#that kid ruined Christmas

[bbcdumbsterfire]

#bbc merlin #merlin #mordred #seriously everything would be fine if merlin just listened to kilgarrah #that kid ruined Christmas #merlin memes

[itspileofgoodthings]

Good morning what are the movies or tv shows that traumatized you as a kid mine are the BBC production of A Christmas Carol and a handful of David Suchet Poirot episodes

#my dad always thought if something was well done it was appropriate for children #so we never watched the silly little kid version of things. The muppet Christmas Carol? My dad would N E V E R #anyway a Christmas Carol ruined Christmas for me for YEARS #i hated to think about it #and poirot was just. traumatizing #there’s one called murder on the links which involved a golf course at night which is one of the most terrifying locations I can imagine #also there’s one called death in the clouds #and poirot uncovers the murder because there are two spoons on the dead lady’s tray of airplane food #and the way he says ‘he picks up a spoon giving him the task of a waiter to carry out’ #when explaining the murder at the end to this DAY sends chills up my spine #I know this is very obvious but the thing about fear is that it isn’t about logic or reason but it is about revelation #it’s like the flip side of moments of good and happy insight #at least for me #what terrifies me is a moment where some kind of evil is revealed in a blinding FLASH #a motive or (I guess) a ghost #and there is this presence of some malevolent entity underneath the reality of things #and something about it being SEEN almost more than it existing #is so scary. Like I. #Poirot uncovering the murder and describing it with such studied fascinated careful attention #pulling back the layers of a blind of one kind or another #shakes me to. my. CORE. #and it’s all so visual and instinctive. it’s one tiny little moment that doesn’t fit suddenly pulling back the curtain of reality #with such terrifying abruptness #makes me want to sit down and cry like a baby #the knowledge of evil doesn’t scare me. as in it doesn’t elicit an emotional/physical reaction of fear #but seeing it in embodied action. again. where it’s some tiny ordinary little detail suddenly ripping reality as you know it to shreds #the surprise of it. the recalibration it demands #I !!!!!!!!! Get so afraid

[nookstan]

careful, he bites!

#THISSSS STUPID LITTLE VAMPIRE #HAS RUINED MY LIFE #HE IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT #singlehandedly got me out of a year long art block i kid u not #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate fanart #fanart #my art #digital art #csp #clip studio paint #art #astarion fanart #astarion bg3 #he is the true tadpole living rent free in my head #merry christmas #from me to u #i hate him #astarion baldurs gate

[lordzuuko]

The most handsome reindeer :'D

#lies of p #pinocchio #i have a gazillion photos of him in his christmas get up it's embarrassing HAHAHHAHAH XD #he looks like one of those rich kids who does the bare minimum during christmas because they didnt wanna ruin their hair lmao #this boy is just so goddamn beautiful like a doll #badum tsss #lmao

[mrmcflowers]

Literally losing my fucking mind rn

BOTH OF MY MIDDLE-AGED WHITE MAN CRUSHES THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS A FUCKING 14-YEARS-OLD ARE BACK AND HAUNTING ME. HELP IIM DYING IN PAIN. THIS IS KILLING ME. I have a crush on two different middle aged white men at the same time and it's so cringe I am in fact dying. I GOT INTO SECURITYWAITER BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY AND SILLY BUT NOW IM BEING HAUNTED BY CRUSHES PAST, CRUSHES PRESENT, AAAAAAAND CRUSHES FUTURE.

#Help girl I am getting christmas carol'd #securitywaiter #josh hutcherson #matpat #This is so fucking cringe. #I watches a Peeta Mellark Edit for like a full minute straight im not even kidding. I hate being gay wtf is this?? #Adhd hyperfix decided to ruin my life for a lil bit. #More chapters of my fanfic will be coming once I get out of the depths of despair \j

[lean-mean-demon-genevieve]

Sooooo today Gen made it known that Jared went to Vegas with his bestie Cliff and opted out of the family trip??

(L: fan IG story from 12/15; R: Gen’s IG story from today)

It’s giving: Intentionality, retaliation, revenge, middle finger vibes

It’s definitely giving Couple’s Goals, as per usual! Nothing to see here. 👀

#taking only what she needs also as per usual #weekend trip to a kids attraction #how could she say no #a must #Christmas would have been ruined otherwise #anti genevieve #anti towwn

[corvigae]

Did any other autistic people always just have a really hard time with the whole concept of Santa? Like, my parents never really went hard enforcing the idea of Santa existing to me, so I figured it out on my own fairly quickly, and then proceeded to spend several years as a kid being immensely annoyed by the kids who still believed in such an obviously illogical story, and even more annoyed by the parents who repeatedly lied to their kids about this story for, to me, seemingly no conceivable reason. It never made any sense to me to insist that something that was real when you yourself knew it wasn't. To this day it still doesn't really make much sense to me, and I imagine that if I ever have kids myself I'll be similarly non-enforcing of the idea like my parents were.

#i have a story abt me ruining christmas for my entire first grade class bc of this #personal grumblings #as a kid i always felt like it was stupid to believe such obvious lies #and even worse to continue lying about it #so i guess i'm really lucky i wasn't raised athiest otherwise i would've been fucking INSUFFERABLE as a child lmao

[anxiousworm]

You ever have an idea but the forbidden knowledge of what will happen if it has a fandom haunts you

#ever since Christmas I’ve been strangled by this concept of putting a bunching of Christmas myths in a fantasy story together #like they’re not literally the figure they represent/are named after but it’s all heavily inspired by folklore #and my one thought was Santa having 9 kids named after the reindeer #but every time I think about it I just imagine people would draw/write them fucking #like it’s just one of those groups of characters if you catch my drift #people want to make shipping webs and such #BUT THEYRE SIBLINGS HERE #just imagining how a hypothetical fandom would ruin my ocs as if they’ll ever become public knowledge #anyway how y’all doing

[awek-s]

my mom keeps calling me by my abusive brother's name and like the first time i was offended and let it go but was obviously offended -- the 4th time im starting to want to be a little bit dead about it

#like ... come on #i dont mean to be a cliche but every time the holidays come around all i associate them with are concussions on christmas eve #or having tvs falling on me or my entire chest being bruised #or being beaten up cuz i wouldnt let him steal my shit #and all this with him being our entire family's favourite kid so of course nobody did anything to stop it #and i get he's her child too but im not allowed to complain about the town we live in and the way it's ruined my chances at a normal life #because it upsets her. but she repeatedly calls me by the name of the person who has been abusing me for our entire lives #and who literally has a dream diary written on how much he wants to kill me.. that she's also read! but if i get upset about her doing that #im still the bad guy #dear lord i dont know how much longer i can put up with the things you throw at me #mrow.org

[sga-owns-my-soul]

hey can we like. can we go back to celebrating things when they actually happen instead of 4 months in advance. i've been seeing halloween shit for a month and a half. halloween hasn't even HAPPENED yet and now im seeing christmas stuff. they got the back to school stuff out the second week of july

im just. im so sick of getting holidays and events shoved down my throat for months and then there's not even any time to enjoy it bc the next fuckin thing is being shoved down your throat. can we just go back to actually celebrating holidays when they happen. pls

#i'm so tired #i'm pretty sure this bothers only me #but like i really don't need or want fall being sold to me all fucking summe r #bc now fall is here and i'm getting winter shoved down my throat #like can we fucking stop #please #calm the fuck down #also this ain't about people getting excited about holidays #this is about corporations ruining everything by making EVERYTHING about profit #i was the biggest fuckimg christmas bitch as a kid #i would never shut up about it #i was the christmas in july kid #and now i fucking hate christmas #bc it's about Prove Your Love By Buying Gifts #i don't let people get me gifts anymore #bc all it does is stress me out #christmas is about love and celebration and family and community #being there for each other #celebrating all your wins of the year #stop making me feel like an asshole bc i can't afford 3k in gifts #that people probably won't use after 6 months anyways #like i just #i can't with the corporate take over of the seasons #i'm begging you please let us go back to just enjoying things #the world is a fuckimg mess #i'm fucking tired #ignore this #persoanl rambles #stick is ranting again #not stargate

[releaseholiday]

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#when lucky and the little twins grow up they’re gonna look at those pics and see a random af child sitting on daisy’s lap #all the adults are so fucked up for this #Lottie willing to ruin the memories of her son’s first ever Christmas #fucked up man #and all of this so easily avoided #I’m just begging it all blows up soon for everyone’s sake bc looks like no one wants to keep the kids out of it

[depressed-tweaker]

Why is it my luck that always sucks.

I had 450$ in gift cards from the Christmas hamper stolen right out of my bag, so now that I have my kids for Christmas and I’m supposed to be Santa I have literally NO way to get either of them a single thing.

I fucking hate people. Because someone couldnt leave someone else’s shit alone two little kids have to suffer and go without.

#I’m a terrible Santa #no gifts #poor kids #I hate people #ruined everything #presentless Christmas #heartbreaking #I wish someone would care #a Christmas miracle is much needed

[happywitch416]

Me, added to the family group chat again: lets cause problems on purpose and also no, you are not allowed to talk smack about my younger cousin who is enforcing her boundaries to keep her kids safe from your sex offender husband, cuz.

#its christmas anytime i decide to remind her i know from experience as to what a piece of shit he is #why do you try to ruin my life? because he tried to ruin mine and i was ostracized for not backing down and accepting it #it happens in every family. it shouldnt. no family should have that one uncle #why is he worth your protection but not the kids? #if it wouldnt be obvious it was me id have dumped his body parts in the river a long time ago #the river never lets me down #the witch speaks

[teakoodrawz]

my arm hurts already so here's Seren in christmas holiday

#[crack] #S-2 #Seren #brothers blood au #<- yep that's the au's name now #i was animating a shitpost for christmas then i have this one artists pain giving me a crisis #now i should take a shower #yeh that's S-2 in normal human form. same looks with Mark. Same hair. Same height #same childhood stuff animal as a kid. except the vocal and personalities and preferences #their eyes are different from each other #i better rest and drink plenty of water or else i'd get a stroke #i should watch ironman again #Seren won't actually ruin someone's life because he promised to his mom he'd be a good boy #good golly i wanted to make a whole ref sheet of S-2/Seren so bad my shoulder hurts AUAUUUUGGGHHHH #its hair is ponytailed on this one... #anyways fun fact about him. he is immuned and amused to unsettling monsters he sees but has Entomophobia same with Mark #especially for creepy crawlies. and also roaches... #these two would push each other forcing who is who is going to kill it #gosh i love rambling about these two.....

[elainemorisi]

I love how genetic Obeying The Rules can be

#apropos of the predictable parent group post #'we got the kids chocolate Advent calendars and they ate all the chocolate how 2 punish' #(obviously you don't; this is the textbook example of natural consequences being more than sufficient #and indeed even sort of excessive because really it is the kinder thing to help kids with normal degrees of Rules #by making the calendars inaccessible! so they can't ruin their own fun! but failing that. textbook example) #however. year 2 here of the chocolate calendar being VERY cool but VERY Rules-Bound #of COURSE you only eat the chocolate for the day that it is Those Are The Rules! #<3 #Christmas for blacklists #tldr there do be some reasons that Odo is My Guy #who knows! perhaps someday it will occur to my kid that she could eat all the chocolate! I'm interested to find out #the good Lord knows it never occurred to me