#that was a nice little surprise

[canisalbus]

sometimes i think about natural hair machete

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#OOHH #natural hair Machete! #I've drawn him with the trimmed fur for so long I had almost forgotten he's capable of being floofy as f- heck #shedding becomes instantly ten times worse #really captivated by the way you rendered the fur #it looks so soft and voluminous and the way the tufts curl just seems so three dimensional #the shading auh #the little bit of pink on the elbow #and the expression as well #he comes across a lot more casual and relaxed somehow #that's nice #such a lovely surprise! thank you! #gift art #alwaysoutofpaper #own characters #Machete #from pencil neck to mane

[avadaniels]

Skippy, everybody lies about something. You and me, we lie about who we sleep with. I know it hurts you, ’cause you're good. Sweet. But the lying…gets easier. Eventually, it doesn’t hurt as much. ’Cause you have no choice. Not “who we sleep with.” What? It's not…who we sleep with. It’s who we love.

MATT BOMER & JONATHAN BAILEY as HAWK & TIM Fellow Travelers S01E03 “Hit Me”

#fellow travelers #matt bomer #jonathan bailey #hawkins fuller #tim laughlin #tim x hawk #hawk x tim #fellowtravelersedit #lgbtedit #userbarrow #userabs #usercoty #userluz #usertriz #timhawkeps #* #maybe i went a little overboard... #i cant help it i just love them #i was like maybe i should do something different this week. but then i was like. nahhh #there was so many sweet moments actually which was a nice surprise after their breakup last week fhdhdhd #i finally included the 80s scenes lol there was a couple good ones

[hinata-boke]

captain and vice captain

#haikyuu #my art #yamaguchi #kageyama #doodle #i want to see more of them interact!! #main interactions i remember are in the supplementary material #like that one audio thing where 1st years were walking home and talking abt one of their matches and kags compliments yams serve #and yams is surprised #and in the recent haikyuu fiesta where tsukki said yams would be best suited as captain #and kags said he should tell yams bc it would make him happy #i dunno i wanna see more of them just being amicable it makes me happy #its hard to be rude to yams bc hes actually just a relatively normal and nice guy jdsknffds #also the little scene where yamaguchi pushes kageyama to get checked out when he gets a nosebleed #my little captain

[seraphicalsuccubus]

thank you to whoever bought this collar off my wishlist!! 🥺

#me #it’s so cute I love it !!! #it was such a nice little surprise 🥺

[sm-baby]

I read your freakshow fanfic and you are an AMAZING writer!! You have a talent for writing showtime in their natural habitat!! Could you write more? Maybe a fanfic of them like being husband and wife or something along those lines? I just loved your fanfic so much!! I wanted to read more and more of it!!

ahsjhks hh...

the fic got a lot more positive attention than I thought ahh ha... th.. thank you... I will be looking forward to do m-more fics... shshashdhiqhlcl

waugh,, domestic showtime... thats shit is the cutest.. definitely...

#YALL ARE SO NICE #WRITING IS SUCH A SIDE HOBBY COMPARED TO DRAWING IM SO SURPRISED AT THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE IT GOT (//w//) #IM A BLUSHY LITTLE DUMMY DUMB DUMB HCHCLJHLHCS #HHH #YALLLL OH GODDDD CHKJKF

[lostlavenderer]

I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

#she's the ONLY PERSON COLIN LIKES #Lena respects her????? #GWEN WAS BLOODY FLUSTERED ABOUT THE MERE THOIGHT OF ALICE BEING NICE TO HR #Teddy and Sam are a given do I even have to go over why they are ib love w her #Celia will be too. just you wait #I can tell lesbianism because I am in fact a raging lesbian #alice dyer the woman you are #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 11 #colin becher #gwen bouchard #lena kelly #samama khalid #teddy vaughn #celia ripley #I wouldnt even be surprised if mr bonzo would fall for her #like have you heard her. I couldn't blame him frankly #alice dyer #theory: everyone stays as long as they do in that fucked up little job because alice stays #can you blame them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Height Poll: Who is (technically) the tallest character. Please remember that these polls are for fun!

#mdzs #poll #Please remember that I WILL see notes and comments and reblogs. Let's have fun with this clearly very silly poll! #I am begging everyone to be nice. We can get icecream afterwards if we all behave. #Propaganda is welcome if you dare take up the bat to swing at the hornet's nest. #As always - I will have a little comic at the end of this poll based on the results!!! #I'm so tempted to sway votes but the beauty is in the community response. You guys always surprise me! #Will the winner be based on technicality? WHO'S technicality? So many choices! #NHS and JGY are a big mood for being 'tall' but labeled short due to being surrounded by 'very tall' people. #Shout out to my little cousin who's a natural 6'1"and STILL wears the 6 inch heels. That's feminism. #I wanted to have the next poll be 'who's in the middle of the bed in the 3zun relationship' but I need to draw for that one. #it's been a rough week for me. Comic resumes tomorrow though - I just have not been home to upload anything via scanner. #I'm alright I promise B'*) Just a chaotic lifestyle. Hope you have all been well <3

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[izuke-the-zombie]

This is a little head cannon/What if Macaque had more original powers, a little more Starry Night dreamlike powers leaning into the more nurturing kind, you know, the moon and sun kind of powers? 🌙☀️

 

Maybe in the past, he was like a therapy friend to Wukong, someone he could really be himself with, vent, and tell his secrets without being judged in the safety of his own dreams. Someone he can truly trust, and that was Macaque.

Skip to Redemption Ark for Mac

Now he's a therapy friend to the whole MK team! (Against his will) They cuddle, pet, and vent to him with their problems. He's like one of Sandy's therapy cats, just bigger and grumpier.😾💕✨ he just has this way with people I guess

Okay, this is how it starts: Macaque and Wukong's first encounter was in a dream.

Wukong would not shut up about the pretty demon in his crazy dreams, often to his sworn brothers; he talked about all the fun and crazy adventures he'd have, the long meaningful conversations and jokes, and the occasionally moving pictures of otherworldly strong magical humans with sparkly eyes and spiky hair who wield giant weapons that shoots Fire called anime, and that this had been going on for a few months now.

This annoyed and concerned them; they think it's a demon trying to take over the Monkey King's mind or trying to brainwash him somehow, so Azure Lion and the Sworn Brothers all brainstormed together to devise a plan to somehow confront this tricky dream demon. Wukong doesn't want the fun dreams to end or scare off this other celestial monkey, so he decides to talk to his friend in his dreams. Wukong casually brings up the idea that the macaque should visit Flower Fruit and meet his sworn brothers! Macaque of course hesitates, not sure of the idea of traveling to an unknown island and meeting The Monkey King's questionable choice of sworn brothers, but of course, Wukong, sad and a bit offended, but he doesn't give up.

He decides to bring upon the Ultimate Weapon, begging and whining until Macaque crumbles and gives in, which eventually does. Mac reluctantly agrees to travel over to FFM in disguise, just to be safe he tells Wukong he'll be there. Within a month, Wukong couldn't be more excited; he was like a little kid waiting for Christmas day!

So this is what kinds of powers I think he should have.

😴 the first pic is crossing over to other people's dreams and making their experience life-like he has illusion magic so this makes sense to me. Wukong and macaque would prank the Brotherhood or play tags and hide and seek in their brother's dreams. 🌸The second pic is the soothing ability to calm one's nerves if they pet or cuddle him like a therapy cat,🐈 Wukong would groom him for hours to calm his nerves. now come copes with food🍑🍔🍭

🌸🎶I saved the best one for last the cute/sad little head Cannon I have

At the end of every dream Mac visits they would end it by dancing to music Mac would bring from the future laughing and stumbling while wukong slowly wakes up, wukong has always gone to bed early But now he goes even earlier to bed. Wukong always thought he was the luckiest monkey in the world he gets to have two Adventure and one of them is with his prettiest best friend Macaque 😚✨the monkey of his dreams.

🌸 Wukong couldn't truly dream of a world without his bestest friend🥰✨

#monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #sun wukong #six eared macaque #doodle #monkey king #macaque #shadowpeach #third idea of power: creating little stars out of his hands that float around like for his shadow play or a night light for the baby monkey #cute right!? #originally I was going to write a short fanfic about Wukong having nightmares and not being able to sleep because of that Mac notices #and decides to visit Wukong in his dreams #Hong Kong wakes up in his dream within a dream to a beautiful breathtaking flower field and seeing the beautiful sky it looks super Galaxy #and Mac just pops up out of nowhere and tries to start up a conversation #at first he's like cocky and stuff and then he gets little awkward #fumbling with his words and he gets a little bit more flustered wukong is like super confused and surprise to see him here #Mac gives up on trying to talk and just attacks wukong after a while we'll come figures out he's just play fighting they pretty much #just play tag and wukong slowly he gets into it but Mac starts cheating a little bit and this Riles up The Monkey King and they're just #having a blast now and at the end of it they start talking eating a few peaches just joking around it's awkward but it's nice wukongs #grooming him and he's just feeling a whole lot better Mac wants to know what's bothering him but he feels like can wait until Monkey King #Monkey King is ready for that macaque gets up extensive hand to Wukong they try to dance #and they're both terribly out of practice they keep going until they're tumbling and laughing and will come slowly gets up #with a smile on the face and super well-rested all thanks to macaque the monkey of his dreams #seriously if anybody wants to make a fanfic about this you have my full permission I don't know I think you guys can do way better than me😫

[finntheehumaneater]

I keep reading fics where Steve has no idea how to cook, or do any kind of “chore”, and that confuses me. Yes, he is an entitled little princess and he will whine whenever he has to do something slightly inconvenient—but he spent years alone at home. By himself! He would have had to do everything! He is the best cook!

Later in life, when he and Robin inevitably live together, he doesn’t even let her near the stove in fear that she might burn the house down. He’s in charge of all the cooking.

And occasionally when he goes out he’ll come home and the whole house smells like smoke. Because Robin can find a way to burn anything.

(Read tags)

#Like what did he eat when he was home alone? #TV dinners? #No #his family is rich he likes to make nice food for himself #And maybe it surprises everyone that he can cook and shit #Because. Again. He is a little princess and does not like to do things #ALSO SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED HIS PARENTS WERE SUPER FUCKING ABSENT #BUT #I forgot to put down that this goes with the head cannon that his parents are super fucking absent #Steve Harrington #Robin Buckley #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #platonic stobin #platonic with a capital p #stobin #mine

[alpha00zero]

He's a little confused but he's got the (holiday) spirit!

#alpha00zero #fanart #lies of p #eugenie #the puppet #devs dropping a cute little holiday update was a nice surprise

[s0fter-sin]

it takes far too long for soap to realise ghost won’t touch him anymore

he doesn’t avoid him, which he considers no small a miracle given how he usually treats his emotions, and he’s too busy being thankful to notice. thankful he didn’t run from him, thankful his simon has returned to him, no matter how changed he is from the man he knew. ghost doesn’t shy away from his touch so long as he knows it’s coming and he spends long nights just tracing the scars on his newly bared face; following half-remembered tracks and memorising new ones

but ghost never reaches back. he’ll press into his hands like a starved man, melt beneath the smallest of touches but he never initiates. and now, his regular touches have disappeared; no longer does he clap him on the back after a job well done, doesn’t cheekily nudge him after making a recruit shit themself just by giving them a look and soap hadn’t realised how much he’s come to rely on them until they stopped. how much he’s grown to care for ghost the way he used to care for simon

he can’t confront him about it; ghost’s fight or flight always firmly tuned to flight when it came to matters about himself. soap would’ve if it meant fight; if ghost would just put his hands on him again, he’d take his violence with the passion of a lover, wear the marks he left behind with grateful pride. but he remembers the look on ghost’s face when he’d ripped his balaclava off, when he’d stripped his barrier and his protection and spat, “i ruined you the moment i touched you!”

so soap waits. he waits for ghost to crawl into his bunk, to take off his mask and surrender himself to his touch; a touch that seems to burn as much as it freed. and instead of taking his face in his hands and worshiping it the way he has every other night ghost’s come to him, soap takes his gloved hand in his own

ghost flinches, the preemptive bliss fading from his eyes as reluctant fear takes its place. soap brings it up so it hovers between them and already feels him edge backwards. he doesn’t let it stop him and gently tugs his fingers free of the glove one at a time until his hand is bare to him; visibly shaking in the dark. soap brings it towards his face, holding firm when ghost tries to yank it back and presses into it; his breath hitching as he finally gets the touch he’s missed for years

“stop, john,” ghost whispers and it hurts to hear the pain in his voice; closer to begging for the soft touch to end than he’s ever been under torture

“no,” he refuses, pressing a kiss to the centre of his palm

his eyes shine in the dark, arm twitching as he fights himself; pulling back against his grip and leaning into him in turn. (how can he stand to put his mouth on him; can’t he taste it? the dirt and decay that lives under his skin? the maggots that swim in the slow beat of his blood; the rot he’s been trying so hard not to spread to him but he’s weak.) “you don’t know how broken i am. i’ll ruin you, john.”

soap kisses him again; thick, phantom blood coating his lips. “i’m not letting you slip through my fingers again,” he promises, swallowing it down. “i’ve missed you too much to be afraid of getting cut, simon.”

#surprise! its a continuation! #im a little less sure about this one but hey what can you do #also peep my ugly ass hyperlink bc idk how to do the nice fancy links and cant be assed googling it #honestly bless curiouscat bc ive been dropping these into random peoples inboxes on codtwt and its been going swimmingly #obviously the people that follow me follow me for mha so i dont expect them to care about cod #but this way it still gets to people who will enjoy it and that makes me happy #maybe ill make proper threads out of them one day #whos to say #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #talk to me ghost #soapghost #ghostsoap #09 soapghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap cod #ghost cod #cod mw2 #we’re a team. ghost team #save post

[st-danger]

Somehow I had my camera on at just the right moment.

#guess what im gonna write now #thats right surprise aeon is gonna spank dew real good #get that flat ass nice n pink #might make him tear up a little bit #maybe aeon slaps his cock its possible

[idkmanwtfishumanityanymore]

FNAF/SAMS TICKLE COMMUNITY LISTEN THE FUCK UP

BLOODY’S NEW BODY HAS A CANON WEAK POINT, AND IT’S LITERALLY ONE OF THEIR UNDERARMS. CANON, WEAK POINT, IN A COMMON PLACE TO BE TICKLISH. I GET THAT ITS BEING PORTRAYED AS JUST A SPOT TO ATTACK TO FUCKING KILL THEM BUT THIS IS LITERALLY A GODDAMN TICKLE-SPOT. I AM FREAKING THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT AAAAA

#Sun and Moon show tickles #lee!bloodmoon #canon weak spot #Sun and Moon Show #SAMS bloodmoon #WHEN THEY WERE QUESTIONING HOW THEY COULD TRUST IF SOLAR/NICE-ECLIPSE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH??? #I WAS JUST SITTING THERE WHISPERING; “Poke the weak-spot- see if it’s really there or not-“ #SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN SOLAR JUST SENT THE BLUEPRINTS #BUT OH MY GOD I AM FREAK OUUUUUUT AAAAAAA #WE NEED TO MAKE CONTENT OF THIS. #THIS NEEDS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE SAMS/FNAF T-COMMUNITY. #ITS NECESSARY #UPDATE FUCKERS; #WE HAVE LITERALLY GOTTEN A CANON FUCKING T-SCENE INVOLVING THE WEAK SPOT #SOLAR WAS CHECKING OUT THE SPOT AND IT ACCIDENTALLY TICKLED BLOODY #THEY LITERALLY SAID “That tickles a little-“ #AFTER LETTING OUT ONE OF THE CUTEST SURPRISED GIGGLES I’VE EVER HEARDDDD #(sure they said they didn’t like it but shhhhh we’ll call it denial/stubbornness)

[hitwiththetmnt]

Hiero has given you strawberries!

Cheep! Good luck in the competition!

(Idk if you are in the comp sorry-)

More snacks for the backrooms!

#not in the comp but once again a nice little surprise! #the boys are happy to accept gifts and meet new friends regardless of the competition #no need to be sorry-fresh fruit is always appreciated (´∀｀) #tmnt au competition #rottmnt #my art #ask box #ask answers #tmnt spitfire

[silvertherogue715]

More of my interpretation of Sun and Moon from @anangelcalledinquisitor's fic A Love Most Monstrous. SCP Daycare Attendants! Go check out their fic. You can find some more of my doodles of Sun here.

I've barely drawn the DCA before, but this was very fun :)

Enjoy!

#my art #doodle #SURPRISE i ended up drawing both Moon AND form 3 sun >:) #hope you like their designs :) #Also i had so much fun drawing these guys but it's 1am and i need sleep #anyways hope this was a nice little surprise for you inquisitor! #scp AU #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf sun and moon #a love most monstrous #fnaf sb