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#that's it that's the dynamic
whathorselegs · 2 months
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Kouyou and Chuuya standing in front of a fiery pile of wrecked trucks Kouyou: Why would you think it's a good idea to try and lift 10 trucks at the same time? Chuuya: Dazai bet that I couldn't, so obviously I had to! Kouyou: And if Dazai told you to leap off a building would you? Chuuya: What? No, that would be stupid, we tell each other to swan dive off buildings all the time. Nobody does it, even though he should... -- Two Hours Later -- Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, bet you can't survive jumping off the roof of HQ! Chuuya: Fucking watch me!
-- Dazai after being bailed out of jail and brought to Mori's office Mori: So explain to me exactly why you stole a police vehicle and then crashed it into a wall? Dazai: Chuuya bet that I couldn't steal the car, so I did. The crashing and being arrested, well, that wasn't part of the plan. Mori: If you could refrain from such activities in the future, that would be very helpful. Dazai: Sure thing, boss -- Five Minutes Later -- Chuuya: You lost the bet because you didn't get away Dazai: No way! I stole the car, double or nothing! Chuuya: Fine, but you have to actually get away this time Dazai: Deal! Now break something so the police will show up again.
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chen yi: picks ai di up
ai di, actively holding on: put me down!!
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torterracotta · 1 year
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Bruce: You don't understand — if I killed him, I'd be no better than he is!
Jason, actively reloading: skill issue
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kazisonline · 2 months
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Stress Iskall and False are my favourite polycule. Iskall and Stress are dating and False and Stress are dating but Iskall and False are not, they act like they don't like the other one but they respect the other one a lot and really like each other deep down
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b4kara · 1 year
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This was posted in one of my servers and I HAD to draw it lmao
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basilhallwxrd · 1 year
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“Oh, come now. Don’t be like that,” the demon coos. “Aren’t you happy to see me?”
“No,” Link says before he can stop himself.
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sunflower-duckss · 2 months
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Kane: You may hug me for four to five seconds.
Rob Van Dam: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Kane: No, dear God, that's not what I—
Rob: TOO LATE!
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taylorshope · 1 year
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Taylor and Daniel are literally just "I'm older/But I'm taller"
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scoopstrooptm · 1 year
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it’s the way that steve, shirtless and having just been nearly mauled to death by demobats, is like “we can take em” at the prospect of the rest of the bats that are currently positioned between them and watergate, and robin immediately looking at him in the most unimpressed, this is the russian guard thing all over again way. see exhibit 1
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Jiro: I proudly identify as moronsexual. I am attracted to dumbasses, and dumbasses exclusively. Kaminari asked what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight. Kaminari: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Jiro: (Takes off jacket and shirt) Kaminari, you're so fucking stupid!
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jonathanbiers · 1 year
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i love the conversations i have with lexi @bayouteche because it's always *elaborate and thoughtful compliments towards each other or something creative that we've done* and the immediate response is always: "SHUT UP"
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nosongunsung11 · 7 months
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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punk-dad-sharkz · 4 months
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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I love the "came back wrong" trope but from the opposite side.
Imagine you are dead. And then you are RIPPED from the embrace of decay into the world of the living again. Your memories are hazy and you don't recognize any of these people, but they act like they're close to you? Like they love you? So you try to get your memories back, to act like you belong here, but everybody tries to forget you died. And you can't. It is omnipresent. And just trying to grapple with that fact pushes the people who "love" you away, and they're incapable of understanding, and they're so confused, what's wrong N̶̄̀O̶͛͗T̷̉́ ̷͋͝Y̴̎̌Ȍ̴̈U̸̓R NÄM̴̃͑E̵̾̇? And you just need them to understand, you aren't that person! You aren't! You don't know who that person is! You don't know why any of this is happening, but they're unwilling to bend, they keep insisting you are that person, your memories will come back, everything will be normal again, and you want to scream and cry and claw yourself open to show them you're different. Your existence as a being wholly separate from whoever you "used to be" is a sin unto itself. All you can do is scrabble for life and to them, you're killing whoever they loved to do it.
just. lots of fun in that concept, you know?
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tigerjpg · 11 days
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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sangled · 3 months
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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms
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