#that was a joke btw

[pollsnatural]

*in blood

#that was a joke btw #unfunny one but still #when i get tired of other people's opinions i will probably just delete this blog #spn #polls #supernatural #rowena macleod

[aruban-spaceshuttle]

Funny story, my ass did NAWT believe that Cove would actually change his appearance based on whatever tf I did until I flirted with him in step two and went to change it for him before step three and was like “omg he already has his hair set as long lol so wild XD” mf YOU TOLD HIM IT WAS HOT. THEY TOLD YOU HE WOULD CHANGE IT BASED ON WHAT HE EXPERIENCED AND YOU TOLD HIM YOU LIKE BITCHES WITH LONG HAIR.

#I’m like an object that sinks upon contact with the surface of water #I’m dense #that is so cute though like I love you and your silly green ponytail #god the brainrot this man provides is a THREAT #DONT PLAY THIS GAME THE LOVE INTEREST WILL CORRUPT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH #ALSO HES MINE BACK OFF 👹 #that was a joke btw #not about him being mine but like me acting jealous #bc I love him enough to share <3 #I’m like a communist: sharing the wealth #wait did you actually read all of these omg I love you thank you so much #not as much as I love cove ofc but yeah I hope you get it #cove holden #olba #our life #our life beginnings & always #derek suarez #baxter ward #ily cove holden #gb patch games #our life: beginnings & always

[hellsite-detective]

*there's a pitty-pat next to your door. an envelop gets stuck under it - it's a very thick envelop - and a pitty pat going back*

*as you unstick the envelop, you realize it's full of cash. you browse through the bills, that seem as true as any you'd get at the bank of america, but... one isn't a bill. it's a piece of paper with, written on it:*

"You'll get the other half if you crack this case. We've got a missing post and we'd like the hellsite detective to take it on. Search for the long chain of reblogs that tries to make people guess a common point between images. You'll find among these common points 'name is the same sound repeated twice', 'ennemy is a wolf', etc. But see, that's where it will become more complicated."

*you turn it around to keep reading*

"the last few reblogs are the OP saying 'and what is the link between all these -common points- to find?' and someone else finally guessing that link. It's all, somehow, related to Moon Moon. You can keep the cash if you fail to crack the case or if you refuse to take it on. But I'm sure you won't refuse that sum"

lookin' at the money i was handed already, and the promise of more upon completion of this case, i simply had to take it on. so, i began my search. i went to see Google at the Search Bar and asked them for this post. i tried askin' for so many different combinations of words but nothin' was comin' up. until eventually i asked for "tumblr moon moon common point." i was then handed a screenshot on reddit that showed me exactly what i wanted. so, i went to the address of the last post in the chain to see what i could find.

i tried searchin' every possible keyword i could think of. but nothin' was yieldin' results for me. so, about to throw in the towel, i decided to check one more thing. the tags on the post. now, not all the tags were visible in the post. but i could just barely make out part of the final tag. it read "hellsite..." now, there's only one person i know who ends tag chains with somethin' startin' with "hellsite."

so i paid a visit to Madame Curator over at the @hellsite-hall-of-fame. i did a quick search for one of the previous tags and found the post instantly. i filed it away...

here you are! the post you requested! i'll be takin' the rest of that cash! my ko-fi is linked in my bio (/j you don't have to actually pay me haha) have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#that was a joke btw #never feel like you have to pay me for what i do #i do this out of the kindness of my heart first and foremost #and because this hellsite doesn't have a working search bar #moon moon #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[mikewazowskikinnie]

I have a hc that sulley loves hugs but due to his upbringing he was never really taught how to ask for one, but mike’s a big hugger and can always tell when sulley could use a hug 😍

#monsters inc #mike wazowski #monsters university #sulley #oozma kappa #pixar #james p sullivan #art #johnny worthington #claire wheeler #why are they gay #i hate gay people #THAT WAS A JOKE BTW #NOT TRYNA GET CANCELLED

[bleach-your-panties]

Y'all want a face reveal to prove that I'm black? 😂😂

#make sure yall know i aint using the n word freely out here #THAT WAS A JOKE BTW #💗💗🍡°me blabbering again

[knoxluvr]

OH LORD PLEASEEE WHY DO ALL OF MY INTERESTS CONECT TO EACH OTHER WHYYY

#johnny knoxville #jackass #chris pontius #kirk hammett #metallica #im so scared #im def the main character #that was a joke btw

[jossambird]

Also!!! Another Jossambird update:

If you have sent me a DM/Message within this past month and I havent gotten back to you, thank you for your patience in my dumb ass because I see the little 99+ notification at the bottom of my screen and Im so sorry my anxiety isnt making me normal.

But look! On the bright side, I have a fat a- 💥

#my brain small but my tiddies huge #look I cant have everything going for me #that was a joke btw #I will get back to you throughout the course of today! #ILY ALL #PRETEND LIKE IM A NORMAL PERSON #😭

[pinetreeshack]

i think i would make a deal with bill if it meant i would be able to draw people kissing correctly

#like fuck this actually im just gonna blow up love #if youre in love fuck you #that was a joke btw #this is so frustrating like im doing every pose known to man #but fiddlefords GIANT FUCKING COCK OF A NOSE IS IN THE WAY EVERY SINGLE TIME #LIKE WHEREEE DO I PUT IT BROTHER. WORK WITH ME HERE

[towlerknows]

It’s unusual ask time with Julie! What your favorite cheesy love song? What’s a song you can’t stand? Do you have any weird superstitions?

You have the best questions!

Favorite cheesy love song? "Ready to Take a Chance" by Barry Manilow, the king of cheese!

Song I can't stand? "Lights Up' by Harry Styles - but before anyone brings the pitchforks, understand that when that song came out, it was everywhere, especially in my world that resides firmly in the 1D universe. Also in that universe at that time, I was going through chemotherapy and it was the most horrible thing I've ever been through in my life. So now, when I hear that song and a handful of others, I get physically ill. Literally. Because it triggers memories of how sick I was at the time. Even writing about it now has made me nauseous. Some of the other songs on the list are "Senorita" and the other Shawn Mendes song that was popular at the time, "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish, and "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo (who I ADORE!!). There are more but since I avoid them like the plague, I can't recall their names.

And weird superstitions... hmmmm... nope. I have some questionable beliefs and some scientifically inaccurate theories that I ascribe to, but no superstitions I can think of.

Though when I was younger I tried out the old wives tale that washing clothes on New Year's Day meant someone in your family will die that year. Doesn't work :/

#that was a joke btw #but i really did hate one relative #and hoped it would be them one year

[minkkumaz]

i wonder if 'from me to you' will be better if im running on 5 hours of sleep (i blame this on jaeyun and minho for ending live at 6 in the morning)

#∞ ₒ ˚ omi's chats #am i dying #maybe i am nobody will know #someone paypal me $2 so i can buy some advil #that was a joke btw

[stan-co]

An old pal of your brotheeer

Oh.

Am I too late to pay my Bills?

#stanley pines #stan co #that was a joke btw

[puppy-coded]

I'M LOVING SEEING YOU AND @eddiemunsons-girl AND @chaossmoonlights interact

It's like 2 loving parent with their child who's jumping on the bed and refuses to stop

it's so clear they're trying to be gentle and they're just fed up abt it

How dare? I am not a child thank you v much

I am a grown adult who bought a squishmallow with her own money

#that was a joke btw #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥the oracle and your fate.⋆｡⋆˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆. #·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳the goddess' anons⍣ ೋ

[mikelogan]

*pops back into your inbox* What happened with the security guard at the Tswift concert?

(Yes, I’m the same person who asked about the animal anon. I know literally nothing about what happens in the fandom or at the concerts, I just vibe with whatever music she currently has out and get excited for the next release date. 😂)

Lol that's so valid of you bestie 😂 the security guard was basically manhandling people who weren't even doing anything other than leaning against the barricade, including a 13 year old girl, which is apparently what Taylor saw. I guess the security guard was Removed (probably taken out back and shot) after that

#answered #anonymous #that was a joke btw

[science-lings]

Coming back for a moment to acknowledge that this has so far been the longest day of my fucking life and I still have like one and a half more until the game gets here

#even mostly staying away doesn’t help that much bc I have been spoiled in comments of my own damn posts #and it was a comment too which meant I got an email for it UGH #I’m going more insane than I thought I would #not even napping helped #it turned out to be a shitty nap that felt like it lasted forever but was only like half an hour #at least I have my new amiibo and will be more busy tomorrow #it also gets here on Mother’s Day so I won’t be able to get right into it bc I’m spending time with my stupid family #that was a joke btw #but I’m also dreading it bc all my mom wants to talk about is collage and I just got done with stuff I just want a little break

[daydreamingleclerc]

There was a post that said that 2 footballers from premier league and from the same team are together and fans said that is mase and reece, but its not true at all

oh 😭😭 i’m sorry but mason and reece ?!?! if they were in an MLM relationship they’d both clearly be bottoms there would be no power balance have you seen those guys ?!?! twinks

#john & ruben seems a bit more likely x #THAT WAS A JOKE BTW

[theinaccurateone]

Error sweep, error sweep, error sweep, error sweep!

#errorsweep #errortale #error sans #don’t let the edge win #that was a joke btw