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the-meme-monarch · 11 months
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me once a month every month when my tummy start fucking hurted: if this is my period I'm gonna be so fucking mad
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deathnot-e · 16 days
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mis chief this morning 🤓
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askpenpals · 5 months
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Is it him? What’re you worried about?
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kaladinkholins · 1 month
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hi, it's me. the fic writer that uses culturally-specific idioms in a very different cultural time setting and keeps confusing words like reign and rein. this is my story.
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jamesmaddisons · 4 months
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WEST JAM??
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jdeanmorgan · 5 months
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noo nick don't die your so sexie aha ha
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fandomandangstlover · 6 months
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drained :[ imma juysst.. watch thungs now
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mishkakagehishka · 1 year
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In any case i think my first final went well <3 i used "forgor" as an example of rapid change in a language bc i forgor all others.
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afarcryfrommymain · 10 months
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🐤 for my Far Cry 5 OC Cappie De la Costa
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madamdionysia · 2 years
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So ive just been unsure of that sub!seonghwa post but i checked the notes and its the most popular????
Thank you?????
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endofbeginning · 1 year
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Ew sorry for venting on TUMNLR DOT COM ummmm quick heres . well i dont know yet ill find something in my files
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KURT
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Heard this on the radio so it may or may not be legit but they were talking about how kissing is almost as beneficial as brushing your teeth (something about the increase in saliva production washing away bad bacteria) and it fondly reminded me of your fic "citation not needed" (which I adore, of course!). Also now I'm thinking of human!Kara who's autistic struggling with brushing her teeth and managing to convince Lena that kissing her is a suitable alternative lmao
ANON YOUR MIND....KISSES YOU ON THE MOUTH FOR DENTAL HYGIENE REASONS BUT ALSO AS A TOKEN OF APPRECIATION FOR THIS EXCELLENT ASK
i'm thinking about kara moving in with lena after she gets home from the phantom zone (obviously, bc she can't sleep alone thanks to the ptsd and she's afraid to move in with the danvers-olsens bc what if she has a nightmare and accidentally laservisions the wall as she wakes up and esme's room catches on fire etc etc......). ANYWAYS so kara moves in with lena.
and it's been a few months, and she's getting a lot better, and technically theoretically she could maybe possibly move back into her own apartment. but for some indistinguishable reason, she wants to stay at lena's. maybe it's just her own selfishness; maybe it's because lena keeps her pantry fully stoked with all of kara's favorite snacks. whatever the reason, she decides she doesn't want to leave. and lena doesn't seem to want her to leave either. so yeah. it's good.
and then one day kara's complaining to lena about how hard it is to get herself to brush her teeth some nights, how she's always too drained by the end of the night, how she doesn't like leaving her bedroom (er, well, lena's bedroom, since that's where she sleeps) after the sun's gone down and it's dark outside. and hearing this, lena wordlessly vows to research solutions.
she's compiled a whole list of tips for kara and is nearly done when she spots a research article title that she inexplicably finds. er, compelling. "effect of increased saliva production during sexual intercourse on dental plaque levels."
italicized oh moment.
anyways so the next night, lena sees that kara's struggling, and so she holds kara's hand and sits criss-cross beside her on the bed. goes down her list of tips that might help kara - brushing her teeth before the sun goes down, adding more motion sensor lights in the house, keeping a washcloth on the nightstand on kara's side of the bed so kara can easily wipe off the surface of her teeth without having to get out of bed, and um oh yeah perhaps kissing--
k-kissing.
four orgasms later, kara agrees to try keeping a washcloth on her nightstand so she can wipe the plaque off her teeth. and also to the kissing thing. (she really really likes the kissing thing.)
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ilhoonftw · 2 months
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the rick riodan cult of personality... scary! they act like that man can do no wrong and if he does, it's never his fault
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anthonypanics · 9 months
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Anybode else get fed up when you share your writings with people to get feedback on it only for the person you share it with makes notes on the tipos you made and nothing else about what you wrote.
Like you ever get the feeling they think that's what you wanted feedback on and... not actually reed and ask questions about the fucking subject you were writing about?
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ohimsummer · 17 days
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random poly! stsg texts
— minors dni, suggestive, crack, poly! stsgverse, afab! reader, pet names (darling, lover, baby), stealing panties so slight perv! stsg, they're silly and i love them
⭑ ࣪ ˖ sum’z notes.ᐟ first one so don’t crucify me :3 on-purpose typos btw
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tkbrokkoli · 2 years
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hate hate hate whewn doctors/therapists don’t have a website or an email address. you think I’m gonna consider going to you when you don’t have a website, huh. do you also think i’ll enter a shop that has no information displayed outside or in the windows at all and i cvan’t see inside eoither. who tf would wanna go in there, for a specific service???
and wowie i also love it when doctors/therapists don’t reply to my emails at all. like. hello, pls answer, you are my only hoe :(  i rly need this medical service :( or, also a fav of mine, instead of asnswering my email, they call me on the phone. like why tf do you think i wrote you an email in the first place instead of calling you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. it’s literally stated in my email that i have social anciety. WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME. aaaaaaahh. killing killing killing growling snarling huffing I’m ripping smthv apart rn like a fucking beast
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