#that was some sexy stuff right there

[moxley]

i'm about to make the lamest post possible: i rlly don't like comments like "feed that boy" or whatever other references to food when someone draws a character as fat. are you not capable of looking at a fat person without immediately connecting them to food.

i never, ever see comments about people's eating or food when thin characters are drawn unless that character is extremely thin, and even then it's usually with sympathy. i don't know man - i can't tell if y'all are fetishists or just fucked in how you think about fat people, and i'm really not sure which is worse.

#tal.png #some people are just fat. you know that right. you know that some people will always be chubby to fat no matter what they eat. #you know that fat people are sexy without going man i wanna give him more cheeseburgers right. right? haha. right??? #i'm fat + n have ED stuff and i recognise it's my issue to work on but i flinch whenever i see someone immediately bring up food when #someone draws a character as fat.

[brynwrites]

Someday, I will have the kind of fandom where people start reading my books because they see three different pieces of fanart on their dash in the same week.

#manifesting this so hard #i already have soft but sexy gay vampires as my current series #and captive prince without the uncomfortably book one sex stuff as my next one #this is bound to go right at some point

[crualex-de-vil]

Imagining how a sick Andreja Starfield of House Va'ruun arm tattoo might look

#starfield #andreja #house va'ruun #sooooo I finally finished her romance #and the game right after #I have a lot of feelings #I really do think playing the main campaign in starfield is so important #more than any other bethesda #and nmow I'm 😭 #it's got it's issues and there's a lot I wish it ditched to be a little more focused but after finishing unity #I get it #anyway #I hope to have some more time soon to do some proper Drej stuff #pls accept these sexy arms for now #fanart #atomicdraws

[aq2003]

tlovm opening x your turn to roll (hd)

#the legend of vox machina #tlovm #critical role #vox machina #cr #cr1 #my edits #not tagging everything because i'm like 85% sure someone's done this before so im not going to embarrass myself too hard #stuff im proud of in this edit: 'dm to guide you' over keyleth facing that one monster #the beat on 'about to be dead' right as pike and grog start killing #'monster incoming' / 'inspiration is waiting' over percy in jail/percy and orthax #stuff im NOT proud of in this edit: the 'take a chance roll the dice' part of the m9 intro w beau and yasha is SO sexy #and i just kind of massacred it here in order for the background chants to match up w the gang looking up at the fate strings #you win some you lose some

[cloudsrust]

I wake up and see a SECOND tumblr sexyman tournament poll- and on TUMBLR itself this time A-

#the cloud can speak oh boi #also me: eh oh voting timee #AND THEY ALREADY PUT MY MAN INGO AGAINST MY SKELLIE JACK?? EXCUSE ME- #I gotta skip that round you cannot ask me to choose between my two loud funky guys 😭 #We are starting the yearly chaos strong but holy fUCK- #also holy shit Spamton vs Reigen- we starting with some STRONG stuff right there omg #Edit: AAAAA WE ALREADY AT ROUND 2 IM NOT READY- #Also I just noticed Ingo was first against Bruno (I dint even know he was a sexy man what??) I'm- sdfsfsa

[cycloplasm]

You'll never ever guess who this guy was initially (it's my 2000s spamt concept but i turned it into an oc) so far he's based on and called Mandarin Orange. Not sure what bug he is but probably mosquito (no one ever saw this one coming)

So he's essentially like, Al from toy story 2. He's the type of guy to collect toys (2000s ones exclusively) and keep them in their packaging. However he always get 2 of each pet shop animals, because he wants one for his house and one for his car (glued on the center console, he can't drive without all his many lps bobbing their little heads). You can easily get him to passionately talk about 2000s movies he loves like Treasure Planet. Needless to say he's a big fan of the 2000s. But he has a problem: the 2000s don't really exist in his world, so people think he's a futuristic weirdo. It doesn't help that the dating sim world he lives in consistently objectifies him. Mandarin himself doesn't do anything outside of being passionate about his main interest; but the narrative seems to do what it wants with him due to him being initially programmed as a female character. The result is his animations and camera angles during cutscenes being out of his control, and it often makes him feel like a toy himself, played with in a scenario he doesn't want to be in. He does his best to detach himself from scripted situations and even occasionally ties to glitch out of events- which led him to be disliked by other characters in the game (they never like fruitbugs that play with the game's code). As a result he's kind of a (albeit passionate) loner who lives in a toyshop no one visits. But YOU could change that...

#koncept drawign #o #rose'socs #fruitbugs #fruitbugs mandarin orange #i feel like the explanation is messier than my usual introductions but tbf this is like. A rough essentially #both in design and concepts. I had to at least start somewhere- i had this idea for a long while now #hopefully i'll get the right idea(s) soon so i can start on his more. Finished version and afterwards draw him in situations #said situations are like. Him and his lps glue car for example #for new people: this is part of my Fruitbugs project which is a fictional dating sim video game (like ill never make it) #in which the fruitbugs are guys that have humanoid fake appearances but are actually bug monsters. #they're all based on real fruits because the goal is to have a character for every fruit. Including some varieties and hybrids #and that's like. The tip of the iceberg of this project there's a lot more planned for it #at the end of the day though. The idea is that these are my boyfriends and they can be yours too if you like them #it's a fictional dating sim so the only limit is sexi stuff (they're all asexual sexless characters) but other than that. yeah bug bf real

[catboyfurina]

baizhu x diluc >:3

meow :3

#beeep #query #i had a bad uhhh third impression? is that a thing #with this one #cus my first impression was 1. oh fun thats a neat crackship :) 2. oh fuck did i miss baizhu content on one of my breaks this is all over #twitter?????? #(i did not there was just one guy who introduced me to it that had also made a bot) #and then i was like (second impression) well sure i'll give it a shot #and then i saw the content that was being promoed and i was like. im still giving this a shot but some of this is making me uncomfortable a #hell..... but i didnt say anything cus it wasnt Asked for yknow like. no need to be rude if people arent Asking you to #(like right now) #anyway then that same sort of stuff kept going for a while and some of it was fine and good and others were like oh god what the fuck why i #this good to you.... #and now that baizhu is out and has more canon info its much better #there was a lot of manipulative/bad intentions baizhu or like. femme fatale baizhu? #and that made me rly uncomfy bc there wasnt any indication for that #it was basically just. long haired crop top guy + the voice andthen running with stereotypes #plus it often seemed sooo unbalanced like. less about two guys in a relationship and more. idk. like baizhu wasnt a Character there. he was #just a generic Sexy Guy for diluc to be desperately obsessed with #so a few months ago these answers wouldve included a lot more of eeeggghhhhh but now that the baizhluc enjoyer(s) have been moving away fro #that old dynamic its settling down in my opinions as cute :> altho i wish a certain someone wouldnt be keeping the headcanons as secret dms #(cough cough x*****a)(because im a wimp and don't wanna be too nosy yet) #this might seem like i should add could write essays about it but this isnt essays and i cant write. salute emoji.

[dafry]

So many things happened yesterday you have no idea

#So i wanted to do something for undertale anniversary but- #there was also this other thing that was also having an anniversary at the same time #and then there's also fionna and cake ep 6 the winter king- #in which i TOTALLY went into immediate hyperfixation mode and consumed so much fanart of #y'all don't know how badly i want to draw simon and winter king andjskkajdhwjs #They're both so cute yet sexy omg the vibes #we can all agree they're definitely an official tumblr sexyman now right? #and i was doing some stuff with my friends so yeah i got busy (distracted) and didn't ended up doing anything for the anniversaries XD #rambles

[regular-lord-reckoner]

My mom thought we were going to wait until tomorrow to get all the decorations out of the shed and set up the tree but while she and my dad were visiting my niece today I went ahead and did it all (with a little help from Steve of course). I am….so tired but also so happy it’s finally done!!

#it really doesn’t look like a lot but my god getting all that stuff out of the shed #and up then up onto the porch and into the house #I am so strong and sexy #even though I accidentally broke one of my favorite ornaments #it’s not a sentimental one just a pretty one we’ve had for years #and iiiiiiii broke it!!! #but other than that no disasters or fires!!! #i also got a some actual work work done today and some laundry #so very productive day #there’s still more decorations I brought from the shed but i’m too tired to do those right now #the tree and carrying all of it up the house was the big thing so the rest can wait til tomorrow #anyway hope everyone’s having a good week and enjoying whatever weather you’ve got!

[josiebelladonna]

alex is like the last guy i expect to be into stereolab of all bands and i absolutely mean that as a compliment 

#they’re kinda stereo mc’s/my bloody valentine-ish for those who don’t know #some of the other stuff i get like the gary moore song tom waits leonard cohen john lee hooker #mr sexy jazzy blues jew boy 🥵 #but i saw that and went ‘…for real?’ #it’s right up there with dave being into lords of acid or chuck being into alice in chains it just completely caught me off guard #text

[patheticgf]

i remember my mother being really confused on how a gay relationship works because i tried to explain to her that no-one is the "man" in our relationship and she was like ''''noooo u dont get it every relationship has to have a man and it can't be you bc ur such a girl'''' and it was impossible to get it through her head that we are literally GAY

#like. obviously my gf has more ''masculine'' energy but im literally fem in a boy way and masc in a girl way so that's a whole other thing #but like we dont do things like that. we both buy each other things and pay for food and surprise each other #i give him flowers and he holds the door open. i make most of our plans and he handles directions #i wear a skirt and he puts his hand up it #he buys me a collar and i wear it #but i make most of our major decisions when it comes to the important stuff in our relationship #like i come up with all our schedules and lists and come up with ideas and plans #and im usually the one who initiates important conversations even if they're embarrassing as hell #and then my gf helps us actually get THROUGH the conversation #and it's me who usually brings up any issues within our relationship #it is also me who causes literally all those issues 😍 see im such an active part of this relationship #like idk most situations tend to go a similar way #where im like fuck this is a shit situation we need to figure this out somehow #and he's like don't worry baby ily we will figure it out :) #and then i do the figuring out part and come up with a potential solution #and hes like fuck yea ur so smart and sexy and correct about everything and i'll do whatever u say #ok im paraphrasing but that's BASICALLY what he says #he does do figuring out stuff for some things but it is mainly me #and hes a lot better with words and stuff than i am. like he can make me feel better a lot of the time and it clears my head #so i can figure out what to do #like in december he was ready to do whatever i suggested even though it was hard for him to figure out what the right thing to do was #and it was easier when i laid things out and then made our decisions and plans #okay i forgot my original point what was my point #RIGHT. we're gay lol #☾

[weedle-testaburger]

as far as I'm concerned Teen Dramas (tm) that are obsessed with the characters getting laid are shit but not for 'tHeY'rE cOrRuPtInG oUr ChIldReN!' reasons, just that obsessing over that is a rubbish and inaccurate premise for a story. most teens aren't seriously trying to get sex or drugs they're trying to get video games and movies rated 18

#personal crap #the only one i can think of that gets it right is superbad bc that gets that this whole thing is stupid #by contrast imho stuff like skins sex education or euphoria suck bc they have this ludicrous idea of what teenage life is like #teens don't spend all their time shagging and doing drugs most of em never do that they just swear at each other on cod #or start discourse on tiktok. gimme my 'teen drama' (well probably comedy) about that #sidenote but people acting like skins and sex education are untouchable classics of tv is mental to me #they're not realistic they're not funny they're not even interesting #you have some really good actors in them but the material is just 'I WANNA HAVE DIRTY FILTHY SEXY DIRTY FILTHY SEX' for series after series #oh and let's not even get into how creepy it is that they do this with 16 year olds like it's nothing