#that was more funny in my head im sorry

[millenniumringg]

Redraw of somethin I did in 2020… I feel as though it is very relevant to my current interests

(See old art below cut :] )

#finally he is complete #thank you to everyone who helped me pick something to redraw :) #yall were so right with this one i had completely forgotten about it #which is funny bc its like. 2 of my fics combined now omg foreshadowing #anyways ryou is an investigator in this image andd yes he has a black eye #he gets into fights bc hes feisty #bakura is also #(yes this is a cornered au LOL) #an investigator but he Commits Crimes only nobody knows #and he always gets to the crime scene first #and ryou cant stand him #because hes weird #and ryou prefers to consult with beautiful and sexy police detective malik ishtar #no im not wrriting this im sorry its all in my head #perhaps i will tell you more if you ask nicely :] #hehehe #millenniumringg art #ryou bakura #look at that progress!!!

[blutfreude]

imagining stumbling upon a soldier’s body in the woods, or in a field… somewhere hidden and away. Coveting it and bringing it home, cleaning the wounds, dragging bare fingertips down the stomach and along the arms, studying… Opening the mouth and shivering as you feel that luke warm wetness… No doubt the body would be covered in cuts and scrapes, probably a few bullet holes.

#caressing the body and loving it when it suddenly wakes up! #That would be funny #like sleeping beauty hut its a dead soldier #grabbing my wrists demandig to know what the fuck im doing! #forgive me for imagining an american in my head #american soldiers are just so hot!!!! #stumbling out an english response but the words i thought you dead- would probably just #piss off this soldier more. #he would pin me down demand information about where he was #who i was and if i was a soldier or some kind of spy! #just a doctor! just a doctor i pleaed. i imagine this soldier getting angry perhaps #having his way with me… #yet the tender part of my heart imagines nursing him back to health #loving him and him loving me! #i still yearn for those things. but imagining his lifeless body..that is the real Treat #sorry for the ramble. #personal

[brobecker]

in terms of modern day gen z dadaism, self awareness, and being a gay nuisance as comedy chris kendall was ahead of his time and also a product of his time. hope this helps

#standing walking in circles explaining to the interviewer in my head why he shouldve been the foursome poster boy #in terms of like. content? #d&p are just two dudes hangin out. pj is a fucking amazing director and artist & story teller. chris? he IS funny. thats the ticket here #pj is also funny and d&p are funny to each other so that counts a little bit #but chris? chris kendall? own jokes own characters own acting career (as brief as it was) #anyway he was booked he was busy until he just. wasnt #post oscar's hotel chris....i am sorry no one appreciated whipped or bicycle as much as they shouldve #same with friend like me and hair and brimstone #hes JUST the it boy im sorry to say! he deserved more!!!

[pepperpixel]

Hello! I drew a whole bunch of cute gearsberg stuff today but, then i was too lazy to color any of them properly.. I hope u all can still enjoy them as they are tho lol

#scp #scp foundation #dr iceberg #dr gears #gearsberg #icegears #doodles #back on my bullshit making gears WAY too expressive... #listen... i wanted to make.. funee cute pic... i cant help it.. have mercy.. ghgh #its been a long ass time since i drew a comic ghghg. so im happy about that #u kno. idea for funny comic came to head and then i actually drew it #thats always cool ghgh #anyway yea enjoy. these boys #srry for being so absent recently also. ive been focusing on improving my art and working on these ocs with my friend #so i havent rlly been posting much. im sorry! #ill get back in the groove eventually i promise #i just. was really dissatisfied with my art.. like. it was at the point where. looking at my old art i liked that BETTER #which is. never good #so i needed to figure some shit out. break myself out of some habits. do some more cartoony shit again #and im seeing improvent in myself already so! ill probably get back into the swing of things soon #thank u all for being patient w me dropping off the face if the earth... #u da best lol

[juunedai]

@scratchface‘s fic that i cant stop thinking about 

[ID: A series of poorly drawn memes depicting the characters Ryoken Kogami, Yusaku Fujiki, and Ai from the series Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS. Pictures 1 and 2 are a two-part comic.

Image 1: Ryoken holds a knife as a murderous aura surrounds him. Red text imposed over his body says, “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU”. 

Image 2: Yusaku, with a halo around his head and dragon-like features, and Ai (a multi-legged lizard on Yusaku’s shoulder) are both thinking, “He wants to kill us”.

Image 3: A dragon’s taxidermied head is mounted to a wall, with the plaque underneath it reading “WIFE”. Ryoken is looking up at it thinking “this is normal”. Text under the image reads “IT TOTALLY WASN’T.” 

Image 4: Ryoken, with a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a string of sausages in the other, thinking “I wonder if I look depressed rn” 

End ID]

#im almost certain ive read more than one of ops fic but this is just the one that sticks in my head #taxidermied dragon wife #'im normal' ryoken #ai getting squished and murdered multiple times #ALSO OMG OP IF YOUREA READING THIS IM SORRY IF I INTERPRETED YOUR FIC COMPLETELY WRONG. i like all the imagery & characterization EXTREMELY #but i have a chronic illness that makes me gravitate toward anything remotely funny. youre a 100 writer btw #anyway what do i even tag this as. #yugioh vrains #ryoken kogami #yeah i dont think anyone looking for yusaku content wants to see this #wwell whatever #yusaku fujiki #i need a new art tag

[rohan-defender]

LITERALLY. how could I not like Rohan. He was wearing a crop top in a church.

#at a confessional my beloved #literally. im so sorry but tskr makes me go insane it always has #ALSO. hes so funny. hes so petty its hilarious #'he punched a kid in the face' he was fighting for his life. excused #'hes mean to josuke' ok maybe that IS bad on him. i dont think i can defend him on this one. that IS kinda cringe he hates the best joestar #but i can forgive him bc hes hilarious about it #its ok bc josuke burns rohans house down theyre even its all good. rohan deserved it. #ok so. i knew in the live action that thered be no koichi and no house fire. #I KNEW. #but. i will forever be sad about no housefire 💔 i just think the idea of that arc being canon in the live action would be funny #COULD YOU IMAGINE IZUMI'S REACTION 😭🤚 'excuse me rohan sensei but this teenager did WHAT. AND YOU WERE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE DICE!?!?' #im sorry i never shut up abt the house fire episode. its just so fucking funny. #THEN THE FACT THEY HIGHWAY STAR ARC IS AFTER LMAOOOOO #highway star is one of my fave arcs tho bc it was one i paid attention to before watching jojo properly myself <3 #daga kotowaru lives in my head rent free #anyways LOL. #rohan is the funniest strange man of all time i love him #honestly. hes as normal as he could be considering hes a manga artist #honestly. there are weirder artists out there. he could be worse <3 (im an art major i can say this). #arra speaks

[seilon]

ive been playing dnd for like four years now and this week i rolled my first ever Zero on a charisma check

#kibumblabs #I’ve rolled zeroes on various things. never charisma #I literally only play high charisma characters this is the first time I have one (who’s kinda a half-npc but anyway) who’s got a -1 to cha #and im not used to it. and oh man it’s fucking hilarious #he’s basically a conspiracy theorist (really just a scientist/mythologist type considering his theories are all legit based in facts he #just sounds insane and is way too invested in research) werewolf who lives in an isolated derelict crashed ilithid spacecraft #(he lives there half because the site is like a good many miles from civilization and going back and forth all the time was a pain and half #because being that isolated makes it so if he goes Buck Wild on a full moon no ones around to out him as a werewolf or obviously get hurt #in all honesty he’s got low cha cause he grew up in the fuckin forest in a tiny town and his dads are great but he was still super isolated #and never really learned a lot of social things #he’s also on the spectrum but that’s mostly unrelated to his cha being low; more obvious in his special interests and being very in his head #and bad with social ques but again that’s also cause of where he grew up. he can be flirty and he’s good with words buuuuut he also #tends to accidentally insult people alot and flirtations and hints of any kind towards him tend to go over his head which is Funny with his #romantic situation in a polycule where the third person he doesn’t know that well yet is very sarcastic n passive aggressive n suggestive #and he just Does Not catch on to anything he hints at 75% of the time #anyway sorry infodump I just love my spaceship werewolf #dnd #oh just. for reference. ​his name is malacai n he’s a lycan bloodhunter/monsterslayer ranger human (technically quarter-elf) his alignment #is probably somewhere between chaotic neutral chaotic good and true neutral it’s hard to tell exactly #he seems neutral in comparison to his boyfriend who’s the Goodest Chaotic Good you’ll ever meet

[sleepingbeast]

The person I sold my fallout bobblehead to on ebay left me a neutral review

#personal #goddamn bobble head collector tim powell called it poorly packaged for a bobblehead... #bro sorry i am not the bobblehead master #HE CLAIMED SCRATCHES TOO WHICH IS A TOTAL LIE. i covered that thing inside and out w bubble wrap #in fact i got way too into wrapping it and romanticized the HELL out of it #i was like 'my little baby im wrapping up to give away 😊🥰😊🥰😊🥰😊' #AND THIS GUY ISNT IMPRESSED?!?! #i dont have it obviously so i cant say there arent scratches but i have no how there would be when i wrapped that sucker up #man. idk how anyone could take a job where ur rated after. this is my 2nd rating on ebay 😭😭 #i wanna fight him on that bc i think it makes my account look bad but :/ #ik when i see ppl argue abt that online i just see it as funny drama sjdbdjks #someone else buy my things so i can get more reviews 😭😭😭

[mister-faggot]

the silt verses is a comedy podcast

#im sorry that ep was so good but i Lost it at the image of faulkner just #frozen as he's doing Whatever to Page's car fjdkslfj its so funny in my head #the silt verses #memes and more than memes

[riioio]

youre laughing. akira fudo just came on his ceiling, and youre laughing.

#THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPIDNSJDJDJ #im so sorry for this #my friend is watching crybaby for the first time and ive never been more excited #ive wanted this since JANUARY 2019 #devilman #devilman crybaby #dmcb #dmcb akira #devilman akira #devilman crybaby akira #akira fudo #anime shitpost #shitpost #my shitpost #sorry abt all the tags💔 #this was so funny in my head

[transasahi]

ahem.

much ado about nothing lawlight au

#went to see this play w friends tonight and could only think about this the entire goddamn time #EDIT: sorry im still thinking about this lol #but aside from how Absolutely hilarious it would be to see the task force and watari and the yagamis try to set L and light up #beatrice just has some raw fucking lines that scream light to me #also some very funny lines that Also scream light to me #like when shes mad and says 'would that i were a man i'd eat his heart in the marketplace' ???? #idk realistically light would never Say that bc he's got a performance to maintain #BUT HE'S THINKING IT #also the way that beatrice and benedick make fun of each other even after both of them have confessed their feelings?? #its so lawlight #ALSO the way theyre both so adamant they want to die single at the beginning and how quickly that gets turned on a head #its lawlight #'i love you more than anything. believe me not though i lie not. i confess nothing yet deny nothing' #ITS SO LIGHT #also benedicks line like 'suffer love? an accurate epithet. i love you against my will' #UGH #CMON ITS THEM #wow anyway #keith speaks

[gayconfessioncas]

Is it weird that I know exactly the way cas says 'I love you' to dean? I know the exact emphasis and tone and everything oh help

#its the brain worms #i also know exactly how he says a lot of other things #here is an incomplete list of the top of my head #its not funny dean the voice says im almost out of minutes #its steve now #i have his voice saying different iterations of dean thats not unusual is it #no im castiel from the ghost facers thing. especially the no #obviously the confession speach the i love you just sits a lot further forward #and the I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition #what i like past you #his laugh in endverse in the car. that one haunts me #i would give anything. not to have you do this #you dont think you deserve to be saved #i see the gay little shrug in the season 4 kitchen scene (4x02?) in my head in vicid picture #dean. DEAN #just so you know. why i cant help #i know theres more #cas lives in my head rent free bc i wont let him pay he's a pleasure to have around #i make him tea and bring him breakfast in bed hes my little brain friend for me 💙 #sorry if this is rambly and incoherent i love cas a lot and it's late and im tired and it should not already be friday tomorrow #spn #castiel #txt #wait more #i heard your prayer #you couldn't forgive me. you were too angry #oh his little squints #hey. assbutt!! #his bitchy little hello to dean on the phone during the divorse arc. i see him say it so clearly too. ohhhh brainworms #i have so many more but I've run out of space!! anyway. tag the cas lines that live in your head 💙

[m-kyunie]

just wanted to doodle the venvan from an AU I thought up at work one day & now obsessively think abt — post canon they go to school in twilight town (w/Roxas, Xion & the twilight gang!!) to experience sum normality :0 

they live in a tiny place & go back to TLoD on weekends. Basically, I just thought it'd b neat if Vanitus became fairly popular (good 2 sports & [unintentionally] funny) while Ven’s feeling sum typa way abt it haha.

later Ven wld overhear Vanitus being confessed to but wld turn away b4 he heard the rejection (u_u. queue 1 tearful convo w/Terra later & hed have to rlly think abt how he views his new dynamic w Vanitus..........to sum it up teehee.

at the end he gets a lil part-time job @ their normal grocery bc he's Bored™ but his coworker is the girl who confessed & now he's gotta deal with that mixed bag bc she Can Tell

#venvan #kh #i wont tag properly bc i word vomited that entire thing im sorry #but if u wanna know more.....hmu #i make like. movies in my head while i work so its actually very developed i tried to be VERY succinct there....didnt work out #oh! Ven n Van r in diff classes so that makes things worse for Ven l8r #Van has class w both Xion Olette Pence n the Girl wit the Crush #Ven has class w Roxas n Hayner. Seifer goes to a diff school (hes actually rlly smart) #Ven is awkward bc hes only ever been around Terra n Aqua who made an effort to socialize with him so hes well liked by his classmates buttt #Vanitas is blunt n sarcastic but hsi classmates just think hes funny n refreshing which baffles him n then hes flustered #him n Olette r ALWAYS rushing in late #v i mportant thing to note is #Van has PE but Ven doesnt. PE is an extra course tacked on to the end of the school day #everyone not in PE goes home. Ven takes a nap in the classroom so they can walk home together. oen day he wakes up normally but notice Van #is later than normal even tho its the weekend & they always go straight to LoD after #so he goes down & THATS where he overhears the confession #she had waited for Vani to be alone obviously #oh another thing #Ven hears her say i wrote my feelings for u will u take them? & Vanitas says yes #but only to take the letter #bc hes nvr been confessed to b4 & thinks he shld honor her efforts w/that alone since he cant return her feelings #Ven knows its a letter first btw. he goes ahead to LoD & just txt Van ur taking forever im leaving>:/ #but Vanitas immd knos smtgs wrong bc Ven always insist they go together bc they take the glider back. its not the first time Vans been late #smtms the boys in his PE class try to cajole him into playing bb w them or struggle #this is bc they have to lay low w there strength but Van BARELY does it so he stands out a lot...so do all the key kids tbf but hes in PE.. #k im done #mostly typed all that for me in case i ever forget n look back on this #maybe in the future ill be able to draw comics or even write so #i rlly like this AU i made...i wld def love to revisit it & flesh it out 4 u guys!

[agenderraypalmer]

Anyone else really fucking hate not understanding things to the point where it really bugs you? Like sometimes its fine but most of the time if I don't get something, it makes me want to scream and cry at the same time.

#it fucking sucks. like why? 99% of the time the stuff doesnt even matter. and like ive gotten better than in the past because sometimes i #can not care but it normally really bugs me and like the more people try to explain the more frustrated i get if i still dont understand. #obvi i want them to explain but irs just this whole stupid thing. also really hate when someone starts telling a story or saying something #ans then they stop and are just like 'nevermind' bc i will keep wondering about it so I'll ask them to tell me and if they dont I'll get so #frustrated. that very rarely results in wanting to cry or scream bc its normally not that intense but it does make me pretty upset and angr #and i hate it so much. my sister does it a lot and she knows it bugs me. like she doesnt mean to but still. #i even get a little annoyed when people in tv shows stop in a middle of a sentence for whatever reason or are cut off #it annoys me considerably less but it does leave me wondering what they were going to say for the next few minutes until i forget but if i #remember it later on and still have no idea what they were going to say it annoys me a little but not too much. also i often find myself #wondering why tv characters say certain things at all. like what was running through their head to make them say a certain line. like #obviously the answer is nothing theyre not real but like in universe yknow #also im kind of a hypocrite bc i get annoyed when people ask me what i mean but honestly i dont think i get annoyed about it that often its #just that im mostly thinking of how my sister will ask how or why when i say something is weird or funny or whatever in response to #something she had just said and its because the answer is very obvious to me like obviously its because of what you just said that i replie #to but its not like i think shes stupid but it's just that its so obvious to me that i have no clue how to explain why because it just is. #also apparently i care too much about details of stories that other people think arent important to share and it drives me crazy because #they get annoyed when i ask! like sorry i wanna know ig. for example sometimes someone will tell me a story and then be building up to #something they said because they thought it was clever or whatever and then theyll just like stop after that thing they said and im just #like 'okay but what did the other person say back' and then if they tell me that i wanna know what they said back and so on. #like theyre giving me an incomplete story and im just supposed to move on apparently?? it's frustrating and i hate it. also i hate when i #ask a question and people act like the answer is SO obvious. like the other day i saw my step mom in a bathing suit and i was like 'oh did #you go swimming' and she just said no and i said 'well why are you wearing a bathing suit' and she was like 'i was cutting grass. did you #not hear the lawn mower?' and i was like 'yeah but i didnt know it was you.' and she was like 'it wouldnt have been that loud if it wasnt #someone here' and its like she wasnt trying to be rude but it just made me feel stupid even if that wasnt the intent and then i kind of #wanted to cry and it's just like i knew i heard a loud lawn mower yes and i see youre wearing a bathing suit yes but my brain does not #automatically connect those two. sorry i guess? like i feel like she thinks im stupid for asking and i kinda feel stupid and it all sucks #and its like you could've just answered my question. like i feel like its rude to act like somethings obvious when someone ask you a #question but apparently not? idk it sucks and i understand nothing about myself or other people #like she never out right said it was obvious or that i should've know but she kinda did say it was obvious imo just not in those words #idk it just all sucks. i got very off topic. let me know if you relate to any of this <33 and if you do I'm honestly sorry that sucks

[nytfythfhtyf]

man i wish my brain would let me eat more kinds of food so im not a constant burden on my friends and family whenever the need to eat food comes up

#my family is used to it at this point #but whenever my friends start suggesting places to eat im like #shit awesome most of the things theyre listing are things i dont like i can either force everyone to get food im okay with #or let them get what they want and just deal with it #its not really like sucking it up and eating shit i dont like is an option #cause that will usually end in me getting physically sick and having a mental breakdown #if i bang my head against a wall enough will it remove the autism #every time i have to ask for certain food im like #if i do this one more god damn time all of my friends will break up with me #*trying not to cry* haha im so sorry can we get like mcdonalds or something haha #im doing a funny joke sad voice to cover up the fact that i feel like throwing myself off a cliff right now haha #anyway thats enough being sad on the internet for today #i say things

[quaranmine]

So far tonight I have

1) almost set the microwave on fire

and

2) been informed that i received actual hate mail. like in the real life mail. in letter form.

what else awaits me tonight?

#well. my grandpa is probably going to die tonight. so i shouldn't test fate by asking what else because i know what else #im sorry i have no more context for the real life hate mail because i dont want to try and explain it #and go into that much detail about my real life trying to give you an explanation for this #it's no big deal or anything dont worry about me #i just think it was EXTREMELY funny. i live rent free in someone's head enough that they sent an insulting letter. in 2020. a letter.

[phantom-cheeks]

i made my first tik tok and it’s so tragic. how is it possible to make stuff this poor in quality but also i think i’m so funny.

#get it? #because danny is alive and dead at the same time #hahaha im so funny #i’ve had this idea in my head for weeks and i couldn’t stop thinking about it #i have so many sounds saved to make more tik toks that nobody wants to see #i’m so sorry #tik tok #danny phantom

[empanado-feliz]

every year i add something to the list of appearance and or life decisions that will make my mom so dissapointed when im an adult

#ah to be a gnc lesbian and know you are not and will never be the child your mom dreamed you would be #and she will probably live and die quietly sad and dissapointed #and that you will forever carry the guilt #sorry mom but im not having a husband or kids or shaving. im sorry ur not gonna get to see me in a wedding dress and im sorry ur not gonna #grow old with grandkids #and i know that you probably thing this is a rebellious teenager phase and im gonna grow out of it when im an adult #but im probably not gonna do that and idk how to let you know that. idk how to make you destroy this idea of the life you #wanted for me and you. and i feel rlly guilty and sorry about that especially considering i have never really been a great daughter #mentall illness and all #and youre not award of the year mom either but i still wanted to be good for you but idk how to do that rn #and in the future i would have to choose between being myself and happy or being who you want me to be and unhappy #anyways. i rlly want to shave my head but i dont have the machine thingie and also she laughed and said no #when did this become a whole ass thing i was supposed to be taking a shower #actually edit i have more to say. i feel kinda bad but also its so funny how like #from the end of 2018-idk the middle to end of 2019 my self esteem was like rlly rlly low so i was regularly shaving my legs #and i let my hair get rlly long that year #and was wearing more girly/idk pretty clothes #so my mom was probably like 'ah finally shes growing into a real woman :) and leaving all that behind 😌' and then 2020 came and i #1-gained self esteem and am fine with my body and done w shaving mt legs fr forever #2-Realized I Might Be More Gnc Than Originally Planned (tho i dont have clothes for it bc of quarantine 😤) #3-gained the need of having 8372937 piercings and 8372937293 tattoos #4-cut mt hair rlly short #like Bro You Thought

[leafeonb]

i need to draw something otherwise the "pov you are junpei and you just got to the B deck of the ship" is going to be my last art post of the month 💀

#lulu.txt #i mean i drew some stuff but its all unfinished 😭😭😭 #BUT. that pic is so funny it lives in my head whenever i start a new playthrough #but also. help. im looking at my wips and almost half of the ze wips are. stuff like this 💀💀💀💀 #we have: santa and junpei with the im sorry women cap. another junpei with a funny shirt. #lotus quoting a tweet screenshot i had saved that made me remember of her. if women are oppressed then why snake. vaguely sad art i will #NEVER finish this one this one is staying incomplete. more of my dgs wips. vaguely sad dgs wip. super long comic idk if i'll finish it. #ryuu :-). susato pointing at a cat i dont remember what i was going to draw #i am hoarding wips.....i would love to finish them someday 💀

[exbeaut]

For one last second, I saw them again the way I had that evening: a golden apparition on the front steps, shining and poised like young warriors stepped out of some lost myth, heads lifted, too bright to be real. The Likeness, Tana French

#why are yall dark acadamia bitches never talking about this book #i think i might like it more than TSH #ITS SO well written the characters are so fleshed out and complex and it just brings you completly into their world #like this booo messes my head UP #the likeness #dark academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #tsh #my posts #just finished my second re read and im a wreck #a WRECK #tsh has nothing on this book im sorry but im right #tana french #OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY POSTS IVE MADE AND IT WAS BEFORE I HAD WATCHED HANNIBAL #I USED A SCENE FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL WITHOUT KNOWING IT AHHH IDK WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY #iconic really #the fact I had it on my dark academia Pinterest board w out even knowing it was gay cannibals