Imagine a panel with the rest of the dsmp members who weren’t here today like just imagine
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imagine if on the suga | agust d tour army did a project where every seat holds up a colored piece of paper and from afar it says “marry me, yoongi?”
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I just realized something really funny about TOTK Ganondorf.
So, Ganondorf is very clearly meant to be a Gerudo, and he’s been sealed underground for hundreds, if not thousands of years. Meaning Gerudo culture when he was around was probably very different to how it exists today.
Going off of OOT and WW, Gerudo men used to be born into high status or even royalty just because they were men and that was like, super duper rare for a man to be born to the Gerudo.
If that element of their culture was the same in BOTW, it’s possible that Ganondorf was a Gerudo Chief before they stole his liquids and sealed his ass. Urbosa also mentions that she heard legends of Ganon once taking the “form” of a Gerudo, this could just be lip service to OOT but like what if.
But, Gerudo culture has changed quite a bit, to the point that men are not even allowed to enter the fucking town. Gerudo have to venture out to find a husband and shit, the husbands are also not allowed in.
I’m probably reaching, but could you imagine if Ganondorf struts up to Gerudo Town and is like:
“MY LOYAL SUBJECTS, YOUR KING HAS RETURNED TO ONCE AGAIN LAY SEIGE TO HYRULE AND CLAIM WHAT IS MI-“
and they’re just like
“yea cool story bro, you’re still not getting inside. Get your rocks off somewhere else.”
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oh i get it now. this is alll a mass hallucination generated by our combined longing for the gaming channel that’s cool though I’ll enjoy it while it lasts 😎🤪
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*Taps mic* *leans in* It is, the Wizard.
Imagine this, Wild for the sake of fun, dresses as Dark Link. He starts to stand ominously stare behind trees in the costume, and eventually goes for a full jumpscare.
How would the guys react?
asjsjskdjsjkadfs hi Wizard hope this email finds you well
Sky: he saw Wild changing into the Dark costume a few weeks ago. Wild made a “shush” gesture and Sky nodded solemnly, Comitting to The Bit. He’s hiding behind some bushes making creepy noises with a flute he whittled specifically for this purpose.
Wind: at first he thought it was a friendly ghost (it’s more likely than you’d think) but he started getting more and more paranoid as the apparition would never speak to him or show its full form, which is a bad omen. The moment Wild jumps out, he knocks out a Light Arrow, which luckily only plucks the hat off and reveals Wild’s hair tucked into a messy bun.
Four: at first he thought it was a friendly shadow (it’s more likely than you’d think) but there was no way that creature wasn’t stalking them, possibly to give information to Ganon. He tried chasing it a few times but never got close enough before it disappeared. He turns into the Colors and quickly pins Wild on the ground who just grins and offers a deal to keep a secret for a secret.
Legend: knows a transformation trick when he sees one. Sure, he has his shield and sword out in an instant, but a quick look with the Magic Mirror confirms the truth. He decides to whip out the most chaotic items he has just to mess with Wild. Think: cane of Somaria, quake medallion, tornado rod, fire gloves.
Hyrule: he’s been saving his Thunder spell for just this purpose. He knows better than to try to fight his shadow in melee combat. If Thunder doesn’t knock him down, there’s always Fire.
Twilight: fights shadow with shadow, so he’d turn into wolfie and tackle him in record time. After which he’d recognize him based on scent and let some drool fall on Wild’s face as punishment.
Warriors: at first I thought he would be the most impulsive Link (one does not survive what he did at the Temple of Souls without significant trauma) but after some thought I think that whole experience left him with a lot of insight and self control. Thus, he would notice the foe is not made of actual darkness (Wild has his own shadow after all) and tie him up to interrogate him. Wild would Commit To The Bit for as long as possible. Sky is still making creepy noises behind a bush.
Time: The suit in BOTW / TOTK resembles him specifically. Those damn red eyes bring up the worst memories of his quest, no, quests. For this, I crown Time as Most Likely to Cause a Lethal Wound. He’d become friends with Mipha though so it’s fine.
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I kinda wish there wasn’t going to be a big bad for Wild Blue Yonder.
Here’s my pitch:
That they’re just in a ship and there’s no baddie, at least not anymore, just a ship completely sealed, the crew are dead with one having been turned mad by the radiation from that sun and killed them all (“amogus”, we meme, “amogus”), its co-ordinates locked into a certain destruction.
And the HADS going off? The TARDIS has fled for fear of her going mad. Which is infinitely more dangerous than leaving the Doctor to figure it out.
Think ‘The Edge Of Destruction’ turned up to 14.
And the entire episode is just about trying to survive. There is no food, there is no water, and after a certain length of time that background radiation is going to drive one or both of them mad.
(But if we really need the sussy imposter, then fine, maybe there’s also a murderer on the loose)
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