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Halloween Prep
Tim: Well, I’m off to bed. See you all in the morning.
The rest of the Batfam:
Cass: It’s 8 pm.
Dick: Do you think he’s coming down with something?
The next morning
Tim, in the kitchen: *whistling*
Jason: Are you even allowed in here?
Tim, pouring a green smoothie into a tall glass: It’s on a trial basis.
5 pm the same day
Tim: See you at home, B.
Bruce:
Tam: Did he just leave?
Bruce: Yes?
Tam: Is he okay?
Bruce: I think so?
Tam: Are you going to respond to all my questions with more questions?
Bruce: Hrn.
Tam: Uh-huh. Well, assuming he isn’t actively dying, let me know who I need to send a gift basket to as thanks. Or commit a minor felony for. It’d be worth it.
Bruce:
Tam: Minor, Bruce, relax.
At the manor, 8:14 pm
Duke: Have you seen Tim anywhere?
Damian: We finished going over our Halloween costumes and I believe he went to bed.
Duke: Again? Is he actually going to sleep all night?
Damian: *shrugs*
Duke: So what are you going as?
Damian: Jon insisted we go as power rangers.
Duke: Since regular superhero costumes aren’t enough, right. What’s Tim going as?
Damian: A functional human being.
Duke:
The next morning at breakfast
Cass: Someone’s happy this morning.
Tim: What can I say, got a whole ten hours of sleep.
Bruce: And you’re sure you’re feeing okay?
Tim: Oh yeah, I feel great.
Jason: How’s this new lifestyle gonna work out for you? Giving up the vigilante life?
Tim: Oh, not at all. This is just for my Halloween costume.
Everyone:
Damian: He’s going as a functional human being.
Jason: *starts cackling*
Bruce: *sighs*
Cass: *pats Bruce on the shoulder*
Duke: You know, that makes so much more sense now.
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gale-gentlepenguin · 1 year
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Just because something is “Meta” doesn’t mean it’s good.
Just because something is “Meta” doesn’t mean it’s smart.
Just because something is “Meta” doesn’t mean it’s funny.
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A lot More Derision Salt because no, I’m not done:
Like a friend of mine brought up, if Chloe traumatized Marinette so much (and keep in mind that I’m NOT downplaying trauma, I’m VERY anti-bullying), then WHY did she ever give her a miraculous in the first place then!? I can at least understand in the Queens trilogy why, but any other episode after that!? Why would you entrust the one who’s caused you (and supposedly so many others) so much pain with such a huge responsibility such as a miraculous??? In fact, WHY don’t you show similar trauma with Kim and even Sabrina!?
“Marinette was just trying to be nice/felt sorry for her!”
I don’t think that’s how trauma works if I'm being honest. I feel if anyone ever did that to me personally, I wouldn’t trust them. I could understand if this was low key/simple school bullying we were talking about here, but this is something that supposedly caused Marinette trauma? That’s also really irresponsible on Marinette's part, given someone who appears to be so conceited, egotistical, immature and selfish to her, a very powerful item just because they’re trying to be “nice”.
And before anyone tries that “Omg, It’s a kids show, it’s not meant to be taken seriously!” excuse, then fine. However, if that’s really the case, then WHY even include such a complex and serious topic in the first place? Just to make a middle school bully look worse/unrealistically more evil? Derision is poked with so many holes that it’s literally useless and wouldn’t have impacted the story at all if it was removed.
As for the whole “not to be taken seriously” argument, The writers (especially Thomas) only CHOOSE when they want this show to be serious. One minute it’s not meant to be over-analyzed or “be simple”, but the next minute they’re throwing out terrible morals all over the place just to justify its contradictory. They just want to do what they want to do without any criticism, that’s all there is to it 🙄
And that's their right to do the show the way they want. That doesn't mean it's correct though...
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applesauce42069 · 5 months
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Watching people try to use percentages from DNA tests in an attempt to prove who is “more native” than who.
Hashem. Take me now.
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itsavee4117 · 3 months
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Peaches, darling… I think you and Luigi may have different taste 😅
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faecaptainofdreams · 5 months
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What an absolute imp, i love how he even has to look back to make sure Sylvia doesn’t see him sneaking off to gossip. It’s also pretty funny that Mr. Non-Judgey McPoliteness is actively making fun of a race of people 😆 I can’t even fault him for it LMAO
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popping-your-culture · 3 months
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She has a drinking problem.
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bluemoonpurpledragon · 9 months
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Girl?!
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miseria-fortes-viros · 2 months
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Source was from this post, the person who posted it said that 120 was the average so i read the article and i can confirm it does say that. U can read it yourself if u really want.
https://www.tumblr.com/snailsthoughts/741274441477226496/psa-the-raads-r-test-is-not-accurate-and-should
yes, the raads-r is not entirely accurate and does produce false positives in the lower ranges, but that does not mean EVERY score between 65-120 is a false positive. the raads-r is an effective tool in the process of an autism diagnosis but is not and should not be the only criteria, and even the raads-r acknowledges this:
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a score of 65 and all the way up to 160 can be indicative of autism but it also might not be anything. that doesn’t mean you should be going into people’s inboxes and telling them they’re definitely 100% not autistic if their raads-r score is in the low-100 range, which is an indicator of possible autism and again, NOT a diagnosis. people’s inability to interpret the very clear wording of the scoring chart is not the fault of the test. please mind your business when it comes to autistics. and if you yourself are autistic, please consider the fact that other people’s diagnoses are not your business, and it is perfectly fine for people to suspect that they are autistic and then not actually end up being autistic. thanks
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dollybites · 2 months
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i’ve been hating my body so much lately, to have a body is to carry the burden of seeing and feeling it every day, i wish i was just a light shapeless floating spirit
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lucysweatslove · 10 months
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Idk who needs to hear this but unless you haven’t had caffeine recently and go in taking like 250-300mg+ all at once, your coffees, teas, and even sodas ABSOLUTELY are hydrating. They count as water.
The diuretic effect of caffeine is super freakin small when taken in small doses or if you drink it regularly. We’ve literally known this for two decades now but the myth that a coffee or tea is dehydrating due to diuretic effects is still well alive.
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out of all the horrible shit i’ve seen, this one is fucking hilarious. sis literally equated being ratio’ed to abuse
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If you’re unhappy with your body
Hit the gym
It’s that easy
And you’ll feel & look better too
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scuderia-hamilton · 8 months
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love those Max fans who say shit like “and this is the guy people are hating on” or “how can anyone hate him?” and “this is the Max i like” and “the villain of f1” when it’s a clip of Max with kids or animals and he’s just being there, smiling. that’s your argument?? that is the best you can do?? like just because he’s not kicking puppies and bullying children in his free time it does not mean that he’s generally a good person. you gotta come up with something better than that. makes me cackle every damn time 😭😭
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lady-tortilla-chip · 1 month
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I have not missed seeing all the ‘Zuko was never bad’ posts
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