i’m frothing at the mouth, thank you twitter 😩
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HE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL IM SCREAMING
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The bitch is back, motherfuckers!
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thinks about jordan kyrou
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handing out ‘babygirl’ and ‘girlfriend’ to middle aged men like it’s an unlimited resource
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no… i don’t wanna talk about it.
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everyday I’m like what if I drew Death. and then I do
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ok but why is wave so goddamn pretty. like. drop dead gorgeous. i know she probably stinks and has 0 table manners but that’s part of the appeal not to mention she’s fucking RIPPED and oh my god so smart and strong and mmmmmmmmmm mechanic girlfriend please
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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