#that last line was a joke

[likeabxrdinflight]

...can we discuss the obviously unintended but nevertheless possible queer reading of anzu, given her being in love with an extremely queer-coded man, hanging out mainly with guys, and her immediate and (mostly) unwarranted dislike of the stereotypically straight presenting, conventionally attractive mai

I mean she had a point in disliking mai at first, mai wasn't a great person at the start, but anzu really latches onto these frankly misogynistic reasons for disliking her- anzu didn't mistrust mai because she was cheating, she mistrusted her because she was hot and distinctly feminine. obviously anzu comes around with mai eventually and ends up regarding her as a friend, but it sure didn't start that way. anzu's initial attitude honestly has big "I'm not like other girls" energy- and a lot of girls I personally knew back in the early 2000s who carried around that attitude (myself included) have since come out as some kind of queer.

and again maybe this is just a me projecting thing, but back when I thought I was straight (lol) the men I would "choose" to have crushes on had a tendency to be a bit..................femme-y. and atem? he's a little effeminate sometimes. there's a reason so much of the yugioh fandom reads him as queer himself- many of his mannerisms have a feminine flare to them, especially when you compare him to some of the more stereotypically "masculine" characters like jounouchi and honda.

I'm not saying anzu's feelings for atem aren't real, I think they are- but I do think you can interpret some queerness into the fact that that's the guy she falls for. it's not uncommon for us to be drawn to our own, even unconsciously.

she's also portrayed as a little tomboyish, especially in early season 0, but that's pretty subtle and does change a bit by season one of duel monsters. but it's not uncommon for queer women to bond with guys or to disown some degree of femininity, feeling like they don't have a lot in common with girls their age. this wasn't my personal experience but I've known lesbians and non-binary AFAB people who felt this way.

I'm painting in somewhat broad strokes here, obviously none of these things mean someone definitely is queer, nor are they inherent to female queer identity. Nevertheless, you could interpret it that way.

.............but what does make her queer is her love of broadway musicals and dreams of being a dancer in new york okay good NIGHT

#that last line was a joke #or was it #using this opportunity to spread my bisexual anzu propaganda #and all anzu propaganda for that matter I haven't forgotten how she was treated by the fandom in the mid-2000s #if this post is incoherent blame covid brain #yugioh

[dclovesdanny]

DcxDp prompt

Dead serious 3/4

Damian ran away from home after a bad fight with Bruce and accidentally entered a natural portal. Danny finds him and agrees to help him get home, and they fall in love along the way, with Ellie wingwomaning the whole time.

This is after that though, when Danny decides to join Damian in his dimension. Clockwork agrees, but he warns them that while it’s been almost a year for them, it’s been only a month back in Gotham, and their bodies will change to match that, with a few abnormalities for Danny. The journey may also cause Ellie to de age.

Now, the Batfam have been looking for Damian for a while, driving themselves crazy. They got confirmation that magic was involved, and are assuming it’s a kidnapping. So when a portal opens in their backyard, they are expecting a fight.

They aren’t expecting Damian to step out with another boy who had Black hair with a white streak like Jason, but bigger. He was cradling a baby who had the same dark hair.

“It’s weird seeing you look so young again.” The unknown boy says. Then, he sees them, and they all notice how one of his eyes is almost glowing green. “You ready to introduce me and the munchkin to your family? ‘Cause they are staring at us like they have seen a ghost.”

#funny #misunderstanding #de aged ellie #dc x dp #dcxdp #dead serious #they think Danny and Damian are Ellie’s parents #and that the time difference was bigger #also yes that last line was a joke #i had to

[notllorstel]

EBROwolf time for the spotlight and also by this time Barbie is out.

#the owl house #toh #toh eberwolf #darius deamonne #toh hunter #dadrius #bell the palisman #toh oc bell #toh spoilers #for the past months Darius has just been pssssh I’m not a father to eda as she looks at the camera #OH REALLY #bell usually has wings within flying but the last movie they watched was an action one and became obsessed with helicopters #yes blades GO SPIN FAST #and Darius would not allow it during hair cover mode #Darius had an alt first line but could not resist the joke #don’t worry #hunter remembers the Barbie movie and teleports at the last second

[mirrorhouse]

This is a rather high-risk romance we've embarked upon, isn't it? Brings new meaning to the term 'strange bedfellows'.

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #the dark urge #gale x durge #durge x gale #bg3edit #gamingedit #* #vex #he doesn't exactly say it out loud because he's not 100% sure what's going on but raahghh the 'i know this isn't really you' #type of thing..... 'something in you tried to kill me last night and thats awful but it wasnt You and i love You.' yknow.... it's so :') #they all do that with durge in their own unique ways #gale's way is making little jokes while trying to be as calm and open minded about whats happening to this person he cares so much for #also. 'let's not throw the murderous baby out with the bathwater' is such a funny line to me

[ghostlyheart]

Nadja of Antipaxos + highlights in What We Do in the Shadows Season 5

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits s5 spoilers #nadja of antipaxos #wwditsedit #these are grainy as hell oopsie #also her face in the last gif oooohhh that should be illegal #i know she's delivering a joke line but I have so many feelings about nadja in this episode #anyway she's everything to me but that's nothing new #ghostlygifs

[therockettrio]

Meowth's peak character trait

#I feel like people sees him more as a joke and I'm getting tired of it lol #enjoy this tiny compilation of him being a good boy #anyway #the last clip (dub) was written by Meowth's voice actress and some lines she wrote relate to her and I just had to put it here #pokemon #team rocket #meowth #pokeani #anipoke #irestuff edits

[b-dwolf]

i think it is actually insane that it is considered a “controversial take” to like buck and tommy together.

like … he is canonically seeing him.. wanting to date him… is happy with him.. likes learning more about him..

and honestly? the same thing for any of his past relationships.

like ok you do not need to have liked any of his past girlfriends, hell you dont even have to like tommy! but you also do NOT need to bash / make fun of people who have / do??

buck dated these people for a reason. he liked them! he had chemistry with them! they had cute moments!

you should not feel ashamed or scared to admit that if it’s what you think. and you shouldn’t bash someone for not having the same opinions as you!

and just because you like bucktommy does not mean you are “giving up on buddie” … sick of people saying that actually lmfao LIKE HOWW DOES THAT CORRELATE??

personally, i just want to see buck happy and currently tommy is the one who has been making that happen. if you seriously cannot handle someone shipping them, i highly recommend growing up and getting over it lol

anyway

eddie and his love interests on the other hand……

#evan buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #bucktommy #buddie #911 on abc #911 spoilers #let buck be happy!!! #my goodness gracious #also newsflash idk but his bisexuality does not simply revolve around eddie #hope that helps #also last line crossed out is a joke LOL #but eddie is demi gay to ME #i cannot see that man with a woman sorry

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku ishin #like a dragon: ishin! #yakuza 2 #masato arakawa #daigo dojima #ryuji goda #yoshinobu tokugawa #saigo kichinosuke #rintaro katsu #snap sketches #shoving him back in the chair HE DIDNT NEED TO STAND AT ALL IN ISHIN #trying to find chairs from the 1860s made me want to scream cause theres just so much and so many varieties #in any case i just . needed to draw him in a chair #also needed to legally inject a history joke #whats so funny is that like not even like ten years later saigo takamori would get himself killed in the satsuma rebellion #which was a result of the charter oath essentially nullifying samurai 💀💀 lmao 💀💀 #it's funny in the moment tho. for every reason ever #i love using my education #this why daigo got such heavy beef with ryuji down the line #ok im gona. move on with my day #i had the drawing sketched last night and just wanted to finish it before doin comm stuff but i spent my whole mornin with these 💀 #k byebye

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)

OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3

#i KNEW there was a fitting name along those lines #my dumbass self was sitting there last night like 'something... stock... joke... nah theres nothing' #but you Got It ty ty #with the help of everyone we can get this name Approved and Widely Used & Accepted #because its stellar #either way im gonna be tagging my howdy/barnaby stuff with it #welcome home #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #welcome home puppet show #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #LaughingStock #edit: and no one will see the reblogged version where i lost my mind in the tags #over CONTINUALLY FUCKING UP THIS SKETCH #first i forgot his antennae that i Actively Reminded Myself To Draw while making this #then i updated the pic here but i accidentally erased a bit. and also the blushy effect is gone now so fuck me i guess #im incensed <3 purely off my rocker <3

[antithcsis]

[“…San Lang, don’t move. The voice out there sounds a lot like the state preceptor’s. Let’s not allow ourselves to be discovered…”

Hua Cheng bowed his head slightly and hugged Xie Lian’s waist.

“All right… You don’t move either,” he whispered in his ear.

Rocks and earth crushed at them from all around, forcing them to press tightly against one another, their faces nuzzling and their ears warming at the contact. While it was hardly the right time, a thought nonetheless flashed through Xie Lian’s mind: It doesn’t feel so bad to share a grave.]

*head in hands*

#LIKE ARE YOU JOKING ME RIGHT NOW #i will collapse because of the last line #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf #heaven’s official blessing

[silver-horse]

Merrill during The Last Straw ...  

#🤣🤣 #actually the templar corpses are lovely to see so yeah you know what I do agree! #Merrill #freedom is coming! everyone rise up on this beautiful evening! the revolution is here #the last straw #jokes aside this is just one of the many things that show how rushed the ending was #this is the final quest of the game the big climax and they didn't give them unique lines to say when we click on them #just generic night time dialogue #dragon age exodus #dragon age 2 #Dragon Age II #Dragon Age #da2 #hilarious #funny #my post #my posts #daedit #da mine

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[jasontoddssuper]

Adventure Time is good wlw and mlm rep because it's the polar opposite of how most parts of fandoms potray duos of gay ships.The wlw ship is a slowburn that's full of drama and angst while the mlm ship is cutesy uwu with the conflicts that led to them getting together lasting exactly one season.The diversity win of the decade

#last line is a joke the diversity win of the decade was across the spiderverse but this one tracks EXTREMELY well #bubbline #gumlee #t4t bubbline #t4t gumlee #gumlee tag #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline abadeer #gary prince #marshall lee abadeer #adventure time #adventure time distant lands:obsidian #fionna and cake #💌 #letters from summer #pop post ⭐️

[astralcities]

i should've staked him

#broadcast #bg3 #astarion #last line is sooo jawdropping. sorry. what ??? #< before anyone gets on my dick: I know he is complex and traumatized. i don't need to be told twice. it's a joke it's a j #i'm aware he could be lying (even though there's no devnote specifying it). i'm aware dissociating from emotion is a trauma response #still a crazy thing to say out loud

[majorshatterandhare]

“Gassed last night / And gassed the night before / Gonna be gassed tonight / if we’re never gassed no more / When you’re gassed / you’re sick as you can be / ‘cause-” I keep fucking forgetting that you aren’t supposed to mix bleach and ammonia.

#the mechanisms #gptvtmk #ttbt #gunpowder tim #gassed last night #i didnt bother to check the lyrics so im guessing that the line breaks are actually there #this is a JOKE #mostly #blogbot q

[arkos404]

a scene from the fic "Christmas' Intoxicating Concoction of Emotions" by @flaint, a fanfic of the personality swap, the lawful joke au, by @chaosaliien

this was fun when i wasnt tearing my hair out, i should do a couple more scenes, i suggest yall go read the fic in the meantime its a very good read pinky promise

fun fact: i accidentally merged a 100% done page and didnt realize it until hours later, then i had to do it again 👍 not fun, dont be like me, save/organize your layers

#lawful joke au #prohibitedwish #prism #prismo the wishmaster #scrabby #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time: fionna & cake #arkos draws #id say im back but i didnt go anywhere lol i just didnt post anything #its been a hot minute since the last lawful joke post #i missed them <3 #dont pay attention to the vanishing lines too much