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copperpipes · 7 months

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Felt silly

Inktober 2023! But its tmnt, day 4: dodge

#rottmnt #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt leo #rottmnt disaster twins #inktober 2023 #inktober 2023 day 4 #im like this w/ my twin #rottmnt art #rottmnt comic #*ice cream sandwich slap sound*#that's how his fall sounded #my art

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nutmeg-cider · 4 months

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makes me giggle that laszlo is playing a theremin for like 3 seconds during the baron’s burial scene and then it’s never mentioned again ever

#bring back the theremin #fucking slaps #also the way nadja starts humming to pick up where he left off #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #laszlo cravensworth #video #brewing cider #i am going to buy queue a sandwich

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t4tozier · 1 month

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some more richie and food hcs bc i want to:

he unironically loves spam

eddie thinks it’s disgusting but richie’s insistent that it doesn’t taste like cat food, eds, especially if you actually cook it

he’s a pretty adventurous eater in general and is always willing to try new stuff

he doesn’t like everything he tries but that doesn’t deter him from continuing to try stuff

he does love classic comfort food, though

mac and cheese, meatloaf, chili

pretty much anything with cheese meat or carbs he’s guaranteed to like

he is of the firm belief that bacon makes everything better

eddie will often find him making some wack ass midnight meal

sometimes it is a result of the munchies but not always and they are equally terrible and delicious either way

he used to hate vegetables but then he realized that he can literally prepare them however he wants and putting butter or cheese on them doesn’t negate the health benefits of the veggies

he loves a good chicken caesar too

his go to breakfast sandwich is egg hashbrown bacon arugula and hot honey on cinnamon raisin toast

he will make it every morning without fail

he has won multiple food challenges at restaurants and has a drawer for all of the dumb t shirts he gets as a result

eddie will never admit it and he gets away with it because he always looks disgusted in the moment but he thinks it’s hot as fuck

#that breakfast sandwich fucking slaps y’all gotta try it #richie tozier #reddie #eddie kaspbrak #bear richie tozier #it counts bc he is bear in this hc list. to me

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zappedbyzabka · 8 months

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Why does it look like he—

#Looked like the most natural ‘thats right. clean the car sweetheart.’ ass slap ever #lawrusso #cobra kai #‘Now make me sandwich’ ass slap #I know I saw it before but wow

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cupophrogs · 8 months

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A Tea Party!

@dxkjf Loona's a little wizard!

#i swear i was pimp-slapped by this idea/pos #they are besties your honor #a silly tea party complete with finger sandwiches fancy raspberry pastries and macaroons #oh the wonders of having a rich mom/lh #i love these silly little ladies #this would totally be a weekly thing for them- Ami insists #phresties #phrart #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home Amelia #welcome home loona #i should give Ami a cool butler #art #character design #lil dragon princess #love her

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fattributes · 1 year

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Brie and Prosciutto Sandwich

#food #recipe #lunch #sandwich #brie #prosciutto #pork #cheese #arugula #vinegar #sandwiches with vinegar just slap #they do

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peppermint-squirrel · 1 month

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Rain

In a rare pocket of peace between battling bad guys, saving Jump City (if not the world), and a noisy tower, Raven and Cyborg find a moment to just be.

Raven found tranquility in the dead of night, in the heart of a raging thunderstorm.

She hovered, legs crossed, palms planted on her knees, before the sleek glass face of the Tower. Thunder drummed and lightning forked through the belly of the bruised blanket stitched across the sky, turning the glass into liquid moonlight that rippled and danced across her face.

The door to the living room whirred open.

"Rae?"

Cyborg.

"What're you —" A massive yawn interrupted him. She heard his shuffling tread as he entered the living room, felt the last remnants of sleep he hadn't shaken off clinging to him like cobwebs. "What're you doing up so late?"

"Enjoying the weather."

He whistled. "Man," he said, "it's really coming down."

His footsteps stopped, then started again — he was heading into the kitchen.

"I'll be out of your hair in a sec, Raven. I'm just grabbing a snack."

Raven's gaze skated away from the clouds. She spotted his reflection, poised in front of the open refrigerator as he rummaged through it.

"You can stay," she said. Carefully. Cautiously. "If you want to."

She saw him pause, saw his head crane over his shoulder.

She met his gaze in the glass.

It was easy to suppress, to restrain, to stifle (she'd been doing it her whole life) — it was impossible to ignore.

(Oxymorons. Go figure.)

She wanted him to stay.

"Yeah," he said finally, slowly. "Alright." He offered her a crooked grin. "Do you want anything to eat?"

"What're you making?"

"Waffles."

"Figures," Raven said drolly.

"Ah, but not just any waffles," Cyborg continued, his grin stretching. "Toast 'em, slap some pb & j and butter on 'em, and you've got yourself a top-notch waffle sandwich."

"Fascinating."

"And delicious. You in?"

"No. I'm fine."

Cyborg nodded. He turned away, then paused. He turned back. "Tea?"

Raven blinked. "I thought we were out."

He turned away again. His hand floated up to cup the back of his neck. "Yeah. We were. Ran out to the store with BB yesterday to get those vegan jelly bean gummies he likes, picked up some stuff while we were there. Tea included. Got a few boxes, just in case. Variety is the spice of life, and all that. Chamomile, sage, peppermint, ginger — pick your poison."

"Chamomile," she said after a long moment of silence. "But I can make it." She unfolded her legs and stood up. "Thanks. For getting it."

He was already busying himself with his state-of-the-art waffle-maker. "No problem."

A silence unspooled, punctuated by the storm and Cyborg's hums as he worked — but it wasn't uncomfortable. It was the exact opposite, and Raven realized it as she sidled into the cramped kitchen space behind the island to prep her tea.

She realized something else as she was flipping open a cabinet and withdrawing a mug.

She paused briefly, blinked, and thought, oh.

It was as simple as that.

There was a reason for the comfort. An explanation for why she wanted him to stay — and why she hoped he wanted to, too.

He understood.

He wielded a double-edged sword of his own.

He cared. He trusted. He believed.

And when they were together, they could just . . . exist. They could just be, and in lives full of danger, death, despair, doom — they could, and did, feel safe.

The particular pocket of peace they were in wouldn't last forever.

But maybe . . .

That was a loaded word, Raven thought, as she made her tea, focusing intently on her task and trying not to crack a small smile when the waffle-maker dinged and Cyborg drew in a deep breath and uttered a soft, jubilant "booyah" — then she thought about him turning away, trying to pat away some invisible itch on the nape of his neck.

And she smiled.

"Cyborg?"

"Yeah, Rae?"

'Maybe' was a loaded word, but it wasn't an impossible one.

She turned away from the counter, cup of tea in hands, curlicues of steam rising from the mug, a filmy curtain through which Raven and Cyborg regarded each other.

Not by a long shot.

"Watch the storm with me?"

Cyborg grinned. "Yeah," he said, plate of waffle sandwich in hand. "Let's do it."

They sat together on the sofa, Raven drinking her tea, Cyborg scarfing down his sandwich.

Raven found tranquility in the dead of night, in the heart of a raging thunderstorm, and she wasn't alone.

#teen titans #teen titans 2003 #teen titans fanfiction #cyborg #raven #cyrae #here i go again #this is basically “raven appreciates cyborg: the fic”#i wrote this at around 1am and i am hungry and tired so the editing is v minimal #also waffle sandwiches are so good and i love them dearly #espec if instead of pb n j you slap a fried egg in there #ignore me im rambling #i also am rusty #i havent written in a hot minute but im p okay w how this turned out!

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llumimoon · 1 year

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@feymarche’s Pokémon AU designs and partners they chose for the teens were so cute and charming I had to draw something for it !! :D

#dndads #dungons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #dndads s2 #taylor swift dndads #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #hermie unworthy #normal oak #pokemon #i was playing Pokémon SV and I thought the idea of the teens making the most ABYSMAL sandwich was pretty fun JAHAAGJAJA #ALSO BALL GUY NORMAL IS SO INSPIRED…. GENUINELY IT CRACKS ME UP BUT IT FITS SO WELL #btw the reason why the sandwich is Like That is bc halfway through Taylor and Scary forgot that Normal is vegan #and just started slapping hamburger patties and cheese slices all over it #so it’s this awful mix of like tofu and lettuce and beef and cheese #IT IS NOOOOT GOOD #but they’re gonna eat it out of morbid curiosity bc magic sandwiches yo #cal draws #I NEVER TAGGED THIS WITH NY ART TAG. PAIN

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doom-dreaming · 5 months

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college au nonsense pt. 1

“You think he’s got a girlfriend he hasn’t told us about?” Kelly shifts in her chair, her attention riveted on her brother, who’d been waylaid between the register and the table by a dark-haired woman Kelly didn’t recognize. The ambient symphony of scraping chairs and echoey conversations drowns out whatever words are passing between them, but their body language is speaking volumes all on its own.

Her other brother shrugs. “Wouldn’t be the first time.”

Linda snorts. “We only found out about what’s-his-name a week after they hooked up.”

Kelly smirks across the table. “You know he’s still got that guy’s number in his phone? I saw it the other day.”

“God.”

Over Linda’s shoulder, Kelly can see her brother’s conversation coming to a close. The woman smiles and places a hand on his forearm. The touch lingers for a few seconds before she takes a step back and, with a parting wave, begins to head in the opposite direction.

Moments later, Fred joins them.

“Who was that?” Kelly tips her head toward the mystery woman’s retreating back.

Fred offers a one-shouldered shrug, focusing more on his lunch than anyone at the table. “A friend. We have a class together, she was reminding me what pages we need to read for the lecture tomorrow.”

“Oh, that’s nice…” Fred still hadn’t looked up from his sandwich. Kelly pounces. “...and she had to touch your arm to do that?”

“She’s cute,” John cuts in. “You should ask her out.”

“Subtlety of a brick, thanks,” Kelly gripes, shooting a sideways glare in her brother's direction.

For the first time since he'd sat down, and with his face a few shades pinker than usual, Fred looks up at his siblings. He seems to be on the verge of defending himself, but is quickly interrupted by the approach of another dark-haired woman. This one, Kelly did recognize.

She gives the group a bright smile and slides a piece of paper across the table to John. “Here’s that cheat sheet I promised. Just don’t mention me if they catch you with it during the test.” She winks and hefts her bookbag higher on her shoulder. “I’d stay and chat but I’m on my way to class. Talk later!”

Fred waits until the sound of her footsteps fades into the rest of the noise, then nails his brother with a semi-hostile stare. “And when are you gonna ask her out, huh?”

John mirrors the expression.

Fred cocks an eyebrow. “Hey, turnabout is fair play. Don’t get on the field if you’re not ready for the game.”

“Touché,” John eventually concedes, sitting back with a huff. “...shithead.”

#this is a little treat for me. to get sillay with it #not going in main tags lmao #spartan university #the mystery woman is that detective chick that fred gets shipped with i guess #and uhhhh. the guy he hooked up with is a reference to zita's locklear fic #bi fred headcanon stays winning #who else is fred shipped with #like. outside of blue team. bc i'm Not Doing That #i have a ton of ships to reference for john obviously #and ofc palmer sandwich is happening in this au as well #slaps roof of au. this bad boy can hold so many complicated relationships #AND HOW DO I GET THE ALIENS IN HERE #i need to find a way to make the arbiter a college student #oh my god wait. foreign exchange student #if you're reading these tags i'm sorry. you're witnessing madness #anyway. i'm having ideas #this was just the first scene that came out #is this in-character? we just don't know #i tried #but it's an au and they are like. 22 and not supersoldiers. so

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drewlyyours · 11 months

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WARNINGS AT WAVERLY ACADEMY FANCAST

ND #21 (w spoilers)

Corine Myers - Corinna Brown

Mel Corbalis - Tanya Reynolds

Leela Yadav - Charithra Chandran

Rachel and Kim Hubbard - Emma Myers

Izzy Romero - Mimi Keene

just lie through your teeth and you'll do fine

MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE, ICE, CRY, VEN, HAU

#this would be the fresh teen content we all need #although im afraid it would end up like riverdale #I appreciate that her interactive has had people of color from the beginning in their games #however sometimes i look at this game and go yay diversity!#and then sometimes i go.. wait..#these are all just cultural stereotypes #also the gossip on these girls is my favorite part ill be honest #sometimes i play this game just to hear the girls talk about that hot teacher #fictional gossip slaps #especially when they think theyre better than everyone and then turn around an order a cheese sandwich #nancy drew game fancast #nd #clue crew #dream cast #WAC #warnings at waverly academy #game to movie adaptation #corine myers #mel corbalis #izzy romero #leela yadav #rachel hubbard #kim hubbard #the hubbard twins #these actresses all together I would cry

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lucalicatteart · 1 year

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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 3: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should throw a coin into the mysterious well ….

"After nearly ten minutes rummaging through the disorganization at the bottom of his backpack, he finally approaches the well once again, meager coin pouch in hand. He meticulously balances a little golden coin on the tip of his thumb, positioning it just so for an elegant coin flip… With a flick of his hand, the coin wobbles off, anticlimactically dropping into the darkness.. He pouts, leaning in to listen for a plonk as the coin hits the water but… nothing…. silence.. A few minutes pass and he shrugs, moving to pick up his bag and just continue his journey elsewhere, when suddenly a faint noise echoes from the well.. an almost cartoonish plopping sound, like wet feet slapping against stone..? The pitter patter grows closer and closer…then stops abruptly. The adventurer cautiously slinks over to the well, only to find.. a creature of some sort, clinging to the walls, staring up at him blankly. - What should he do next?"