 2019 was to the original 💀. Coming from an AuDHDer, please understand that your neurodivergent rigidity can only be accommodated so much, my friend. Real people worked hard to make this. Different people from the book's production. *More* people than the book's production. And you know what's crazy is that, despite all of this, some of the tone of minor scenes may have changed, but nothing major truly did. We did it-- we got a faithful adaptation!! If it's not your cup of tea, if your mind's eye just cannot be topped, it's all good. Just say, "this seemed cooler in my head." But oh my god, I'm tired of the Rick slander. The overall crew slander. As if people didn't work their asses off to make this show happen at all. "Rick Riordan broke into my home--" you let him in. *You* watched the show; you let him in and consented to whatever the fuck he was going to do (which...wasn't even much).

If you are scared of coming home and finding your special interest moved slightly to the left, stop letting the author back in through your front door.

#pjo tv show #vent #i didnt want to reply to OP bc i dont know them and their post just seemed like a vent too. #this is in response to many many others ive seen blaming rick for their viewing experience #i dont know rick either. but tbh his work speaks for itself. #and if we want more of it we need to not do The Twitter Thing of smashing and trashing anything remotely made for us #just bc its not perfect. or in this case because its slightly to the left of the original source 🙄 #its in response to the people who are like....being hostile about it. #im really fucking disappointed in this fanbase. i used to think we were a far more positive place. #but genuinely trying to be on here and look at fun posts about pjo between eps has lead to much of the fun being squashed #because ***everyone is complaining****. #yall are insufferable. go join the illiteracy club on tiktok and watch the latest marvel movie or something. #the positive posts are becoming so few that Tumblr has shown me the same posts over 5 times each. #You Are A Tar Pit ❤️ #not op of the last post btw. again they seemed nice. their analogy was just....it accidentally summed up the problem perfectly.

[lookingforhappy]

i feel like having five's mom be a butcher is such a misunderstanding of five and what his character means.

it implies that the violent, brutal actions he commits are in some way genetic/inherited, rather than cultivated after nearly five/six decades of desperate survival and manipulation. it implies that five was always going to become violent, that he had no chance at being soft or innocent because of his genetics.

and that, to me, takes away so much of the tragedy of his situation.

five doesn't want to be a killer, but he had to become one to have a chance at saving his family. he had to accept the handler's deal because if he didn't, if he refused to kill, he would be stuck in the apocalypse with no one but a mannequin to talk to and no clean water or stable food source or general quality of life.

five's brutality and willingness to kill was man-made and cultivated by the commission. sure, his already there traits helped to propel him towards this outcome, but it wasn't his first or even second choice.

depicting his mother as a butcher by itself is a betrayal of this character. but to also depict her as someone who loves this job, who has won awards for it, who takes pleasure from driving a knife through a slab of meat over and over again?

the implications of five having always enjoyed inflicting pain or of having that base instinct his entire life strips his character of agency, and makes his choice to sacrifice some of his humanity void. he didn't choose to become a killer for any higher purpose or sacrifice, but because he was always going to be that killer, because he enjoyed it.

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #number 5 #obv this isn't like a criticism about butchers #ita about the context of this depiction #the amount of times fives mother has been juxtaposed next to five slaughtering the board in s2 really says everything tbh #its their replacement for the dna situation from the comics #except that five doesnt get to be fucked up over it #its played as a sort of joke #which really sums up s3 tbh #and five was the only one of the lot that got this treatment #the other 6 were shown as having come from loving families who likely wouldve kept them and loved them if not from reginald #personally if five had been shown as coming from a loving family #like the rest #then it would have been more impactful #bc he would have had yet another piece of love and care and childhood stolen from him like his training and years in the apocalypse and #the years spent killing for the commission #stole his childhood and really his entire life from him #idk man im reading too much into this but it rubbed me the wrong way

[waitineedaname]

Do you have Thoughts on Dimple and Ritsu's relationship?

YOU BET I DO. I'm so sad about how little we get to see them interact after the cleanup arc considering how important Dimple was to Ritsu figuring out his powers! Dimple was instrumental to Ritsu figuring out how to control his powers, and yeah there's that bit once Ritsu has undergone his corruption arc where he threatens to exorcise him and outright accuses Dimple of using him, but I don't think their relationship is as bad as people act like it is. Dimple was part of Ritsu's rescue mission after all, and they coexist in the Kageyama household for who knows how long. obviously they're not as close to each other as they are to Mob, but I think they get along! Dimple is a funny uncle to Ritsu and probably tries to look out for him when he can, and Ritsu honestly probably trusts him more than like. Reigen. like when Mob needs to talk to someone about his powers, he goes to Reigen, but I think Ritsu would probably talk to Dimple instead since he was the one to first help him with his powers

#asks #scribefindegil #funny uncle dimple propaganda NOW!!! #I've been messing around with a fic about them but it's not working the way I want it to tbh #I may need to change how I'm approaching it idk #tbh I'm realizing that most of ritsu's relationships with characters can be summed up with 'not as bad as fanon portrays'! #I think sometimes about that bit when dimple and mob argue while mob is carried away #and dimple leaves in a huff #and ritsu is like oh dimple!! and then seems disappointed that he left so quickly #I think they are buds. friends even. weird uncle spirit and his rude nephew.

[ednaeflowers]

edna's love language is quality time. she's spent 1000+ years by herself on r.ayfalke waiting for e.izen to come home—she will never, ever admit to it, but she's definitely felt lonely before through those 1000+ years, so quality time would definitely help bring her closer to someone. she will still, of course, tease whoever she is with: because of how she's like, the more she teases you, the more fond of you she is. she isn't the type who talks about how she actually feels, especially if it's sentimental or personal, so it's very subtle in how much she enjoys someone's company. she opens up slowly, but once you gain her trust, she trusts you.

it reassures her to know that she still has people around her. it'll make her feel more comfortable knowing that there is still at least another person she can be around since she literally lost the only person she could truly rely on—so, it makes sense that she doesn't want to lose more people. she is very "loud" about how she teases people, but very "quiet" in how she shows what's actually on her mind. to know what she is feeling, it's all in her actions.

#''love language'' seems a bit misleading but i rlly think it kinda sums it up tbh #i feel like i will never be able to ship here so this isn't exactly a ''shippy'' hc lol #tho i think it can apply to any of her relationships tbh #i think this could also affect how much she trusts someone too #and over time the zesty crew BECOME trusted friends to her ( tho it's canon that she and l.ailah are already friends when zesty begins ) #i just want to know what's on her mind ! she is like a cat i must study in order for her to like me #since there is much more to her character than just being the source of comedy which a lot of ppl tend to gloss over #altho i will acknowledge there are times she's just being a bully to be a bully 💀 #still love her very much tho -- i just love her on an abnormal amount 💛💛🥺 #i was talking to rinni earlier about edna and successfully converting her to support best earth siblings #and then my brain just started to work more gears i guess LOL ... #anyway i wrote this up while thinking about k.ratos and edna THANKS RINNI 😩 didn't know how much i needed them until today 😩 #... i think too much about edna so i will stop talking here and go to bed ...... 🙈🙈🙈 #°˖✧❀ ❛ memories. ┊ headcanons. ❀✧˖° #°˖✧❀ ❛ out of offerings. ┊ ooc. ❀✧˖°

[airborneice]

i’ve discovered the joy of putting your blorbos through the quote generator thingy

#this about sums them up tbh #the 3rd to last one is canon except instead of a store its the committee finding mattie and her friends scampering around the witches' tower #alsoo this reminded me i gotta finish like 2 other comics w these guys #but take this in the meantime #mattie #hilda ocs tag

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

every now and then I just spontaneously remember that Arkk exists and that he was coded as a member of Scarlet's Army for reasons left entirely unexplained and I just go. huh.

#my posts #GW2 #Guild Wars 2 #arkk fascinates me for many many reasons tbh #aside from him being another entertaining antagonist with funny dialogue he's just. interesting. #there's an inherent tragedy to characters that are doomed by the narrative not just once but eternally #it's not enough that he can never win. he can also never stop trying and failing endlessly forever. he hasn't just lost he is Always Losing #every time he thinks it's the first time but the truth is he's already been dead in all the ways that matter for a long long time. #he's a ghost that will never find peace because his grave is a recording that will replay continuously until the universe itself unravels. #man. his plot arc is short but surprisingly compelling for what it is. i still think about it a lot tbh #anyway hcing that he knew Scarlet/Ceara at some point and that's why he's in her 'army' for coding purposes #you would've thought they'd make him like. inquest. but nope they did that and I still wonder what the thinking was tbh #timeline-wise it'd probably make the most sense if he was already in the Inquest building up a debt by the time she joined there #with his departure into the Mists most likely taking place sometime shortly after her expulsion from Rata Sum #i need to think about him and Dessa more tbh (especially since they're both core characters at the Turnabout... haha...) #you thought I was just kidnapping Mai Trin? joke's on YOU I adopt EVERY character that canon leaves in the dumpster #and they didn't do anything with finding the 'real' Dessa or Arkk in SotO so I doubt they ever will. which means... mine now. #it's free real estate! stuffs them both in a bag and carries them away never to be seen or heard from again

[ayakinari]

every once in a while i listen to yakimochi no kotae again and go ohhhhh this is how my brain has been rewired beyond repair

#honeyworks #duck rants about something #this song means the world to me sometimes i forget abt it but its really. just a song isnt it. #if i hadnt autoplayed on accident that one time idk where id be its a core part of my life now #it has such a fun melody!!! the pining and the yearning!!! im just msnfjsjgskahdjdhwuhdhfhfjf #idk anything abt mochita's seiyuu other than he is apparently really popular but i love his vocals he brings him to life so fecking well #but that goes for p much every other hw chara too tbh #when boku ga namae wo yobu hi came out though i went absolutely feral i didnt think theyd ever get closure and yet #both are the songs of all time #i could go all day but to sum it up mochiaka the world i need to draw them again sometime #wait no i lied im gonna keep going #mochita where do i even start hes such a silly guy. internally monologues abt his crush on a regular basis and is so smitten w her that hes #constantly on the brink of death whenever she does something remotely endearing #which tbf makes sense akari is the cutest thing in the world i love her #akari demi icon too actually seeing her slowly fall is adorable as hell watashi ga koi wo shiru hi gets me each fecking time #when the last chorus comes on. ohhhh god my heart #wanting mochita to call her by name and teasing him afterwards. i could die #AND IN THE HANIPRE TALK LIVES when she told him she wouldve been happy of he had sent that ''i love you'' over text before he fell asleep #these two r tbe epitome of tooth rotting fluff im in shambles #anywyas. yeah

[starryoak]

Gonna have to admit I dislike most redemption arcs in fanfiction for the sole reason that I really like villains. Bad people are interesting and fun and generally most redemption arcs make the characters they’re redeeming dramatically less interesting as characters.

It’s just not fun to read the five hundredth fic where a character who’s a remorseless asshole in canon gets turned into either a repentant self loathing whiny sadsack or a sassy snarky part of the team that everyone likes now and forgave, ignoring everything they are in canon to mold them into an easier, more palatable trope to work with, destroying everything interesting about the character in the process of making them ‘likable’

I’m just so tired of how so many characters aren’t allowed to just be bad people in fandom.

I want characters who are bad people in canon to stay bad people in fanfiction, generally, that’s all.

#discourse #redemption arcs #of course there will always be exceptions #but generally speaking #i am just no longer interested in fanfiction that insist on making bad people less bad #and it irks me that characters that are treated this way are generally conventionally attractive #attractive cute boys can just be bad people! #please for gods sake just recognize that not every character can have a satisfying redemption #of course everyone can improve #but stop making characters who would NEVER forgive them suddenly be cool with the fact that they murdered their parents! #not everyone will get forgiveness! #basically my criticism can be summed up by that one ProZD sketch #where vegetalo killed all his family but look he has a funny mustache now #tbh now I wanna make a bitter animatic of that #with the things I’m complaining about #tbh I might #it might start up discourse #but I’m fine with that because it’s meant to be funny #and like #i don’t actually care THAT much I just think it’d be funny and cathartic

[newvision]

#I really like her music and its such a vibe but likeeeeee a lot of those songs are about the female experience of toxic relationships #and i dont knoooooooow if men should listen to it and think ah yes this is what I want in a relationship #but tbh its just music and I hate to be that person going omg this is such a red flag #because people are multifaceted and a musical preference will never sum up someone’s character lol #but I was just wondering when I was listening to her why he likes her so much #anyway were only texting and I barely know him #we had like two courses together last semester (I study design) and one of them was portrait studies #and idk why but its so romantic to me that we’ve drawn each other #like its terrifying to know someone has looked at your face that closely but also…being seen….being witnessed….etc etc #sorry im rambling #anyways please help a girl out

[zosanbrainrot]

part 2 of Zoro in WCI

01 02

I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

#hope you can hear the moment Sanji's heart shatters #you're walking the painful path you chose and then even this stupid marimo instead of playing your usual game of threats and violence #instead of making this easier for you he pierces right through your heart with the tiniest confession #I never hated you #but even if he didn't use to #he sure as hell despises every inch of you now #he must he has to #but this is what you chose #it is what you deserve #ANGST #PAIN #wci zoro au #obvi if I were to write it wouldnt write first person this just got out of hand #i love angst can you tell #zosan #i love keeping them in the 'what if maybe no he would never' hell #roronoa “i love you but I will take these feelings with me to the grave” zoro #blackleg “I need you to hate me because I simply don't deserve to be loved” sanji #rorona zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #zoro #my art #whole cake arc #whole cake island #one piece #one piece fanart

[itsbecomeblue]

gf!ellie headcanons

sinopse: ellie williams is your girlfriend, modern au.

cw: ig ellie grabs boobs?? sfw tho. basic fluff, ellie is just silly, puppy love again, mention of dealer!ellie, not explicit if reader is fem or masc, not proofread (it's never proofread tbh!).

✪ pokes your inner cheek with her tongue when you kiss,

or blows in your mouth "elliuhhhh" ands she's definitely gonna chuckle like "HEHEHE"... she's SOOO SILLY.

✪ doesn't ever just invite you over, she has to make an excuse, something about how you do her hair better or how she needs skin care.

✪ doesn't have any stream apps like netflix or prime, she's a piracy master from practice (getting several viruses on joel's old computer).

✪ watches and listens to anything you like because she loves you but you can see it in her pained face that she's bored, but she'll sit through it and lie "it's cool, babe".

✪ sends the most unfunny (hilarious) reels, you can hear her wheezing while she's in the bathroom.

✪ talking about her bathroom texts, she does let you know like fr "the hardest shit of my life istg that was a rock?" and you will laugh and buy her plums to help your constipated baby.

✪ has the most fun with you, sleeping at ellies is just like having a girls night sleepover.

✪ you'll do eachothers skin care and watch youtube (shes a youtube kid)

"pooks can we watch this streamer now?" she points at the screen, while you untangle her stupid hair.

"careful yeah?" she hisses when you catch a knot and you kiss her scalp "yes im sorry my love"

and she'll look back at you to give you the sweetest cutest smile that makes you sick to your stomach.

✪ is a weed dealer but is also a homebody. so goes to them parties just to deal "just business babe" like she's going to the office or sum.

✪ everyone knew you were dating before you two even admited you had crushed on eachother. she'd protest to your friends "no... like, we're real good friends" as she blushed and you giggled 'yeah's.

✪ she has cold ass hands and they're always inside your shirt when you're cuddling

"babeeeee let me warm up" trying to shove her feet inside your pants???

when the laughter dies, her hand that's up your shirt WILL find your tits.

✪ takes pictures of you when you're asleep, not to tease you or anything, she just thinks you're cute.

✪ only drives when she absolutely has to... but she's always there to drive you anywhere you need.

✪ goes "aww you're so preeeetty" out of nowhere and gives you a smooch on your face.

a/n: i need a gf yall, send applications please ❤️

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[virfujiwara]

Here they are!! The series of drawings I've been working on for months!

Now, trying to sum them up in a few words (in a reblog) is gonna be impossible because I can (and sometimes do) talk about each of them for hours on end. All you need to know tbh is that more than half of them have mommy issues and dog motifs. They all have something about their names, in a way, and they're in my brain 24/7

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