#that goes less well

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art

[oldmanffucker]

#im sorry these screenshots are SO bad. i hate taking screenshots on PC how do you make taking screenshots less horribly clunky on this thing #house md spoilers #someone should write a fic where wilson goes...well yeah #or link me if that already exists pls #house #text post #house md #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #my post #wilson #house quotes

[starry-songs-canvas]

Saving the Spare

I was reading a couple time travel batfam fics and had this cool idea. Hope ya’ll enjoy!

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Thrown back in time before Damian joined the Wayne’s, he tried to make the most of it. Now Damian’s backstory was incredibly messed up, but this…

“Talia’s started cloning Damian already?!?!?”

The clone with blue eyes looked back in confusion, shock, and anger,

“I am not Damian’s clone, I am the other half of the Demon Twins, you— you— fruitcake!”

Oh.

Oh.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #damian and danny are twins #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny and damian are twins #I left which bat time-traveled/dimension traveled vague #My personal favorites are Tim or Dick tho #The batfamily figuring out how traumatized Damian is #Danny’s reaction when finding out he’s “dead” in the future is just #“ Oh that makes sense I am the spare” #And goes along with the time/dimension traveling bat with ease #Convincing Damian to go along as well #Although certainly with less ease

[hailsatanacab]

"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.

"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"

"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"

"What?"

"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"

"Not in my experience."

Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.

"This is definitely a bad idea."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #batpham #dead tired #dead tired ship #there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain #but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so #here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster #danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!! #tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this. #danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏 #tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong #danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face! #tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less #danny: no.

[washingtonwhitemarkiplier]

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?!

#just kiss each other with tongue that'll be less gay than whatever the hell this is. geez. #this one goes out to stim_shady on tiktok for requesting me to quote #draw them absolutely beating the shit out of one another #end quote #well brother i am already on that sshit. good day to you #ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #v1 ultrakill #v1 fanart #gabriel ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill fanart #gabv1el

[eugeniedanglars]

the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:

gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.

girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.

gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.

#colin literally standing in front of michaels house unloading a moving truck: i have no idea who that man who kissed that richmond player is #weird that he looks exactly like the guy standing in the doorway behind me! oh well life is full of mysteries #the tabloid reporter who ambushed colin goes home that night and contemplates a change of career #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #the more i think about it the less bothered i am by them not addressing the repercussions in the episode #because i love open endings and hate flash-forward endings that give you all the answers (part of why i hated the montage) #and i'm having so much fun imagining all the ways the aftermath of The Kiss could have played out #over 1k

[miahasahardname]

finds character i relate to immensely, immediately starts projecting

#discovered some mikey epilepsy headcanons one time. can’t find ‘em but they made me really happy so i’m throwing some in #2012 mikey centered because… well…. i’m me #but i have rise mikey ones too #2012 mikey mostly has absences and auras and other less serious kinds of seizures #though he will occasionally have tonic-clonics and other such seizures #he tics regularly because i do and i want a character that does too #(my tic is basically just i crack my neck and sometimes it goes too hard and it really hurts) #i could go on but i don’t have time for that rn lol #tmnt mikey #tmnt leo #tmnt donnie #2012 mikey #2012 leo #2012 donnie #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #feel free to ignore (not 100% proud of the second drawing)

[ageless-soul-au]

Hi, I think epilogue Warriors is the hottest (genderfluid) woman ever and so I'm sharing her with everyone. Also Legend is cool too. They could be in hair commercials together.

They're coming back from the castle and Wars is patiently listening to Legend bitch about whoever annoyed him while they were there. He just needs to get it out of his system 😂

Legend (he/him) and Warriors (he/she/they) belong to ASAU, please don't tag any other AUs ✨🏳‍⚧✨

Bonus bc Wars is hot when she's mad:

POV you're one of the queen's generals and you misgendered her top military advisor 🫢

#Wars goes by exclusively she/her in the castle. it's easier for her and less dysphoric #even on masc days #older wars is much more confident in herself and thus so much hotter #also I may have a weakness for female knights 😳 maybe #ageless soul au #au art #asau warriors #asau legend #not rlly fond of the shading on the first piece but I wanted it done #oh well! I like everything else

[mariusroyale]

depression kicked my ass today

#it won today #maybe tomorrow #ill make myself a cake and hate myself less or something #i notice i always make a cake if i feel like sinking into the earth #(usually cos baking yields a result that i like and feel accomplished for) #(it’s mostly therapeutic and rewarding if everything goes well) #(if it turns like shit im gonna kay em ess) #text post #i don’t remember whose art this is i just remember saving it years ago and it still feels the same #*melts into the ground*

[doodles-in-sand]

"Those who believe in "Because it's Not My

justice assemble!" Fault!"

"An ever-victorious FIRE "Why won't you

burn so high till it stop hurting me?"

becomes ash"

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #milgram project #milgram fanart #fuuta milgram #milgram muu #wahey more art yipepee #inmf took me a fucking lifetime kill me #back draft was finished before teardrop but im posting in pairs so #this also means throwdown/triage will be finished wayyyy before tihtbilwy #and cat also way befote tihtbilwy #someone save me.....my hubris man #if all goes well these will become prints #idk tho lol #aughggghghgh #anywyas art posts will be a lot less im not at home this week!! this means nothing becauze i dont post consistently

[skitskatdacat63]

His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever..... #suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right.... #hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :) #get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece??? #thats supposed to represent two things. #1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭) #had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it.... #lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭 #quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!! #lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!! #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

[karamazovanon]

controversial opinion maybe but it BEWILDERS me when people (mostly americans ime) genuinely seriously with their whole chest complain about how impossibly hard russian names are. like. do a single google search. i don't see how you can comprehend that charles = chuck and margaret = peggy but can't fathom that rodion = rodya. how is this such a huge barrier of entry for people

#and this doesnt apply to ESL ppl or any other ppl who have actual reasons like dyslexia or something #im talking about other americans who go yeah i had to stop reading bc i couldnt understand the names #how are you seeing different cultural naming conventions as an unsurpassable barrier that forces you to quit and give up on ever reading it #instead of an opportunity to learn and expand your narrow worldview?????? and over something SO SIMPLE?????????? #like i know damn well yall know a katherine that goes by katie or a john that goes by jack #and those make even less sense than something like aleksey -> alyosha! #there are general rules and patterns unlike english! like the progression from aleksey -> alyosha -> alyoshka -> alyoshechka is so easy to #comprehend i dont understand how its SUCH a common complaint #i definitely understand the struggle of keeping characters straight when they have the same first name #like katerina ivanovna and katerina ospovna in t/bk etc #and of course the names in general are something you have to adjust to if youve never encountered it before! it takes a bit of thought #but its NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE and its asinine to shrug your shoulders and say welp guess im incapable of ever reading any ruslit! #like ohhh my goddd it grinds my gears so bad #bare minimum effort #anontalks #sorry for rant but i keep fucking seeing this shit and it rubs me the wrong way every time #like yeah its funny that dunya = avdotya and grushenka = agrafena #but richard = dick and elizabeth = betty so who fucking cares read the damn book

[fidgetspringer]

Testing out the beautiful antique dip pen I was given for christmas with a hasty brain horse.

#my art #not good enough to go on the art blog so on the main it goes #i'm gonna give it a couple more attempts when my hands are less wobbly #but it's fun to use #i enjoy the natural line weight you can get as well as the very organic lines #i'll get some new ink since mine is ancient #as well as some new nibs since this one is kinda crusty #it do be very pretty though

[descendantofthesparrow]

Remember when the Audrey villain leaks came out and then we saw the offical c4 and s3 outfit reveals and saw the c4 on the isle and the s3 in an auradon forest and we all thought there had been some sort of time spell where Audrey twisted time and instead of the c4 coming to Auradon it was the s3 so Audrey stayed with Ben and there was a whole adventue to fix the timeline? no? just me? okay

#i remember the theories they were so interesting #like how dr. Facilier ran an underground motorrace and the vks had to race to get the key to Hades lair #and we all thought Harry and Gil had dyed their hair blue becuase that reveal photo of the s3 looked so odd for Harry's hair lighting and i #looked blue #and we all thought Audrey had gone to a wishing well like in ouat and had cast a time spell and the vks had to work together to get their #timeline back #Uma #Mal and Audrey and Hades are the only ones who remember the last timeline #aka demi-gods #person who cast the spell #and god #and Mal goes to see Hades and confronts him cuz hes a god and might know where cronos sundial is so she can get her timeline back #but she also notices alto of the isle is-way better than what she and her friends had done?? theres fresh food-no one is wearing ratty old #clothes that were trash from auradon #the air is better #and theres no propagana pictures #Mal asks-not so descretly-what happened and Hades just goes 'uma.' #Uma made it her whole ass mission to make the isle a better place in gernal becuase even if they're steadely getting kids off-its still a #really bad place and-ya know-HUMAN RIGHTS #Ben is very supportive and the isle becomes less an inhumane prison and more just a isle of solitude where the villains live without magic #the barrier was edited personally by FG and Uma to allow fresh air and water in and out of the isle becuase it was really fucked up that #once ANYTHING gets in it cant go out so the isle waters were really really poluted and bad and FG was like- "how did i not know it was this #bad!?“ and uma is just like ”....really?“ #anyway i have feelings about the fandoms old theories about d3 #anyway Mal goes through teh deliema of either going back to her timeline where the isle is still really bad but shes happy or #stay in the timeline where the isle is much better but she's still stuck and not with Ben/becoming queen #so she has the same choice in this alt timeine that she gets in d3 but its much more-just on her-becuase she knows Uma wont twist back #the timeline-shes happy #Harry and Gil are happy-lots of kids are already off the isle #and Ben looks happy too...hopefully

[royaltrios]

i drew childes entire immediate family/designed the ones that didnt have canon designs. for no real reason other than im writing about them in a fic and i got attached

#for the record i think he has 2 older brothers 1 older sister. he the 3rd son so #but they dont live at home w their parents #and hes much less close to them #chiscara #my art #this is completely. self indulgent i rly like putting them in russian clothes #tonia and anthon being twins is not a very original theory ik but i like it. it makes sense. their names match. #i think their dad is a fisherman and not often home. and him and childe have a weird relationship since the whole. well. hole. #thats the warmest snezhnayan clothes ch could get scara into btw. i think he has a sensory thing w heavy clothes #they force him to put a coat on when he goes out so he doesnt like. scare ppl #most of all childes mother. #theyre lucky the pants remind him of hakama and hes not wearing shorts #chsc #chscnhtrv #childe

[everysongineverykey]

but listen!!! gabriel clutching his chest upon seeing beelzebub again!! the way he's always ALWAYS turned up his nose at human rituals like eating and drinking and doesn't understand childbirth or music and scoffs at aziraphale for engaging in human tradition so much and the way he probably doesn't even HAVE a heart- wouldn't bother- and yet when he looks at them he just can't help but put his hands where his heart would be. FUCKED UP!!!

#good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #they are. #azcrow is for all intents and purposes my favorite go ship #but these two... man. it's like an 'if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more' thing with them. #my eyes well up with tears when he goes 'you!' and when they sing together! #i can't explain it. maybe it's the nonbinary people in love representation? #in any case they're SO important to me💙💙