Babylon 5: where we put four different styles of war criminal in the same room and expect them to use conflict resolution skills to find galactic peace.
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The Japanese government when a bunch of magical fruity pebbles, one of their own citizens, and her now talking flying magical cat show up trying to do some magical stuff and get back home
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Just gonna say it since nobody else will. When there’s more than one (1) Wanderer in Sumeru they are called the minions. They are Nahida’s minions.
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I wish he was our little secret, I would spread him like wildfire. He is unfortunately in the clutches of a group who would rather sing fine line at his shows and have Niall Horan’s listening parties.
You mean apologists for Harry Styles?
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i have just had the great pleasure of discovering the Great Eared Nightjar, and i would like to announce that if Nightshade does actually turn out to be a bird in Earthspark, this is permanently what i will imagine/headcanon them as, and no one can stop me or change my mind regarding this matter.
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anon they’re already blocked so i know
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omg you post bitchie too please do you have time for any recs i love them
mmmhmmmm i sure do! i’ve been a bichie shipper for many years, i just never talk about them even though i’d really love to. i unfortunately haven’t ready any bichie works recently bc there’s like hardly any content revolving around them anymore wncjwnzi but i really do love writing them a lot and if anyone is interested, i can post more of them :’)))
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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