#that audio is all over my fyp

[tropicalfox]

Ok

#venture bros #this fucking audio has been all over my fyp its driving me insane

[killerandhealerqueen]

Song Rong: Boss, you’re in love with Chen Yuzhi

Jiang Yuelou: He’s my closest brother and I trust him with my past and my old name

Song Rong: Boss, did you hear what I said? You’re in love with Chen Yuzhi

Jiang Yuelou: He understands me like no one else and I will literally kill anyone who hurts him

Song Rong: Boss. Listen to me carefully

Song Rong: *grabs Jiang Yuelou’s face in his hands*

Song Rong: You’re. In Love. With. Chen Yuzhi

Jiang Yuelou: *pause*

Jiang Yuelou: I’M IN LOVE WITH CHEN YUZHI?!

Song Rong: *facepalms*

#Killer and Healer #jiang yuelou #song rong #incorrect killer and healer quotes #this damn garfield audio has be all over my fyp page #and the more i thought about it #the more i'm like #this is a conversation jiang yuelou and song rong would have #someone save poor song rong

[oksanassunshine]

thinking about “im not a violent dog. i don’t know why i bite.”

#that one audio is all over my fyp #BUT IT MAKES ME SAD EVERYTIME #:((((

[chuu-huahua]

i answer (pipo pipo!) when i am sad too (pipo pipo!) and when i laugh and even when i am mad (pipo pipo!) electric sound 🎶

-> pipo pipo, serani poji

#♫꒰･◡･๑꒱ lei’s playlist #this audio is all over my tiktok fyp it's so cute

[classbore]

gas is nearing 6$…..

#/*ooc #/ KARL MARX PLEASE SAVS USNAKAKAKKSKZ #also the audio is all over my fyp and…it’s a little funny

[sturnioloskyline]

Idk if your right something like this but I’d find it so silly if you could! So the idea is Matts girlfriend and she’s has ADHD and she like vocal stims a lot when she’s comfortable around people,and she’s always saying the most outrageous things she hears from TikTok’s as a vocal stim ( I can’t go a second with out going “ hundred bans in my panties” because the cortisa star song that’s on my fyp but you can do any TikTok sound!) And she’s like either whispering it or yelling it when she deems it to quite around her! Or something of the sorts if you don’t do this it’s totally ok! Have a wonderful day/night! 🤍💙

blurt out

pairing: matt x fem!adhd!reader

warnings: language, adhd(obv), stimming, cheesy fluff, not proofread

summary: whenever there’s a catchy audio on tiktok, it somehow becomes one of your stims.

disclaimer: i am by no means romanticizing adhd. some of this is slightly based off of my own experiences with being neurodivergent, but i also did some research online, so i apologize if anything is inaccurate!

matt was incredibly understanding and supportive when it came to your adhd. when you first started dating, you were so nervous to tell him, and would mask it all the time around him. but as your relationship progressed, you realized that matt would never judge you or think of you any differently for your adhd.

so you became a lot more open about your adhd, and to be honest, matt loved it. he loved when you told him about your hyperfixations, and he adored the way you’d try to focus so hard while he spoke to you.

after a few months of dating, matt and his brothers had grown completely used to your adhd symptoms. they understood that your short attention span and fidgeting were just parts of what made you you, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

this particular day, nick had suggested that you join them as a special guest for their next car video. you were sitting in the passenger seat of the car, waiting for matt to check the camera angle. chris sat behind you in the backseat, with nick to his side.

you watched as matt stood in front of the minivan, bending slightly over the hood to get a good look at the viewfinder of the camera. he gestured to the left, and you reached out to the dashboard to adjust the camera's position. matt gave you a thumbs up and made his way back to the driver's seat.

"okay, looks good," matt said as he got in the car. he smiled at you warmly, wanting to provide you with a sense of comfort. this was the first video of theirs that you would ever be in, so it was safe to say that you were a bit nervous.

"alright. hey guys, happy friday," nick addressed the camera, leaning forward so he was farther in frame. "today we have a special guest."

you smiled and waved at the camera, glancing at matt who just grinned.

"this is matt's girlfriend, y/n," nick explained. chris let out a cheer, causing you all to laugh. "we're gonna do a q&a with y/n using questions that you guys sent us on instagram."

nick pulled out his phone and began to scroll through the thousands of answers to the triplets' instagram story, searching for a good starter. you looked back at him expectantly before something shiny next to chris caught your attention.

"what's that?" you asked chris, pointing to the can that was in the cupholder next to him. chris pulled it out, scanning the label.

"uhh, it's peach redbull," chris shrugged.

"oh my god, can i please have it?" you asked excitedly. matt chuckled as chris handed you the can, which you immediately grabbed and cracked open. you took a sip and let out a sigh, smiling and setting the can down in the cupholders between you and matt.

"okay first question," nick said, sticking his hand out to grab everyone's attention. "what's it like dating a triplet?"

"um..." you looked out the window, thinking about how you wanted to answer. "i mean, it's like dating any other person, just with triplet brothers? yeah, i guess you could say it's different, because i hang out with you guys all time, but that doesn't mean that me and matt don't like, have our own little moments. but being a triplet doesn't really change anything much. this way i get a boyfriend plus two built-in best friends, which is cool. but me and matt have a pretty normal, average relationship."

you blushed with self-consciousness as you realized you were rambling, quickly shutting your mouth and ending your rant with a quick nod. matt found your word vomit adorable, however, bringing his hand close to your knee, lightly brushing it with his knuckles out of view from the camera. you smiled softly at the reassurance.

nick scrolled through and asked a few more questions, occasionally interrupted by a random tangent that chris went on or something that caught matt's eye through the widow. the video ended up growing longer as the four of you jumped from topic to topic. it was as if you just couldn't stop talking, all of you interrupting each other excitedly and laughing loud enough for the entire parking lot to hear. you grew much more comfortable, slightly forgetting that you were even on camera.

while nick returned to his phone to look for more questions, you, matt and chris were silently communicating. the three of you passed looks to each other, holding back fits of laughter.

"okay, someone asked what you like to—"

"head so good she on honor roll," you blurted out loudly, interrupting nick. the car went silent as you clapped your hand over your mouth, glancing over the camera.

chris erupted into giggles, causing matt to join him. nick started chuckling too.

"sorry! that song is literally all over my for you page right now," you apologized, laughing slightly out of embarrassment. that song had been all you were hearing for the past week, so naturally it worked its way into becoming one of your vocal stims.

"you're fine, y/n. let's move on," nick rolled his eyes at his brothers, who were smacking each other out of laughter.

...

author's note: been a busy week, will post way more on the weekend i promise. also, would it be more fun if i posted one fic every monday, wednesday, and friday? lmk! love u guys 🤍

#sturniolo x reader #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo x reader #sturniolo imagine #matthew sturniolo

[kisses4luci]

So bitter!!! (｡╯︵╰｡)

✰ bill kaulitz x reader :3

✰ fluff hehe :3

✰ A/N ; TYSM FOR ALL THE NOTES AHHHH!!!! this was meant to be angsty but I changed my mind. honestly kind of a dumb post bc the only reason I decided to make it was bc a post with that audio came on my fyp😭😭. sorry if it's not too good!! I tried :3

✰ requests are open (pls request i have no ideas) :3

✰ Bill skipped into your room cheerfully, plopping himself down on your bed. 'So, meine liebe*, what are we going to do today?'

✰ You loved your boyfriend, you really did, but today was not a good day. your period had started exceptionally early this month and it was affecting you a lot.

✰ 'Nothing, Bill. I don't feel good.' You whispered, pushing your face into the silk pillow cases that resided on top of your bed. 'But pleaseeeee! I wanna go out with you, hübsch*.'

✰ You groaned loudly into your pillow as he dramatically threw himself onto you. 'Please please pleaseeeee!!' He squealed, twirling your hair in between his nimble fingers. 'No, Bill. I'm not fucking joking.'

✰ Bill sat back up and gazed down at you. 'Why so bitter, hübsch*? I know you're tired, but if we go out it might do you good.' Bill considered what he said for a moment, taking the silence from your part into consideration. 'Mkay, maybe not. How about this? let's stay in bed and watch movies! Oooh, I'll do your hair and i can paint your nails.'

✰ You couldn't help but smile at his hushed rambling. You turned over onto your back, sat up, and wrapped your arms around him. 'Yeah, let's do that. I love you.'

✰ 'I love you too, schön*.'

Translations!

meine leibe - my love

hübsch - pretty

schön - beautiful

thanks for reading!!! sorry that it's so short :3

#bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz #georg listing #gustav schäfer #tokio hotel #tooth rotting fluff #funny #cute #x reader #reader insert #self indulgent #self insert #love #adoration #theyre in love your honor #they love each other #fanfic #fan fiction

[thatanimewriter]

THIS, IS A WORK OF ART.

➳ request: Hello, can I request some headcanons for Free! boys' reaction when they see their s/o wearing revealing clothes? Soft or suggestive it's up to you. Thank you for doing my request 💘

➳ character/s: nanase haruka, tachibana makoto, ryugazaki rei, hazuki nagisa, matsuoka rin

➳ warnings: swearing, suggestiveness, dumb tiktok references

➳ notes: i decided to tell this through stupid tiktok audios and then jump into what they actually do. this is fluff, crack, and suggestive so beware for chaos. this post will expose my tiktok fyp..

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  

── 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐀.  

‘what on earth, is going on... in the house of commons?’

he probably came back from, like

a swimming practice

n he’s tired

he doesn’t have the mental capacity to comprehend this

and just... stares

like

you’ve genuinely broken him

but when he does return to earth

he puts his team japan swimming jacket over your shoulders

and continues to stare at you before asking you to just come to bed with him

with a small pout on his lips

and you can’t say no

so this outfit remains for his eyes only

though idk how much sleeping you’ll be getting tbh

── 𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐎.  

‘i am calm... i am relaxed... i am a happy tree... YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD TO BE A HAPPY TREE >:((’

he’s trying just to keep it together

and you’re making it difficult

for him not to freak out

and ask you - very panicked - if you plan on going out like that

he’s not gonna stop you if you were

but he’s concerned for creepers on the street

and he doesn’t want you feeling uncomfortable ;v;

he’s very much worried for your safety because he doesn’t trust others

you are indeed making it hard for him to be a happy tree

because you’ll send him into a spiral of anxiety

he can’t deny you look absolutely fucking amazing

so he does give you a lil extra attention

just a lil bit

to convince you to stay with him and the cats in the neighbourhood

── 𝐑𝐘𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐈.  

‘it can get weirder. i just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet... no other reason.’

THIS BITCH WAS READING SMUT

he looks between you and the book over and over again with a bright red blush

covers his face with said book

and is conflicted about whether he try to cover his crotch

or not draw attention to it

when you do point it out

S T U T T E R I N G

he cannot explain it to you coherently

if he does

it sounds so sketchy

and entirely unbelievable

because he failed to keep anything undercover

so here you are, wrapped in blankets he draped over you

lookin like a gremlin

── 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐀.  

‘on a scale of one to ten, my friend, you’re fucked :))’

he will 100% join you

playing dress up is his JAM

he comes back wearing a crop top and mini skirt

some thigh high socks (you don’t know where he found those-)

and takes his phone out to take photos with you

then he pushes you away to the bedroom-

to cuddle you to keep you from going out looking too good for the people

get your mind out of the gutter

but if you do want to go out somewhere like that

he’ll come with

just so he can say

‘they’re staring at US, babe’

what an icon

he would never let you do anything on your own

── 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐎𝐊𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐍.  

‘MOMMY DON’T KNOW DADDY’S GETTING HOT-’

the most sexual one

you’re not walking the next day

the FATTEST smirk you’ve ever seen

and a very husky murmur in your ear

plus some roaming hands

‘where do you think you’re goin?’

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you’re done for

sorry not sorry

your neighbours hate you

he will ask you to wear it again

especially after you guys get a thorough session in

because he can see all the hickeys and marks along your skin

and this bitch is PROUD

what an attractive asshole

#free #free iwatobi swim club #nanase haruka #tachibana makoto #ryugazaki rei #hazuki nagisa #matsuoka rin #free x reader #free iwatobi swim club x reader #nanase haruka x reader #tachibana makoto x reader #ryugazaki rei x reader #hazuki nagisa x reader #matsuoka rin x reader #free imagines #free iwatobi swim club imagines #nanase haruka imagines #tachibana makoto imagines #ryugazaki rei imagines #hazuki nagisa imagines #matsuoka rin imagines

[sorrysammey]

collection of GOJO / JJK comments

its gon fit. TRUST.

NANAMI? spreads folds 🫱(())🫲

like a dog in heat 🐶

The way my uterus needs him so bad. He with this song, the one and only owner of my heart. 🩵

why is this video 47 hours long

it felt like i was going through the hunger games the first time it slipped in but i survived 😊!!

all 10 fingers at once

gojo is always coming on my fyp but never on my face

the way my phone teleported to my left hand

it came all over the screen! datte bayo ><

I will use it as shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, skincare, it doesn’t matter.

throbbing his name in morse code

my fingers are gonna fall off soon istg💔

my stomach did the thing 😳

the moment he came on my scream, i did too…

my fingers aren’t enough i need him 😞

BOUT TO GET MY LICENSE REMOVED CUZ I RODE TOO FAST😍

My uterus started jumping up and down

It slides in at a velocity 0.5x then proceeds to thrust at 2x speed over and over again

ROSE TOY AINT GOOD ENOUGH I NEED HIM

Cut, slight curve, def a little pale base #EAD3C5(?), tip is #E6ABA7, trimmed, 7.96in(soft), 4.5 girth(soft), fluid is #FEFEFE, flavor sweet

IN GOJO WE THRUST!!!

gojo grunting audio

he can snap line of my boxers like that mask

"TILL WE-" NAH WE AINT GONNA STOP😻😻

WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO

it's currently roaring his name in morse code

the way my sheets are as white as his hair rn

the way I immediately pulled out my rose toy

my walls are white

till his blood technique turns white

Until i forget how to speak english 🫶

waiter or not i need the tip

NGHHH HES IN MY CERVIX

flaps opened so quick i started flying

the doors are WIDEE open all he has to do is enter 🙏🙏

TILL MY INSIDES KNOW THE SHAPE

the way my rose toy flew in my hands like thor's hammer

He can use me to activate boogie woogie

They'll have to amputate me from him

the father of my kids

the way i need his fillings

they'd have to kill me to get me off him

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂

LUBED AND STRETCHED UP FOR HIM!!!!

i have so many inappropriate things to say..

need him spiritually, biblically, religiously

MISSIONARY, DOGGY, LEGS IN THE AIR, COWGIRL, REVERSE COWGIRL, LOTUS, STANDING, UNIVERSAL😩🧎🏻‍♀️

bouncing on it like a bouncy house 😌

CAME ON INSTINCT

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #nanami kento #copypasta #dont ask why i have a collection of these #i find them funny pls laugh #part 1? #still got more in my pockets

[skullettemoi]

Close Calls - Rodrick

!DISCLAIMER!- Rodrick is canonically 18 (I saw it in Wiki) so please do not come for me and if you still do not feel comfy feel free to leave and i'm sorry for the struggle <3

!WARNINGS!- Black reader(but everyones welcome), Phone Sex (Yall are video call), One sided mastubation, Long distance relationships, Name calling( Bae, Baby, Dumbass), cussing, men whimpering.

AN- I honestly got this idea from this one whimpering audio that popped up on my fyp also not proof read so tell me about mistakes plaseee :>

It was really late at night, and everyone in your household was fast asleep but not you. You laid flat on your stomach with your legs kicking up and down making a soft thumping noise against your soft, plush bed.

You scrolled aimlessly on your new computer that was recently gifted to you from your stepdad, you knew it was just to make you like him( and it did) but it felt nice to know that he spent money on somthing THAT expensive just for you and it was a good was to entertain yourself on long nights like these, night where you waited and waited for your boyfriend to finally call you.

You and your boyfriend, Rodrick, had been dating for a year before you had to move away, it sucked and the time zones really didn't help but, you and Rodrick pressed through. You let out a dragging sigh as you flipped over onto your back "Whats taking him soooo long" you whined, it was normal for him to be little late but never late to the point you were about give up hope and close your computer for the night.

You jumped a little when a loud, and high-pitched ringing tone erupted from your device, scrambling back onto your stomach you quickly moved your mouse to the accept icon on the screen "Baby! you finally called!" you beamed out excited to finally lay your your eyes on your handsome boyfriend "Y-yea" rodrick breathed out, it was dark in his room and the shitty quality of the camera made it hard for you to properly view him.

"Baby, whats wrong?" the lack of excitement made your eyebrows furrow and cock your head to the side "Nothing, Nothing!" he repeated "H-how was your w-week" Rodrick continued- he was trying to change the subject, and it worked. That one simple sentence that he struggled to get out made you on a a rampage of the annoying week you had "Ugh! Don't even get me started." you rolled you eyes recollecting the prior stress inducing week "My mom and I went to some collage tour right" you started "Some Bitch gon' come up to me talking about- 'Oh YoU SeEEm LikE YOu WoULd STruggLe iN mY MAjoR' " you mocked the girl in a nasally high-pitched voice " So i asked her what her major was right?" "Uh-huh, baby" Rodrick let out a breathy moan just listening to you rant about your encounter, his hand wrapped around his erect dick, pumping it slowly and spreading his precum all over his veiny shaft.

"IT WAS ENGLISH!" you exclaimed throwing your heads up in a dramatic way to get your point across before you quieted down for your boyfriends response, instead you were met with a quite and broken whimper "Roddy?" you called out "J-just k-k-keep talking baby" "Im jus s-s-so closee" Rodrick whispered out, his hands picking up the speed second by second, the speed made it so a lewd wet sound could be heard from his side "Baby, are you jerking off?" you whispered not wanting anyone to hear even if they were asleep "Fucccckkkkkk" Rodricks eyes rolled to the back of his head, his shaft twitched indicating he was close really REALLY close "C'mon bae just a lil bit more" he rasped out.

You tried to quickly think of thing to say but you were just at a lost of words, you two have had sex before but WOAH you would have ever guessed this would happen "I-I" you stammer "I love you roddy" was the only thing that could come out of your mouth and honestly it was the perfect thing to send him over the edge, jerking his hips forward and closing his eye shut so tightly, rodrick could feel the wave of pleasure crash into him and his white cum splattered all over his hand, he was breathing heavily and his cheeks were flushed bright red, yours would have been to honestly.

"When are you coming to visit?" he breathed out

"T-Two days, why?" you knew why and he knew you knew why but you wanted him to say it

"I need you so bad Y/N"

AN: OKAY! So how did i do for my first time writing, is there anything I could do better, and if so please tell me!!

#black reader #rodrick heffley #rodrick x y/n #diary of a wimpy kid #18+ content #minors dni

[jxmis]

Unconditional Love

Jennifer Jareau x Fem!Reader

Summary: You can’t help it, your love for a certain beautiful blonde will always be unconditional. No matter how much it hurts you.

Warning: none

Word Count: 943

A/N: Ahh!!! Never thought my first story would be about JJ! This quote is none other than said by Ms. Taylor Swift. My fyp has been filled with sad edits of the audio plus I'm rewatching CM which gave me this idea. Also, sorry I suck with writing a summary!!! Feedback is very much appreciated!

(gif not mine! credit to the owner!)

There is a saying that you once heard, “I think true unconditional love is like… do you love someone so much that even… you would even love them if they didn’t love you anymore. That is unconditional love.” 

Who would’ve thought you’d relate to such thing. Here you are, loving someone from afar. Someone you can never have… Someone you can never be with. 

Here you are today, attending the wedding of the woman you have been in-love with for so long. Your only wish was that it had been you who she is marrying. However, as always, ever since New Orleans at least, that’s when everything changed between the both of you. You had to pretend like nothing happened between you and JJ. As well as, for five years, convince yourself you had no romantic feelings for the blonde.

It took a while for the rest of the team to notice how the dynamic between you and JJ had changed. It was just like how it took them some time to realize that there was something going on romantically between you and JJ. Well, before the New Orleans case happened anyways. Before she met him, William LaMontagne Jr.

You surprised the team though, JJ included. They assumed you’d be requesting a transfer. They were all quite relieved with the way you handled the situation maturely. They love and care about you, they were all glad you remained part of the team.

You are so busy caught up in your head, you didn’t realize a figure had been eyeing you for a while now and is now standing by your side. “I don’t know how you do it,” Morgan whispers to you. You turn to him, confusion written all over your face. “You know what I mean Y/N/N. How can you just stand here as you witness the woman you love marry someone else?” He questions you, genuinely curious. 

You stare at Derek shock all over your face. Your mouth open and closes multiple times before you sigh and give in. You turn your attention back to the beautiful blonde again. “She’s happy. That’s all the matters to me, even though it’s not with me.” 

“Wow, I-,” Morgan looks at you unable to say anything. You can’t help but chuckle at his speechless state. 

“A wise woman once said…” You smile a little before continuing, “I think true unconditional love is like… do you love someone so much that even… you would even love them if they didn’t love you anymore. That is unconditional love.” When you get no response from Derek, you turn to him seeing his eyes fill up with unshed tears. A sad smile appears on your face, “That’s how I feel about JJ… We were never meant for each other. But I’m glad that even for a sheer moment, it felt like we were.” 

Suddenly, Morgan wraps his arms around you, hugging you tightly. You return it, just as tight. “I’m sorry things didn’t work out as you’d hope. But I know damn well that you’ll meet your person soon Y/N. And they’re going to be one lucky human being because they get to experience what it’s like to be loved by Y/N Y/L/N.” 

A tear manages to escape from your eye. You were frightened of what would happen if you said more, so all you could manage to say was, "Thank you, Derek." With that, Derek kisses your forehead and looks at you with his signature charming smile. “Anytime, lover girl. Anytime.”

Garcia interrupts both of you and orders you both to enter the dance floor before you could continue talking with one another. You are slightly thankful of the interruption, not wanting to further talk about your failed love life.

After what felt like hours of dancing, you find yourself inside Rossi’s mansion waiting at the open bar. “Thanks for uh being here.” The woman who appeared next to you says nervously. It seems as everyone likes to sneak up next to you today. Though, you never would have guessed that one of them would be her.

You smile at her, “Of course, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” However, she looks at you with a questioning look which leads you to believe that she doesn’t believe you. You raise your eyebrows, “You know, when I promised to be there for you always, I really did mean it. Truly, Jen, I'm happy for you; otherwise, I would have left a long time ago.” As she maintains eye contact with you, she sees nothing but pure honestly. She extends her hand and squeezes it tightly as she smiles at you.

“Besides, I meant it when I told you that I want to be there to bare witness you on the happiest day of your life. I’ll always support you, J.” You say softly, meaning every word. JJ couldn’t help herself and hugs you tightly, tears streaming down her face. 

She speaks softly in your ear, "You know I'll always love you, Y/N." Unfortunately, not the way she had once used to in both your early days in the BAU. However, you’ve come to accept the situation you’re in. She’s happily married now with a child and you’re finally ready to move on. Jennifer Jareau has finally set you free.

You smile though refuse to shed tears in her presence. “I know, I know… and you know I’ll always love you too.” You both hold each other for a few more second before JJ pulls aways. You both continue to stare at each other for a few moment until JJ walks away and attaches herself to her now husband. Finally allowing the tears to fall, you mumble to yourself, "Maybe in another life."

#jennifer jareau x reader #jennifer jareau #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #bau x reader #derek morgan #jennifer jareau x you #penelope garcia #loml <3

[concreteangel92]

Hi!!! 👋 just popping in to say I adore your preview of the mask!Noah! I love that people are seeing how hot it is 😂 the mask kink is so popular these days! Do you have any inspo!?

Heyyy 👋🏼

Thank you very much ☺️ I’m going to try and get it finished within a week hopefully

Noah in his mask is a gift from the gods 🤣🥵 it’s the fact he can literally stalk around the stage as he sings and his body language with it, he knows what he’s doing ahaha

I think it’s grown in popularity because of the ghost face booktoks on TikTok, they were all over my fyp page last autumn and it’s deffo what got me fully into it as I hadn’t actually heard of it before then haha I liked Noah in the mask but seeing guys doing videos with a dom/sub audio is what sold me 🤣👌🏻

Inspiration for this oneshot? Mostly just my own personal fantasy of Noah and the fact that I’ve only read a couple mask kink Noah stories on here so thought I’d add my own take on it

Also I was listening to wonderland by Natalia Kills when I got the idea in my head so that also helped lol

Hope that answers everything 🖤

#concreteangelasks #noah sebastian #bad omens

[helloaugustmoon]

·˚ ◌༘͙[tiktoks] ! ˊ

- will update as and when good ones show up on the fyp -

these are tiktoks that I just know he would’ve been…

loving:

smooth criminal game - the editing on this?? pls he’d have wanted to make a whole concept album on being inside a video game

heeee’s baaaad - oh you KNOW he liked feelin bad

badass moonwalker - this ??? he’d have had this framed if he could, I’m convinced

smooth criminal transition - edits w transitions as clean as this he would be watching ON A LOOP

another transition - same point as previous; he’d def integrate clean transitions like this into mv’s and shows if he saw them

the legend - ok so he’d laugh at the first part of this one but then find the rest of it to be just so <333

smooth SMOOTH criminal - honestly any well made Smooth Criminal edit n he’s all over it

the goat - oh he loves us gassin him up let’s not play about

hugs - you just know he’d see this and feel an actual pain in his chest knowing we all want to give him the biggest hugs pls

smooth criminal x moonwalker - this is a literal work of art and Michael would have ADORED it

thriller - oh he’d be all over this

take my hand - this would’ve made him cry as much as it makes us cry

laughing at:

silly guy - we all know this’d have him gigglin

gentleman - the concept of edits like this would have him so shy but the ones w funny intros like this would make him laugh sm

this man is - same point as previous, the concept is alien to him but the humour?? hits

running away from wedding - oh he’d be CACKLING

you are mine - bro caught in 4K

defending him - no bc he was a pacifist through and through but also THE petty king like don’t get it twisted

reacting - he’d find the editing style w sound effects like this hilarious don’t argue

wtf did you just say - no bc this would crack him up so bad

close to midnight - undeniably his fav genre of tiktoks and that’s not up for debate

double cheeked up - he’d be in hiding for 8 business days after seeing this bc he’d be too shy to face us for generating this kind of content

what a shmuck - this isn’t an edit but Ik he’d laugh at himself in this clip

silly goofy - he’s just a silly guy and he knows it so his fans pointing that out would have him chuckling fr

relatable - the idea of fans making memes of him that they find relatable would be soooo funny to him

relatable 2 - exact same as previous

me when I lie - envisioning his exact response to this and it’s just: 🤭

wtf did you just say part 2 - AGAIN w this humour in sound effects he would love it sm

caught in 4K v2.0 - petty king and we all know it

too much going on - the audio omg he’d be running away laughing

clutching pearls - the way I just know he’d try to deny this the modest bastard

bro movin like - he’d be giggling at himself sm bc of us on this goddamn app

sunglasses - he wouldn’t find himself funny in this clip without the music in the background and that singlehandedly makes it funny to him

promise? 🫵🏻🤨 - literally just adding the text over it makes him giggle

bombastic side eye - no bc he would have no idea he was doin all this on instinct until he saw it back

[spittyfishy]

⚠️flashing lights at the end of this⚠️

Another Remnant Ibuki animation!! This audio was all over my tiktok fyp and it just screamed her vibes lol

#I’ve felt Starved for remnant content this week #so looks like it’s up to me to make it lol #I’m a little on the fence about if I’m happy with this or not #I like all the parts individually #not sure about them together #danganronpa #remnants of despair #remnant ibuki #ibuki mioda #hiyoko saionji #remnant Hiyoko #sdr2 #danganronpa goodbye despair #despair arc

[darby-derby]

Sorry not sorry but kids on TikTok are being so dramatic about the JJK fandom right now. “The new MHA” “the figurine incidents” are you new to the internet??? Have you EVER been in a fandom before? If not, you’re not old enough to be watching JJK or interacting with its fandom anyways. And for the record, JJK is nowhere near MHA in terms of fandom horrificness. I’ve never been in either, but I can easily name like five different things about the MHA fandom that make it so much worse than JJK. (Grown women simping over and making their whole personalities wanting to marry and prey on 15 year old boys, nsfw audios and other sexual content of 15 year olds everywhere, people actually getting into physical altercations and doxxing eachother over ships, actual 15 year olds thinking it’s fine to be with adults because of the aforementioned shit, the destruction of hotel and convention property, etc). The JJK fandom makes horny jokes about fictional characters and themselves. That’s it. That’s the “horrible” fandom these people are whining about. That shit is hilarious, and if you don’t want to see it, you can block tags on TikTok effortlessly to avoid it. No seriously, just click “not interested” and opt to add more detail, then block the tags on the specific post that you don’t want to see more of. If you’ve been on the internet for more than ten years you’ll be fully aware of the fact that someone squeezing period blood from a tampon on their figurines is harmless and doesn’t affect you in any way. There’s an entire subreddit for people cumming on their figurines, this is nowhere close to the worst thing fandoms have done to their figures. Have we already forgotten the rainbow dash jar?

Just to be clear so people don’t start trying to twist this around, I’m not saying they don’t have a right to be grossed out by it or something. I’m saying that making several posts about how horrible that person is for doing shit to their own figures, and blowing it out of proportion by implying it’s even remotely as bad as a fandom full of 30+ year olds simping for teenagers is stupid. It’s dramatic and it’s annoying as hell to be scrolling my normal fyp and suddenly see several vocaloid background slideshows about how “problematic” the JJK fandom is. It’s not even like I can block that shit because they use main tags like “anime” to tag it. If I block that my fyp will be in shambles and I’ll be thrown to the depths of footballtok or something.

“It’s against TikTok TOS” and they got banned. They’ve been banned already. For a while now. Also people literally just straight up post cropped porn on TikTok all the time, this isn’t news either. Just block the tags and move on if you think the fandom is that gross. Better yet: block the tag of the CHARACTER that gets all of the sexual attention. It irritates me to no end how people will just complain about shit then refuse to fix the problem and continue to complain. It’s not the responsibility or fault of other people to bend to your preferences. “Don’t like don’t read”, block and move on. And I can assure you, not seeing harmlessly weird fandom shit isn’t a need. It is VERY much a preference.

Little edit/side note: the vast majority of people complaining directly state in their slideshows and videos that they didn’t get the video on their fyp. They were told about or linked to it and made the conscious decision to view it. We REALLY need to teach people Dead Dove: Do Not Eat outside of ao3.

Anyways I hope my mutuals have a wonderful day, just ignore this lol I had a moment and will likely delete this later.

#txt #ranting #not jjba #sorry I got possessed by ghiaccio for a sec there

[wing-ed-thing]

GymRat!Deidara Situationship Headcanons College AU

This has literally been on my mind for the past month

Warning for language, asshole bro Deidara and mentions of manhandling

💕Jerk jerk jerk and the worst thing is you know it

💕Deidara is basic as fuck and joined a frat as a freshman. You honestly don’t know why he’s pursuing secondary education in the first place. For all his “deep talk” about art, he’s really just around to have a good time

💕”I’m a fucking art major. It’s not like I’m doin’ anything else”

💕His workouts always come up on your Instagram feed and FYP. He always has his hair up and held back by a headband. Deidara lifts and needs the world to know it

💕He does those stupid little Tiktoks where the exposure is low with homemade audio edits. But the worst part is is that he looks good. And he knows it.

💕He knows he’s got a muscular physique. He knows that he has an objectively obnoxious personality, but he’ll tease you just enough and push just the right buttons where, even though you’re mildly annoyed and flustered, you keep coming back

💕Deidara isn’t the most outwardly flirty. In comparison to a brother like Hidan, Deidara could be considered mild. But he’s an expert in walking the line between suggestion and outright audacity

💕This also applies to little touches, like a casual arm draped over your shoulder or turning you to face him by your chin. Sure, you’re wearing his hoodie and you slept over at his place last night, but you’re not a thing

💕In fact, Deidara doesn’t “do” relationships. Following anything that could be considered romantic or a gesture of “exclusivity” or otherwise “special treatment”, he’ll be sure to remind you

💕Regardless of body type, Deidara likes to find creative ways to pick you up. He’s certainly strong enough. You don’t see the appeal, but the more being manhandled seems to bother you, the more he likes doing it. He just likes getting under your skin. Asshole.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed and otherwise supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

#deidara x reader #Akatsuki x reader #naruto x reader #naruto #deidara #akatsuki #naruto x you #naruto x y/n #naruto imagine #naruto imagines #naruto scenario #naruto scenarios #naruto reader insert #sfw