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#that was so much wooorrrkkkk
paradisecas · 1 year
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15k i said. ahahaha. funny joke.
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inkedobsidian · 1 year
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~ Wonder Woman S.R ~
summary: You’re sat on your motorcycle in the middle of a traffic jam when Spencer is chasing an unsub too far away and he asks you to help catch him
pairing: Spencer ReidxReader
warnings: none :)
word count: 1,107
a/n: Requests are open! Prompt list is there if you guys want extra ideas!
Master-List - Prompts
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“I’m gonna be late for wooorrrkkkk.” You singsong to yourself as you take off your helmet to stop yourself sweating in the blazing heat. As time goes by the line seems to not move whatsoever so you take out your phone and start scrolling. As you’re idly scrolling down Facebook you hear a sound like a gunshot and instantly duck out of instinct. You look up and around for what made the noise and you see a man running away, blood flowing from his arm. He jumps on the back of a bike which is accompanied by another man, probably a get-away plan, and it speeds off. Another man, a handsome one, runs out wearing an FBI vest runs out. He already looks slightly tired and the bike is too far for him to run. Kicking the bike into gear you speed through the stopped cars, praying a door won't randomly open on you, towards the agent, and skid to a stop.
“Hop on.” You say smiling at him. He looks shocked at first but then agrees. As he gets on the bike you give him your helmet as you only carry one. He looks guilty for taking it at first but then agrees seeing how far away the man is. As the bike lurches forward, the agent nearly falls off, and, making a grab for your waist. Now here you where on your bike in the blazing heat pressed against a cute F.B.I agent.
“I’m sorry!” He yells through the helmet and over the sound of cars going past us at 60 mph. You shake your head, laughing not only at his awkwardness but also politeness to actually apologise. Not that you minded that much. As you weave through the different cars, the force of the wind starts to get a bit annoying you. You couldn't of predicted that you've would've magicially needed two helmets today but long hair and wind doesn't mix.
When they get to end of the traffic jam, the unsubs bike makes a break for the empty motorway as you turn your handles, instantly to follow. As you speed through the normal traffic street you notice a black van catching up by the side of you. The window rolls down and you see more FBI agents talking on the phone and one looking at the agent behind you.
“Spencer what the hell are you doing?” The blonde agent yells almost scared. Spencer, cute name. Spencer then takes his helmet off to talk to the agent easier.
“JJ! I almost got him, he’s bleeding.” He yells to the agent then turns to you to whisper in your ear. “Can this thing go any faster?” His whispering makes you shiver, which causes him to squeeze your waist slightly as you yell in reply.
“Hold on agent.” You say kicking up the gear and speeding off leaving the black rover behind you while all the agents look shocked at how much control you have of the bike at your speed.
“Actually, it’s Doctor.” Spencer whispers once again making you shiver as you bite your lip with anticipation and concentration. You reach 80 and continue to climb as you start to increasingly gain on the man and you see that now you’re on the motorway there’s almost no cars. You notice a gap and you quickly skid to the side of the motorway, confusing Spencer.
“Get off, quick.” You say grabbing your helmet. Spencer looks at you with wide eyes.
“What wh-.”
“Trust me, Doctor.” You say kicking the stand-off after he’s gotten off, to speed away and catching up to the man. You go faster than when Spencer was on your back. Speeding at 110 through the motorway you start to slow to 80 when in vicinity of the man. You hear someone yelling and you can tell it’s Spencer, probably in the black rover.
“Be careful!” He yells so you can just hear him. As you’re still chasing the man you hear crackling in your ear piece.
“Hello, my beautiful mystery girl I’m Penelope Garcia!” She yells happily as you can hear her tapping on a computer. Tech analyst.
“Well Miss Penelope. I’m Y/N L/N. Can you tell me when’s the closest, no traffic at all, spot?” You say normally knowing she can hear you fine when you’ve got the helmet on.
“Y/N L/N? The retired CIA black ops agent?” You can hear the confusion in her voice as she both gets up your profile and the route you’re heading.
“I am black ops. Any idea?” You say meaning about the opening in the traffic that she was just mentioning.
“3 minutes away with your speed, why?” She asks confused and almost scared.
“I’m black ops. Thanks for your help Penny. You’re like my lucky penny for this.” You say almost worried at doing this at this speed. It’s easy at 50-60 mph but 80 is a different story.
“Well you’re welcome Wonder Woman.” She says trying to sound happy but being terrified. She hangs up and you see the gap in the traffic you see she was mentioning. As you just reach the opening you place yourself directly behind the man before revving your engine making it reach 90+ and you jump off to the side skidding and sliding along the road. You stand up, even though your arm and leg has been scraped along the floor you stand up and start to run, you see your bike collide with the guys and they’re both knocked off and the bikes collide blowing up at the wall of the motorway. You grab one of the guys, the bleeding one, the other one trying to run before being held at gun point as the black rover pulls up. 5 agents pour out of the car all with guns drawn at the guys. You take this as a cue to be able to sit down.
“FBI!” The blonde woman from earlier yelled. Spencer sees you and runs up to you trying to see what’s wrong. He takes your jacket off and sees bad road rash on your arm.
“So… Ex-Black Ops aye?” Spencer says trying to make a joke.
“So… Doctor FBI aye?” You say laughing copying him. “Y/N L/N, nice to meet you.” You see smiling at him.
“Doctor Spencer Reid.” He says holding your jacket and standing up. “C’mon Wonder Woman let’s get you to a hospital.” He says smirking.
“I’ve had worse.” You laugh through gritted teeth. The adrenaline has worn off and it now stings, badly.
“So, have I.” Spencer laughs opening the car door. Okay, his laugh is cute as hell.
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deliciously-yeeted · 3 years
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I just spent like half an hour pspspspsing at my sister's rat(who i named rice:) and now its his actual name lmao) who got out in her car, which was hella messy((bruh she didnt even try to get him out herself:/ or put food or water out for him. Poor thing was hungy;^; it was kinda irritating and sad tbh)) and the lil shit was smart and fast too:( i had sweat dripping in my eyes by the time i finally got em. N then i set her cage up (she hadn't done that either, despite them being in a tiny ass travel cage, despite the fact that i not only gave her the big cage but ive offered to set it up multiple times) cuz she was stuck at Walmart without a ride n couldn't tell me no. Anyways, i got the baby bois all set up nice n snug and gave them some of treats for (not) cooperating qnd being cute af. Rice kept trying to run up to the door every time i opened it and i had to keep him at bay with nose boops. And when she got home, she didnt even thank me;^;
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thehellishtrinity · 4 years
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👀👀👀
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I honestly wasn't planning on watching GOT this season but the moment I heard about Arya last night I binged watched s801-s803. You can't just make my favorite GOT character Azor Ahai and not expect me to drop everything to catch up, I'm not that much of a functioning adult.
Honestly? So well deserved. Reading the comments of the pissed off fans was amusing. I've never cared for Jon or his story line, tbh, so I'm glad the big moment went to Arya. As a writer, it just makes the most sense, things tie up nicely.
I know some people think the NK will come back somehow since Arya doesn't exactly fit the prophecy to a T but that would just be lame (and rushed) writing at this point.
Speaking of which, why hasn't anyone mentioned that Arya had a weapon forged by Gendry prior to battle? A weapon forged by a loving partner, seems to me like the writers are pretty set on leaving Arya as AA, if you ask me.
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shibafro · 5 years
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Moving is so much wooorrrkkkk
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