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seyvia · 18 hours
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Note to self: Don't make a poll with a "no" option if you've been feeling fragile.
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sunlightmurdock · 1 year
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mfiy sneak peek?🫣
“Is there something going on between you and Bradley Bradshaw?” Ryan asks it as he’s sitting opposite you, trailing his fingers along the edge of his beer bottle, avoiding your gaze.
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I get that it needed to occur as a plot device or whatever, but what kind of idiotic FBI agent gives an arrested serial murder suspect a FULL bottle of his anti-seizure meds and then leaves him ALONE. Look at the bottle, extract a single dose and give that to him. It's like they wanted him to OD and die.
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chaosplatypus · 11 months
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If you’re a poet who writes poetry under a tree would that tree be called a…
Poe-TREE?
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are you really trying to tell me buck didn’t know you could live without a spleen
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avsandflyboys · 1 year
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Yeah that was disappointing :///
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capyclub · 2 years
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Wordle 451 5/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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picturejockey · 2 years
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remember when we had target in canada for like 1 year and then they all closed
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omgellendean · 2 years
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Was the Russia part really that bad?
Ehhh, it was fine for American media, I guess. Like, I expected exactly this. "This" being a whole set of stereotypes that haven't been updated since the 80s, gibberish instead of Cyrillics, bad Russian and fucking tracksuits. It's annoying but typical, I didn't expect any better so I wasn't really disappointed. At least they didn't add snow or send the gang to the prison in Siberia. Small joys, y'know?
The song was fitting even if really on the nose, so that's a plus.
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rainypaperangel · 2 years
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I give you... my magnus opus...
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mamatater · 3 months
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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yeehawpim · 8 months
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a comic about fix-it fanfics
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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erinsintra · 6 months
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such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that
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nonetoon · 6 months
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tyanis · 8 months
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Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...
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