#that’s a recipe for disaster

[crabsnpersimmons]

eats your clip

oh boy, looks like Clip is on the menu

again

plus a bonus with Bloodmoon!

#ask the crab #fnaf eclipse #bloodmoon #Clip New Do Same You AU #crab art #traditional art #another day another person trying to eat Clip #CHOCO!! HELLO FRIEND! #legit when you sent this all i could think of #was you dancing like you do at the end of your videos #as you drag Clip away #i have no idea how to animate that so i just did a little doodle 😂 #and OF COURSE i had to draw bloodmoon! #i love your design for him he's so FUN! #Bloodmoon and Clip together in the same room... is probably a recipe for disaster

[static-radio-ao3]

@jegulus-microfic // march 26 // prompt: transfiguration // words: 1100 // cw: some blood and a minor wound (but it's v cute + fluffy)

“How did this happen again?” Sirius asks as he dabs at the cut along the palm of Regulus’ hand. The cloth stings, despite Sirius’ best attempts to be gentle.

“Just got a strong grip,” Regulus mumbles. His eyes flit around the room, catching on the gaudy red drapery and the mess of clothes scattered on every spare surface.

“Uhu, sure.” Sirius doesn’t look away from what he’s doing, carefully cleaning the wound. “But really?”

It’s not the first time something like this has happened. It has actually been a pretty common occurrence this past year. Summer had done James good and Regulus had a hard time not noticing it.

A few weeks ago, during Transfiguration, Regulus had accidentally made the windows explode when James walked in to drop off a note for professor McGonagall.

He’d sent Regulus a small smile on his way out and it immediately made Regulus' heart trip and the windows burst. James had been so brave about it too, sheltering Regulus’ body with his own to keep any shards from falling on him. He still remembers the warmth of his cloak and the scent of his shampoo.

Not too long after that, James had passed him in the courtyard when he was messing around with Barty and Evan. A cheery call of “Hey, Regulus!” and his spell had slipped out of his control, hitting a few people with a relatively harmless stinging hex.

Today, Regulus had been sitting next to Sirius in the Grand Hall, not aware he was actually in James’ spot. When James slid onto the bench next to him, thighs pressing against each other and the heat of his body seeping though the fabric of is clothes, Regulus had accidentally made the cups of pumpkin juice shatter.

Unfortunately, he had been holding his own, which is why he is currently perched on the edge of Sirius’ bed as Sirius tries to heal the small cut on the palm of his hand.

“I keep…” Regulus puffs up his cheeks, considering his words. “I keep messing things up. When J— this guy walks into the room.”

“You have a crush?” Sirius asks, finally looking up from the task at hand to meet Regulus’ eye.

“Don’t say it out loud,” he hisses. Regulus has to resist the urge to clap his hand over Sirius’ mouth, never mind the fact that they’re alone in his dorm right now.

“Why?”

“It’s embarrassing!”

“It’s not embarrassing! I think it’s sweet! My little brother, all grown up.”

Sirius sounds fond. Proud. Warmth sparks behind Regulus’ ribs.

“M not little,” he huffs, but it lacks any real heat. He knows he’ll always be Sirius’ little brother.

Good thing it’s his favorite thing about himself.

The blood has been cleared away enough for Sirius to see the cut. It’s not deep, thankfully, so a simple mending spell should do the trick.

The feeling of the spell is pleasant on his skin, like dipping his hand into warm water, relief rushing over him.

As luck would have it, James chooses that exact moment to walk into the room. Regulus counts to ten in his head, an attempt to quell the magic that is coursing through his veins and desperate to burst from his fingertips.

James looks handsome like this, hair a bit messy from where he has been running his hand through it, glasses low on his nose. Regulus itches to push it back into place. His tie is a bit too loose to be acceptable, but he seems to get away with it every time. The golden details of his uniform compliment the hazel of his eyes and Regulus is at risk of swimming in them if he doesn’t look away.

“Reg, hey, are you okay?” He sounds breathless, like he ran up the stairs to get here. Regulus tries not to get his hopes up.

He coughs, just to make sure his voice is still there. “Yeah, just a cut. Sirius is fixing it.”

Neither Sirius nor Regulus mentions that they are used to patching each other up. More familiar with each other’s healing magic than they’d like to admit. They had spent long nights with books they’d borrowed from the Black family library, learning simple healing spells.

“Why not go see Pomfrey?”

Regulus ignores the indignant hey from Sirius and says, “She had her hands full already. But it’s fine. Sirius can—”

“Here, let me,” James says, nudging Sirius out of the way.

Sirius is about to protest when he catches sight of Regulus’ face, a slow blush crawling up his neck and blooming on his cheeks. Understanding sparks in Sirius’ eyes and a shit-eating grin forms on his face.

“Yeah, Prongs can take care of this. I have to head out anyway.”

Regulus tries to communicate to Sirius that he should absolutely not leave or Regulus might end up accidentally setting his bed on fire. Or on purpose. He’s not sure yet. But Sirius elects to ignore his warnings and shuts the door behind him with a wink.

James’ hands are warm. His palms are calloused from all those hours practicing Quidditch, but no less gentle in their prodding.

“Strong grip, huh?” James murmurs as he pokes at the tender skin on Regulus’ hand. There isn’t much to mend anymore, Sirius was basically done, but neither of them mentions it.

“Yeah, apparently.”

Regulus is thankful his voice doesn’t crack, but the heat in his face is persistent, straying up to the tips of his ears.

“Mh, maybe you should try out for the Slythering Quidditch team. I’d like to have some real competition on the pitch.”

“Maybe.”

“Then again, maybe you’ll be distracted enough to let me sneak by, or to set your team’s brooms on fire.”

Red blooms in Regulus’ face, almost brighter than the red on the walls. His embarrassment is short-lived though, because James is laughing fondly, hands still cradling Regulus’ own.

“You did it on purpose!” He accuses.

“Not on purpose, per se. I just wanted to test a theory,” he muses. A thumb strokes over the back of Regulus’ hand and goosebumps erupt on his skin. James hums, content. “I’m sorry, though. I didn’t want you to get hurt.”

Regulus huffs in annoyance, but it’s a show and they both know it.

“I really am sorry,” James says again, ducking his head so he can meet Regulus’ eye. One of his hands comes up to push a dark curl away from Regulus’ forehead. Then, it settles on the side of his face. In the quiet space between them, he murmurs “Let me kiss it better.”

#regulus has an obvious crush and accidental magic #a recipe for disaster #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #jegulus microfic #mil's microfics #mil's writing

[guqqie]

i’m so nervous about recipe for disaster tonight..

i know i won last year but the prompt being baking is going to mess me up because i can in fact not bake, so i know this won’t end well..

BUT HEY it will still be fun!! :)

#guqqie #recipe for disaster #baking

[peupeugunn]

i think death note would have been ten billion times funnier if light had just pulled an uno reverse card on L and said "you think i'm kira? well i think you're kira and i'm gonna prove it" and spends the rest of the investigation gaslighting convincing the rest of the task force that his theory is true because "if i were L, that's exactly what i would do"

#L: your kira percentage has increased by 3 #light: funny i was going to say the same thing about you #it would be a recipe for disaster #i would watch this dumpster fire over and over #light yagami #l lawliet #death note

[sadberrystuff]

I opened Procreate and saw this unfinished and was bored so here it is, totally late as hell

#im actually really kinda happy with this??? im sure ill look at it later n be like “erm actually thats shit” but whatever #theyre my fav boys so who caressss #theres an easter egg here for the truthers and sleuthers in the audience btw #1.5 easter eggs actually #fuck it we bawl #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #peter nureyev #jupeter #tpp 5.09 #juno steel and the recipe for disaster #digital art #fan poster #tpp fanart #i dont do a lot of lineless art rip

[geoledgy]

Does anyone else remember this show?

(Commission for Kidtheyena!)

#feline #canine #cartoon #artists on tumblr #retro art #2023 #rock art #going thru my comm queue while im doing grad apps...a recipe for disaster but I feel really motivated right now

[clownsuu]

I can explain that "Die you don't belong in this world." And the anon meant well.

You know that castlevania meme that's like.

"What's is a man, a miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk *throws win glass* HAVE AT YOU"

That's from the end of a long conversation between Richter and Dracula. The full conversation goes like this.

R: Die monster, you don't belong in this world.

D: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought back by humans who wished to give me tribute.

R: TRIBUTE? You steal men's souls man make them you're slaves.

D: Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.

R: Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind ill needs a savior such as you.

D: What is a man, a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk *throws glass* HAVE AT YOU.

They were just making a joke about Home being a vampire.

Oh!

My, my apologies then to that anon then! Having adhd and bein on the spectrum makes me very oblivious to things sometimes unless it has been credited to what it's originally from (or currently trending)

#Ahhhh I feel bad now LMAO #I hate how oblivious I can get sometimes #G a h i feel bad now #Curse my crippling anxiety too #A horrible horrible recipe for disaster!

[marc--chilton]

screaming going insane im begging you to talk more about house developing a pavlovian response to wilsons nagging. like you’re right.

like house is already not subtle about wilson (you can only joke about wanting to fuck a guy so much before people start thinking you actually wanna fuck the guy) (i am not convinced he was ever joking)

and house has sooo many issues, the most prevalent being ones that stem from his leg and resulting disability after a life of activity, BUT we also must consider also those that stem from his childhood..... when a parent treats you terribly even the most logic-minded and rational people will think they deserve it. and when that is normal for you, it's almost a comfort. especially if that's the only attention you're getting from them

now let's set that aside for a second. house has always thought of wilson positively from day one (finding him "interesting" which is like the normal person equivalent of saying love at first sight, in this case) and i am not alone in thinking that house is pining in some form. and he fucks. the wires get crossed. something in his brain goes from "no one can make him mad like i can :) " to "he's hot when he's negging me" to house beating it in the hospital showers

95% (why did the numbers get HUGE just then. like i'm making a point sure but goddamn 70 point font pop off) of the time house will walk away from an interaction with wilson feeling great, even if he just got lectured within an inch of his life. just look at how often he gets the Diagnosis Revelation just from bothering wilson for five minutes (and that being all of wilson's screentime in the ep)

they're sick. they're basically having sex every episode. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

#house md #hilson #anon #ask #i am not a psychologist or whatever. obviously. disclaimers n such #and like wilson is so fr about getting on to house is the worst part #he doesnt even notice how house's pupils dilate when he tells him “i'm glad you're here actually” in That Tone #but yeah in short the self loathing and daddy issues meeting a mother hen is a recipe for disaster #and or crazy insane messy sex if wilson would stop being dense and repressed

[bedroomcloset]

top tip: communication is when you talk with your partner, not when you pull an alarm on them and send them to jail

#peter nureyev #juno steel #Juno steel and the recipe for disaster #the penumbra podcast #tpp

[pcktknife]

oh I am gonna feel like shit in the morning lmao

#hot sweaty late as hell gotta be up early. its a recipe for disaster #kae.txt

[mikaikaika]

Okay even though I miss the blond I am warming up to this hair

#he looks nice what can I say #tubbo #tubbathon #Recipe for disaster

[orangetubor]

His stupid moron boyfriend

#the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #jupeter #juno steel and the recipe for disaster #tpp spoilers

[thatsbelievable]

#Recipe For Disaster #recipe #recipes #cooking #baking

[froggoexists]

Yeah this really was just an excuse to draw these guys

+ the humble origins on the back of a worksheet and a scrapped version

#I like Owen’s face on the original one better but the poses were so damn boring so I just started over again #mcyt #recipe for disaster #tubbathon #my art #fanart #krowfang #krowfang fanart #owengejuicetv #owengejuice fanart #cw bright colors #<-just in case #tubbathon 3

[grahamcore]

if and when the tomgreg sex scene happens it will not be hot in the slightest but rather will feel akin to seeing an awful car wreck and for some reason being unable to look away

#between tom’s compulsive awkward laughing and weird jokes and greg’s gangly uncoordinated limbs and equally awkward personality #yeah sorry that is a recipe for one hot fucking disaster #“uh tom you uh. you’re like kind of holding my cock right now? did you mean to do that?” #“OBVIOUSLY it’s on purpose gregory do you think i’m an idiot? are you seriously calling your boss an idiot?” #“no but you uh. you like said you weren’t gay? like five minutes ago when we were making out on the couch? it just seems counterintuitive” #“‘making out’ what are you fourteen greg? this is why you can’t get a girlfriend you say stupid shit like that” #and then they’d fuck #the end #do you see the issue #tomgreg #succession #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

On my way to save a caitvi edit on Pinterest and my food board pops up as a suggestion…

I’m open to sharing cuz I can’t handle them all on my own 😮‍💨

#food recipe board specifically….. recipe for lesbian disaster I’ll tell you that much #arcane #caitvi #vi arcane #vi #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn arcane #caitlyn #violyn #piltover’s finest #piltover's gayest #vicait #DONT READ THE ALT TEXT LOL #OMG ALSO I NEED HELP IF ANYONE IS READING THESE TAGS #THERE IS THIS FANART OF CAITVI IN ACADEMY UNIFORMS #I THINK IT MIGHTVE BEEN A JAYVIK AU #CAIT WAS IN A SKIRT AND VI WAS IN PANTS AND THEY BOTH WERE IN VESTS #I NEED IT CUZ IM USING THAT IDEA FOR SOMETHING IM #WRITING #anyway that’s it that’s the post