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asparagus-in-a-cup · 2 years

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its MY F/O list and I kinda wanna set it on fire 🔥🔥🔥

I had to force myself to Not Care bc god forbid we do anything simple in this house.. 🙄

Anyways: sharing. uhh I'm not too familiar with the concept; I've been told that like. its not caring whether someone else shares the same f/o as you I think? I'm not too sure, but I'd like to say that I. dont really care that much.

Self shipping used to be a pretty big coping mechanism for me in my early teens but I kinda stopped doing it after awhile. Now that I dont really need it to cope, its more of an indulgence now.

That being said, I will proceed to be Full Cringe and Full Cringe Only now get out /j

be prepared bc this is probably going to be. Unorganized and I've anxiously been sitting on it for months and I just. Dont want to care about it atm. I might fix it later.

Also literally like. I have so many different relationships with every character my dude so uhh fair warning abt that. if that ever comes up :P im not like. labeling my relationships with these characters really bc. yeah.

Anyways,,!

Fuck You My Child Is Completely Fine

The OG F/Os and Senior Partners of Mar's Sanity :D

Creepypasta

- Jeff the Killer

- Lulu

- Eyeless Jack (he stole my kidney -_-)

- fuck which one was it that the fandom decided they literally ONLY ate cheesecake??? was that EJ or Toby... mighta been Masky... god, its been awhile

- Laughing Jack/Laughing Jill

- Ben Drowned

- I'm conflicted is Dark Link a Creepypasta??

- Hobo-Heart my beloved 😩

The Legend of Zelda

- Link (literally almost every variation,, and also Dark Link :P)

- Sheik

- Midna (what? she's a milf what do you expect)

- Impa (specifically skyward sword and hyrule heroes 👀)

- G-Ganon... 👉👈 (I could take em- oh he mean in a fight 😳)

- GIRAHIM NO I DO NOT TAKE CRITICISM

- I think those were pretty much my mains... I'm probably forgetting a few

By Talos This Can't Be Fucking Happening

The New Ones..

Security Breach/fnaf series :P

- MONTY MONTY MONTY!!!

- Glam!Freddy!! :DD he's dad-shaped ok

- Glam!Bonnie 👉👈

- Glam!Chica

- Roxy

- Vannessa

- Lowkey Vanny too tho ;-;

- GREGORY MY FERAL CHILD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

- Sun/Moon but not in a horni way like. I Need a Nap lol

- (and none for Foxy, bye)

- (the puppet really be getting me in my feelings tho fr 🥺)

- (also rip the fnaf ogs ig sorry i dont fuck animatronics stuffed with dead children k thx)

Carmen Sandiego (reboot)

- Carmen (duh, we stan in this household)

- GRAHAM

- Tigress, ugh 😩

- Paperstar dont tempt me

- whatever tf Shadowsan and Lady Dokuso got going on 👀

She-ra (reboot)

- Adora/She-ra (another icon, we stan)

- Catra

- Scorpia

- Entrapta maybe??

- Hordak

- Horde Prime

- I'm a villain-fucker what can I say :P

DRAGON AGE INQUISITION HNNNG

- Dorian 🥺🥺🥺

- Iron Bull 🥺🥺🥺

- SERA!!! (the skrunly 🥺)

- Varic. Love that bastard

- H-hawke??? My mans just? showed up in the Fade to come save our asses?? Very sexy of him tbh

- Josephine 🥺🥺🥺

- CASSANDRA HOLY SHIT *swoon* (my straight girl crush ToT)

- F-fenris... (I havent played his game series tho, i just think he's neat..)

- Solas you stinky stinky rotten egg man (I cant believe I wasted my first three playthroughs on you -_-)

- Blackwall (*stands here with a 'WELCOME HOME CHEATER LIAR' sign*)

- Cullen (not a bad romance route... the best part was the dogs. I wanted dogs but SOMEONE had to go fuck it all up -_- looking at you, Warden yes this was ages ago yes I'm still. Very salty)

hhhhh theres probably more I'm forgetting I'll probably update this intermittently or something :P

ha maybe i should revamp my old S/Is or something

#f/o list #f/o #self shiping #self ship #self shiping community #self ship community

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wrath-sos-dovah · 3 years

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Elf Headcanons

Elves are stinky poopoo heads who steal your lunch money and go home to brag about it to their Fey relatives, I could go on and on about how and why Elves and Fey in general suck but I won't; so let's talk about the Elves.

Night Elves:

Due to their culture being very "one with nature", Night Elves don't have bath tubs or showers within their houses but instead have public bathing ponds & lakes.

Most Night Elves are nudists but due to how the rest of the alliance thinks wear clothes to make them feel more comfortable, this is also why Night Elves where very little clothing.

Night Elf marriage is not just a union between two lovers but their families as well, so its not uncommon to find that your Night Elf partner has an entire villages worth of family members.

The needyness of Malfurion and Tyrande is common for all Night Elves, even as the Night Warrior Tyrande will go out of her way to get Malfurion to get her needyness out of her system.

Satyr:

After the fall of the Legion, the Satyr have fallen into 4 groups; Legion loyalists, followers of Xavius, Crystal and misc who just are doing their own thing.

Xavius' more monsterous from is known as a Satyr Corruptor and due to his death, other Shadow Saytr have ascended to become that breed.

While many Saytr who go to the Night Elves seek a cure for their Saytr state, some have come to accept their state and have made a more feral version of Night Elf culture.

A group of Saytrs is called a Trip, no one knows why it just is.

A common flirt for a Satyr is to enact a prank that has a focus on flowers towards the one they are interested in.

Naga:

There are 7 breeds of Naga; Commons, Sea Witches, Tri'Mak (Three tails), Brutes, Lords, Centaurs and Hierarchs (Azshara).

From bottom to top the Hierarchy of Naga culture it goes; Brutes, Commons (Male, Female), Tri'Mak (Male, Female), Lords, Sea Witches, Centaurs and finally Hierarchs (Male, Female).

While all the breeds can be born from eggs, one can transform Commons or Tri'Mak into Lords, Centaurs, Brutes or Hierarchs (depending on the gender.)

A common show of affection is to wrap oneself around their significant other.

Azshara has not taken a mate as she has not found someone worhty of becoming a fellow Hierarch.

Nightborne:

Most of Nightborne culture is one to one with the Highborne culture.

A common flirt for Nightborne is to litteraly throw money at their romantic intrest.

Most Nightborne relationships end up with one person being the others Glucose Guardian.

Nightborne are one of the most snobbish breeds of Elves with High, Blood, Felbood, San'lyn and Naga just before them in that order.

Fal'dorei:

Fal'dorei culture is very similar to Nightborne culture with the only difference being that Fal'dorei culture is more aggressive.

A romantic gesture for Fal'dorei is to rap their partner up in webbing.

Most Fal'dorei are introverted in nature, but there are a small percent of them that are extroverted.

Fal'dorei translated from Shalassian means; "Children of the Web".

High Elves:

While many say that High Elves and Blood Elves are the same appearance-wise, there are subtle differences. An example is that High Elves are lighter in skin tone and hair colour than Blood Elves.

While snobbish in nature, High Elves can in fact stop acting in such a way if it is causing issues for who ever their talking to.

It is a common dream for many High Elf women to have children, as having a child is seen as a blessing from the sun.

Most high Elves will comission poems for their romantic partners/inerests as a show of affection (most poems are about 4 hours long).

Blood Elves:

While similar to High Elves, Bloods Elves can have darker skin (ie tan, black ect.)

another difference between Blood Elves and High Elves is that Blood Elves are generally thinner due to relying on magic more than actual food and drink.

Blood Elves are only snobbish as disway people from thinking that they need help.

Polygamy is one of the most common forms of a Blood Elf relationship.

Felblood Elves:

After the Legions defeat, Most Felblood Elves have joined the Horde while others remained with the Legion or retreated to Outland to build a new home and culture.

There is currently a political debate on who is the rightful ruler after Kael'thas perished for the second time.

The Felblood Elves found in Outland have taken claim to all the abandoned Blood Elf settlements in Netherstorm.

Most of the Outland settlements have been adapted to the Felbloods new ability of flight.

San'layn/Darkfallen:

Suprisingly, the Darkfallen have a similar culture to Felblood Elves, in that they are like Blood Elf aristocracy with much more debautched activities.

San'layn society is unsuprisingly matriarchal and thus females are treated better than males with the only form of peace between the two being the Blood Prince Council.

It should come as no suprise that only Female Darkfallen can grow wings.

it is common for San'layn nobility to have harems of both living and undead beings.

Illidari:

Due to the fact that the Illidari were once just simply a group of various Demon Hunters, much of their culture is a patchwork of other Elven culture along with that of hunting what remains of the Legion.

Many Illidari have been breeding with one another and thus have been slowly making the Illidari a hybrid breed between all the living forms of Elves.

Something most people find cute about the Illidari is that they will sometimes sleep in giant piles with one another for mental & emotional comfort.

Many Illidari have been working on a permenate portal to Azeroth from Mardum, similar to the Dark Portal.

Void Elves:

Most of Void Elf culture is based around the ideals and philosophies of Alleria.

During time when the whispers of the void are too overwlehming for a Void Elf, they will take a pilgramige to Naaru like Saa'ra to bestow small parts of light within the Elf to quiet the whispers.

While Void Elves were once Blood Elves, they have tried to make their culture more like that of the original High Elves with touches of void.

Many Void Elf Warlocks focus on trying to summon Void races that are like Voidwalkers.

#WoW #World of Warcraft #warcraft #elf #night elf #satyr #naga #nightborne #fal'dorei #high elf #blood elf #felblood elf #san'layn #Illidari #void elf #headcanon #wow headcanon #warcraft headcanon #world of warcraft headcanon

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thorem · 3 years

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Trans and Otherkin: debunking popular myths

So yeah, I have decided to do that stuff too. Why? Because there is a lot of misunderstanding regarding transgender issues among the otherkin. For example, hordes and hordes of people think that being otherkin is the same as being transgender and that it is literally a fact, while it is not (I am serious).

Also, this may sound hilarious to some of you, but I am tired of transphobia in some parts of the community. All of you know what part in particular I am talking about, but it really, really hurts, and it will definitely suck if I’ll meet the same thing here over time. Gender is not a kin, but it doesn't imply that you are totally different and can safely participate in cishet hate because of that.

And, yes, I am transgender and otherkin, so I think that I can freely speak over the topic.

So let the magic of snow, ice and light begin!

Myth #1: It is okay to regard transgenderism and otherkinity as the same thing.

Reality: It is NOT okay to regard transgenderism and otherkinity as the same thing and doing so is transphobic.

"Oh, yes, Thory, we know your position here, but aren't the roots of being Otherkin an uninvestigated issue? Maybe otherkinity is a gender or in other way directly related to trangenderism, how do you know and why do you think that stating so is transphobic?"

Well, yes, being otherkin may be the same thing as being transgender. And it may be the same thing as being a president of the United States. It could be anything. However, the belief that all of the US presidents are otherkin and vice versa is not a basis for a lot of hidden transphobia within the otherkin community, while regarding otherkinity and trangenderism as two equivalent things is. A lot of people inside the community think like that:

“I don’t try to persuade everybody to call me a dragon in public, why shall I call you a woman then?” — well, you can call me a dragoness, I will prefer that more, sure.

“I am not open about being a dragon, so you shouldn’t be open about being a trans-woman and make those stinky sodomic prides either!” — totally agree, dragons must have a right to sodomic prides, defending our constitutional rights to safely breath fire, eat princes (I prefer princes over princesses) and not being discriminated against our scale colour at our jobs :(

“I feel OK not being a dragon in real life, why do you damage yourself then in order to become a female?” — because operations to change your species became too costly nowadays, eh? I should’ve voted Labour..

And even…

“God, taking hormones is the same thing as wearing a fursuit!” — sad to hear that. My Don’t Hug a Cacti hormone replacement therapy costed me a lot, my wallet.

Yes, those are the real things I am getting to deal with in my real life. Not mentioning the far right propaganda, “gay agenda”, TERFs and other realities of everyday Russian otherkin community.

In fact, being transgender and being otherkin can have many things in common, however, it is not a thing you will discuss openly, but rather a matter of a serious and long discussion. While species dysphoria is a thing and can really hurt, it can in no way compare to how transgender feels: there are nearly no suicides attributed to the first one. Also take into account that otherkinity is strongly related to spirituality, phantom limbs and all of that stuff, while transgenderism is materialistic, crude and blank. Well, you may say that you are transgender as you saw yourself as that in your dream, but you won’t dive into the utterly discriminated, loathed and hated community by nearly everyone on political compass only on that basis, won’t you?

Myth #2: I am going to go to the pride with my brand new otherkin flag, transgenders will accept me!

Reality: You can also go with the flag of TERF Island or Russia here and will literally have the same outcome.

Otherkin people are not the part of a pride. Not because they are not valid, but because they don’t have any rights to petite for and don’t face discrimination whatsoever. Well, maybe, I can regard dragon curves not being studied on my math curriculum as discrimination, but it in no way compares to systematic state-based hatred and discrimination with my own president loathing people like me, to basically tides and tides of bullying and violence from feminists, nationalists, communists, christian fanatics, even the adolescent fiction writers! Moreover, this will only strengthen discrimination against transgender, because a lot of “normie” people can regard otherkin folk as zoophile perverts and transgenders as their allies.

I am in no way stating now that “normies can think that we are going too far” thing, but your emergence will be dangerous and pointless. Keep it to yourself.

Myth #3: High percentage of transgenders among the otherkin implies otherkin being a spiritual phenomena.

Reality: It can imply a whole plethora of things.

The logic from which this argument follows is that past lives are gender neutral, which is why 50% of otherkin will be in their past life a gender, different to which they have now. Which is why they will be transgender then or will have a higher percentage of them due to other being enby and, therefore, as we see that it is, otherkin is a spiritual phenomena. So what is wrong with that logic?

We don’t know the exact origins of otherkinity, because everybody experiences it differently: some have the phantom limbs, some do not, some have the dream part, some do not. Therefore, there may be different materialistic theories of otherkin, where some are related to transgenderism, some are not. For example, one may experience gender dysphoria concealing as “species dysphoria” due to the combination of inner/outer transphobia and the love for certain species. Or maybe transgenderism is related to species dysphoria in some sophisticated way, who knows? It is just important to say that it doesn’t imply that species dysphoria and gender dysphoria are the same thing which is felt the same way, because affiliation is not the same thing as equivalence (see Myth #1).

Myth #4: Otherkin must have the same gender as their kintype.

Reality: The gender they identify with and the gender of their kintype are different things.

While it can seem at glance that the reality is “The kintype must have the same gender as the otherkin”, because otherkin identify themselves with their kintype fully and blah, blah, blah, but this reasoning exclude the guys who don’t identify themselves with their kintype directly, but instead are describing it as “past life”, “a sentinel” or some other thing. Well, some may say that “past life” is the same thing as identification, but if humans identifying themselves as a sperm inside the egg cell is a thing now, I think that this post can be regarded as outdated.

And, yeah, if we are talking about the “identify-otherkin” guys, then we still are not aligning with the myth, because then “The kintype must have the same gender as the otherkin” as gender is usually much stronger than your kintype (at least, I haven’t seen people committing suicide due to not being able to lay eggs), while Mowgli syndrome is a thing.

Myth #5: Transphobia and enbyphobia can’t hurt the otherkin community.

Reality: Indeed. They destroy it.

Yes, I am a hypocrite. You can’t go to pride, but can’t be transphobic or enbyphobic either, what a terrible, terrible Thory. But life is not about justice and otherkin is in general regarded by society as much, MUCH more bizarre thing, than transgenderism with no scientific evidence, except several poorly written descriptions of confabulations and nightmares. What is even worse is that there is no way otherkin can become normalised without LGBTQIAP+, because there is no normie who will say that being “a dragon” is normal, not saying that being transgender is norman. Except furries, but they are, of course, “the scum, who makes society think bad of us”.

So by being transphobic and enbyphobic you just repel the only ones in this world, who can theoretically care about you. Good luck!

Myth #6: Most of the male otherkin are gays, because they were females when they were their species.

Reality: Most of the male otherkin are gays, because dragon dicks are much more beautiful, tastier and tactile than ugly human sausages.

Being serious, interpretations of Holy Bible vary less, than this whole “science” about homosexual otherkin.

Probably there is less differentiation between male and female species of kinds, other than human (at least, in imagination of otherkin), there are less females in otherkin community as whole (and if there are, they go together due to otherkin community being a misogynistic bullshit (Even I want to go away because of that)), so bisexual and bi-heterosexual otherkin have only one choice left. The theory about hidden transsexuals among the gays is overtly transphobic and if you seriously believe and spread that hypothesis — you are a dickhead.

So, that said, I think that I have investigated all the popular myths about the trans*persons in the community. Of course, there are many more, which are smaller, but I don’t want to turn this post into a lecture. Hope that I will review them in individual posts or my separate big article on #gender.

Have a nice day ^^

White dragoness, Thorem Hal

#otherkin #therian #trans #enby #transgender issues #otherkin and trans

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